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Anyone else have this huge thing of PMs just there. Normally, I would rifle through them and delete the unnecessary ones, but there's just so many atm and they look so similar—worried I might delete an important thread like I did last time. T-T

Make a backup alt and copy paste all your PMs into messages between you and it. Boom - no data lost but you may now delete all the PMs you copy-pasted to the other account. It's what I've done for Chanbot since I wasn't sure when I was gonna be banned. Also unless the PMs deal with info I'm gonna use in the future I pretty much instantly delete it if it's been inactive for more than a day.

T-T But how do you get threads with like 400+ messages into another thing? Wouldn't that take forever to try and highlight it all, copy it, and wait for it to paste into the other acct?

there's a great thing people made a long time ago called ctrl+a which selects all the text on a page. copy-paste that in a notepad and get rid of the crap you don't need like the stuff outside of PMs and then - wait for it - do it again *shock and awe | gasps from the crowd*

Also you can just highlight and drag down. 400 PMs is nothing. I highlighted 900 in a little under a minute.

Edit:: ah, fuck. I can't believe I've done this

Ye, but this thing tends to go down really slow. ;-; It's the ctrl + a i'm scared of, fordchan

Fordchan = new ship name for Ford and Chanbot

would that be gay pedophilia? Chanbot has a womans voice but I refer to him as my son and he's only a year old but at the same time he's just a program xD

#Ford-chan!

Ye. I kinda just make new threads every once in a while to avoid needing to load 900+ message pages lol

Only on rare occasions, people don't PM me much.

Aww. *pat* You're so friendly though. :<

Yeah, but my puns drive away the small minded. And 92% of people and unicorns are small minded.

Unicorns are cute. <3

They are fucking demons. I still have scars.

End has stopped sending random children my way and Seto is barely active anymore so I hardly ever get PMs now either, it's been strange. But I have very little computer time right now so I guess it works out.

I mentioned it in that thread End necroed but it seems like there's been less writing discussion in general going on around the site lately and that was the source of most of the PMing I used to do anyhow, so maybe these things are related.

Message me when your lonely I can spam you with lovable puns

If FordChan is a thing then MizalKing is a thing too.

See if you ship me now, fools.

What the hell man

FordChan! Holyshit the ship threads of old are going to happen again.

End will be pleased at the opportunity for more bannings.

Hundreds of them...

Pls stop now. xD I'm sorry, Ford. I don't want this thread nuked.

Actually I didn't really stop, so much that it's just that lately no random children have bothering me with their stupid questions, which in turn causes me to direct them to you and others.

Don't worry though, when it happens again, I'll be sending them your way (and others).

It probably helps that Berka bans them all.

Boo hoo. I sent you to fucking college and I didn't even get a thank you. 

... What? <(O-O)>

After all the sacrifices I've made for you I better get a spot on your profile. I wanted to be an actor but I put those dreams aside to help fund your contest dreams alongside Seto. 

Those funds were previously for Hollywood, y'know? 

pls no wendy's avatar. it turns me on more than the username thara turns me off :L

At least it's better then Ford

*than

child.

Fuck, it's the grammar police. I should have studied harder in high school.

Ford is such a beta cuck name that someone who *possibly* failed a founder would have.

ah! no! fatally wounded by weeb girl sexdoll-chan! how will I ever recover from this personalized unique insult?!

my poor feelings. I'm crushed and turned on - how terrible this world is!

There's no hope of recovery unfortunately. You can only wait for your *possible* eventual demise. 

You'll be more crushed under the weight of the ban hammer.

I nostalgia. 01/31/2021

Oh come on, that's not even one of the good wendy's pics, it's just another anime face, but somehow more grating.

Ever since I mistakenly made the #nsfw-wendys channel on the cys discord all vaguely wendys-like art is a mild to moderate turn on. It's a hard life man.

As far as I'm concerned, there's maybe like 4 conventionally hot NSFWendy images that are any good. The rest of them are dressed in petticoats and those weird Minnie-mouse-diapers that shouldn't turn you on unless you're a fucking pedophile. You fucking pedophile.

...there's kind of a lot lot lot more than that.

there are at least 4 different nsfw comics and several hundred nsfw images xD

If you've surfed long enough to become a conniseur of Wendy's porn, you've already lost... At life. In general. A real man fucks the starbucks mascot.

there's a couple wendy x starbucks mermaid pics out there xD

That's cheating. She has actual legs in half those pictures.

What the actual fuck is this. I mean really? We're talking about Wendy now?

Ford couldn't control his lust for Wendy's hamburgers. I'll take full responsibility for this entire situation.

This is a site full of sandwich fetishists. You should always assume that people will lust after Wendy's hamburgers.

At least nobody is lusting for that greast mcDonalds shit

Yeah, we don't talk about McDonalds Sandwiches... They're, like, the Sandwhich-Porn eqivalent of people who masturbate to pinups drawn in the style of Garfield. Is it a sandwich? Yeah, but it's shit in every meaningful way.

I like Wendys hamburgers, but Ford is the only person I know who lusts for them. Bleh.

You insensitive chungus, there are many people out there who do. It's just that they're in the closet or some shit and it's your fault for not making them feel comfortable enough to say that or something.

Someone should make a fighting game using all the fast food mascots.

Everyone except McDonalds and KFC is unfairly disadvantaged. Wendy's just a little kid, whereas you have a serial killer from an acid trip dimension and a crazy old chef with actual war experience fighting everyone else. The Noid has speed, and he's probably a boxer, so there's some advantage in that regard, but he's small, wiry, and probably not the best choice to pit up against fully grown dudes.

Burger King has super stealth. Dude just fucking shows up behind people all the time.

Little Caesar should at least have some sort of army, though I guess it wouldn't help him in singles combat.

This is some interesting fast-food lore.

Jack could stab everyone with that pointy-ass nose of his.

Jack's head would melt at room temperature. Although I guess he's bigger than Ronald, so he has that going for him, even if Ronald allegedly does Karate.

Despite popular belief, his head is actually made of plastic, not real ice cream.

Yeah, and The Colonel isn't actually a Colonel, (And dead) Wendy is a chunky 40-year old CEO lady, Ronald is a dead old man who was never actually a clown nor from a surreal hellscape made of salt and fast food, Little Caesar is a crack-addicted dwarf porn star who only does period pieces in ancient times, and The Burger King never fucking existed. So you can fuck right off, because the only way that this battle is going to be interesting to watch/imagine is if we go by their internal canon. In that case, Jack Box is a fucking ice cream cone, and honestly was never intended for combat to begin with.

He could kick any of those fucking old greaseballs assholes anyday

The Colonel would kick his ass. A single canestroke to that mushy ice cream head and he's lobotomized before he's even in punching distance of the guy. Ronald has displayed martial arts skills before, and would be able to knock the heavy-headed Jack to the ground, where his head would be squished merely by touching the ground and disrupt his head organs. Noid, Wendy, and Caesar are all a head or more shorter than Jack is, and since Jack has no neck and his icecream-ass head was built directly into his shoulders, he cannot look down to see them without crouching and giving up his mobility or opening up his guard. Jack is fucking useless in a fight and he's dead, period.

Jack can blind opponents by throwing ice cream at them, and he could easily snap that old fuckers bones, the colonel is like, seventy.

Jack could hit Ronald with his fucking motorcycle, where are his martial arts now?

Jack could fucking spear those short assholes with his nose, and fyi, he can look down, he has done so many times.

Plus this would be an all v all, not an all vs Jack.

I was describing how utterly hopeless it would be for Jack in 1v1. Each was how they could individually take him easily.

The Colonel has been made virtually indestructible with his 11 herbs and spices and the blood of his virgins. He also can't get in range without his squishy-ass head getting caned in.

If we're bringing vehicles into this, which of course we are, this boot was headed for Jack's ass to begin with, and he was fucked no matter what.

Even then, his nose is too short to ram into someone and do much damage without getting the person in perfecft range to smash his vulnerable non-skull, even assuming it's hard enough, it could be simply ripped out of his melting head flesh, and his eyes are flat and lenseless, (Meaning he'll have terrible eye focus) and on different angles of his spherical head, meaning not only are his eyes crippled and ineffective, but he will always be seeing two similar blurry images at once.

The only way to know for sure who would win is if someone somehow got them all together for a deathmatch

The Burger King never existed? Thought I saw him with Floyd Mayweather before he fought Pacquiao. The King

Hell, if Little Caesar has an army, the Colonel should at least have a chicken plantation and slaves. Though, that'd also mean the clown would have Grimace, Hamburglar, and that bird chick, but hell, they might actually be a disadvantage given how stupid and useless they each were individually.

Actually, the fighting game M.U.G.E.N. probably has a few of those. I remember playing as the Japanese Ronald McDonald (or "Ronard McDonard" I suppose). He was really scary and had bendy arms.

 

Apparently someone made a picture of a fast food mascot fighting game.

http://orig05.deviantart.net/5599/f/2007/284/0/b/extra_value_combo_alpha_by_lysol_jones.jpg

Probably would have replaced the over mitt or Carl Jr. with Big Boy.

Rule 49 of the internet: the OP is not what the thread is about.

I guess I'm okay with that since I got my question answered. Just don't make this into a fast food fetish thread.

It already is.

Lobster porn is popping up so much in a discord of mine I practically want to kill lobsters on sight. I also have to choke out the person responsible for this because he has a lobster fetish...

But  you didn't send me to college. No fair :(

Lots of nostalgic memories, and then an archive I'm keeping for Ryder just in case there's some truth behind those postal Mad-Max eyes.

I have about 3 threads of about three messages...

I also nostalgia.