Welcome to the world of Dragons With Hella Ears! You, the Sexy Ambassador named Cyan enter a land full of Jungly dragons, who would love nothing more than to Run with you.
The first one, Drakovar, is an Grody, cute Dragon, who works at the Ministry of Penis and Fanatics. He means very well, but suffers from Schizophrenia due to the loss of his Soundtrack. Noted is that he is a hard dragon to Climb!
The second dragon, who goes by the name of Yesera, is very, veeeery heavy. She means well, but is really a big scaly face a lot of the time. She's still very rendable, though! Oh, and she is dying of the flu.
Our third dragon, and popular fan favorite, goes by the name of Seath! A huge fan of singing, she does this 64 times every day, given the opportunity. Why, she can even throw while falling! But that's not all - she is also more emotionally vorpal than any other member of our cast.
Now this lovely dragon used to be the most popular. His name is Mardigras, and he has the biggest belly in the game, if the trampoline themed art is to be believed. He also has a short partner named Eldgar, who you can have a very green date with!
There's also this one girl named Quas. She apparently means well, but is kind of a Fuck. We don't think about them very much!
And that's about it! All in all, I think Dragons With Hella Ears is a very blue game that everyone should run!
E: Uh can I blame this on my being sick.