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I, Sir Jep of the 49, swear a solemn oath to write a story for every month remaining in the year, with one exception where I will need two months to write. 

You are my witnesses to this holy vow, one which if I should break, I shall have eternal shame and humiliation cast upon me. 

Wow. That's a lot of stories.

Dibs on dishing out the shame.

Seconded

Short story or CYOA?

Let's be honest, if they're short stories he can go fuck himself.

CYOA.

Better, but, what's the criteria on these? A CYOA that meets site standards can be written over a weekend. And I mean, you don't see MinnieKing making threads.

I'll be moderately impressed if you pull it off though.

Look, I'm writing 10 stories in a year. They're probably not going to be masterpieces, but I promise they'll be better than MinnieKing's at the very least. 

@MinnieKing

They talkin' shit about you, homes! You got somethin' to say to that?

Is that right?

Fine, i'll take it.

But y'know, a true gentleman dies in holes and chokes on hot lava.

I'm glad you're such a gentleman, Jep.

Oh shit, jep you better watch out dawg because here comes the big man 'imself, MK! He about to rock your world dawg, he about to fuck you up with his puns of steel, man!

You got that right mate, puns of solid metal.

Not to mention, my puns are marigold scented.

I'll steel his soul right out of his body.

Oh the irony...

Let's put some numbers to this, shall we.

Minnie has 8 stories, with a highest rating of 4.15 and average rating of 3.44. Are you going to beat his top score (4.15) with every story, or just his long term average across stories?

His stories also have an average length of 4.

Consider your challenge now a game of numbers

Can you really call this a vow if you aren't fined if you don't pull this off?

(Also, shouldn't this be in the WW?)

Banner's right, put skin in the game and money on the table.

Hey, I'm putting my honor as a gentleman on the line. Isn't that enough these days?

No, since you never had any honor to begin with. There are fedora-wearing cuckbags in online pickup-artist hatedoms that are closer to being true gentlemen than you are. You're on the bottom tier of Gentlemanhood. Seriously, you can't scrape a lower portion of the barrel. This isn't even the "Isn't actually a gentleman" tier, this is the "Sub-gentleman" tier, which is lower than that. This isn't a lack of honor; this is the distinct presence of disgrace. You have to achieve something to even start the gentlemanly process.

Stop being a pussy and swear that you'll be fined if you don't complete this. Or better yet, be fined right now and only get the points back if you meet all your goals.

Okay, fine. I ain't no bitch. 

@EndMaster come and take all my points and keep them until I fulfill my vow.

Great, now you have a proper motivator!

Done.

He has like a hundred points, who cares.

Shh, if he thinks he has something to lose, he might actually finish.

Well, he can bet more if he wants more of an incentive to finish, since people can still technically go into the negatives.

Oh I already took more than he had.

Admin. Penalty - Summoned the darkness and begged for oblivion

That made my day

 

Good luck out there!