Well that is pretty much how my conversations go with JJJ.
Alright, this was literary gold. While I'm on principle not a fan of in-joke riddled/derived stories, if they must be written, this is the gold standard. Accessible yet erudite, thanks for the chuckles :)
E: That said, I'm sure I'm unaware of more than half of the backstory this is based on, still the story stands on its own as an absurd comedy.
I loved it! Your writing style and take on changing things from what they are to this has always been great entertainment, and you don't fail to entertain. Other than like, one spelling mistake, this was perfect. ^-^