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By going on a trip to Europe 

Jeez, it's a lot easier to just click the Logoff button.

But then every day the forum would've been cluttered by threads asking where justinwantsagf had gone.

Have fun in Europe, kid. Try not to let them know what country you're from.

Please try not to be an ignorant prick to us Europeans, Justin. As its just turning Summer, I'm already shit sick of US tourists.

What Steve is trying to say here is that if you visit Ireland, you should be sure to dress in green and accuse everyone you see of being after a taste of your lucky charms. (They're magically delicious.)

Do you happen to live near Dublin?

Nah, I'm at the good old southern capital of Cork.

I hope you have a safe trip then. 

Thx guys and actually I  going to Africa to help with a  fundraising event!!!

Ah. Well. Europe didn't pan out for you, huh?

Also, I'd say if you're planning on raising funds, best do it in somewhere rich like America rather than Africa. Good job though, buddy, you do you.

OK getting on plane bye!!

I'd like to point out I called troll first, long before anyone else. Admittedly, only because I call people troll at the drop of a hat, but I'm right about this one.

lol does this matter?   

Does your post even matter?

In all reality, does anything matter?

Nothing matters Zag! The cake was a lie! It is a lie. They've already eaten it before our arrival!

So then, WE will buy a new cake!! AND together! WE! WILL! RISE!!!

Lol. Well, not many things matter.

reely wunted thet kake tho

What are you saying?! Everything matters! CAUSE THIS! IS! SPARTAAAAA!!!!!

Sorry guys ;( It was truly a amazing cake that can't be replaced with mere currency. A grand virtual imaginary cake that changed colors depending on the silverware. You could call it the chameleon cake, and now it will take me a while to duplicate another.

Color is not important...but the Taste?

 

Yes it does matter, for a newbie, you got guts saying stuff like that.

For a hated newbie, you got guts posting here.

I know I wanted to be like the others and ignore your posts, so I will not respond to this.

Yet you replied to her. Good job buddy.

And hated? Really? I'm sure some see her a nuisance, but hate is a pretty strong word to toss around like that bud. >.>

Sorry, master Zag.

*puts head down in shame*

*Runs fingers through Mason's hair*

It will be alright, young one. :3

Creepo.

Lol. Says the kid who called me "Master".

You got intestines for telling him that he has guts.

And you have a digestive tract for telling her she has intestines.

Isn't it odd how when a noob or inactive lurker posts something useless, other inactive lurkers and noobs post in the same thread like they all know each other? Do they all know each other? This happens quite often it's sort of a phenomenon of internet forums. Are they the random members who just have accounts to fill up space in the "who is online" list? Are they the hundreds of people who rate storygames but nobody has ever heard of - or will hear of because they don't comment or post on the forums or do anything to their profile? Are they just guests who all decided on a whim, en masse, to create accounts and post something meaningless on the forums just to test the waters? But they never post again for some reason. Like they just die or something but 3 new people replace them and the cycle of life continues...very odd indeed.

But Ford, Justin has posted a few times before.

The phenomenon is a bit more broad than I made it out to be, but it seems like every 6 - 10 months there will be a thread similar to this but with completely different accounts that I don't recall ever seeing before. Maybe I'm just not active enough or I have a terrible memory but the point is most of the members involved in the phenomenon are - for lack of a better term - irrelevant.

Oh my, I wonder how one becomes irrelevant on a anonymous message board on a site for cyoa stories. This is the first time I've ever read something so hilarious.

Everyone who isn't relevant is irrelevant

Oh? Tell me this please. Who decides that other members are irrelevant then? 

It's more of a "how much the community as a whole cares on average" sort of thing, really.

So basically like one collective hive mind then? I was sure these things varied from individual to individual... If I'm not mistaken. Anyway, none of this has anything to do with seeing off Justin so no further questions from me.

Well, you seem to have taken a tremendous amount of offense at Ford and Kiel's comment. Take it easy, maybe.

Did you genuinely completely misunderstand me or was that a deliberate attempt to translate my statement in a more negative light than was intended? Either way, I think Steve has a point, relax.

It seems only the mood in the text of my posts were mistranslated actually. That is quite unfortunate, because after all, I'm quite calm so don't worry. I did mention I wasn't going to ask another question, so no worries about that as well.

This is Philosophy.

It hurts my brain. :3

What are you talkin about :3