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This day marks the beginning of suffering, strife, envy. A lifetime of torture, despair, scorn. There is no guidance. Alas...it is another year closer to the sweetest embrace. One step closer to the end that hovers over mankind and awaits us with its open arms.

in conclusion: i'm 18 today

And supposedly it's End's birthday too? Odd.

Happy Birthday! The best years of your life are now behind you.

Pff, you need to up your depressing 18th birthday game. When I was your age, I was making people meaninglessly worried about my well-being!

Fucking hell, swedishlemon, Endeavour and Negative all in the same fucking thread.

You poor bastard. Lol.

It was doomed to happen and I became pre-emptively depressed! It was a self-fulfilling tragedy!

Though, to be fair, I felt uplifted in a cathartic way when Negative copypasted the whole Suicide quote. I think it was coming off the tail end of one of his horror stories, which added bonus lulz.

That was a birthday thread?

I thought that was just you being Señor Edge.

It was a pre-birthday depression thread.

Happy birthday! However you spend it, do what you love.

WAIT! WHAT?! Today is my 18th birthday!! I'll fight you over it!

....Happy birthday....