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EndMaster’s Romance Story Contest

one month ago

Well time for another unofficial contest for those interested. It’s free.

Topic of this one is romance since apparently some of you feel we don’t have enough of that around here.

Pretty simple, just write a story where romance takes the center stage. You can do it how ever you want.

Doesn’t need to strictly fit in the Love and Dating section either. If you want to make it horror themed with angsty vampires or scifi themed with androids attempting to figure out the concept of love, you can.

Just make sure that the protagonist has an overall goal of romance.

Now I should point out, I’m using the term “romance” in a very loose sense. If you want to make a hilarious tale about a lightning rod salesman trying to woo an 18 year old farmer’s daughter for the whole purpose of sexing her up while avoiding her ass raping brothers, then yes, that is permitted.

(But not that story because it’s already been done)

Also as if it needs to be said, don’t fucking write graphic porn.

All participants that are currently in the SHAME pit that submit something decent will be let out. Winner will get some more pointless points.

Remember to post links to your stories here if you make one for the contest.

Deadline is March 4th, good luck.

EndMaster’s Romance Story Contest

one month ago

fag

EndMaster’s Romance Story Contest

one month ago

YESYESYESYES

COUNT ME IN

My Weebful harem here we go!

EndMaster’s Romance Story Contest

one month ago
Dammit End. What have you done?

EndMaster’s Romance Story Contest

one month ago

It has come to my attention that my romance writing needs some perfecting, and what better way to do it than through this venue? I’m in End.

What’s the reward looking like right about now?

EndMaster’s Romance Story Contest

one month ago

Reward is generally 100 points, but as with all of my contests, it’s completely dependent on my own whims, so it’s probably going to vary depending on what the person puts into it and what they’ve already done so far.

For example if Thotfodder came by and submitted a story, she’d most likely just get out of the SHAME pit and a point reward.

If however someone with already a few decent stories/contest wins submitted something then they might be eligible for more rewards.

This is one of the reasons why Mizal managed to get a shitload of points, a trophy AND a featured story out of these things. True, it helped that she was the only person who joined the last two, but still doesn’t change the fact that she put in the effort to get the warm and fuzzies.

EndMaster’s Romance Story Contest

one month ago

Hey, I joined and submitted a perfect, awe-inspiringly amazing storygame during the LGTB one! :)

EndMaster’s Romance Story Contest

one month ago
Unfortunately I swore off contests this year.

Although...

I did give myself the entire month of January to piddle around and do whatever before I need to buckle down on my bigger projects. So I suppose if I can throw something together in a week I could still give it a go. Those points are tempting.

EndMaster’s Romance Story Contest

one month ago

Don't even bother trying, the contest is already won. 

EndMaster’s Romance Story Contest

one month ago

Hmmm.  Interesting.  I'll be interested to see what gets churned out this time.  Not sure if I will be up for it myself since things have taken a bad turn around here.

EndMaster’s Romance Story Contest

one month ago

You have my interest. My WIP is hitting too many roadblocks anyway. Time for a dalliance into a genre that I've never wrote in. :)

EndMaster’s Romance Story Contest

one month ago
Looking forward to some steamy scenes of intense handholding while being chaperoned by a responsible guardian.

EndMaster’s Romance Story Contest

one month ago

Ha ha, I have more options than that.

Song of Solomon 7:6-12 (English Standard Version)

How beautiful and pleasant you are,
    O loved one, with all your delights!
Your stature is like a palm tree,
    and your breasts are like its clusters.
I say I will climb the palm tree
    and lay hold of its fruit.
Oh may your breasts be like clusters of the vine,
    and the scent of your breath like apples,
and your mouth like the best wine.

She

It goes down smoothly for my beloved,
    gliding over lips and teeth.

10 I am my beloved's,
    and his desire is for me.

The Bride Gives Her Love

11 Come, my beloved,
    let us go out into the fields
    and lodge in the villages;
12 let us go out early to the vineyards
    and see whether the vines have budded,
whether the grape blossoms have opened
    and the pomegranates are in bloom.
There I will give you my love.

EndMaster’s Romance Story Contest

29 days ago
I have a hunch End would enjoy a CYOA version of Lot and his daughters...

EndMaster’s Romance Story Contest

one month ago

4 entrants so far. Quite silly. @mizal

EndMaster’s Romance Story Contest

one month ago

EndMaster’s Romance Story Contest

one month ago

Mock all you want nerds, the weeb team is winning this time around.

EndMaster’s Romance Story Contest

one month ago

Keep up the determination. :)

EndMaster’s Romance Story Contest

one month ago

March 4th? That's three days after my birthday. I'll be turning 19. 19-3=16. 16 is a lucky number. Alright I'll maybe do it.

EndMaster’s Romance Story Contest

one month ago
It's going to be hilarious when I write a story in seven days that you all have to accept is better than what any of you can do in 40.

EndMaster’s Romance Story Contest

one month ago

go the fuck to sleep, ms piggy

EndMaster’s Romance Story Contest

one month ago

Well I see as usual everyone is full of promises and enthusiasm, we’ll see how long that lasts. Still, didn't expect so many to join so early.

Anyway, here’s some inspiring love songs to put you in the right frame of mind while writing your romance story. One for each of you.

Digit, Ebon and Wibbons

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NzggtJRylzk

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xQ7DXOs9Gps

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E4iqcRHXMpE

Mizal and Orange

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NaNTfr_bUA0

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r9yy1S_PXmo

And of course Malk

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8c4jpGG8ew8

EndMaster’s Romance Story Contest

one month ago

Love songs? I’m kinda doubting if you know what Love is End lol. On the bright side, if these songs are at all a rubric for what we need to have in the entries, then I think I’ll be fine.

EndMaster’s Romance Story Contest

one month ago
Slasher could take some inspiration from Malk's selection there.

e: hmm, these are already doing interesting things to my YouTube recommendations...

EndMaster’s Romance Story Contest

one month ago
End, what do you think about getting Katie to judge to spare you the burden of reading through so much girly romance and weeb shit?

EndMaster’s Romance Story Contest

one month ago

She’s already married to me, I don’t feel the need to subject her to any more torture by making her read through your stories.

Besides I'm not concerned, if it was really a burden I wouldn't bother holding a contest.

EndMaster’s Romance Story Contest

one month ago

Woo, it's free. I was afraid it would cost me dearly. 

I shall get romantic.Graphically romantic. Not graphic in the gross, physical way, graphic as in oh god my mind is burning from all of these feelings what the heck.

EndMaster’s Romance Story Contest

one month ago

Can we use storygames we planned before?

EndMaster’s Romance Story Contest

one month ago

As long as you haven't written it already.

EndMaster’s Romance Story Contest

29 days ago

Rip. *furiously plans out Bai Qiu Lian*

EndMaster’s Romance Story Contest

one month ago

Is a short story in a comment allowed? If so, I'd like to wet my boots and start out small. I've already got a small neat idea lined up.

EndMaster’s Romance Story Contest

one month ago
It has to be a storygame.

We've had short story contest before but those are pretty rare and usually not anything you can win 100 points for.

A small but still respectable storygame is entirely doable in even just a day though. Inseperable only took me six hours to write (not counting the planning phase) and wound up being featured.

EndMaster’s Romance Story Contest

one month ago

Damn, made myself a promise to work on just one project at a time. Sad times, but the drunken guy at the club must wait for another competition. I think I'll sit this one out then. Although I'm already looking forward to enjoying all the (feel)good stories with a cup of warm tea. My guess is that the stories will be divided along three main archetypes:

-Some weaboo comedy

-Some edgy comedy

-Naive feelgood romance 

Personally I'm mostly excited for the more traditional third option. 

EndMaster’s Romance Story Contest

one month ago
I'd be surprised if we got that much comedy.

EndMaster’s Romance Story Contest

29 days ago

At least not intentionally.

EndMaster’s Romance Story Contest

29 days ago
Well that's a given. Unintentional comedy is the greatest appeal of this entire site.

I always did feel like not ending a love story tragically was a wasted opportunity though.

EndMaster’s Romance Story Contest

one month ago
I'm in. I'm not good at romance but if it will get me out of the shame pit, I will go for it.

EndMaster’s Romance Story Contest

29 days ago

A person that no one has ever heard about or cares about decides to enter a contest.  This seems like it will either end up with a terrible graphic sex CYS, half-finished, grammatical mistake ridden piece of garbage CYS, or a broken promise and trip to the shame pit.  Oh well, I'll give it a go.

EndMaster’s Romance Story Contest

29 days ago
You won't get sent to the shame pit if you fail. You can get out but not in. There is no punishment.

EndMaster’s Romance Story Contest

29 days ago

Predictions so far.

Digit is going to basically publish “Hunie Pop the CYOA.” With the added incest and rape paths in order to gain favor. While everyone else is pretty much mocking him already he could still potentially win since he’s so driven to his vision that its possible he’ll try to do more with the concept. It’ll also help if he ends up being amusing and everyone else is really fucking boring or I feel like trolling everyone. (Never count out that last one)

Ebon has a whole angels seducing mortals concept. Which sounds alright, but honestly I kept forgetting what he told me he was planning multiple times, which isn’t a good sign. However, since he won the last contest by beating the chicken soup out of Steve, Ebon is probably still on a winning high so he’s probably going to put at least as much effort as Digit is. We’ll see I guess.

Wibbons is going to turn in something written alright technically, but ultimately I’m probably going to be bored by it. Of course my expectations are low, so if he manages to surprise me by not boring me, he might end up winning.

Mizal is a wild card mainly because I have no idea what she’s even planning to do and if she did tell me, I’ve actually forgotten.

(Digit has really won in the propaganda department here because so far his is like the ONLY one I consistently remember what the concept is)

In any case, Mizal generally writes well and has a pretty good idea of what I like, so she’ll probably play upon that a bit while still retaining whatever idea she had. Her weakness is going to be waiting until the last minute to write anything causing her final product to be 50% as good as it could have been.

Mynoris, now in an alternate reality she’d be one to watch out for since I really liked her witch story what with all the slut shaming, sexual assault and hopelessness going on in it. With any luck she’d use those same concepts to make a romance story. (Basically Handmaid’s Tale the CYOA)

However, in this reality she’s most likely going to not turn anything in, so I can forget seeing anything from her.

Orange is going to slack off, so probably not going to see anything from her either and if I do it’ll probably be only marginally more interesting than whatever Wibbons turns in.

Crescent is going to be similar to Wibbons, her story will have the effort put into it, but I’m probably not going to be grabbed by it, unless she puts in some atrocities or something.

Finally we have Malk, who has said something about making a story about gay vikings or some story about some guy traveling to hell to get his wife. Not sure which concept he’s going to go with and he probably isn’t either because he has a similar problem with his real life sexual orientation.

In any case Malk is probably going to at least have a bunch of edgelord shit in his story that’s going to get my attention so he’ll be golden on that and he’s improved in his writing in general. However, he’ll probably be like Mizal in that he won’t actually write anything solid until the last minute making his story not as great as it could have been.

As for the rest of you, I have no idea, but so far you haven’t made any sort of impression other than the ones currently in the SHAME pit which in that case I have even lower expectations of you than I do of the rest of these losers.

EndMaster’s Romance Story Contest

29 days ago

I love your predictions. I'm heavily debating if I should do a happy one or an all out dark-fest. It's more of a morals versus a desire to win thing. :)

EndMaster’s Romance Story Contest

29 days ago
How is this even a question.

EndMaster’s Romance Story Contest

29 days ago

Because I'm WIBN. That's why. :)

EndMaster’s Romance Story Contest

29 days ago
I'm going to put in a prediction for Malk, IF he finishes something. That's a big if of course, he's always pitching ideas left and right and can rarely settle on one, probably also reflective of his state of inner turmoil and confusion on other matters you mentioned.

He'll probably handle the romance elements the most palatable way however, by making them take a backseat to the protagonist graphically driving his spear into countless toned and muscular minotaurs and three headed dogs and the like.

EndMaster’s Romance Story Contest

29 days ago

What's this SHAME pit I keep hearing about? And how do I avoid falling in?

EndMaster’s Romance Story Contest

29 days ago

Pretty much, if you sign up for an official contest and fail to submit on time, you get put in the pit of shame.  You stay there until you manage to complete a contest.  Others will be able to tell you more specific details, but that's the gist.  

EndMaster’s Romance Story Contest

29 days ago
This isn't an official contest though so he's good. Just a chance at free points for forcing End to read.

EndMaster’s Romance Story Contest

29 days ago

I would love to get into that alternate reality. My reality sucks right now. Hard to feel romantic when all I feel is resentment towards my ex.

EndMaster’s Romance Story Contest

29 days ago

Wait, I'm entered in? Crap. EM, please advise me on writing these, as you say, "atrocities". >:D

EndMaster’s Romance Story Contest

28 days ago

I thought you said you entered. Seems like you did. If you don't turn anything in, it won't bother me since I expect no better from all of you anyway.

EndMaster’s Romance Story Contest

29 days ago
I gotta say though, for all of Digit's (many, many) faults, at least there's only one of him and at least even he seems aware on some level of how ridiculous he is.

Now take a moment to imagine if this contest had instead been run two years ago, and all the cringey directions it might have gone.

EndMaster’s Romance Story Contest

29 days ago

EndMaster’s Romance Story Contest

29 days ago
I read as far as Parrotwatcher's post, at which point it turned into a COG thread.

EndMaster’s Romance Story Contest

28 days ago
Oh ya. I'm geting out of the pit this time for sure. I'm at over 1000 words in two days and I am doing about 500 words a day so at this rate 20 pages will be 5000 words at least!

EndMaster’s Romance Story Contest

28 days ago

I really hope this is sarcasm.

EndMaster’s Romance Story Contest

28 days ago
What do you mean?

EndMaster’s Romance Story Contest

28 days ago

Nothing really. I was just thinking that you should probably be averaging more words per day if you really want a competent entry. Alas, this is just my opinion.

EndMaster’s Romance Story Contest

26 days ago
Nothing wrong with a shorter story. I got mine featured. All depends on the writing quality, which I'm sure Mr. Ace can...

...hmm. Oh dear.

EndMaster’s Romance Story Contest

26 days ago
If you are talking about my story because you read what I have so far, then I have to tell you that about the spelling and grammar I will revise it.

EndMaster’s Romance Story Contest

26 days ago
I haven't seen your contest story, I was referring more to this thread which I think was your first one here when you were (more of) a hilarious noob.

EndMaster’s Romance Story Contest

26 days ago
Well I think I have gotten better. I am working hard on this story and my average words per page is 303 so I think that is good. I have seven pages done so far and am trying to do two pages a day. I missed one day and today I have done one of them. Today is day 5.

EndMaster’s Romance Story Contest

28 days ago

Alright, I'll enter (if only to get out of the pit). 

EndMaster’s Romance Story Contest

27 days ago

I'm in. Got a nifty idea too - here's to hoping I can stay motivated enough to actually do it.    surprise

EndMaster’s Romance Story Contest

27 days ago

I think I'll give this one a try since I have a few ideas.  It will probably be semi-graphic due to the nature of the story but hopefully not too over the top.  

EndMaster’s Romance Story Contest

26 days ago

Surprisingly more people "joined" so that means more inspirational love songs to motivate you all in your task.

(I think I got a better idea of love now so these are more appropriate this time)

Ace, Allen, corgi, Crescent, Drew, EZ, and Rev

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WlV5AKdIGOQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xuoXkMZvD5Q

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LR4XNqrqxrU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DSqp-W1pWoU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OjyZKfdwlng

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6f4BwQFF-Os

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aSI-Wk00rVw

And here’s another one for Malk, because he needs the extra inspiration.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gaMS_5i0Bbs

EndMaster’s Romance Story Contest

26 days ago

I'm starting to think that you might be trying to make some kind of comment about my sexuality 

EndMaster’s Romance Story Contest

26 days ago
Aww, they got all the good music.

EndMaster’s Romance Story Contest

22 days ago

I'm in.

EndMaster’s Romance Story Contest

22 days ago

Just to make sure, this is supposed to be in CYOA format, yes? I know we've had contests in the past that weren't, so I figured I'd ask in advance.

EndMaster’s Romance Story Contest

22 days ago
CYOA only. He's done a few of these now, if it's ever a short story instead he'll specify.

EndMaster’s Romance Story Contest

22 days ago

Alright, thanks.

EndMaster’s Romance Story Contest

21 days ago

Well it was suggested that you get something from Eminem, but that would be too obvious, so went in a slightly different direction. The most important thing is, it’s a love song and therefore inspirational for this contest.

Slasher

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=36X-7pQteJY

Oh and here’s another inspirational one for Malk.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YTZLpPO2gM4

EndMaster’s Romance Story Contest

21 days ago

Fuckin' magnets, how do they work?

EndMaster’s Romance Story Contest

21 days ago

Oh forgot to mention, if you posted in the thread saying you were joining the contest and don't turn anything in, you go into the SHAME pit.

EndMaster’s Romance Story Contest

21 days ago
Oh my God. It was a trap!

EndMaster’s Romance Story Contest

21 days ago

Cool beans. While I would not want to see this, it would be interesting if Ebon goes from winning a contest with a featured storygame to the pit of SHAME with the likes of Bannerlord, RoyalGhost, and Ford.

EndMaster’s Romance Story Contest

21 days ago
@EbonVasilis You don't want this to happen, do you? Talk to me, I have a storygame that fell off a truck that I can sell you at a very reasonable price.

EndMaster’s Romance Story Contest

21 days ago

I sort of liked Wibbon's reaction of "Oh End just horse fucked everyone involved in the contest. Cool beans!"

That's the proper way to feel. yes

EndMaster’s Romance Story Contest

21 days ago

Um....I was on the list.  I don't know if you consider me signed up or not...  I think that worries me more than if I knew for certain either way.

EndMaster’s Romance Story Contest

21 days ago

Oh yeah, I know you didn't officially sign up so you're fine.

EndMaster’s Romance Story Contest

21 days ago

Just checking.  Even if I finished my story before the dead line (which is completely unlikely) I would wait a few days to publish it.

EndMaster’s Romance Story Contest

21 days ago

Not that I’m considering it, but what’s the price?

EndMaster’s Romance Story Contest

21 days ago
Oh, it's not money, don't worry. Malkalack will be handling the payment. You just have to make a single weekend trip to Canada.

EndMaster’s Romance Story Contest

21 days ago

I’m afraid I will have to deny your gracious offer. Thank you.

EndMaster’s Romance Story Contest

21 days ago

Wouldn’t happen lol. You all should remember that I don’t fail easily.

EndMaster’s Romance Story Contest

21 days ago
I'm in it already so it makes no difference.

EndMaster’s Romance Story Contest

21 days ago

I think you can get doubly shamed.

EndMaster’s Romance Story Contest

21 days ago

Yeah and he'd lose 50 points.

EndMaster’s Romance Story Contest

21 days ago
Oh come on!

EndMaster’s Romance Story Contest

21 days ago
It does not matter. I'm almost at 5000 words anyway so I will finish it.

EndMaster’s Romance Story Contest

21 days ago

Well see, you have nothing to worry about.

EndMaster’s Romance Story Contest

21 days ago
A story also has to meet minimum standards, correct?

EndMaster’s Romance Story Contest

21 days ago

Of course. Has to at least be a 3 as far as ratings are concerned.

EndMaster’s Romance Story Contest

21 days ago

Thanks for the motivation, End.

Nothing helps a person to produce a quality story like the gut-wrenching, heart-gripping fear of SHAME.

EndMaster’s Romance Story Contest

19 days ago

Luckily I didn't say I was. :P

EndMaster’s Romance Story Contest

19 days ago
Nice try, but he gave you a love song with the others. You are in this whether you like it or not.

EndMaster’s Romance Story Contest

19 days ago

Last time I checked you asked for advice for writing atrocities. Says to me that you joined.

EndMaster’s Romance Story Contest

21 days ago

And then, like a flash of lightning, inspiration hit.

EZ would write the tale of two star-crossed lovers.

Him: an ultra-hyper conservative alt-right neo-fascist white-supremacist.

Her: a post-modern neo-marxist alt-left nihilist.

 

Brilliant. 

EndMaster’s Romance Story Contest

19 days ago
Is it too late to jump in on this? And if you fail to produce is the same penalty going to apply as the last contest?

EndMaster’s Romance Story Contest

19 days ago
You can still join. There's no entry fee to lose but SHAME is now a threat.

EndMaster’s Romance Story Contest

19 days ago
What exactly is that? Just general scorn?

EndMaster’s Romance Story Contest

19 days ago
I have an idea, although it's a little bit rapey. Fuck it, put me in. As long as I produce something I escape penalty, right?

EndMaster’s Romance Story Contest

19 days ago

Yeah, as long as its going to be above a rated 3 standard story, but I imagine you won't have any problem with that considering your other contest story was rated pretty highly.

EndMaster’s Romance Story Contest

19 days ago

Also going to add, if you're going to make a rapey story (or any story really), I'm going to be very displeased if I get to the end of it and it all turned out to be a dream or the memory of some ancestor like some sort of faggot Assassin's Creed shit.

EndMaster’s Romance Story Contest

19 days ago
Lol. Okay I'll give you that, but I wanted some way to bring the story back away from the fanciful setting. Also I love those programs where they seek out ancient human genetic pathways and narrow it down to geographical locations. But yeah I got some criticism for that decision. Oh well, live and learn.

EndMaster’s Romance Story Contest

19 days ago

Well this seems like an appropriate inspirational romance song for Flux.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ias5k-VSEc

EndMaster’s Romance Story Contest

14 days ago

Well so far Wibbon's recent delving into degeneracy and generally being less boring, she's looking the most promising for this contest and that's fucking pathetic.

ALL of you should be deeply ashamed.

Get your shit together folks.

EndMaster’s Romance Story Contest

14 days ago

I'm getting along fairly well with my story so far.    ;)

EndMaster’s Romance Story Contest

13 days ago
I have about five pages so far and mostly it's about your boss being a dick whilst simultaneously looking for opportunities to cop a feel on the DL. So yeah, hopefully having a completed story will net the 3.0 I need to not be shamed or whatever.

EndMaster’s Romance Story Contest

13 days ago
Ugh, this story is going to turn out really juvenile.

EndMaster’s Romance Story Contest

13 days ago

I guess that I'll participate. I have an idea up my sleeve, but I don't know if I can execute it in twenty-two days as I just found out about the contest. 

EndMaster’s Romance Story Contest

12 days ago

Oh okay. Guess I need to find another inspirational love song then, here you go.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j8ZF_R_j0OY

And here's yet another one for Malk. Probably been a bit unfair with him accusing him of being a faggot in various ways with the song choices so I found a more appropriate inspirational romance song for him this time.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2LQMElLoLs

EndMaster’s Romance Story Contest

12 days ago

you're a son of a bitch end 

EndMaster’s Romance Story Contest

9 days ago

Well I see all those songs must have really inspired Malk since he's the first one to finish a story.

Even if he doesn't win he contest (Which he probably won't because he probably turned in shit) he's earned this I guess.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=noyKjwlpQb4

EndMaster’s Romance Story Contest

9 days ago
Should've made it Green Day. He's a big fan.

Anyway, damn, I was hoping for a Valentine release but it was not to be. I guess we'll all have to look to Malk's story of graphically murdering monsters in Hell or whatever it's supposed to be about as the most romantic thing released on the site tomorrow, unless someone else has been holding theirs back for the 14th.

EndMaster’s Romance Story Contest

9 days ago

Hurray, now I only have to beat Ebon and Mizal. Ebon is suffering from Ebola or something and Mizal will probably procrastinate. Digit simply won't win, for even Malk will crush him.
Everybody else will probably/hopefully be lazy. :)

EndMaster’s Romance Story Contest

9 days ago
I know posting love songs has been more Endmaster's area, but I've been hearing this one every morning on the way to work and I'm impressed by how plot heavy it is with a lot of focus on the main character's struggles to find true love. Hopefully some of you will take inspiration from it too:

EndMaster’s Romance Story Contest

9 days ago
Fixed. Html is hard.

EndMaster’s Romance Story Contest

9 days ago
That song seems to be about date rape.

EndMaster’s Romance Story Contest

9 days ago
Nah, absolutely no rape occurred because: Sheena was a man.

He did not make sure that his girl was pure. (Before drugging her for sex.)

EndMaster’s Romance Story Contest

9 days ago

So since we’re posting a lot of 80s love songs, going to just post the video to this one because… well its basically a Star Wars setting rip off with murder, kidnapping and rape (Okay they don’t show that part, but that’s what we all know is going to happen)

Just remember kids, it was a different time with lots of cocaine. A LOT of cocaine.

EndMaster’s Romance Story Contest

9 days ago
Truly the 80s were the best of times.

EndMaster’s Romance Story Contest

9 days ago

Ironically or not, amen.

EndMaster’s Romance Story Contest

8 days ago
So who quit writing and pulled up PornHub instead like a true degenerate?

EndMaster’s Romance Story Contest

8 days ago

Dear goodness, has it been 23 days already?

EndMaster’s Romance Story Contest

8 days ago

I guess so. I haven't been paying much attention to how much time has passed. I just focus on the deadline.

EndMaster’s Romance Story Contest

8 days ago

Then I definitely made the right call to not enter.

EndMaster’s Romance Story Contest

5 days ago

It will be hilarious if Malk gets SHAMED because he's forgotten to link his shitty story in the thread.

EndMaster’s Romance Story Contest

5 days ago
Even moreso if he would've otherwise won by default because of a complete lack of other entries.

EndMaster’s Romance Story Contest

4 days ago

Hope you don't mind I'm doing this, EM.
How's everybody's word count looking right now? For example, I'm at a measly 12k. Specifically, is Ebon past me, has Mizal even started writing yet, and has Digit even written anything past a few thousand words?

We have under a dozen days left! :)

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4 days ago

I make sure to update my thread every time I write, so my word count there’s is accurate. Explicitly, no I am not past you.

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4 days ago

I'm at 8,357, and planning to finish in the 12,000 to 15,000 range.

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4 days ago

Posting this list so I have a reminder of who is actually in this contest, because I’ve really only been paying attention to the more “visible” members.

Contestants so far

AllenKudzu
corgi213
Crescentstar
Digit
EbonVasilis
EZunmaker
Fluxion
Malkalack
Mizal
MrAce
Orange
Reverencia
Slasher
WouldntItBeNice

SHAMED so far

DiniTheWizard

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2 days ago

Hey- I did find out about the contest extremely late. I'll try to do better next time. 

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2 days ago

21 days is plenty of time to put out an acceptable contest entry.

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2 days ago

I cannot work on my entry every single day as I'm still a student. 

EDIT: Not to mention that the story-line which I settled on requires some time to implement. 

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2 days ago

Who isn't a student or otherwise occupied everyday of the week?

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2 days ago

Don't be like me and miss a good writing section.  You may find that on what seem to be the worst days to write, somehow you end up writing 2,000-3,000 words or more.

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2 days ago

Yeah, but I have to study for my SAT's. 

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3 days ago

“Mizal practically gave me the torch and told me to make sure I win. Her points are essentially mine. Digit’s fallen behind, Malk did the bare minimum for it. All that’s left is Wibbons.” - Ebon

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3 days ago

You may be surprised, Eb.  ;)

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3 days ago

I'm simply demonstrating my thought process. 

AlienKudzu: A no name lurker, or new person in general. Chances are no submission from him. 

corgi213: I feel like they've written something somewhere before, but I can't remember it all. Not worried.

Crescent: Potential here. I wouldn't be surprised at all if she was able to turn something in of high quality. The judge is the worry here.

Digit: Has abandoned his harem idea, and is now going for a bare minimum submission. Doubted his romantic writing prowess anyhow.

EZunmaker: A semi interesting presence, but I expect nothing I can't handle. 

Fluxion: Nice background, and there is competition here. So long as this isn't all a dream

Malk: Story already submitted. Despite his story description, he will no doubt score higher than a lot of the other people here.

Mizal: Read my comment above. 

MrAce: Read further up in the thread. No further comment.

Orange: Definitely a possibility for a story here, and a good one too, but I wonder at Orange's level of motivation.

Reverencia: Don't know em. I feel like they might be more respected, but I feel this will likely turn into a bare minimum entry as well.

Slasher: I feel like no explanation here is necessary.

Wibbons: Has put forth the most perceivable effort so far. This is a good sign, and perhaps even better is that End said he liked her first page the best. That being said, I'm not particularly worried. 

My opinions of you lot aren't bad, mind you, I simply find the lack of real competition here disturbing. Maybe that thought will motivate you all to beat me. That won't happen, of course, but I would still like to see you all try.

Now go write, or lose.

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3 days ago

Eh, I said I liked the ideas she was presenting in her thread, I haven’t actually read the first page though. I probably won’t do much more than glance/scan through anyone's writing until it’s actually published in story form and linked in this thread.

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3 days ago

I believe the words of Neil Armstrong may serve you well, Ebon.

"Well, I think we tried very hard not to be overconfident, because when you get overconfident, that's when something snaps up and bites you." -- Neil Armstrong

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3 days ago

In the words of Roger Federer...

”I have a great record against anybody right now, so it doesn't really matter who I play in the final. I'll be in there as the big favorite. But I play my best in the finals, in the important matches. That's why I'm number one. There's no secret...I'm not overconfident, but very confident.”

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3 days ago

This is sort of unusual that the two most promising contestants are normal Christian folks rather than the usual gang of misanthropic degenerate sodomites.

Guess the "purity" of romance sparked the motivation.

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2 days ago

I'll take this as a good thing. 

Probably less about purity and more about impurity based on some of the entires.

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2 days ago

We may even be from the same state (Missouri) if I'm not confusing Ebon with someone else.

I mostly entered because of how little I wrote in this genre, and I thought it would be fun... I also considered how "impure" the others will most likely be, so I have a few "pure" paths. :)

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2 days ago

Not from, but my current resident atm. Certainly familiar.

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2 days ago
Damn, I really need to actually write something now so we can all take a stand for Christianity and normalcy together. (Not giving up being misanthropic though, fuck that.)

Now that Digit has as good as given up we don't really have a proper degenerate to unite against unfortunately.

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2 days ago

I'm 13,151 words in lad, maybe I'll be able to make you eat those words.  But as I've read your Chosen Hero story you'll certainly be tough competition.  

"Vincere vel mori!"

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2 days ago

I'm still ahead of you, Corgi, yet you did not address me. I am deeply offended and expect a three page written essay which must incorporate at least six Bible passages from the KJV. Only APA format is accepted. :)
In all seriousness, I wish you good fortune for your storygame (but less than what I will receive)!

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2 days ago

Ah, I was replying to Ebons rant about how much everybody else supposedly sucks :)

And yes I shall get that essay done, just give several centuries.  As I've almost reached my 20,000 word quota for the year of 2018.

And yes, a sprinkle of good luck to you too :)

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2 days ago

I,liked the way wibbons was hinting at it. That I'm not so much saying everyone sucks as I'm proclaiming my inevitable victory regardless of everyone else.

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2 days ago

Lmao, I know.

But I believe I am to be the winner, and everybody shall bow down to my intrinsic talent to make words flow, and characters leap off the page.  

P.S After this we should hold a contest to see who can write the crappiest story.

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2 days ago

After this we should hold a contest to see who can write the crappiest story.

No need, I'm already expecting that for this contest.

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yesterday

Lmao, well I hope I disappoint you by not disappointing you.

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2 days ago
I hope a dark horse sneaks up and kicks you in the dick.

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2 days ago

Thanks for the vote of confidence Bucky.

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2 days ago
Wouldn't he have to be directly facing anything that's kicking him there dick? And horses aren't very stealthy at all. Idk Bucky, I'm seeing flaws with this idea.

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2 days ago

I think the important part to remember is hoping Ebon gets kicked in the dick.

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2 days ago

Hey, I'm just two hours away. Does anybody have Ebon's address? I already know what he looks like. :)

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2 days ago

Harem idea is very much alive.

It's time for a 0 to 100.

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2 days ago
"Vegeta, what's his power level?"

"IT'S OVER 9,000!"

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2 days ago

OVER 9,000?!?!?!

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yesterday

I'm still waiting for my alternate reality to happen, but reality still sucks, so I'm guessing it got lost in the mail.

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yesterday

Because I feel we need some more inspiration, here's this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rx1ZH0WV164

The music is eh. Just pay attention to the video, and you'll find a story that is, imo, quite good. I know you all don't like to read, so there's only pictures. With any luck you all will be inspired to write something after this. (If you've already seen it, then go back and watch it again. It's a solid reminder of the intricacies of relationships between characters.)

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22 hours ago

I loled.

(Except for the dog part)

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8 hours ago

Alright. We have right around eleven days to finish this contest, and I would like to know where my competitors are at in their stories. Specifically, y'alls word count. 

I'm right around 8,500, but that will be rocketing up through the course of the weekend and the following week.

@AlienKudzu

@corgi213

@Crescentstar 

@Digit

@EZunmaker

@Fluxion

@mizal 

@MrAce

@Orange

@Reverencia

@Slasher

@WouldntItBeNice

We don't have very much longer to go, so keep your writing up and finish strong.

For those of you who haven't started yet, go get something done. At least submit something. 

Anyhow, good luck to all.

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8 hours ago

Nearing completion for writing. (Then, editing starts!) With just a few thousand words to go, I'm now at 15.5k.

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6 hours ago

13,151.....still.

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6 hours ago

About 9k.  :)