Crayt, The Reader

Member Since

4/14/2013

Last Activity

8/3/2013 12:40 PM

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24

Post Count

10

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0

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1 win / 3 losses

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Sage

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I has lost mine cookies. Do you has saw mine cookies? I wants mine cookies back. I also seems to has losed mine knowledges of the English languaging.

 

I feel like I need to apologize for that atrocious display of idiocy: I'm sorry. Now step back, my time machine is about to take off into 1939's Warsaw... wait, oh cr-!...

Recent Posts

Hello on 4/15/2013 6:09:10 PM

Yes, internet cookies. Don't let anyone near them. Anyone!


Hello on 4/15/2013 6:06:05 PM

Welcome. I've been here only about a day, but I've got some very important advice...

Watch out for thieves. I was here for a minute and all of my cookies were stolen by Conexion_ICA... Hold onto those cookies, man, hold onto them!


What would you do in a zombie attack/infection? on 4/15/2013 5:02:48 PM

I almost feel like a supermarket is a better option than my intended answer of going to the mall. But I'd still go to the mall.

While a mall would give you much more options in regards to weapons and there would probably be more food there, there'd also definitely be more people. And we all know that if a group of people is too large, shit will hit the fan. But yeah... I just want to grab one of those crossbows I've seen at the sports store in our local mall and go loco.


Hello there, pilgrim on 4/14/2013 2:24:19 PM

Thank you.

And remember to imagine all of this with a posh Brittish accent. It's vital. Because I'm a black cat. We all know that black cats have posh Brittish accents.


Hello there, pilgrim on 4/14/2013 2:20:35 PM

Fine then. I will be the bad guy... You can be Clint Eastwood... Wait, does this mean I'm going to lose again?


Hello there, pilgrim on 4/14/2013 2:17:33 PM

Thank you.

Also, I will shoot you next time. Promise. You just made it personal...


Hello there, pilgrim on 4/14/2013 9:49:27 AM

Thank you.

... Huh? Did you say something? No? I could've sworn you spoke in tongues there. No? Oh well.


Hello there, pilgrim on 4/14/2013 8:29:44 AM

Thank you, and I certainly will. The stories are after all the main reason I stumbled upon this site 'ere.


Hello there, pilgrim on 4/14/2013 8:19:21 AM

 

Thank you.

As for the cookies: I am torn.

For one, those were intended to someone else. So now I have to go and either buy a cheap bag of horribly stale or disgustingly soft cookies, or I have to spend time (which equals to money, and so do the products used to make the dough and all that) baking them - if I don't, I'll just seem like a jerk, standing there empty-handed when I promised cookies.

But on the other hand, they were filled with arsenic - so you might actually just have settled your dues.

Oh well.


Hello there, pilgrim on 4/14/2013 7:55:24 AM

I know, that title is horrible but at least it caught your attention. It has served its purpose expertly. That is assuming you are actually here indecision... Anyway, I just wanted to say my greetings and be on my way to actually have a look at the Help & Info section. Actually figuring out why I'm here will have to wait. Ta~

Sincerely,

Crayt