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The CYS Weekly issue #1 (And maybe the last..)

7 years ago

Hello everyone! And welcome to the first issue of the revived newspaper, 'The CYS Weekly'! This issue was a struggle, as I expected, but despite being incomplete, (Though it probably would have stayed that way..) I went and grabbed what we had, and decided to post it. We totally weren't threatened! 'owo Heheh..

Anyway, I hope you enjoy this, and if you actually do want to see more, just say so below and I'll think about trying to salvage this, because, we had a few employees quit. (Which was also expected..)

I'd also like to give credit to Seto as well as all who worked on this, seeing as he really helped me out as manager for as long as he did.

Have a nice day and enjoy the read!

Jaystar~

 

 

Interview: Zag interviewed Chris, written by Eshphoye

 

The CYS weekly is proud to announce that, in its opening week, has managed to interview a remarkable member: a senior of the site, Chris113022! Known for his witty behavior and his involvement in Forum Games, we sent our professional interviewer, @ZagHero, to ask this member of the site what he thinks of the current state of CYS:

 

ZagHero: How did you come across CYS, and why did you stick around?

Chris113022: I came across CYS almost three years ago (makes me feel old, by the way) after writing a CYOA story, which was a sequel to my favorite CYOA book of all time, The Cave of Time. Anyhow, after unpublishing it I just kind of disappeared for four months and then I came back and made my first post on the forums. Anyhow, I stuck around for the forums mainly, and also because I figured I could eventually write some great stories. That day is yet to come.

 

ZagHero: And what do you think is the best part of the site currently?

Chris113022: Best part? I... Really don't know. I suppose the best part right now is the stories. I mean, just look at the new stories section: there's four featured stories there!

 

ZagHero: What dreams do you have for the site, or what would you like to achieve here?

Chris113022: I suppose it'd be to write a story above a 4/8 rating. Currently trying to do that with my stories Hazelmyre and The Chris Parable, if I ever get around to actually working on them. Expect me to take a hiatus from forum games once Heroes Among Us 3 is done, by the way."

 

ZagHero: What do you have to say to any newcomers who are unsure of becoming full fledged members of the site?

Chris113022: Honestly? Just stick around and see if you like it. I left for six months after my first day, but after sticking around I found that I really love the site. So yeah: see if you like it. If you don't, you don't. If you do, you do.

 

 

Charaxes’ article

 

Female protagonists can be great. They can defy expectations and break down gender roles. Whether it's a seductive femme fatale or a powerful tomboy, it's always fun to see your favorite girl kicking ass.

So today, I will be counting down CYS' top five female protagonists in story-games.

 

Number 5 - Lydia, The Secret of Daphne

The fifth spot goes to Lydia, who's name I honestly thought was Daphne til I realized that was the town’s. Despite acting like a stereotypical teenage valley girl, Lydia's greatest strength hides in that thick skull of hers. She's intelligent, resourceful, and does her best to stay calm and composed in the face of unbelievable danger... like being chosen for possession by a demon.

 

Number 4 - Suzy, Suzy's Strange Saga (Epilogue 7)

A devoted lover, fighter, and badass at every aspect imaginable, Suzy from Epilogue 7's route takes the fourth spot on this list. Whether it's disposing of corpses, fighting off zombies, or just plain standing up to the bitchy sister that's controlled her life for far too long, Suzy proves herself a capable fighter and an interesting character altogether.

 

Number 3 - Sebastian, Mercenary Queen (Series)

Let's be honest, is there any cooler line than ,"Rape steel, bitch", to tell a rapist as you stab him with a sword? This one speaks for itself. Sebastian makes having a male name cool, possesses innate badassery with the sword, and has one fucking cool title.

 

Number 2 - Mia, Prometheus Academy

Just barely missing the Number 1 spot, Mia is your average teenager... who's entire family was massacred by the incompetence of one superhero. Unlike some characters, Mia lets her quest for revenge define her actions, but not control them. Even after taking revenge on the one she hates, she's ready to keep on doing what she loves: She feels no emptiness or regret left inside her. Makes you wish she had her own comic!

 

Number 1 - Eve, Homo Perfectus (Series)

Truly one of the most prevalent female protagonists in CYS, Eve actually began as what I can only describe as a side character. Through the series, she proves herself capable of doing things even her late lover Adam could not, such as reforming the Monster Adams and stopping global catastrophes ten times worse than Adam had ever faced. Eve really is, as her name suggests, 'perfect'.

 

Honestly, I was a bit disappointed by the lack of good choices. There wasn't even enough for a Top 10 list unless I included the more... awful ones. Here’s to more female badasses, and to the first issue of CYS Weekly! Have a good one!

 

 

-Storygame Reviews-

 

 

Seto’s Storygame Review:

 

"A Game of Life and Death" is like its title: long, ominous, a little odd, and seemingly random.


The story revolves around three main characters: You, the nameless and ambiguous protagonist, (who can later be given a face, gender, and a name in the sequel), a boy named Layne L. Gray and a girl named Melissa N. Mors, who get involved in an allegedly haunted house, letting the story begin.

 

The story is large, nearing 1000 pages in length and is among the biggest games on CYS. Most of the gameplay is through item inventory puzzles and action choices.


The good things this game has to offer are:


1. It's extreme replay value. With more than 15 different positive endings and countless bad ones, it's a great way to kill time if you need something long to read.

 

2. The clever, and sometimes unusual applications for the items, including joke pages / easter eggs, making the puzzles fairly interesting.

 

3. There are quite a few puns and a lot of the narration leans on dark humor, intended to make both the main story and the deaths more entertaining.

 

4. The cast of characters. Layne seems to be a fan favorite, being a courageous, kind, strong, and loyal companion. Vidia and Arabella are both very hammy villains, though they manage to be quite threatening, as do the vampires of the house. The third romanceable character, whose identity is a spoiler, is quite mysterious. The endings with that particular individual are some of the best, if not the best, of the game.

 

5. The world itself is interesting, combining a lot of elements in a charmingly strange mix.

 

6. The emotional spectrum it makes you go through; it can be funny, dramatic, sad, creepy, scary, intriguing, romantic, exciting and touching.


 

It does has its flaws though:


 

1. It can feel really, really random. You go from things like the mentions of the seven deadly sins to fighting dinosaurs, to mad scientists, mutilated corpses, cannibalism, doppelgängers, getting run over by a truck, Ebola, to the dangers of papercuts and so on. While it could be argued that it's impressive that Kiel was creative enough to tie this all into something coherent, it's probably not for everyone.  

 

2. The humor. It may not be fit for pc people.

 

3. A particular ending, which requires either unbelievable luck, or help from the author.

 

4. Trying to get all of the endings will get you through the same pages over and over again. Of course, you'll be rewarded with a lot of new ones, but the game may end up feeling a bit repetitive.

 

5. This was Kiel's first attempt at writing a story game. It may be much better than a lot of first tries, but there are a couple of bugs here and there. (Nothing game breaking, granted.)

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Overall, I give GOLAD a 7/8. It's not perfect, true, but for a first game, it's amazing. It’s very evident that a lot of heart and time went into this project. Although Kiel might be leaving, you should still try his little (big) gem. It might end up as one of your favorite games on the site, so go try it.


 

 

 

Storygame Review by Will11

 

Homo Perfectus 8 - A Sci-Fi Adventure by SindriV and Playa988 (Published 2012)

 

The most popular game on this site and also the final instalment of the site’s most popular series this is one great story. From the perfect use of pictures to the gripping and action-packed plot Homo Perfectus 8 perfectly balances the twin elements of game and story using an incredible amount of coding and detail.

 

For all those who have ever dreamed of commanding your own team of superheroes and using superpowers in epic battles that feel like they really mean something this is the story-game for you!

One of the key strengths of HP8 is that the writing is thorough, descriptive and error-free throughout. The story is well plotted with a real myriad of choices, each adding something fresh to the story.

 

The series greatest feature is its excellent use of Items, each defining a particular skill. The countless hours that must have gone into making each of these Items have uses on so many different pages really betrays the hard work SindriV and his co-author Playa put into this story.

 

Hard work is necessary to make any truly great story and Sindri puts more time and effort into his story than most other writers I’ve had the pleasure to meet on this site.

 

I know that Sindri is still active on this site and under various alts Playa is as well because I have spoken to both of them in the last year. Sindri’s presence is almost undetectable because he spends so little time on the Forums, presumably immersed as he is in his writing.

 

This is how I like to imagine this site should be used; the Lounge can be great for socialising but like the Internet generally it can also be a massive distraction from writing. To produce masterpieces like any one of the Homo Perfectus series requires tremendous self-discipline and an ability to ignore these distractions for long periods of time.

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If you want to know what the best example of a fantastic story game looks like then you should read this one, still the only story in the fourteen year history of this site to garner a perfect 8/8 rating.

 

 

 

 

 

Sorry there couldn't be a comedy section, but I couldn't get the comic ZagHero made attched. Anyway, here is the belated, maybe never-to-be-again, CYS Weekly issue #1! 

if you want to read what he made anyway, Which I reccomend you do, then here's the link; http://imgur.com/a/doB1c

Jaystar~

The CYS Weekly issue #1 (And maybe the last..)

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If you had an obituary section for those lost in the creation of this paper, it would have doubled as a comedy section.

The CYS Weekly issue #1 (And maybe the last..)

7 years ago

Hehe. Too true! XD

The CYS Weekly issue #1 (And maybe the last..)

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Well, if this really is the final one... you can at least say it went out on a high note, interviewing a pretty swell guy that is Chris :)

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'... has managed to interview a remarkable member: a senior of the site, Chris113022! Known for his witty behavior and participation in forum games...'

remarkable member

senior of the site

witty behavior

HAHAHAHAHAHA! OH MY GOD! THAT IS COMEDY GOLD!

Wait, you weren't joking? THAT'S EVEN FUNNIER!

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I wasn't the one who wrote that, you remarkable witty senior member! X3

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Still, I find it pleasantly surprising that I was called that. And Thara called me a swell guy! This has actually brightened my day.

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We like you a lot more than you may think, Chris.

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I'm glad I helped in brightening up your day :D

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*joins in laughter*

HA 

HA

HA

The CYS Weekly issue #1 (And maybe the last..)

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You're pretty nice.

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Well done. But the previous weekly newspapers were better IMO.

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Obviously.

This one was just slapped up in a hurry.

The CYS Weekly issue #1 (And maybe the last..)

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That was fine, I don't know where all the pessimism about this has come from but I do think the issue might have needed a bit more editing because it was basically copy and pasted contributions from site members and a bit of work could have been done to structure it, introduce it and just make it look a bit more newspapery. At least you know what sections you have now and what sections you still need to find members to write for. Everyone saying it's doomed from the beginning will tend to make it a self-fulfilling prophecy as the idea has great potential. Overall though this was a fine and interesting edition (the Chris interview made me lol)

In fact I am wondering if this thing does collapse if I should try resurrecting The Weekly Review (as that's what happened last time, the CYS Times and other newsletter things folded and I sporadically published the Review) but asking RELIABLE site members to help rather than try and do it all single-handed...

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I'd be willing to participate! wink

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Well, to be honest, I'd like to try and rescue this after all. I don't want to really give up just yet, as I'd like to try to put out maybe one more issue-That is, if you'll still be up to doing another review.

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I'd be fine with staying on (and taking any other position not filled :3).

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If there is any temporary job available or if you guys need any help, you know whom to ask! 

Although I may not be available for duty during the following week, I'll be glad to help anyway I can after that. I really hope that this will be a stepping stone to kick off my career in CYOA!

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I looked at your profile and I am scared, Riversage xD

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Damn, I actually updated the bio today twice. I'm gonna need some serious work rehab before I'm approachable.

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Yeah xD

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Ah yeah, if we're going to have a site newspaper, put it in charge of Will. He at least knows the difference between a raven and a writing desk. Will, I'd be more than happy to help  out with it if you try get it running.

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I miss the Weekly Review ;-; I liked your jokes

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Well, this is shit, and not even in an entertaining way. An interview with the "witty" Chris that was uninteresting and too short to be of substance, an article that's already been posted, a boring review of a game that no longer exists on the site, a pretty solid review and... nothing else.

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"... remarkable member: a senior of the site, Chris113022! Known for his witty behavior..."

Lolwut.

There are too many things wrong with that sentence.

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HEY

I POINTED THAT OUT ALREADY

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Yes.

And I'm laughing.

Ha.

Ha ha ha.

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Wow, what a great contribution to the site! I enjoyed it a lot. Thank you to everyone who worked on it, although it's regrettable that this may be the last.