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Hello, my fellow friends. How are you all? 

I've been using this site for the past year and decided just now to sign up.

I hope to create great stories for you guys to enjoy, as have yours.

I, uh.. also wanna make friends. ^^

Anyway, lookin' forward to it. Talk to you all soon.

Welcome, please accept this mighty spork to protect you on your long, treacherous journey throughout the forums!

Thank you, good sir.

Well, I was too late to save you from the sporks...

The sporks are not evil, unlike you and your army of rotting bastards!

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...!

...?!

... Zzz ...

... H-Hey, wake up!

You're up late.

It's 7:18am here, I'm up more early than anything. Is it late where you are?

Give me twelve hours to answer that question.

It'll be like.. 7pm here by then.

Nope. It's not late here now.

Ohh - my bad... that was thirteen hours, not twelve. Damn, now I'll have to start the whole thing over...

Damn.

Couldn't have said it any better myself.

Welcome to the site Scott!  Be sure to check out on ALL of our forums, and if you need any questions answered, go ahead and ask away in this thread.

Or look in our articles (which can be accessed by going to the main forums, and go to the one concerning forums).

Have fun!

Thank you! :D

Nice to meet you. I lurked a little myself before I finally decided to join the madness... nowhere near as long as a year, though. Friends, huh? I don't promise your sanity would survive me very long, but if you think you can handle that... sure.

Oh boy, sounds promising!

It was suppose to sound threatening inviting. So, Hunter, about your first game... what genre are you planning on?

Welcome to the site!
The last part makes you sound a little like a weird guy

Ahah, sorry. I didn't mean for that to happen.

Wassup! You seem like a cool guy :D if you ever need someone to talk to, I'm here :)

*insert Swift's post here...*

FRAGGING PLAGEEAREEZM

Oh man.

It's not plagiarism, it's just....copy and paste....there's a difference!

(lol, no there is-)

SHUT UP!!!

And behold one of the weird things on this sites(no offense Delta).

Me? Weird? Of-fucking-course I'm weird! :D

(*sighs* why do I bother being the same part of him?)

because without me, you wouldn't exist!

(Or you'd be smarter...)

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(...)

{...}

[...?! WAAAAASSSUUUUUUUUPPPPP?!!?!?!?!?]

{("...")}

[...]

Meet other me's...

I wish I had other me's. How does it feel having other you's

It feels-

[FUCKING AMAZING!]

GO AWAY!

[... Okay!]

(Ugh, that guy with the squared brackets likes to shout a lot... Hurts our ears...)

{Irritating too. I should hit him... Like, kill him hit him.... Maybe....}

Will you guys please give me some space?

*silence*

Thank you! Now, having other me's' is alright, but it's far from a privilege. Still, I get to talk to people when there's no one to talk too.

(I'm Alex's best friend, with the brackets.)

{I'm the second favorite.... I think.... Me and squared brackets are about equal...}

Hmmm, let's hope your situation is not contageus, beacuse I am hearing a voce in my head.

(Hello everyone!)

Good Job, Delta I think your craziness/weirdness infected me.

Uhh, yeah, I kinda forgot to mention that....

So now there's you, Masky and Winter.... Awesome!

A happy little group aren't we?

(Happy? Ah please!)

Hahaha! Happy? Well if you consider watching Masky and Winter masturbate at night then sure!

(Wait what? I want to see!)

No you don't!

How do you handle your alter ego's?

(I don't want to be handled, it's a free country, I am free!)

I usually just don't listen to them so then they can't post (though from time to time I'll pop in, since we're friends and all...)

Man it's hard the first time!

(That's what she said!)

?? So every other time it's soft?

[BUUUUUUUUUUURN!]

(Okay, I'll give you that one ;P)

It's hard controling him! The guy in my head!

(What are you to control me?)

Ummm, I am you!

(New personality FTW!)

Just....try to become friends with him. That way you learn to respect each other's wishes. For example, if brackets wants to speak then you let him speak. (Just like what I'm doing now)

I see, I will try, will you be my friend?

(Fine I will be your only friend!)

It's so hard being friends with him '__'

Yeah, it was difficult for me and my alt to become friends as well... 

(Wow, this thread for pretty twisted pretty damn fast!)

Well then it seems he is keeping quiet.

(Shut up I am thinking!)

Or not.

And yes, thanks to our crazy talk.

I appear to have missed quite a bit.. pleasure to meet you two! ( Or three.. or four.. or.. multiple.. ^^')

Glad to meet you too. Sorry for breaking the thread.

(No he's not sorry, and neither am I!)

Hi

(hi)

{hey there sexy!}

[HEYO!!!]

Perhaps we should stop spamming?

{NO! You must keep spamming! Do it!}

[DOOOOOOOO IIIIIIIIIIIT!!!!!]

*sighs*

I enjoy the company. :P

Shall we move this discussion?

(NO DO NOT MOVE IT!)

{Hello I am the new guy! Wait who are you?}

I am you, I think.

Where would we move it to?

Another thread?

No need, it would just waste space.

And what are doing now?

(We are having non inteligent discussions.)

Yep, pretty much. Who is pointy guy?

{I'm basically the less serious version of normal me}

(and I'm slightly more serious)

[And I have no fucking idea what I am....]

Probably weirdo :P

You two seem fun.

We are aren't we?

(You... fun don't make me laugh)

{That is not true he is just... okay he's not so fun.}

Shut it you two!

(I am the crazier version of normal me.)

{I think I am the guy in charge}

No you are not.

I look forward to talking with.. all of you.

{Yay, somebody likes us!}

(Are you sure he likes us?)

I am glad too...

Glad to hear it.

(Are glad indeed?)

{What are you talking about?}

Sorry for these two...

No worries. 

Hey, sorry I was gone, I was explaining the Forum Games to a new member :D if you ever need a slightly more sane conversation, I can deliver.

No worries, I'm heading off at 12pm GMT in hopes that the Playstation Store updates with the new ep of The Wolf Among Us

Oh yeah the new Wolf Among Us... I've seen the first part.

Seen the first 15 mins of episode 2 and I'm waiting quite impatiently for it, seems like 12pm is ages away.

That's when you want something very hard...

Hmm, I wonder if pewdie will do another okay through of it... I hope so.

Whilst I am not a huge fan of PewdiePie, he's where I seen the first 15mins, he has part 1 up for your viewing pleasure.

Oh I have actualy subscribed to him...

He's alright, not someone I would personally subscribe to.

I just like his overreactions on horror games.

I prefer people like Speedy, Cry, Vanoss, TheGamingLemon and Nerd3

UberHaxorNova, Nerd, Cryaotic, DSPGaming.. just to name a few.

Well, the Wolf's-a-downloadin' so I'll talk to you guys later

See ya dude, gives us the reviews! :D

Honestly, I prefer the Yogscast...

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I used to watch them. They're funny at times.

They're funny for me, and that's the point. Outside of horror, Pewdiepie's attempts at spontaneity really gets pretty grating and repetitive, (Random sex joke! Random variation of sex joke! YOU SEE DESE MOVES? RANDOM SEX JOKE! random reference to previous joke on random subject!) and so do a lot of youtubers, but honestly if I'm going to sit and listen to people play minecraft for (what adds up to) hours of my life, I'll watch people with personalities that I could spend (what adds up to) hours listening to.

Hey, Welcome to the site. Im quite new in the forums too but if you need anything im here.

Thank you! :D

Welcome to the forums of CYS. I hope you enjoy your stay. :)

Thanks! :D

Hey hi. Any advice I can give you is the general don't spam, troll, and think before you post. Have fun.

Don't worry, I got no plans to.

Good! I like you already! Just promise not to confuse me anymore ok?

^^ Yes indeed you do have quite an interesting character =) ......I sound weird XP haha

Anyway, call me Winter if you like and...umm....friends? Sure but I'm not very good at conversation T_T sry ^^

............annnnyyywwwaayyyy

(Delta and Claw I can't believe all the crap you guys just said XP) haha

You better believe it!

[BIIIIIIIIIT-]

(SHUT UP!)

(So what, I like to talk freely.)

{That's not nice!}

You are not in charge!

(... I wasn't talking to you, numb nuts!)

{Personality fight!}

Oh fuck me up the ass sideways.....

(You did not just insult me!)

{I'm not a personality!}

Yes you are!

(I did, and I can do far worse!)

He can, personal experience riiiiiiight heeeere.....

{Daaaaaaamn!}

[LEEEEEROOOOOOOOOY JEEEEEENKIIIIIIINS!!!!]

(Come at me bro!)

What?!

{Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn?}

(Who are you supposed to be?)

Dude, I don't even know....

[SPAM]

(Very true, but we already knew that...)

{Spaaaaaaam FTW!}

(For once I agree SPAM!)

NO! No spam!

(Yeah, I think we should stop....)

I kinda agree with myself here, I think I've done enough spamming :D although quick posting is fine

(Good point)

For once I agree!

Why stop now? Newbie Central threads are one of the few types I generally allow to run their course without Mod killing.  ;)

Oh really?... I'd put in more courses to run, but there's a serious lack of pudding in the newbie central. The sporks must've killed most of it.

(Wohooo! More spamming)

{I do not agree to this!}

First you are not in charge and second yes you do!

Wow, necromancer, since when did you become Deadpool?

It's most likely plotting something, but, not like I know for sure.

It wouldn't let you know. It probably doesn't trust you ever since you betrayed it in the home-made food thread.

Strawberry pudding is the mad hatter's daughter's favorite food, not mine. Or perhaps vice-versa? Or perhaps both? Oooh... How confusing... It may also depend from where I speak...

Either way, it's simple betrayal, so it has un-trusted the living crap out of you.

But then it's who actually is controlling it, me or the character? Or even made it up. There are many questions to be answered before it could be called betrayal or not.

The pudding controls itself, it wants you to think you control it, but in truth, you only control its numbest limbs. It's far too abhorrently evil to be controlled by any one force.

What if the one force is equally evil? Huh, huh? I'm not implying anything.

GAH! YOU HORRENDOUS EVIL THING OF VICIOUS UNSPEAKABLE EVIL! BACK! BACK I SAY! GET AWAY FROM ME YOU DISGUSTING FREAK OF NATURE! AWAY!

MAY THE POWER OF BOLD TAHOMA COMPELL THEE!

Nah. The pudding isn't evil, therefore I am not evil. But, I may have that random dark thought or I may smile at the sight of blood, sometimes. Still don't mean I'm evil.

Your dark thoughts are only human, your smiling at the site of blood is the puddings' EVIL rubbing off on you.

I drink rabbit blood after I kill them. Is that weird? Not kidding bout this either!

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What the f**k?

Just proof that Oinkman is vile. I think you can agree, Claw, I mean, we did band together to fight him long ago... Am I the only one here who knew?

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So I'm supposed to be disgusted?

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That doesn't faze me at all...

Meh. Sporks are better.

The oinkman part I agree, can we enter a peace, Sentinel? I don't want anymore fighting.