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I just got my school pictures back.

I slowly facepalmed.

This was the second time in two years that this happened: a shitty picture. Both are completely embarrassing. The worst part? Last year, that picture was in the yearbook. This year, dear lord... o_e

Ever had your picture taken and it turned out absolutely horrible?

*shiver* 5th grade graduation. o_e

Probably my worst was Kindergarten where I had both a large bruise and bandage I had neglected to remove on my forehead.

So the camera guy had a really fast shutter speed going on, and that was the day that I discovered one half of my face smiled slightly faster than the other...

Some say it makes me look like the dude from Tangled. I say it makes me look like I had a fucking stroke...

School photos. Every. Single. Year.

I can't take a good photo, so that's ... 99.9% of the time, basically.

Whenever I take a photo, I look like one of those gross close-ups on Spongebob.

I learned a long time ago from school pictures, that my eyebrow has a stripe of flesh running through it. It looks like a scar, and not the cool kind. 

Every photo I've ever been in was awful. Out of school, the person taking the photo never alerts me to the camera's presence and I look like some sort of evil goblin... Thing.... And for school photos, they're taken at the end of the day where I go... My hair is always a mess for them. Even in the rare cases where someone asks to take a photo of me, it STILL looks awful. I'm not photogenic. :'D