Amusingly I was going to make a forum story with you as the protagonist and Sentinel was going to be your first party member. (After some arguing between you two of course)
Originally I was going to make Crescent your little sidekick, but I didn't think that would work as well seeing as her being an ex-warrior cat/fox girl would be too unbelievable for you to accept. Then I considered Mayana, but given that she's a medusa it might have made the party a little overpowered in the beginning even if she was a blind one. (she might have joined later though).
So I was going to settle on the warrior penguinite Sentinel joining up with you just outside "Furtown" which he warns you about since you were going in the wrong direction.
I wasn't tired of it, I just wanted to know why. Like, why did Endmaster creepily realize how I'd act once I banded up with you guys all the time?
I actually really enjoy reading these kinds of stories, so you (and I suppose anyone with good enough writing to pull it off) should continue doing stuff like this.
Well, I mean, Sauron or Vecna or whatever equivalents would probably be pretty close to Fantasy Hitler. If nothing else you could always have people accusing each other of being Black Knight or Dark Elf sympathizers or whatever.
With all our admins being the setting's resident godwizards, Bad Mod Kiel is the closest thing we have to a Sauron, and he is just not very intimidating.
Also, what if the WC kids were our Jews. Think about it.
The WC kids were clearly the Celts. Jealous, invading barbarians standing in the way of high culture and progress, who were subsequently decimated and only allowed to stick around if they became reformed citizens.