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Hi, I am a very obnoxious person. Nice to meet you all.

Noted and noticed.

Good to know.

Haven't there already been several monkey and ape king accounts here?

Maybe not the same guy though, I remember the other as being really dumb in the 'struggles to form simple sentences' kind of way. Probably couldn't have spelled obnoxious without a lot of assistance.

I am brand new to this website. Really.

I guess welcome. Good luck.

Thanks.

Hahaha. I've met one obnoxious person here so far. Been here for a day. New myself. Theres levels to everything though and I hope you're the lowest level of obnoxious. Anyways welcome to Chooseyourstory.com. 

I try not to make people kill themselves from my obnoxiusness.

So far you're all talk about this obnoxiousness thing, let's see you back up these claims.

You SURE?!?! Cause BVGUJNBVGHJNBVGHN FREDDIE MERCURY FOR LIFE BORN TO BE KINGS WE ARE THE PRINCES OF THE UNIVERSE!!!!!

This isn't obnoxious, not even close on this site in particular. *shrugs*

You sound like a child with something to prove *pats head* now run along back to mama. ^_^

Be glad I don't bring the sarcasm, Ever so wise one.

*preens like some sort of weird, overgrown peacock who doesn't understand sarcasm*

But seriously, you got a sky-high bar/standard to even qualify as obnoxious. x'D

Anyone think this should go to the lounge, because this has squat to do with introducing noobs like myself.

I think it does. You said you're obnoxious and people for whatever reason wants to see how obnoxious you can be XD

Good point Crystal Inferno. To be honest I was really just goofing around when I said that. And can you tell Seto that his/her profile picture looks like a porno character. The ugly kind.

>looks like a porno character

wait wut

Shhh you're too young for that stuff. Though, you're partly right :P the things I can do with my fingers.

Now now, I have to ask though. How long did it take for you to come up with that? More than a few hours? And still, you could only reply with that. *sigh* where is all the sass and wit? People are right, your generation is practically doomed. Are all teenagers this boring? :( You might as well have just said poopyhead.

So you ARE an old lady!!!

*insert did you just assume my gender meme and rambles about the 8000+ genders that exist and how I identify as a potato*

And really? Again with the unoriginal replies :( smh

You disappoint me further and further.

I forgot to add the /man. But seriously, you did say that my generation is doomed, identifying you as someone much older than me, and besides, where did you get potato from? Oh well. I have much better things to do than argue with an ancient porno character.

I have no desire to be in the same generation as you. Even if I was only like, say, 1-9 years older, still; You stay on that side of the fence with the other mewling quims, and I'll stay on this side ^_^

It's a meme ¯\_(  )_/¯ disappointment continues.

I'm sorry, do I hear my life calling? I know I can continue later, seeing as how you obviously don't have a life to distract you from this witty back and forth banter.

Well, I am at work, and I have nothing better to do, that is true. Honestly, unless someone screws up bad, I shouldn't have anything else to do. (Though the competency of half my coworkers are about as questionable as your insults and wisdom so I'm sure someone will fuck up something again. 

You do keep replying, by the way. I have an excuse; sheer boredom. Please, enlighten me with yours.

Have fun.

I am x3

Wolfenstein 2 ftw :P

And not even a very sad excuse. Smh. You're not as entertaining as Stray Cat :(

Thou hadst been reduced to a babbling brickhead.

Well, I double-posted. RIP 

Just like you. Stray cat sounds like your psycholgical twin.

Hmm, but I would say my replies have some form of wit or intelligence. Yours is the written equivalent of smearing shit everywhere.

Indeed, just what I'd expect from a thirteen year old who uses elementary school humor.

Have you seen bruce almighty? remember when he kept doing that air saxophone where that one note he stopped on had his middle finger in the air? Yeah I'm doing that to you right now, MinnieKing.

Wolfenstein 2 = a very prehyped game. Actually did end up buying it before it got any reviews from people due to the fact that my friends were basically killing me with "have you bought it yet." Still have not started it, but it's sitting there in my Steam games. 

If you don't know either of these, I pity you. Very much. :( it's ok. Someday your parents might buy you things.

Stray Cat was someone else who was kind of a better version of you. He eventually fell into the dark void of insanity and many say to this day, he still haunts every single website, shouting childish insults.

Smh. Some people are just sad.

And the last line was because I did ask for your excuse :P if you find these words so idiotic, then pray tell me why you reply. Instead you do the equivelant of trying to back out of it the whole,"you're not gonna reply." But oh look. Replies.

Hey. Sorry about acting like a jerk earlier. I made some poor comments earlier. Sorry. We possibly could have been friends.Forgive and forget?(awkward shrug). This only applies to Seto and anyone else I have angered. NOT MinnieKing!

I wouldn't be speaking bitch. Don't insult Seto. x3

 

 

Well, judging from your behavior it seems you aren't obnoxious. Just stupid.

Welcome to the site.

Well, if you are trying to get me to shut up, or just hurt my feelings, TOO BAD! You failed. Suck it. Nice to meet you by the way. No hard feelings for what I said right? (mischievious hand wringing).

I'm not trying to get you to shut up, that would however be an added bonus. I'm simply informing you that judging from the quality of your posts, you appear to be a really insecure twelve year old.

Nice to meet you friend! \(^_^)

2 things. A, I am 13. My birthday was the 16th. And B. You named yourself after Mickie Mouse's girlfriend. Kinda lame there.

You're thirteen and you still say "suck it" as an insult?

Anyways, if you weren't such an ignora-mouse you'd know that the name of the character is Mickey Mouse. I didn't name myself after Minnie Mouse, it was just an unfortunate coincidence. Not sure what that particular thing has to do with this thread though.

Another 2 things. A. Yeah, suck it (Gives you the finger), and B, The username is my birthdate and the fact that I was named after the hindu monkey king.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=l60MnDJklnM

Bullguard blocked the link. Parental advisory stuff.

It was a clip of Michael Jordan saying, "Stop it, get some help."

You're welcome. :^)

It's a monkey god dumbass. His name is Hanuman-ji. Jesus Christ, read your mythology. 

He might be talking about his real name being Hanuman-ji or a variation of that name.

Or maybe he looks like a goddamn monkey in real life. :p

 

 

All of you, give it a rest. Some teasing is okay, I deserve it. But you are all going TOO ****ING FAR!!! So please leave me alone now.

One person is not exactly all.

You do realize I already offered to make peace, right? Since I am a nice guy, I will offer again. Forgive and forget?

P.S. Here is a picture of balin, the monkey king. http://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/e9/95/18/e99518ad32433538db670f2c8901ae97.jpg. It is said he could steal half his enemie's strength before battle.

I still would love to know which mythology he's from :( the only monkey kings I know of is Vali and Wukong.

And I'm confused why you keep doing that, but okay. It's not like I've been doing anything.

It is HINDU!!! And by make peace, I mean I don't insult you, you don't insult me, and if you are an administrator, you don't dock all my points. EndMaster already did that. I am still boycotting his stories.

Hindu? Hmm Balin isn't...hmm

Thought the Hindu one was Vali/Bali/Ramayana, but maybe balin was another variation of his name.

And oh come on, where have I been insulting you? *raises an eyebrow* Already dropped it a long time ago, but if you regard everything else I say as an insult, okay.

You are probably right on the name thing. Sorry about the whole perceiving thing. The other commenters make me paranoid.

Well, Hanuman is known by other names, but I know that it isn't Balin, because I KNOW my mythology because I read all of those legends in my free-time. Also, I technically worship the Hindu/Greek/Roman/Christian god(s). 

Good job, that'll show him! Fcuk the mods, we have the power of the people!!!!

He doesn't have the balls to say the real word. 

I assume the guy knows what he was named after and although yes, he is a dumbass, you're really splitting hairs over semantics here.

Although I was just assuming a Journey to the West reference until he mentioned Hindu.

It is balin who I was named after. Pronounced Bah-lin.

Wait, Balin?

Honestly, I've never heard of a monkey king named Balin. Which mythology is this from? I'm really into mythology and some new myths would be nice :O

Yeah, that was who I was thinking of when I heard Balin too. 

x'D

Ahahha, now I have the urge to reread everything Tolkien again.

I thought of the dwarf when he said Balin. Maybe this kid looks like Golem in real life or something. :p 

Nice pun.

ook... hi :)

Hi!

You must be pretty obnoxious to receive such remarks from the ever kind Seto. I don't believe there's any rewards for accomplishing that task, though. 

"I don't believe there's any rewards for accomplishing that task, though."

Sure aren't. Quite the opposite in fact.

Giving people negative rewards for the things they do must be pretty fun. Or is it just becoming another day at the CYS office for you now?

Depends on the frequency. Haven't given out any negative rewards lately so this one was fun.

It was also more merciful than an outright banning.

I'm glad that you're still having fun with things. 

So far this one has been confined to his thread alone with the majority of his posts, but if he were to spread his brand of self proclaimed obnoxiousness then his banning would be probably welcomed and much more merciful to some. :P  

Welcome to CYStia.

So, it seems you don't quite fit into the forums. You even managed to get Seto to insult you, of all people! I'm not all that optimistic about your writing either, but we'll see.
So what's left? Oh yes, reading! There are a lot of wonderful things here, like:

• Imagination
• 4 Little Mice,
• The Adventures of Phoebe McGee,
• A Very Special Choose Your Story
• or most of the Edutainment section.

Of course, if you think you are too cool for this, just go read the featured stories. But be careful, some of them are scarry! :)

Tbf, their story's pretty good so far:

This is the first page in your adventure game. To change this text or edit the page further, switch the page view by clicking on the edit button above.

Perhaps just a bit uncreative though. Feels like I've seen this intro a million times before.

I see that every time I look at my storygame with a guilty feeling :(

>->

Wtf happened here. Jeezus.

Howdy.

Not obnoxious enough.

Welcome Mr. Sir.

Well, judging from this thread, I can safely say that you're right- you are pretty damn obnoxious.

Still stupid though, don't get me wrong.

Flee from this thread before you get infected with ebola or cancer. 

lol

I've missed alot it seems haha. On a side note... love the way typing is set up like Microsoft word on here :)