Huh, you're right... The Mardox Wars, Oinkman, Fireplay... Everyone I've had extended rivalries with, they all sounded so similar... And they all went dormant when people got bored of them... Except for Ford, who himself has thousands of alts...
Everyone on this site has been me this entire time. I created this website, and faux personas like "Swiftstryker" and "Thinslayer" merely to draw you over to this corner of the internet and breathe down your neck like a psychotic creep. I am Alexp and all of the moderators. Only three people ever came over from Reddit, I am all 1000 of the guests. We are Legion, and we will devour your soul, probably.