Lesbian Lance is the best, because of how insanely phallic a lance is.
Bi Battleaxe is good, because battle-axe's are doubled bladed so they can hit both ways, like a bisxeual.
Straight Sword is fine, I guess.
Ace Mace is good because maces, like life as an asexual, have no point.
Furry Flail and Incel Noose were other nice ones.
Bullwhip bestialist, because they could actually use their weapon as part of their fun.C
Celibate Castle, because they don't get to take part in the fighting and instead stay in their castles, alone, trying.