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A POEM OF MY OWN, BECAUSE FUCK SHOUJA'S CONTEST

12 days ago

Sing it to yourself slowly like its an early 2000s song. Every 2 lines go together, and i think each pair of lines have the same number of syllables.

 

I FEEL HIGH            
CAUSE THIS GUY         
HIS NAMES NIC        
FUCK THAT DICK      
HE SHOULD DIE       
I WILL CRY              
IF HE'D HURT HER    
THER'D BE MURDER  
ILL BE JOHN WICK    
YOU BE DEAD NIC    
I DON'T KNOW WHY-I   
FEEL I DIE-IED

 

A POEM OF MY OWN, BECAUSE FUCK SHOUJA'S CONTEST

12 days ago

Also Roast away, i dont give a shit

A POEM OF MY OWN, BECAUSE FUCK SHOUJA'S CONTEST

11 days ago
Whoa, you're almost as good at this stuff as Castor and Ficsean.

A POEM OF MY OWN, BECAUSE FUCK SHOUJA'S CONTEST

11 days ago

I LIKE ALL CAPS

EVEN THOUGH IT LOOKS LIKE CRAP

MY POEMS ARE GOOD

IF ONLY PEOPLE UNDERSTOOD

IT DOESN'T MATTER IF IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE

SO LONG AS IT RHYMES, I CLIMBED A FENCE

NOTHING RHYMES WITH ORANGE

I DON'T GIVE A FUCK

A POEM OF MY OWN, BECAUSE FUCK SHOUJA'S CONTEST

11 days ago
TYPING IN ALL CAPS HE HOPES FOR THE ATTENTION PARENTS NEVER GAVE A haiku! ^_^

A POEM OF MY OWN, BECAUSE FUCK SHOUJA'S CONTEST

11 days ago

Beautiful! yes

A POEM OF MY OWN, BECAUSE FUCK SHOUJA'S CONTEST

11 days ago

IF I WRITE IN ALL CAPS 

SURELY THEY'LL CLAP

FUCK SHOUJA'S CONTEST 

MY RHYMES ARE THE BEST

ROAST ME IF YOU WANT

I'LL STILL ACT LIKE A CUNT

IF YOU CALL MY POEM STUPID

I'LL JUST SAY "JOKES ON YOU KID!"

DIDN'T POST IN NEWBIE CENTRAL

INSTEAD I MADE A TREAD MOST PAINFUL

Now Spadies, I'd tell you to work on your rhymes

But you'd be better off tagging EndMaster three times

 

A POEM OF MY OWN, BECAUSE FUCK SHOUJA'S CONTEST

11 days ago

Bravo! Bellissimo! Stupenda!!! heartheartheart

A POEM OF MY OWN, BECAUSE FUCK SHOUJA'S CONTEST

11 days ago
RAP GOD

A POEM OF MY OWN, BECAUSE FUCK SHOUJA'S CONTEST

11 days ago

That was pretty great 

A POEM OF MY OWN, BECAUSE FUCK SHOUJA'S CONTEST

11 days ago

Let me restate that: THAT WAS PRETTY GREAT

A POEM OF MY OWN, BECAUSE FUCK SHOUJA'S CONTEST

11 days ago

You ought to pay a sin tax

Cause ya poem's got no syntax

You spew on the page your freaky dumb things

You write like bizarro e.e. cummings

Your words remind me of William McGonagall

You should do something with them anatomically improbable

Got your caps on lock and words playin' edgy

But your verse is awkward, like a metrical wedgie

Your poem stinks like a barrio fart

When I read it, I say "Verses??" like on Mario Kart

A POEM OF MY OWN, BECAUSE FUCK SHOUJA'S CONTEST

11 days ago
Bah, get out of here with your nerd rap and your normal capitalization and your actually good rhythm, what kind of thread do you think this is?

A POEM OF MY OWN, BECAUSE FUCK SHOUJA'S CONTEST

11 days ago

OH NO, HE WAS DROPPED ON HIS DOME

AND NOW HES GOT RETARD SYNDROME

SPAZZING SO HARD, LOOKS LIKE HES CAUGHT IN A TWISTER

PROBABLY THE RESULT OF HIS DAD FUCKING HIS SISTER

IQ SO LOW ITS UNDETECTABLE

OH MY GOD I THINK HES A VEGETABLE

HES GOT SUCH SEVERE BRAIN DAMAGE

I WONDER HOW THE DOCTORS EVEN MANAGED

HOW MUCH LONGER DO WE HAVE TO WAIT

UNTIL THIS FUCKTARD MEETS HIS FATE

WHEN ITS DEAD EVERYONE WILL PARTY

CELEBRATED WITH A MEAL THAT IS HEARTY

A POEM OF MY OWN, BECAUSE FUCK SHOUJA'S CONTEST

11 days ago

This was fun. Not sure if I like the last part, but I’ll leave it anyway. 

A POEM OF MY OWN, BECAUSE FUCK SHOUJA'S CONTEST

11 days ago

Roses are red

Violets are red

If you aren't red

You'll get shot in the head

A POEM OF MY OWN, BECAUSE FUCK SHOUJA'S CONTEST

10 days ago

Roses are red,

Silent as a mouse

Your door was unlocked

I'm inside your house.

A POEM OF MY OWN, BECAUSE FUCK SHOUJA'S CONTEST

10 days ago

HAHAHA YEAH FUCK SHOUJAS CONTEST AND FUCK YOU AND  FUCK NIC PLEASE KILL ME NOW.

A POEM OF MY OWN, BECAUSE FUCK SHOUJA'S CONTEST

10 days ago

my eyes

A POEM OF MY OWN, BECAUSE FUCK SHOUJA'S CONTEST

10 days ago

There once was this peculiar person, named Spadies, 

Who was high on morphine and date rape roofies, 

Who had murdered Nic,

But got murdered by Wick, 

Body dumped in a dumpster, cared for by nobody.

A POEM OF MY OWN, BECAUSE FUCK SHOUJA'S CONTEST

10 days ago

There once was a guy called Spadies,

Who didn’t have much luck with the ladies.

He though a poem would woo them,

But instead they all booed him,

And then EndMaster sent him to Hades. ^_^

A POEM OF MY OWN, BECAUSE FUCK SHOUJA'S CONTEST

10 days ago

Good idea.

Banned.

A POEM OF MY OWN, BECAUSE FUCK SHOUJA'S CONTEST

10 days ago

Awh, and now I feel bad. cheeky

A POEM OF MY OWN, BECAUSE FUCK SHOUJA'S CONTEST

10 days ago
Spadies did ask for the thread to be deleted, I guess I should've just done that but we'd all improved it so much by then!

Anyway I'm pretty sure he mainly made the account because Ficsean asked him to so I doubt it was much of a loss.

A POEM OF MY OWN, BECAUSE FUCK SHOUJA'S CONTEST

10 days ago

Now I feel bad too. Well, kind of. I guess he didn't give much indication that his post was meant to be taken as anything other than trolling. 

A POEM OF MY OWN, BECAUSE FUCK SHOUJA'S CONTEST

10 days ago

Meh, he can always just make a new account. Doubt he'd be banned again just for making a bad poem. cheeky

A POEM OF MY OWN, BECAUSE FUCK SHOUJA'S CONTEST

10 days ago
I think this was End's gentle way of saying that Ficsean and all friends and acquaintances should not pursue careers in the poetic arts.

Spadies would've been a better pick to duel Castor tbh, more level playing field.

A POEM OF MY OWN, BECAUSE FUCK SHOUJA'S CONTEST

10 days ago

Well, that ended in disaster.

A POEM OF MY OWN, BECAUSE FUCK SHOUJA'S CONTEST

10 days ago

Not at all, it ended in lolz.

A POEM OF MY OWN, BECAUSE FUCK SHOUJA'S CONTEST

2 days ago
Just an update on this since people were feeling sorrs for Spadies: I worked out a plea deal where he could have his account unbanned in exchange for a detailed, glowing review of either Paradise Violated or Necromancer. A few days went by, nothing happened. (Really getting more than two words at a time from this guy was like pulling teeth...) Then he suddenly got all verbose and made an incredibly ill timed remark about Ficsean sucking Endmaster's dick. Boom, reaped. Still, just about the only complete sentence I ever saw from him, so there's that accomplishment ticked off the list at least. I'm sure he's a perfectly okay person when he is being Ficsean's friend IRL, but as far as the Discord and site goes, the final verdict is, as usual: mercy is a mistake, and nothing of value was lost.