Sing it to yourself slowly like its an early 2000s song. Every 2 lines go together, and i think each pair of lines have the same number of syllables.
I FEEL HIGH
CAUSE THIS GUY
HIS NAMES NIC
FUCK THAT DICK
HE SHOULD DIE
I WILL CRY
IF HE'D HURT HER
THER'D BE MURDER
ILL BE JOHN WICK
YOU BE DEAD NIC
I DON'T KNOW WHY-I
FEEL I DIE-IED
Also Roast away, i dont give a shit
I LIKE ALL CAPS
EVEN THOUGH IT LOOKS LIKE CRAP
MY POEMS ARE GOOD
IF ONLY PEOPLE UNDERSTOOD
IT DOESN'T MATTER IF IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE
SO LONG AS IT RHYMES, I CLIMBED A FENCE
NOTHING RHYMES WITH ORANGE
I DON'T GIVE A FUCK
IF I WRITE IN ALL CAPS
SURELY THEY'LL CLAP
FUCK SHOUJA'S CONTEST
MY RHYMES ARE THE BEST
ROAST ME IF YOU WANT
I'LL STILL ACT LIKE A CUNT
IF YOU CALL MY POEM STUPID
I'LL JUST SAY "JOKES ON YOU KID!"
DIDN'T POST IN NEWBIE CENTRAL
INSTEAD I MADE A TREAD MOST PAINFUL
Now Spadies, I'd tell you to work on your rhymes
But you'd be better off tagging EndMaster three times
Bravo! Bellissimo! Stupenda!!!
That was pretty great
Let me restate that: THAT WAS PRETTY GREAT
You ought to pay a sin tax
Cause ya poem's got no syntax
You spew on the page your freaky dumb things
You write like bizarro e.e. cummings
Your words remind me of William McGonagall
You should do something with them anatomically improbable
Got your caps on lock and words playin' edgy
But your verse is awkward, like a metrical wedgie
Your poem stinks like a barrio fart
When I read it, I say "Verses??" like on Mario Kart
OH NO, HE WAS DROPPED ON HIS DOME
AND NOW HES GOT RETARD SYNDROME
SPAZZING SO HARD, LOOKS LIKE HES CAUGHT IN A TWISTER
PROBABLY THE RESULT OF HIS DAD FUCKING HIS SISTER
IQ SO LOW ITS UNDETECTABLE
OH MY GOD I THINK HES A VEGETABLE
HES GOT SUCH SEVERE BRAIN DAMAGE
I WONDER HOW THE DOCTORS EVEN MANAGED
HOW MUCH LONGER DO WE HAVE TO WAIT
UNTIL THIS FUCKTARD MEETS HIS FATE
WHEN ITS DEAD EVERYONE WILL PARTY
CELEBRATED WITH A MEAL THAT IS HEARTY
This was fun. Not sure if I like the last part, but I’ll leave it anyway.
Roses are red
Violets are red
If you aren't red
You'll get shot in the head
Roses are red,
Silent as a mouse
Your door was unlocked
I'm inside your house.
HAHAHA YEAH FUCK SHOUJAS CONTEST AND FUCK YOU AND FUCK NIC PLEASE KILL ME NOW.
There once was this peculiar person, named Spadies,
Who was high on morphine and date rape roofies,
Who had murdered Nic,
But got murdered by Wick,
Body dumped in a dumpster, cared for by nobody.
There once was a guy called Spadies,
Who didn’t have much luck with the ladies.
He though a poem would woo them,
But instead they all booed him,
And then EndMaster sent him to Hades. ^_^
Awh, and now I feel bad.
Now I feel bad too. Well, kind of. I guess he didn't give much indication that his post was meant to be taken as anything other than trolling.
Meh, he can always just make a new account. Doubt he'd be banned again just for making a bad poem.
Well, that ended in disaster.
Not at all, it ended in lolz.