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I just feel like sharing my experience. I just received a huge box of chocolates from my relatives, and I feel really excited to try it all. I think I'm getting high just thinking about it. ^-^

Other than Valentine's Day, have you guys ever been gifted chocolates? :D

No. I am unloved and unwanted.

Wanna piece? *offers piece from box*

No. A box of chocolates should only be given to someone you love. Not even one piece should be shared with an unloved person. Let me cry myself to sleep alone.

But I love you doe

Impossible. Hardly anyone does.

*gives you piece of chocolate anyway*

I'm not eating it.

Accept sustenance, you maudlin fopdoodle.

Absolutely not. I don't want your charity.

You absolute tallyhwacker! You can't just waltz in here complaining about not getting gifts and then get all edgy with us because someone tried to give you a gift!

I wasn't complaining about it, but okay.

thought this would be a thread about life but it's actually a legit thread about actual boxes of chocolate.

Disappointed.

Nobody gifts me anything because I tell them not to gift me anything so no, it's great :D

I did get a box of chocolates for my first valentine and god what a mess that was...it's a long story but that valentine's day was the end of that relationship :L Now I don't get anyone anything including boxes of chocolate for any reason. It's great because people stop expecting stuff after a year or two and then you're not even obligated to get them anything for any occasion :D

I know someone whose girlfriend broke up with him because he didn't get her anything. That's a dangerous situation.

my girlfriend is rich and doesn't expect anything from me so I'm good there

It's hard to get things for people when I can hardly get anything for myself, so there's that. I always try to get my girlfriend something anyway though.

Rich and without expectations? Teach me master.

all you need is luck and a nice voice; apparently.

Got that luck (except in this site), and that voice (but you've never heard me), now to get lucky!

Life sucks and people are complete meanies and blahblahblah I have so much work to do like literally I have a class where it's basically self teach and the teacher does nothing in class and gives you a bunch of work and another class where the information and what he asks you are so vague it's so dumb and then I'm not even far enough into my writing and stuff like my storygames are not even close to done but I'm losing inspiration and I think that a lot of chocolate will help because its good for the heart and soul and blhablhblah.
@Ford happy?

I was until I was tagged

xD

People know by now that I'm not really big on chocolate. But I was gifted a pizza for no particular reason

Damn. I wish someone loved me that much. I love pizza...

My Mama always told me life is like a box of chocolates. In the end only the nutty ones are left. ^_^

That's...actually pretty relatable.

xD We'll see about that. (Though you'll probably be right.)

I've got more!

My Mama always told me life is like a box of chocolates... Darth Vader was tempted by the dark side.

xD The dark side is so GOOD though. ;-;

Ooh, let me try.

My mama always told me life is like a box of chocolates...sure are a lot of brown ones in there. 

I'm so done right now.

More! More! I want more boxes of chocolate! ^-^

I have no way of getting you one...sorry.

My Mama always told me life is like a box of chocolates... You don't have one. ^_^

Damn, no need to remind me.

I think I'm the only one here that has a box. :/

nah I got a box it just doesn't have chocolate in it.

What does it have in it, Ford-sama? o-o

Probably dildos. (Since it's Ford)

anything can be a dildo so as long as their is something in the box it could be a dildo with the right attitude and a good thrust of the hips.

a dick

some tools, an unused transaction register, a white rag, a 6" caliper, some industrial strength cancerous glue, a pair of in-ear headphones, and a wireless mouse.

Who's? O.O What did you do this time?

Naomi14 is inactive, this is my account now. Explain, because that really pissed me off.

lel

What was Part1?

Let's not talk about it.

Please? *offers box of pizza*

Ask Ford. He shared it with everyone else on the site anyway.

Dammit I always miss out on these things. :(

it's okay. There's always next time and they'll always be saved on the discord server. even new ones are saved. Just recently minnieking told some kid to be my friend and PM me so of course that ended great :^)

BTW, speaking about Discord, how does that work? Do you talk among each other or chat? I really could use a hand. Do I need a headset?

The last time I used Discord voice chat was with people I've never met in person (but played League with) and somehow ended up with a convo about a party, getting drunk, and scantily clad girls. Otherwise, I just use the messaging function.

chat. but sometimes there's voice bants.

The point is that I've never received one and most likely never will.

My Mama always told me life is like a box of chocolate... It doesn't last long for fatties! ^_^

xDDDD

You know, now I think about it, "Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're going to get," doesn't make any sense! Didn't anyone tell Forest Gump's mother that it says what all the chocolates are on the back? 

;-; The box's back doesn't have anything on it. Now I will never know! T-T

Big sister is only gifted apples and never asks for anything more in return.

What about chocolate-covered apples?

That's also fine, so is caramel-covered apples.

I bought one as a Valentine's Day present, once. Those things are fucking disgusting. There's like a 1/3 chance you're eating toothpaste

They are. Even the chocolate my school sells is better.

I'm responsible for like a 1/3 of the replies to this. Oops.

Meh. xD

So... Chocolate?

I like chocolate.

Can I have one?

You can all have one. :)

Yay! I love chocolate. Which kind?

I have a lot of different kinds. I dunno the names of the finely crafted ones.

That's fine. Just no dark chocolate.

you do do you?

Yeah.

I can't believe I just read through all this utter shit.

I can't believe I started it. xD

No one's ever bought me chocolate....ahah..love's not for everyone......but in all reality, it's cause they are so freaking expensive, for a decent box of chocolates you could buy like four pizza's!! well where I am anyway. I'm sure in America you can buy like two kilo's of chocolate for bloody 20 cents.....life is funny that way (sorry, i always say that.

:3 *offers choco*

*Takes it* thanks friend :)

I got a whole box of Ferrero Rocher's for Christmas once. Like the whoel 48 CT ones.

:0 *mouth waters* I never finish those whole boxes because everyone else steals it from me. T-T
Wheeeee my name's bolded and red; I feel so happy.

Just hide them xD
Hooray! Congrats, Crescent!

I already tried that last time. If I hide them, they'll say I'm selfish and bad. xD It's chocolate though. ;-;
:D

My family are all lazy buggers that just give each other chocolate during the holiday season, and then we all break out in awful rashes because we're allergic to chocolate! It's very fun during the holiday season!

Nobody loves me so I don't get chocolates otherwise.

Want some wuv? *offers chocolate*

Sure *Devours chocolate*, Thank you!

I'm currently in the hospital again. (Inpatient Behavioral Health Unit, aka West 5, aka a "locked psych ward")

Someone brought me chocolate. I was trying to figure out who, because my short-term memory is shot. I had it pegged as my new "cuddle-friend" (we're not "official" but I think 4 "dates" makes us something, esp. when three were in the hospital. But when I raised the Case of the Mysterious Chocolate to her, she denied it. Laughing a little, at least. XD)

After much thought, I've come to the conclusion it was my parents, when they brought me my clothes etc. A bit disappointing that it wasn't secretly a courting-gift, but the chocolate is just as delicious. ^_~

Aww. :3 That's sweet. :D It may not be a courting gift, but it still shows love. ^-^

Yes. And it is was still delicious. ^_^

I've had these chocolates have a bit of alcohol in them. XD They actually tasted decent and gave me that "buzz" feeling. I ate two. And damn. I wanted more. T-T They were good and bad. :<

I'm not that big on alcohol.

Same. I just felt that I could succumb to it easily or something. ;-;