'85 - '02 list of things to do in the years of the past:
- Buy bitcoins
- Get all the good usernames on everything; like
[email protected]
- Buy big tech company stock early
- Take the day off to watch 9/11 happen live on TV
- - Convince friends and coworkers to skip the day and come over to casually watch TV with me early in the morning. Gather snacks, friends, a CD with the
benny hill theme on it to play on repeat as everything goes down.
- - - Set up an intermission between planes wherein
Spanish Flea plays and continues as people begin to jump.
- Start a dog shelter charity for stray animals and hop on that Sarah McGloughgan shit super early.
- Live my lifelong dream of being able to buy a burger, gas, make payments on a car, afford a house, and live mildly comfortably for a few years and retire at any age less than 80.
- Vote for romney
- Vote for obama
- Murder someone
And many other things I'll probably think of when I get there. I'll probably also mess with random people and subtly "predict" the future like "yeah damn shame the WTC got that truck bomb. They should've used an airplane or something I mean it'd do more damage y'know but oh well anyways you like Sarah McGloughgan?"