Do you remember what was the first PM you received? Who was it from? What was it about? Who did you send your first PM to?
Don't even need to check. Morgan_R. I pmed Morgan asking if I could join Tavern,
I think I deleted my PMs. o_e
Judging by the list, my first PM was to spycrow, about the dragon sim.
Nmellsx (aka Melissa) wanted to know why I wasn't active at all on the forums.
My first PM was from sentinel. It went like this.
"CreatorX, Since the day I was born, I've always been a Duck. Realizing this, I attached fake latex arms and legs to my Duck body and assumed the role of a Sentinel. It is of the highest confidentiality that you tell no one about my Duck upbringing"
You lie.
It probably was from March welcoming me to the site or something and I probably wrote back to thank him. But I tend to clean out my PMs after a certain point, otherwise I'd have too much stuff in the message box.
I think the longest string of PMs I have is 98 with Briar Rose.
Some people have gone to 2000+. I know I've gotten to about 1200+ with one of my PMs. I have one with over 1000 right now, actually.
Biggest I have is at 816, currently. I have Raven to thank for that, as he's sent me over 500 of those messages in comparison to my 300 responses.
I know >_> I've got 1000 with him, and basically for every message I send its 3 back at me (not an exact estimate, but close enough).
*pops out*
So I'm probably the noisiest one in PMs? Lol.
I've gone to 4000+ in one of my first strings... XD
Yeah, but you're a Warrior fan, and Warriors fans talk a lot XD
It wasn't even about WC! Plus, I'm starting to drift away from that fandom.
From: PurplePhoenixFTW when I was helping her with her code. To: the_quiller about HTML commenting.
For some reason, about a year ago, all of my PM's were wiped.
My earliest one I can remember, though, was a PM that simply said: "Potato"
Good times...
Me PM'ing DerpBacon, thanking him for rating my storygame... :\
Turns out it was back in 2012 I had been a lurker for many months and played most of the highly rated games then finally made an account and PM-d 3J about one of his games because I hit a dead end and couldn't work it out.
Then my second pm was 5 mins later when I realized my browser was blocking the necessary thing from happening. 3rd was his reply lol
Was it the second tower game?
My first PM was from EsperanzatheWolf. She was asking how to add an end-game link to her storygame. :P
The first PM I sent was to Madglee about "Mommy," I had already beaten the game, but I couldn't figure out how to get the last two medallion pieces. I PMed him asking for hints / tips. The first PM I received was a response from Madglee, hinting that the medallion I was missing could be found near the very beginning.
The first PM I ever sent out was when I got really bored and started looking at everyone I didn't know who had words on their profile. It was either to Masky or Winter, but I'm not sure which.
The first I ever received, however, I don't quite remember. It could've been Claw or someone, but I honestly don't know.
I often clean out my PMs so I don't have to scroll down or whatever. The oldest I have now is "I see ya bitch :P", which I sent to Necro after he left for military duty and I saw him online.
Can't remember very well, but I'm pretty sure it was either from:
1. PurplePhoenixFTW about advice on how to write, etc.
2. AngelOfThatThing as a welcome to the site.
3. Or Pineapplekitty about not giving up on WC, which turned into something else entirely different. ^-^' In fact, that one is my (current) second longest string, with 4239 messages... We had to continue the conversation in a bunch of different PMs after that, because of lag.
The oldest PM that I have (That I didn't delete, anyway) was the beginning of a long ass conversation between myself and the late Slasher. I asked him if he wanted to join the original Evil Dead RP (Which sucked, by the way), and it escalated into a conversation that spanned across five 400-550 PM long conversations before he got beheaded by the almighty 3J.
That's not too long, Chris-James, especially if you decided to spam him. e.o
I didn't spam him, I only spammed you. It was fun.
It was fun spamming me? ... Jerk.
All you have to do is #copypaste the word SPAM 30 times and click the send button like there's no tomorrow.
Couldn't you go spam someone else? Idiota.
Nah, it's only fun to spam you.
Now, let's stop derailing this.
It's not like it bothers me... All I have to do is wait until your done, then click the message. XD
Dammit, I like derailing.
I can do it more frequently. Or I can annoy you by calling you by your first name, Crystal.
But nah, no more derailing or I spam you.
... I have a hand. I have bodily functions which allow me to move it. I have the ability to slap you with it. Erase your memory of my name before I do so, Chrissy.
It doesn't annoy me, it's just a bit embarrassing. @ Pyun this is why you don't know my surname. It's all your fault!
It's not spam if it doesn't annoy me.
Alright, you two. No derailing.
This isn't derailing! This is maintaining non-existent dignity!
You can do so in the PMs.
Not here. This thread is about....PMs.
Nah.
Good for you Crystal.
It's spam if I do it frequently.
APAPAPA!
NO!
You're not really hiding the "idiot" part. Prost and prosta, however, do.
Blödi.
Wait, Evil Dead? How long ago was this?
Around early to mid December. I'll have to dig it out.
Dude, I have some from you this time last year. Back when I was on @Aman 's team for commander.
#WHITESAIL
My first PM recieved and sent was with AngelOfThatThing letting her know that I joined the site. It's only 9 messages long, and we only talk about what classes we have at that point in time and also about me beating her in a duel.
... You know Angel in real life?
Yeah, we're in the same grade and we go to the same school.
That sounds cool, knowing someone on this website in real life.
viking8779: I'm sorry to tell you Mr Piggie, but Mrs Piggie is cheating on you for Kermit the Frog.
Mr_Piggie: What? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! That bastard is going down!
viking8779: Dude you can't kill him, he's the main character! Killing main characters is almost impossible
Mr_Piggie: What, that's bull. I'm the main character, thank you very much.
viking8779: Well excuuuuuuuuuse me Mr "Main character" but how many Muppet movies have YOU been in?
Mr_Piggie: ... Shush
viking8779: Burn
Mr_Piggie: *gets out aloe vera*
viking8779: Well, i'm out of conversation topics.
My first PM would have to be when I was a noob on a different account and said thx to cysid for wishing me a happy bday.
It was from you. You gave me advice.
Ok that is pretty awesome,
for somebody with a life as boring as mine
Welcome to CYS Care Packages for the win!
Wait, I never send you one, did I? No I started sending them a few days after you joined... To you I PM'd about the titles.
I mostly send them to people who are:
A WC fans/making a fanfic
B have joined less than a week ago.
Can you send me one? I just want to peek through the contents of the package, and maybe assist with the PM sending.
I have it on my Notepad:
"Welocme to CYS, *receiver's name here*. I see you're a Warriors fan, and are writing a fanfic. Please consider taking a look at the fanfics this site has to offer, and take an even closer look at the comments. As you may notice from doing so, the state of WC reputation is rather low. I suggest you to take a look at my article. http://chooseyourstory.com/help/articles/article.aspx?ArticleId=3922 *Possibly enter some recent news here* I haven't got around to reading the part of your story already written, but I will eventually. (Delete this part if user doesn't have a story in the making, I have already read it, or sneak preview is disabled) But for now, enjoy your stay here at CYS! ~Rosetail, the WC ambassador"
I've considered adding your article in the mix too. I think I decided I'm going to do it, just haven't updated the the pack in that recently.
Seems good for the WC fans, but what about the rest?
Perhaps I can handle the others and you handle the WC? Considering it's in your notepad.
I only send these to people who have rated at least one WC story, are making one or say on their profile that they're a WC fan.
So yeah, you can do the others if you want.
I've already started doing that xD
Dammit AYT.
We're doing new services? XD
I've done it....five or four times already. xD
Did you hit SpiritFlame1? I'm sending her a package.
No. Go ahead.
@DerpBacon
@At_Your_Throat
Can I haz chazburger? (care package)
But... You joined in 2013...
Or do you want to join the Care Package Company?
Eh, sure. I can be friendly when I want to.
Hey I think I see my name! I think, the fourth one?
You can always see your name, silly!
XP
From Aman about BZ's RP campaign (Mythic Nippon). I asked him to PM me the blurb about it so I could start making a character sheet. Funnily enough, that was really the only reason I made an account.
Wow, that was a lot of messages. Kinda sad, remembering all these people who knows what happened to them.
My first pm was to Nate (fleshnblood_78) thanking him for reviewing my (terrible) first game.
The first pm I sent were to madglee and a few other judges for a contest during the beginning of this year. He sent me my first message telling me that I was too late, the deadline was up.
Well, that was it.
The first PM I sent was to WarriorCatsRPStories asking if I could use the 'Ten Things I think I know about you' on my profile. The first one I recieved was when Wolfmist sent me one telling me the first person to actually do that was TacoT.
My first PM is from Jibble he was welcoming me to the site.
The earliest PM I remember was discussing vaginas with Drakilian.
The earliest PM in my inbox currently was weeks before that, during a faction war. PenguinSharpShooter and I were supposed to start an anarchist uprising, but I instead made plans with Aman to throw him under the bus when we ran out of uses for him.... I also noticed that early-CYS me was all too much like a combination between Swift and Mardox... But luckily, I still made up words like "Anarchify".
My first Pm was to RoseTail..
My handwriting is worse... Trust me. Nobody understands my writing. o_e Being a lefty is a curse.
Haha! MY handwriting was once jokingly called it's own language but it's improved a little since then....
Mine's got its ups and downs.
A little off-topic but did you draw that new avatar?
No; it's Steven Magnet.
"A little"
So now you're at the level of bad? XD I need way too many erasers...
It's why I like typing.
Maybe not a little....
It's a problem that comes with thinking faster than you can write it down. That's why I'm usually far more eloquent when writing in cursive or block/bubble letters, because it forces me to slow down and look at what I'm doing.
Well, y'know, "sinister" comes from the Latin word for "left hand".
Because of the ridiculous belief that being left-handed meant you were marked by the devil.
Agreed. Just because I have a different dominant hand, it means I'm affiliated with the Devil? Dafuq?
Even Earthlings I believe have left that one behind. Of course, there might be a few loonies left.
So, my handwriting's going to be even worse?
Some people are quite good at it.
Please explain.
I was thinking of this part from his profile page. "and I became both an animal/black magic god and a necromancer."
'Tis roleplaying. Like Mardox and his Dark Lord persona- would you actually believe it?
Well the devil is a matter of belief...
You miss the point of what I'm saying.
The Dark Lord Mardox Spellfury is a character that no one actually believes exists. It's the same thing with the Wolf God Maximus Dante Xerxes, AKA me.
A character you say? Not even going to bother.
Good. Because you should probably know that Mardox is an OC.
Go ahead, place a magic spell on me if you really exist. Go on.
Patience Derpino...After the invasion the fiery pits of Florida will welcome thee....
We were roleplaying the invasion.
Yes, role-playing a fictional version.
No, we were roleplaying. Period.
Yeah not the actual invasion.
No, we were roleplaying the "actual" invasion, if the word "actual" is even acceptable in this conversation.
Hush little hatdog....
How can I hush if I am typing?
Also, the "Hatdog" is an avatar, much like your armor rack is an avatar.
Now, onto our previous conversation?
Armor rack? Don't be silly. We all know that I'm actually a Dark Lord and you're actually the illegitimate son of Ronald McDonald and a female werewolf.
Incorrect, you're talking about your father. Minus the female werewolf part.
We all know you're just a kid who has nothing to do, so she pretends she's a Dark "Lord," adopting the role of a male.
OOOOOOH! *high-fives Derpino* But for me, I am a true female, as I have used females in my roleplays until now, since I have discovered that men have more fun *wink wink*
Um...
Pls, I won't get in the way of you and your husband(s).
I swear, the wedding thing was only to wake up Claw! *intense sweating*
Yeah, I know. If Claw's watching this, hopefully you know it's a joke, Claw, I already am wedded to you.
Then you might want to change your profile...
Honey, you know this argument isn't going to go anywhere.
That, and it'll be deleted. So why not, I ask you?
What a world.
Resorting to calling me female? C'mon, I can see the clown and werewolf heritage.
Inside you? Oh, great, we're on the same page.
Before you go ahead and say "that's not what I meant," don't even try to turn it around. You admit it yourself that your father is Ronald.
Turning it around will only make you appear clueless on your own heritage.
Actually check your forum. I explained that clowns are actually bizarre Earth predators that feed on humans.
Haha no.
Too late, Mardino. It's too late. Clowns are fools, so you are the son of a fool.
Good work. You trapped yourself.
May clowns infiltrate your home disguised as children's entertainers and devour the flesh of you and the ones you love most.
Um... That's not what you said on the forum.
You said they're fools...
You edited it as a clear misuse of admin powers you ridiculous mutt. Just be glad I didn't say the thing about the clowns devouring you in my native language or it would have become a dark curse upon you.
Ridiculous mutt? Ha. I can easily strip you of your powers or even banish you.
Just be glad I didn't call upon the rest of the darkest gods in the native wolf-human language, you'd be dog chow, your true form.
You asked for it. Literally even as in another thread you dared me to put a spell on you.
DerpBacon,
And now I await the spell to attack me.
...You're literally proving nothing.
Yes, now we wait.
*whistles a simple yet cheery tune* Say, how long does it take for the effects to come?
Dunno in this case. I didn't set a timeframe. Why, is there a clown in your home?
No, I just want to see you break down in tears because it won't work.
Silly DerpBacon. I'm willing to wait decades if necessary. That's the benefit of immortality.
Ah yes, and then you will realize your pathetic spell did nothing?
All I have to do is wait until you quit posting.
What if I need to sleep? Or tend to the Lycanpotato? Or grow my military? Or go on vacation?
Permanently.
What if my computer breaks down? What if my tablet is smashed? What if I drop my phone and it breaks?
Then I'll think you were eaten by clowns until you return and the waiting resumes.
...You know I'm a certified clown slayer, right? It's the reason Boxoffice died.
Lol. Then the Earthling authorities will get you. They don't know the true nature of clowns. It's all the same. Only difference would be that it's figuratively rather than literally that clowns kill you.
Earthling authorities? I'm billions of light years away from Earth, in the CYStian galaxy.
New Jersey.
Well, we're roleplaying.
That, and New Jersey, Lycanpotato, not New Jersey, U.S.A., Earth.
New Jersey, U.S.A., Earth. The clowns will come sooner or later.
All we do now is wait.
... I'm half dragon too, you know.
Naw, Mardox wouldn't pamper her. And with this neko, pampering is a need.
You must spoil me lots! ^-^
It's part of my daily routine, Bluefur-chan.
Mardy? He's one of my best friends on CYS, so I doubt he'd do anything of the sort. Besides, I'm not as weak as ya'd think.
What about me? I...I care for you and give you all you need and want...
You keep her enslaved!
She has an entire wing in my castle, a full staff of servants, and all the food and drink she needs and wants.
Enslaved? Please.
A well-treated slave. A pet really.
I'm fine with it as long as I have lots of food!
She's hardly a slave, I don't abuse her and I don't use her for anything. However, she uses her powers for the good of my nation. My people respect her.
You're more like another CYS daddy to me, I guess. Still a good friend, though!
#BradinBacon
No.
To quote FazzTheMan:
"How about we ship no and no?"
"#nono"
"Shipped!"
... O.O Yas. It's perfect. This shall be in my Book of Shippings.
As if.
Sorry Brad, I couldn't help myself.
No offense, but I just can't get past that ridiculously tacky fedora.
Just like you couldn't help yourself when telling him about the child? e.o
Oh yeah, might be best if that wasn't on the forums.
I still should smack you for it.
Alright, but I'm keeping my helmet on.
No. Be a woman, not a little girl, for once and take it off.
?
Oh for fuck's sake, just take that ridiculous Shit-Helm™ helmet off and handle the slap like the woman inside you!
... XD
And that was "How to Rek N00bz" with your host, DB.
*Dies laughing*
LIST OF HORRIBLE SHIPPINGS
Reply with your own!
#McBacon
#Goody2Bacon
#EmilyGotBacon
#jaystarthebacon
#DerpBaconwithhimself
?or
#Rosebacon
That would be: #DerpHand
XD
Who else? #Derpalack
#EndBacon
or even more horrible...
...
I can't say it.
#DerpdoxFTW
#Mcdox
#Mcdox2
#SoftMardoxfan
#Megdox
#Megdox5
#Lupdox
#Warriordox
#EmilyGotMardox
#Mardoxthecat
#Martail
Shall I continue?
#SpartacustheMardox
#Wolfdox
#Swiftdox
#Kiel_Mardox
#Bluedox
#Merpdox
And Mardox's personal favorite...
#Mardhand
#Amadox
#MarBacon FTW
I must decline. I have no interest in DerpBacon in a normal situation and he is doomed to be eaten by clowns.
#Mardoxdefender?
A ship for a ship! #Bluesonwolf, #kylefur, #Rosefur, #BluetheGreat
I am glad I haven't gotten shipped yet.
Did I just say that out loud?
You have called the dogs of shipping upon thyself! #GMB13slayer!
The fact that those are my initials makes it even weirder...
#GMBdox
Who's "onwolf" and "kyle"?
Greysonwolf and kylebeck?
Yup. Choosing random usernames from the bottom.
Jeez, if you're gonna ship, at least ship me with people I know!
#Deathfur
Meh. I just feel like shipping randomly #Kiel_Furren
Ah ha ha...
#Bluehand
I'm mildly amused by how massively we've derailed this.
I'll try making a shipping thread. Not Couple of the Week, but just a place to unload ships.
AT! AT! AT! AT! AT! AT! AT! AT! AT! AT! AT! AT! AT! AT! AT! AT!
Anyway...
Yep.
From a thread about past PMs to weird shipping. :\
With a clown curse in the middle.
To raise back the posts, I made a shipping thread.
Pls post there.
Meh, no thanks.
It serves as a great reminder for why my post count never rises.
Cause this all gets deleted in the end?
#greysondox
You both are in the same spot.
She/he is one ahead.
Still right next to you.
#PalmBacon
#DerpBacon²
That actually doesn't sound half bad.
There's a whole lot of these that I could say, but would be much too horrible.
I will question mark at you until you make sense. ?
I'm making perfect sense, but you're just too much of a dumbass to understand!
Alright, let me dumb it down to your level.
You... Take... Helmet... Off.
Why?
So I can smack you!
But I don't want to be smacked without the helmet.
Come on, you baby! That helmet isn't good either. *takes helmet and looks inside* See? "Made shittily by Shit-Helm™!"
That's not a company Derpino. Go visit some clowns to speed things up.
I love how a bunch of entertainers are your only ways to comeback.
XD You're a clown and a village idiot combined, I suppose.
Now, let's just toss the helmet off and get ye a new one... *takes helmet and smashes it to pieces, and finally eats it*
Go on.
That won't be necessary.
Maybe I'll toss in another curse or two.
E tal ce den ma,
Mardox Spellfury, so e se burd famil Spellfury,
De re ma!
I have placed a mighty curse on your entire family, labeling you as the burden.
Beware.
Den mar le gen cža,
Mardox Spellfury ne morad,
De la, de ta, de neng,
Uneversa de ge heng!
Hi feid ryn feng adr ar beran. Hi o rialgar aerario as kandar mand. Hi o aes ar lan podfaul deren or terlo.
Stop cursing each other! PM your curses to each other!
I gets annoying. And I literally just woke up. It hurts my head reading them. Heck I don't even know if I'm hungry yet!
It's not english.
I'm learning.
Really? PM me what you've learned will ya? I'm signing off for now.
Well, at least assumptions can be made both from what I know and from word frequency, position, and the like... I'm only certain of about 20 words.
Interesting. Not bad for learning a language without being taught.
What I know so far, or at least what I think I know, though, isn't going to help me figure out any more.
Could you PM it to me?
Yel hite al tebtar baged! Rehai yeli ods ma yeli beggats!
Just in case, I'm going to chuck a defensive spell at that: Midfar fiv fun fio behar, O nas el. Adr hilnonim arbin or diavban o dind ov aledfar elrbud giblal o.
I just said, "You guys are fucking lame! Get your heads out your asses!" in Meghite.
And, like most Meghite sentences, the literal/alternate translation is hilarious: "You people are fucking broken! Move/Go your heads gone your asses!"
Ah. Well I'm done chucking spells at Derpino anyways...
More tongues, huh? Teganta.
I'm assuming "Teganta" means "Yes, please!", in which case, here you go.
What in the Nine Hells have you done?
Got into a fight with Venom, and then got too crazy with a pocket knife...
Why keep the tongue?
Because that's what I cut off of him!... And I've been keeping it in a jar full of preservatives just for the occassion in which someone on this site asked for more tongues!... Oh god, it's crawling around... Don't touch it unless you want an alien parasite all up in your brain...
A trophy?
Nope, just a prop for comedic effect that probably won't be mentioned ever again. I stopped collecting trophies a long time ago.
Well, the main two trophies I keep are the skulls at the end of my chair's armrests.
I used to keep the head of a moose I strangled to death in my living room, but then I tied a jabberwocky's neck in a knot and the achievement felt faded...
I would have swapped the moose head for the jabberwocky if would fit. If not, I'd keep a tooth.
Ah, no. Angela and I ate it over the course of a month and then sold the bones to a science facility in order to screw with them. Jabberwockies are amazing, because all off them tastes like steak!... Except for the heart, which tastes like heart.
Really?
Yeah. You should annoy the Hattress more often. Maybe then she'll leave one of their eggs in your kitchen trash bin so it'll hatch and try to kill you in your sleep. *Furtive, accusing glances.*
Sounds like fun. Is there a way to train a jabberwocky or are they just meat animals?
They're semi-sapient in inteligence, so if you happen to tame one you're just going to get a thousand Tumblr SJWs up your ass 24/7. It's better to kill them and claim self defense.
What if I don't even have a tumblr account?
They will stalk you across the web, and they will protest against you. CYS is about the only safehaven, but that's just because they don't know about it.
How would they find out?
Eventually one of the WCs is going to get hurt and then complain about it to the only bleeding-heart hivemind that'll accept them.
Harrumph, there's also the not-so-secret unicorn farms in the deepest darkest part of my dungeons...
It doesn't, but thanks anyway!
Rot in the Ninth Hell with your disgusting, useless, weak kind.
I'm single, never had a child, my friends are hidden from plain sight, and Bluefur stays in my castle, where she has servants and food.
Bluefur's a friend anyways. No reason for me to kidnap her.
Everyone loves me~! I'm too kawaii!
*cough* dronkeys *cough*
lol
See? I'm not the only one!
Yet you went and did that sort of thing with my mommy...
How was I supposed to know pulling out wasn't an effective means of birth control?
.....
......................................................................................
- Insert facepalm here -
...What? You guys know something I don't?
I thought you were smarter than that... Baka.
Someone nicknamed "Baka-Senpai" couldn't be that clever.
Someone verbose couldn't be that stupid.
What if they had access to a thesaurus?
Impertinent commensurately to appercieve how to manipulate a thesaurus.
It does!
Maybe I just use sesquipedalian utterances to seem smarter than I am.
Please, no, I've got hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia!
Be glad you don't live in Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch.
Or as I call it, "Four-Ls-in-a-row-ville."
Exactly, she's friendly. Why take her when she's done nothing wrong?
*gives Bluefur more Oreos*
No need to bother Bluefur.
Bothering? Bluefur lives like this and she loves it.
Bluefur-chan is already here. The notification spam is too much. >.<
*eats all in one bite* Yummy! More, please? *puppy eyes*
Yes, little neko-dragon. *gives more Oreos*
*stuffs everything in mouth, somehow still being kawaii* Arigato, Mr. Wolf God! ^-^
They're Kawaii-eos!
Not as kawaii as me!
THEY WERE MADE WITH GODDAMN KAWAII JUICE.
Kawaii juice isn't as kawaii as me!
You're killing me.
... ... ... WHERE'S THE CHOCOLATE? O-O
Too kawaii for chokoreto.
They're so cute, I just want to stuff 'em in my mouth and clench down, shattering their puny exoskeletons and munching on their hardened bodily juices...
That's not creepy at all...
...Fuck.
Brad, I know of the width code, but this shit doesn't work.
style="max-width:100%;", not size:"max-width:100%;".
Wait, are we still running the swear jar? If so, how many quarters do I need to pay?
A hundred quarters.
*rummages through pockets and pulls out one Lycanpotato coin* Sorry, I don't have 100 quarters. Can you take a Lycanpotato coin? They're worth a billion U.S. dollars per coin...
Nope, that's way too much. You need exactly one hundred quarters.
Shush, Bluefur. I'm sure that will do.
You need to write a goddamn check to the friggin' swear goddamn sh*t police.
A quarter of all the quarters in your quarters.
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Don't forget Andrea!
Actually, you can only say I'm Illuminati Confirmed if it all leads to the number 3, not if 3 leads to something.
How so?
I don't actually have the chromebook anymore, I just didn't want to draw and scan another picture.
To be frank, I think whatserface is a girl and I actually chopped my 8-year-old Dell desktop in half.
*Slaps ISentinel* Tell the truth
HEY! DON'T GO USING MY LINE! *slaps Emily* IT'S MY LINE!
*Slaps Throat back *
*Throws accross room*
Fight! Fight! Fight!
* Throws mardox as a bomb into Throat*
Oh no you don't you ridiculous hug kitten! *Uses wings to stop mid-air and then spits acidic saliva at EGS*
*imprisons 3173v3 in an Energy Void*
Don't struggle, it makes the prison more powerful. It draws your energy from you. Anyway, I have a body to gloat over. Also...I'll feed you five days a week. If you manage to break free, you have my blessing to do any one task and win.
Why not try summoning Hardox? Hardox is a Dark King, and I believe a king has more power than a lord.
Hardox is also Mardox's older sibling...
He is an imposter and has simply taken a more impressive title.
He's your sibling.
Besides, you're his younger brother. If anything, you took a similar title.
He's not my sibling. I am an only child.
He is. Remember, he left when you were very young?
That was Exxe.
Lol. I'm an only child. Speak High Felridgean for starters if you want to try to fool me.
No, the male. Hardox.
*sighs and releases*
Derpino! No! I was supposed to catch a dragon and release it to the circus! You've ruined life here! I had a treaty that you just broke. Now I and my citizens are now going to be sentenced to death. Well, my citizens are.
He prefers the term "wyvern".
It actually fits the definition rather well.
More importantly, the wing/arm combination means it doesn't have six limbs. Honestly, it depends how loosely you want to define it.
"Dragon" is that all-encompassing term that's basically the quadrilateral to all the squares, trapezoids, and rhombi that are wyverns, lindworms, drakes, etc.
Yes, you are, according to your picture. Everyone here is identified by their picture, AKA Derpino.
I feel for you. THE FEELS!
That would mean a bunch of words?
So... I'm either a brony or a sea serpent?
They aren't mutually exclusive, are they...? Dear gods...
I don't think anypony would see that as an octopus...
Summons? I'm already on the thread....
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.....He'd do nothing. I'm keeping you here just for fun...maybe I'll have you play with Cerebus.
You like Greek mythology, do you? More specifically, the works of Rick Riordan?
Greek mythology is amazing. Works of Rick Riordan? Sure, I guess. It's just that there aren't many good stories with Greek mythology in them. Also, Cerebus is not the work of Rick Riordan. I don't LOVE Rick Riordan, in fact, I favor the works of another author, I just can't seem to recall the name...
I know, it's just that you use the references of mythology often. That, and one of your character sheets in a forum game hinted Riordan's works.
Hmm, Boreas Tam, the leader of Gynr? Ha, I like Roman mythology. That's ROMAN, thank you.
*chews on grass and takes a shit*
What was this even in reply to!?
Acidic saliva, one of the tricks up my sleeve.
I have nothing against hugs actually. *Endures the hug*
Why do you have so much saliva up your sleeves?
Huh? That's not what I meant...
Okay, good, because that would be disgusting.
Btw, it's Throaty.
You fool. *stands up without a scratch* I'm a freaking goddess, you b*tch. *Emily disappears into an Energy Void, in which you would try to escape, but when you try, your energy is stolen from you.*
....Did I win? Yes? I WON! *happy dance* Now she's banished forever! But wait, maybe I shouldn't get so cocky. maybe I'll fly down there and kill her. After all, she's a mortal... Mardox, would you like to participate?
Already did. I spat acidic saliva at her.
My handwriting is perfect when I take the time to do it, but you know how it is with girly handwriting; it's so girly!
You still have that? Seriously, you posted that like half a year ago.
I sent my first PM to EndMaster. I was asking for some advice for a storygame, though I don't remember why I went to him specifically. The first person to PM me was Oinkman, he was asking me to join a clan or something.
My first PM was from SindriV, in response to a few comments I had left on the Homo Perfectus series (mostly lamenting the fact that every time I got stuck, the "increase mental capacity" power didn't help me. :( ). First PM I sent was responding to SindriV.
Although I will say that the second PM I sent/received was to/from myself. The subject line says "Wait I can message myself?" and the message is "Will this actually work?"
FYI--it worked.
I don't think I've ever deleted a message before.
First one sent;
"I'm doing a story game called werewolves an' magic and I was wondering if you could help me with it. It's my first game and I want to make it good. I'm also not good at the tech-y stuff like making items. I've read all the help and info and I still don't get how to make them or how they work. I would really appreciate your help. Plz send me a reply on whether or not you'll help. ~TacocaT, the tenth greatest riddler. (>.<) " - Not gonna say to who, unless they wish to reveal themselves. They should recognize the message.
First one received, three days later;
[insert message from a great writer asking my help for one of their games]
I have deleted only two conversation.
One that was between me and myself, and one that was to my brother with a message:
"jdfdgjdflkghdjklgjdkfgjdflgjdl"
Or something of that nature.
It was from JMGSkills telling me not to listen to the haters of "Island Attack".
Can't remember and I might have cleaned out my PM box at some point...
"Absolutely terrified"
Then what the hell was that PM doing in my inbox? XD
I still believe a younger family member got on your account and decided to message random people.
That was a second theory.
Fuck's sake, stay away from CYStia when you're high! XD
Shadow_Strider (or whatever the name is) always says he's high, but I just think it's an excuse to act immature. You, I would've never found like that.
I came all the way from trippy space to squish your squishy wolf face and butt
~3173v3, 2k15
...How old do you happen to be? If you're getting high, shouldn't you at least be living in a home that doesn't have your parents in it?
On a totally unrelated topic, I got my braces today.
- mart
There are K-marts in other countries too?
o.0 The chain is based in America, Rose. It started here. I'm ... surprised you know what one is.
K-mart there, K-market here...
It's just... similar.
I'm gonna go sit in he corner...
*Goes to sit in the corner*
Lol.
...Why did you use an image for this?
But the best things always come of going to CYS when you're high! I can't wait to take laughing gas again to see who else I decide to insult whenever somebody stirs up unrelated shit!
shut the fuck up 31733v12 you don't know, you don't know what the fuck i"m going thruogh right now.
I don't have a time of the month. It's a random set of mood swings that happens about annually.
That's interesting.
My first was the care package from you. :)
Not my first PM, but somewhere up there was a little message to Reverencia about lurking. He's pretty active and has rated most of the games on this site, but I've never seen him around on the forums. A curious fellow, but he seems like a cool guy.
Aaaand now I unwatch.
Good. Save yourself.
