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And don't let the bed bugs bite...

7 years ago

About a week ago I experienced the most traumatizing thing that has ever happened to me. (so far) Bed Bugs. You know when your parents say or used to say "Don't let the bed bugs bite!" Well, take it literally. So what happened was that we recently found out that bed bugs have been infested in by bed. 

What bed bugs do is simply disturbing. 

Once they bite you, they crawl under your mattress and they poop your blood. 

Now this would not have been a big deal if they were in there for about a day or two. 

However, they were living in colonies under my mattress for an entire YEAR. So when we finally saw what happened when we lifted my mattress, I threw up on the floor. My blood Covered the bottom of my mattress, MY BLOOD! 

So my question for you is, what was the most traumatizing thing you have ever witnessed?

 

And don't let the bed bugs bite...

7 years ago
It's recommended you flip or rotate your mattress every 3 months.

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7 years ago

Really? I wish we were told that when we got the mattress. 

So Bucky, anything Traumatizing you would like to share?

And don't let the bed bugs bite...

7 years ago
Yeah, especially new mattresses. It's so they break in and wear more evenly. You can improve the life span of a mattress by years if you flip or rotate every few months.

Nah, I'll pass.

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7 years ago

OK!

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7 years ago

I walked in on my granparents screwing...

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7 years ago
While camping as a little kid, I woke to find a 'possum nestled snuggly in my armpit grinning at me with all those teeth.

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7 years ago

Creepy.

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Aww...you had a little buddy.

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I know your pain. Our house got infected with the fuckers about a year ago. Bed bug covers + weekly spraying means they're basically gone, but I still see one every now and again. I've literally got PTSD from them. What's worse is they have no reason to exist in nature.

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Yes they do, so parents have somthing to scare kids with.

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IN NATURE

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7 years ago

XD

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I actually have no idea. o_o

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7 years ago

Huh.  A vacuum always seemed to do the trick for a couple of years at a time.

Anywho, it's not like anything can be worse than an army of ants and maggots working collectively on a possum, right?

Right?

And don't let the bed bugs bite...

7 years ago

Anyone else like to share?