Hi. I am Tim.
Being Tim, you'd expect to forget a few things. But that shouldn't include your own birthday, right?
THINK AGAIN, SMART GUY.
Not only did I forget my birthday, but nobody I knew even noticed. Not even loved ones. Dang.
Well, this sucks. Guess I'm just gonna go lie down and cry like a lil' baby. Or maybe watch Netflix, I dunno. Laters.
-Tim