A useless and unethical mini-lesson from Dr. Figar:
"Cheating is entirely acceptable! It's called making practical use of the resources provided, to progress your career in money-making. You're sitting there for your FOS admission test, proctor glaring at your innocent self, with 5 minutes left until the session ends. Your paper is empty. You can feel their displeasure burning into your soul."
"You point towards the left corner of the room, behind the proctor. They turn around. Oh, what's this? It's a C-grade stealth particle compression bomb, that's set to explode in 4 minutes. Whatever shall we do? Quickly everybody, panic!"
"Everybody runs screaming. The proctor escapes first, with impressive speed. You sit there, calmly starting work on your test paper. You peak over at the now-empty desk of the person next to you, who seemed like a brilliant young lad with much more potential than you."
"Wasting no time, you fill your empty test sheet with all of the correct-looking answers. Being the swift and stealthy writer you are, you finish with a full 40 seconds to spare. You walk up to the front, confidentially put the completed test on the proctor's desk for later, and exit the room. You also take your dud bomb from the corner, because you could sell that back to the local prank shop and get 70% back. You'd haggle for 80% though."
"So remember, if you're ever worried about failing your FOS admission test, be sure to pack a C-grade stealth particle compression bomb. It's only cheating if you get caught!"