*Rises from the black lagoon, thunder crackling overhead*
THE NEWBIE HATH BEEN SUMMONED!
...Yeah, hi.
I thought I might as well obey the command of the supreme site mail. I believe it said, to quote, "That-a-way, dumbo, if you feel like announcing to an orchestras' worth of masters of the written word who have raised this site from the first line of code that you're a glorified baby tentacle creature with a typewriter."
So here I am! Message me any time, I swear I don't bite (tentacle creatures don't have teeth). I'm always up for RPS, unless I'm dead. This site looks like a lot of fun!