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Black, Female or Gay?

4 years ago

Might as well post this on the forum…

So we’re doing a fun exercise of picking the opposite of what you are, so if you’re a straight white guy for example, you MUST change one of these things meaning black, female or gay.

Obviously if you’re a different gender, orientation or race, the choices change. A female would get male as a choice instead. Bisexuals get Ace and vice versa.

The question of what if you're not black or white has come up, and that one mostly remains the same. If you're any other color but white, you get the option of being white since that's always the opposite of any darkie color. (If you're asian and you REALLY want to trade down by picking black you can I suppose)

I imagine the race one will get some debate since people like to argue around here.


So far these are the results:

1. End: Straight White Male - Straight Black Male

2. Killa: Straight White Male - Straight White Female

3. Gower: Straight White Male - Gay White Male

4. Steve: Bi White Male - Bi Black Male

5. Cricket: Straight White Female - Straight Black Female

6. Axiom: Gay White Female - Straight White Female

7. Ficsean: Straight White Male - Straight White Female

8. Digit: Straight White Male - Straight Black Male

9. Mizal: Straight White Female - Straight White Male

10. Sentinel: Straight White Male - Straight Black Male

11. Wibbons: Straight White Male - Straight White Female

12. Ghost: Straight White Female - Straight Black Female

13. Coins: Straight Yellow Male - Straight Black Male

14. Mayana: Ace White Female - Bi White Female

15. Ford: Straight White Male - Gay White Male

16. Leora: Ace White Female - Ace White Male

17. Chris: Bi White Male - Bi Black Male

18. Mathias: Straight White Male - Straight White Female

19. Austinc: Straight White Male - Gay White Male

20. Tim: Ace White Male - Ace Black Male

21. C6H8O6: Straight White Male - Gay White Male

22. Sabley: Bi White Female - Bi Black Female

23. TBG: Gay White Male - Gay Black Male

24. Kurio: Straight White Male - Gay White Male

25. Briar: Straight White Female - Gay White Female

26. AYT: Bi Yellow Female - Bi White Female

27. Corgi: Straight White Male - Straight Black Male

28. Ninja: Straight White Male - Straight Black Male

29. Turnip: Straight White Male - Gay White Male

30. Tian: Straight Black Male - Straight White Male

31. Jazz: Straight White Male - Straight Black Male

32. Dezzo: Straight White Male - Straight White Female

33. Ozoni: Straight Yellow Male - Gay Yellow Male

34. Algae: Bi White Male - Bi Black Male

35. Oracle: Bi White Female - Bi White Male

36. Mara: Straight White Female - Gay White Female

37. Trickle: Bi White Male - Ace White Male

38. Nehal: Ace Brown Female - Ace White Female

39. Beta: Straight White Male - Straight White Female

40. IAP: Straight White Male - Straight Black Male

41. Will: Straight White Male - Gay White Male

42. Chef: Bi White Male - Ace White Male

43. DarkSpawn: Straight Brown Male - Straight White Male

44. Lobo: Straight White Male - Straight Black Male

45. Domitus: Straight Black Male - Straight Black Female

46. Shadowdrake: Straight White Male - Straight White Female

47. Wildblue: Straight White Female - Straight Black Female

48. Stupid: Straight White Female - Straight Black Female

49. Norm: Straight Yellow Female - Straight White Female

50. Victim: Straight Yellow Male - Straight White Male

51. Serpent: Straight White Male - Straight White Female

52. FistedDave: Straight Black Male - Straight White Male

53. Megumeme: Bi Yellow Male - Bi White Male

54. Brad: Gay Brown Male - Straight Brown Male

55. MysticWarrior: Straight Yellow Female - Straight White Female

56. LJacko: Straight White Male - Straight White Female

57. Thara: Bi Brown Female - Bi White Female

58. Clamurai: Straight White Male - Straight Black Male

59. Malk: Straight White Male - Straight Black Male

60. Gandalf: Straight White Male - Gay White Male

61. Jester: Straight White Male - Straight Black Male

62. Zass: Straight Brown Male - Straight White Male

63. Crescent: Straight Yellow Female - Straight Yellow Male

64. Canary: Gay Brown Male - Gay White Male

65. Yummyfood: Straight White Male - Straight Black Male

66. Gryphon: Ace White Female - Ace White Male

67. Ebon: Straight Brown Male - Straight White Male

68. Lux: Straight White Female - Straight Black Female

69. Celicni: Straight White Male - Straight White Female

70. Stargirl: Straight White Female - Straight White Male

71. Carpenter: Straight Yellow Female - Straight Yellow Male

72. Green: Straight White Female - Gay White Female

73. CakeyPop: Bi Brown Female - Bi Brown Male

74. Enter: Straight White Male - Straight Black Male

75. Peng: Straight Yellow Male - Straight White Male

76. Wizzy: Straight White Male - Straight Black Male

77. Petros: Straight Brown Male - Straight Brown Female

78. TCat: Straight Brown Female - Straight Brown Male

79. Fresh: Straight White Female - Gay White Female

80. DBNB: Straight White Male - Straight Black Male

81. Abge: Straight White Female - Gay White Female

82. TPara: Straight White Male - Straight Black Male

83. CP: Bi Brown Female - Ace Brown Female


YOU MUST CHOOSE!

Black, Female or Gay?

4 years ago

Okay Axiom has answered. Thank you for this very important information.

Also deleted the original thread because it was retarded and this is obviously way better.

Black, Female or Gay?

4 years ago

Bi White Female change to Bi White Male

Black, Female or Gay?

4 years ago

um, cool.

Black, Female or Gay?

4 years ago

Ficsean: Straight White Male - Straight White Female

Black, Female or Gay?

4 years ago
Wibbons: Straight White Male
Change: Straight White Female.
Not only would this get CYS to call me a guy finally, but I being female would piss my father off more than if I was black. I'd enjoy his illogical suffering.

Black, Female or Gay?

4 years ago
Digit chooses black.

Black, Female or Gay?

4 years ago

Uh...alright...let’s see...

Shoujo: Straight brown female - Gay yellow female

Black, Female or Gay?

4 years ago
You're just unhappy with yourself all around.
Understandable.

Black, Female or Gay?

4 years ago

Updated the list.

Thanks to those that have participated so far, this is all very important.

Black, Female or Gay?

4 years ago

Hey you missed adding mine.

Black, Female or Gay?

4 years ago

Because you answered like a retard and changed two of your traits. Not to mention yellow wasn't a choice.

Besides, you keep claiming you're male one moment and female the next on here anyway.

Black, Female or Gay?

4 years ago

Alright, sorry.

Straight brown female - Gay brown female 

Black, Female or Gay?

4 years ago

Throwing out your results on account of you being a tranny and if your antics in the poem thread are any indication, you'll be getting banned by Mizal soon anyway.

Black, Female or Gay?

4 years ago
A pleasure to be of assistance, sir

Black, Female or Gay?

4 years ago

Straight Yellow Male- Straight Black Male 

Black, Female or Gay?

4 years ago
Hmm, I don't really know. All of those changes seem about equal. I don't really want to change anything, I'm happy as is, but if one of those did magically change, that's also fine. But I guess I'd better pick one.
Ace White Female - Bi White Female.
EDIT: It seems us blindies have to follow different rules. So I shall obey our great lord's command and change my answer.
Blind White Female - Blind Black Female.

Black, Female or Gay?

4 years ago

Nah, I was sort of joking about Sighted, Black or Male.

Black, Female or Gay?

4 years ago
Leora: ace white female - ace white male

reason: she wants our changes to compliment each other

Black, Female or Gay?

4 years ago

Ace white male - ace black male

I don't wanna have to ask for an N word pass anymore

Black, Female or Gay?

4 years ago
We all know you were a 35 year old black man anyway.

Black, Female or Gay?

4 years ago

Straight White Male - Straight White Female for me

Black, Female or Gay?

4 years ago

Avery: Straight White Female - Anime Pedo Child Snuff Fetishest... Long story. cheeky

Black, Female or Gay?

4 years ago

Straight White Male - Gay White Male

Black, Female or Gay?

4 years ago

Updated. Thank you. Glad to see more people participating in this very important project.

Black, Female or Gay?

4 years ago

I will also have to go Ace White Male - Ace Black Male

I may not be able to avoid racial stereotypes or avoid police confrontation, but at least I won't have a dad.

Black, Female or Gay?

4 years ago

Straight White Male - Gay White Male

Black, Female or Gay?

4 years ago

Were you originally from CoG?

Black, Female or Gay?

4 years ago

No I was not.

Black, Female or Gay?

4 years ago

Okay, I thought you mentioned you wandered over from there.

Black, Female or Gay?

4 years ago

No. That must have been someone else. 

Black, Female or Gay?

4 years ago
Bi White Female - Ace, blackest black possible, male.

Black, Female or Gay?

4 years ago

You can only pick one. You can't change all of them.

Black, Female or Gay?

4 years ago
Opps, sorry. I misunderstood.
Bi White Female - Bi Blackest black possible female

Black, Female or Gay?

4 years ago

Gay White Male - Gay Black Male

Black, Female or Gay?

4 years ago

straight white male - straight green male

Black, Female or Gay?

4 years ago

Pretty sure that's illegal

Black, Female or Gay?

4 years ago

Briar's entry certain is.

Black, Female or Gay?

4 years ago

Fine, I'll be a lesbian. cheeky

Black, Female or Gay?

4 years ago

sorry for being a douchnozzle orc

 

straight while male...straight black male

Black, Female or Gay?

4 years ago

Straight White Male - Gay White Male

Black, Female or Gay?

4 years ago

Really curious what the point of this excercize is. cheeky

Black, Female or Gay?

4 years ago

Don't worry, it's really important.

Black, Female or Gay?

4 years ago

Bi Mixed Female - Bi White Female

I think. I don’t really know how this works. 

Black, Female or Gay?

4 years ago

Yep, you're good.

Black, Female or Gay?

4 years ago

The only viable option here would to be black.

 

Black, Female or Gay?

4 years ago

N words of CYStia unite

Black, Female or Gay?

4 years ago

Lmao

Black, Female or Gay?

4 years ago

Literally the only reason I chose to be black.

Black, Female or Gay?

4 years ago

So shouldn't you be "The Blackened God"?

Black, Female or Gay?

4 years ago

If only...

Black, Female or Gay?

4 years ago

I vote we get experimental surgery to give us black skin tones so we don't have to ask for N word passes anymore.

Black, Female or Gay?

4 years ago

Reverse Michael Jackson

Black, Female or Gay?

4 years ago
Why not just use dark brown makeup that covers your face?

Black, Female or Gay?

4 years ago

So blackface?

Black, Female or Gay?

4 years ago

Too easy, not permanent. We have to become black men, not dress up as them. Only then can we say the N word without persecution.

Black, Female or Gay?

4 years ago

Straight White Male - Straight Black Male.

I almost chose woman, but then realized I couldn't be a gay woman. In order to avoid the schlongs, I'll just be black. The lesser or two evils, amirite?

Black, Female or Gay?

4 years ago

Don't forget you get a forever N word pass.

Black, Female or Gay?

4 years ago

I think I'd pass up on the Hard R even if I was black, although it would be nice to not look over my shoulder when using a Soft A. 

Black, Female or Gay?

4 years ago

Turnip: Straight White Male - Gay White Male

Black, Female or Gay?

4 years ago

Tian: Straight Black Male - Straight White Male

I know I'm a little late to the party, but I'm happy to contribute in this exercise.

Black, Female or Gay?

4 years ago

Cool, 30 people now. Good sample size this time around.

Black, Female or Gay?

4 years ago

Straight White Male - Straight White Female

 

Black, Female or Gay?

4 years ago

Now of course there is always room for more people to answer but for now 30 is enough to analyze.

Total: 35

Before

Straight: 23
Gay: 2
Bi: 5
Ace: 5
White: 31
Black: 4
Male: 25
Female: 10

After

Straight: 16
Gay: 9
Bi: 6
Ace: 4
White: 20
Black: 15
Male: 24
Female: 11

EDIT: Ongoing updates after the first 30 are still occurring, the analysis was written with the first 30 in mind.

The results in general were quite interesting. I tried to pose this question a couple times in the past on here, but most were being faggots that had no sense of fun. Glad to see everyone is more compliant this time.

Anyway let’s move on to the deep analysis

Orientation:

Okay this was the big one with all sorts of crazy selections.

Unsurprisingly most here claimed to be straight, but given the disturbing amount of folks who willingly became gay afterwards, the only logical conclusion that there are a lot of people here in the closet. (Which isn’t surprising either)

The gay and bi folks were predictably comfortable with their degeneracy, though in at least one case, one wished to be straight. Unsurprisingly this person was female, proving the theory that even when hardcore lesbians, all females want dick.

Finally CYS has always strangely attracted a lot of aces. There were in fact as many of them as there were Gay/bi folk (Or at least the ones out of closet) This ratio didn’t change too much as most remained comfortable with their sexless natures. But again there are always exceptions and one suddenly wanted to be a sex maniac.

It’s been proposed that most of the ones identifying as ace are really just straight people with low sex drives. There is some evidence of this as most of them if pressed will express more desire for the opposite gender. Either way, they’re still a good counter balance for the large amount closeted gays on the site.

Race:

This one had some minor rule breaks, but nothing that really made a difference. For example a few of the members aren’t strictly “white” but look white enough that it wouldn’t matter too much. One in particular is such a damn weeb he might as well be white.

Also non-whites of any kind were originally supposed to only change to white if that’s the trait they wished to change, however some picked black instead. I decided to allow this because fuck it that’s why.

The results of this were quite interesting as many chose to change to black more than anything else.

Now it could be surmised that several CYStians feel an affinity to black culture and identify with the plight of the black folks, but in reality most just want the ability to say “nigga” or even “nigger” freely without potential repercussions in real life. Which I suppose is still part of black culture.

More than a few of the non-straight people also picked black proving that the white gay/bi folks want to say nigga freely just as much as their straight counterparts.

Gender:

This one didn’t change too much. Happily most were more or less seems fine with the genitals they were born with.

Females picking male were picking it more for the advantages more than anything else and I can’t say I blame them. At least one of these females is practically a guy in all but penis having so the results were hardly surprising.

While it may cause some eyebrow raising for the males that picked female, this shouldn’t automatically be a sign of being a closet tranny. While that may be the case for a few, some straight dudes were probably just too racist to pick black instead.

Conclusions:

If these changes took place, CYS would be a whole lot blacker and gayer. While one could say this would make the place a lot more diverse and CoG like, it should be noted that the general attitudes would probably not change too much other than the forums being filled with the word nigga rather than faggot more.

Actually even with the increase in gay/bi folks, we’d probably still be throwing around the word faggot a lot. I’m sure more than a few references would be made about CYStia being a literal site for Gayniggers From Outer Space.

Remember being a CYStian isn’t about whether or not you have a dick, or like to suck dick, or your dick size due to your genetic background, it’s about not being a faggot and if you can’t accomplish that simple task, well the CoG forums are over that way.

Black, Female or Gay?

4 years ago

nice write up, maybe next time you should start with a hypothesis to see if your conclussions match your educationed guess as to what the results are.  I would envision males having a harder time giving up the "power" that comes with masculinitiy as opposed to race or sexual orientation or ace whatever that is...sorry for my ignorance.  Sorry for going off track and being an asshole and stating green, the massive pollen strikes in North Carolina recently have my most important senses in critical condition.

Black, Female or Gay?

4 years ago
Despite the rather heartwarming conclusion to this study, I am grateful this situation is fictional.
Thanks for holding it.

Black, Female or Gay?

4 years ago
I'm sorry I'll never be able to glimpse the alternate universe Lounge that's all about saying nigga and sucking dick. Although I considered being a lesbian, I ultimately picked male instead just because I can see no reason not to gain +2 to jar opening checks and be granted tree peeing powers if the opportunity were offered. I'm kind of curious what the results would be if this question where given to a bunch of mostly straight black guys. Also Gower had a good suggestion for an alternate version, and that was choosing one of these if you had to live 100 years ago. My answer still wouldn't change but I'd bet a bunch of guys would go gay instead since that's a little easier to keep to yourself and nobody wants to get lynched or be expected to crank out 19 babies.

Black, Female or Gay?

4 years ago

Well growing up in 1919 Detroit would be pretty fucking dangerous as a black man considering the KKK had a very strong presence there at the time oddly enough. Though given the current state of Detroit, the chances of surviving as a black man are probably about the same, I'd just be getting killed by cosplay gone too far as opposed to black on black crime.

But I suppose if it was 100 years ago, I'd pick female and just be one of those teetotalers that were going on about the evils of alcohol and demanding voting rights. That should drive away most of the male suitors (Not that I'd probably have many in the first place if I still have the same "attractiveness level" as a female, lol) , avoid the whole baby making process and achieve childless spinsterhood without the whole rug munching bit.

Black, Female or Gay?

4 years ago

Female End's suitors would primarily be Muslim with the whole dark robe thing. 

Black, Female or Gay?

4 years ago
Good to know you'll still be trolling everyone around you no matter what the circumstances.

Black, Female or Gay?

4 years ago
Some people are into dwarves though.

Black, Female or Gay?

4 years ago

not understanding a female not having tree peeing powers. Maybe its because i attended a party university, but ive witnessed a female peeing on a tree with an airhockey puck up her ass at one of my shindigs

Black, Female or Gay?

4 years ago
But enough about your mom...

Black, Female or Gay?

4 years ago

Lol

Black, Female or Gay?

4 years ago

For nowadays, how things would change for me where I live if I were black is a mystery, but I have a decent idea of how they would if I were male, and I prefer the known to the unknown. The biggest change in my life at my current age would probably be related to losing IRL favored daughter status and having different expectations, but I would also be the eldest son. Plus tree-peeing powers. That would be cool.
Being bisexual is not worth considering, of course.

Pretty sure North Dakota didn't have enough colored folks a hundred years ago to have much of a problem, excluding the Indians. So if I were black a hundred years ago, things would still suck, but I'd probably be better off than most.
Female in 1919 would be better than just a few decades before too, and I'd get the right to vote in a year. Things wouldn't be ideal, but it wouldn't totally suck.
However, since normal white male is an option, of course I'll take it.

Black, Female or Gay?

4 years ago
Damn, this site is a massive sausage fest. :p

Black, Female or Gay?

4 years ago
Yes and with two out of three options forcing straight guys to love the dick, it's no wonder they all went black.

Black, Female or Gay?

4 years ago

Straight Mixed Male - Gay Mixed Male

Black, Female or Gay?

4 years ago

I'm not brown, I'm white-yellow. Woops.

Black, Female or Gay?

4 years ago

Hmm, what a difficult trade off. Let's see.

I'm brown, female and my sexuality is the void. Can I be a gay little boy? Like, a really gay, glittery little boy? Can I be 12? Can I be Flapjack from the hit childrens show, The Marvelous Misandventures Of Flapjack? Is this what this thread is for? Can I leave a trail of glitter wherever I go? Can my voice sound like a thousand tiny stars gone through a blender of feathers? Can I wear aggresively short shorts? Can I go to boarding school? Can I have a quiff? Can I have a bunch of cute little animal friends, but I'm not a disney princess I'm a gay little 12 year old boy? Can I

Black, Female or Gay?

4 years ago
No.

Black, Female or Gay?

4 years ago

What is up with Puddle and gay little boys? This isn't the first time she's gone on about this.

Black, Female or Gay?

4 years ago
Gay little boys are her spirit animal.

Black, Female or Gay?

4 years ago

I'm trying to think.... @Chanbot maybe was the one who made that particularly special video for me on the ol' CYS discord. I can't remember exactly, but it's definitely my pride and joy.

Black, Female or Gay?

4 years ago

Algae: Bi White male- Bi Black male. 

 

Black, Female or Gay?

4 years ago

Bumped since some noobs got interested in hearing about this thread and there's no reason to prevent them from engaging in the fun.

Black, Female or Gay?

4 years ago

Straight mixed male - Straight mixed female.

Bouta sell hella bathwater.

Black, Female or Gay?

4 years ago

Thought you were white.

Black, Female or Gay?

4 years ago

Half.

Black, Female or Gay?

4 years ago

What's the other half? I remember you just saying you were Jewish before.

Black, Female or Gay?

4 years ago

Arab. Still Jewish thanks for asking. I look white though (if you consider Jews to be white).

Black, Female or Gay?

4 years ago

Meh, you're white enough. We're not the Aryan brotherhood around here, plus neatly labeling you as white works better for purposes of the results.

(Not that it matters anymore since this is just for funzies now)

Black, Female or Gay?

4 years ago

Fair point.

Black, Female or Gay?

4 years ago
Arabs fall under the same section as white on most government forms in the only country that matters anyway.

Black, Female or Gay?

4 years ago

Aren't you dead?

Black, Female or Gay?

4 years ago

No I just moved to China.

Not even joking.

Black, Female or Gay?

4 years ago

I'm sorry.

Black, Female or Gay?

4 years ago

Better red than dead.

Black, Female or Gay?

4 years ago

Just don't let them find out about that time your brother turned you gay.

Black, Female or Gay?

4 years ago

Ironically my brother came out as bi fairly recently so I'm avoiding him right now trying not to get infected. 

Black, Female or Gay?

4 years ago

Yeah you definitely shouldn't fuck him anymore. A depraved bisexual is obviously TWICE as likely to be carrying an STD. 

Black, Female or Gay?

4 years ago

Let it be noted that silence equals confirmation.

Black, Female or Gay?

4 years ago
mildly intrigued question: which part of china did you move to and when? :) For the sake of this thread I am white, straight and extremely happy :D But not as writery as I used to be :P

Black, Female or Gay?

4 years ago
VSCO Aryan Male —> Toast White Quadrosexual Xenophilac Demiqueer.

In all seriousness Straight White Male —> Straight White Female. Don’t really have a reason, just think it would be interesting. I’m ok with what it entails cus I get paid 50$ an hour in hush money by my local priests anyways!

Black, Female or Gay?

4 years ago

Due to the pay inequality, and for fairness, your hush money has been cut back 26% to 37$

- local priest C.F.O

Black, Female or Gay?

4 years ago
Eh Better me then the altar boys anyway.

Black, Female or Gay?

4 years ago

Ace Brown Female - Ace White Female

Black, Female or Gay?

4 years ago

I guess I'd change white to black so I'd have an even better shot with white chicks so...

Straight White Male - Straight Black Male

Black, Female or Gay?

4 years ago

Bi White Man - Ace White Man

Sex is pretty atrocious when considering the minutia anyways, so not being a biological slave to it would be an upgrade, imo.  Plus, imagine going from 200% random boners to 0%.  Fantastic.

Black, Female or Gay?

4 years ago

Lol

Black, Female or Gay?

4 years ago
You chose wisely

Black, Female or Gay?

4 years ago
Becoming a woman would've also solved the boner problem, but ace will help you blend in with all the virgins here.

Black, Female or Gay?

4 years ago

Straight Brown Male - Straight White Male

It'll be easier to get around once I inevitably become an American citizen.

Black, Female or Gay?

4 years ago

Lobo420: Straight White Male - Straight Black Male

 

might as well throw my hat in also

Black, Female or Gay?

4 years ago
Straight Mixed Male - Straight Mixed Female

Black, Female or Gay?

4 years ago

Straight Black Male

Hello, End, I am a prince from Nigeria. I need your help, please give me your bank account info so I can transfer you money.

Please hurry, time is short.

-Prince Cogri

Black, Female or Gay?

4 years ago

*sends all the credit card info*

How exciting! Princes from Nigeria sure are generous!

Black, Female or Gay?

4 years ago
Dear prince Cogri, I am sending this electronic message to you because I want to declare that I am hunting you. Your days are numbered for what you did to the Ugandan people. I did all that I could to prevent their destruction and still you nuked them all. For that you will pay with your blood. - Ugandan War Boy Chris

Black, Female or Gay?

4 years ago

Pls give me your blood donations so I can pay with your blood instead

I will always win

-Pronce Cogri

Black, Female or Gay?

4 years ago

Not sure what the point of this is... but for fun:

Straight poor Italian plumber (with overalls and a mustache like Mario) male -> straight rich Asian cattle rancher female

Black, Female or Gay?

4 years ago
Only one change, man. It's either straight rich Asian cowboy or straight poor Italian plumber woman. Maybe gay poor Italian plumber man if you want.

Black, Female or Gay?

4 years ago

Aw man, okay I stand corrected, I’ll be a poor Italian plumber woman. There are some things about yourself you just can’t change and the poor Italian with a mustache and overalls is unchangeable... 

Black, Female or Gay?

4 years ago
How can a plumber be poor? You literally have a license to turn other people's shit into gold.

Black, Female or Gay?

4 years ago

Many writers have wrote literary gold, and a few gems, but lived their entire life poor. Also my wife keeps getting kidnaped by a huge turtle... so your shit will have to wait until I can save her again. I never said I was a good plumber.

Black, Female or Gay?

4 years ago
I'd be a straight rich Asian cattle rancher female too, to be honest. And the point is for psychological research. This survey is even being conducted by a professional.

Black, Female or Gay?

4 years ago

Ah, for science, this makes sense now.

Also isn’t that appealing? I think we should all be straight rich Asian cattle rancher females.

Black, Female or Gay?

4 years ago
Agreed.

Black, Female or Gay?

4 years ago
I too would like to be a straight rich Asian cattle rancher female.

Black, Female or Gay?

4 years ago

Straight white female, and I would be black so I could tell everyone I'm adopted.

Black, Female or Gay?

4 years ago
Are you sure they'd believe you were adopted, and not just that your mom really liked black guys and maybe your dad sort of did too?

Black, Female or Gay?

4 years ago

Straight white female - straight black female 

Black, Female or Gay?

4 years ago

Straight Yellow Female -> Straight White Female. It's hard to be an Asian so why not be a white virgin.

Black, Female or Gay?

4 years ago
....I really thought you were a dude named Norm.

Anyway, I've been noticing your story comments popping up now and then and it's always good to have more people on this writing site interested in actually reading. Nice you've been delurking a bit on the forum too.

Black, Female or Gay?

4 years ago

Really, NormPerse is actually short for "normal person". It sounds nice so I used this as my account name. 

Black, Female or Gay?

4 years ago
That's cute, I never would've picked up on that. It would be a good name for a character honestly.

Black, Female or Gay?

4 years ago

Aw thanks! Honestly, I think of that name randomly for a minute before I created my account. I gotta admit it's quite unique though.

Black, Female or Gay?

4 years ago

Congrats, with your change, you went from 100% attractiveness to creepy white guys to 200% attractiveness to ghetto black guys.

Black, Female or Gay?

4 years ago

Straight yellow male to straight white male. This would result in the smallest drop in IQ. As we all know, queers are mentally disabled and men are smarter then women. However, white people are only slightly dumber than East Asians.

Black, Female or Gay?

4 years ago

A thoughtful analysis (LOL).

I guess I should have chosen to be Asian, rather than female, with this new logic.

Black, Female or Gay?

4 years ago

I'm black and female. 

Black, Female or Gay?

4 years ago

Well if this is true, then congrats of being the first known black female on CYS! (We've only had ambiguously brown at most in the past)

Anyway, you didn't specify your orientation and which trait you would change so that we may add you to the list.

Black, Female or Gay?

4 years ago

Pan white non-binary, changed to ace black gender fluid

Black, Female or Gay?

4 years ago

You're only changing one. Not all of them.

Black, Female or Gay?

4 years ago
fuckin cogites

Black, Female or Gay?

4 years ago

They'd be better off if they changed all of them though.

Black, Female or Gay?

4 years ago

Lol.

They could keep the white I suppose.

Black, Female or Gay?

4 years ago

Well yeah, that's a given. I don't think a pan black non-binary would have survived long enough to join the site and post this.

Black, Female or Gay?

4 years ago

Straight White Male -> Straight White Female 

 

Time to sell some bath water let's go.

Black, Female or Gay?

4 years ago

Straight Black Male - Straight White Male

I just want to know what rights feel like, even if it's on a primarily white writing website.

Black, Female or Gay?

4 years ago

If it makes you feel any better we wouldn't have treated you any differently.

Black, Female or Gay?

4 years ago

Bi Yellow Female - Ace Yellow Female

Black, Female or Gay?

4 years ago

You know what, scratch what I first said and do Bi Yellow Female to Bi White Female instead. 

Black, Female or Gay?

4 years ago
But you had the correct choice the first time.

Black, Female or Gay?

4 years ago

Hm. Do I still get partial credit or can I retake the quiz?

Black, Female or Gay?

4 years ago

Also I feel like your answer key is bullshit because attraction and sexual desires are pretty neat.

Black, Female or Gay?

4 years ago
Of course a debauched, hedonistic bisexual would think that way.

Black, Female or Gay?

4 years ago

Can't say I disagree. Can't say I don't have a particular fondness for elves either ;)

Black, Female or Gay?

4 years ago
Mizal's still getting over her last break-up.

Black, Female or Gay?

4 years ago

To be fair, upgrading to white is probably a bigger upgrade than the ace one.

Black, Female or Gay?

4 years ago

Precisely. That way I can not only be liked for being "exotic" by white men, but I can also be liked for being white by black men. I don't even know if being ace is an upgrade, though that is the opinion from my debauched, hedonistic self.

Black, Female or Gay?

4 years ago

If you're white, you'd actually lose your appeal to white guys by 10% since it isn't like you'd be "exotic" any longer but your appeal to black guys will go up 200% just for being a white woman.

Ace is generally seen as an upgrade due to no longer being encumbered by human sexual desires of any kind which distract from more important things.

Black, Female or Gay?

4 years ago
Plotting out the way to have the most people ogle you is exactly what I'd expect from your kind.

Black, Female or Gay?

4 years ago

Is there a problem?

Black, Female or Gay?

4 years ago
It's not you, it's her. She's just not ready for a relationship right now.

Black, Female or Gay?

4 years ago

Damn :/

Black, Female or Gay?

4 years ago
I wish The Purge could be a real thing irl, but only targeting people with anime avatars.

Black, Female or Gay?

4 years ago
Right now I also wish I had a button that could detonate the Sun, but that's unrelated.

Black, Female or Gay?

4 years ago

^

Black, Female or Gay?

4 years ago

Guess I'll die

Black, Female or Gay?

4 years ago

I notice that there’s an extremely disproportionate amount of “sexually diverse” people on our website. Makes me sick to my stomach.

Black, Female or Gay?

4 years ago
I'd be upset too if all I had was myself and I wasn't actually an autosexual.

Black, Female or Gay?

4 years ago

Autosexual?

Is he attracted to transformers?

Black, Female or Gay?

4 years ago
Oh, I meant he isn't attracted to himself. So that's why he's upset about not having anyone else.

Black, Female or Gay?

4 years ago

Funny how out of all the homosexuals around you still manage to be the biggest faggot in the site.

Black, Female or Gay?

4 years ago

Queer Mixed Male → Straight Mixed Male

Black, Female or Gay?

4 years ago

Mystic_Warrior: Straight Asian Female  - Straight White Female?

Black, Female or Gay?

4 years ago

Not sure if anyone still watches this but I just discovered it. So just for the fun of it.

male, white, straight -> female, white, straight

Why that choice? Basically I would just be very interested if I would think differently about some topics if I was born a girl. That would not work out technically because then I would not know how i thought as a guy. So I would have to be changed and not born differently. But also everyone would have to always have known me as a girl. I would not enjoy the hassle of explaining a sudden change to everyone I know.

Black, Female or Gay?

3 years ago

it seems you might just have the right amount of autism to fit in on this site

Black, Female or Gay?

4 years ago

I'm considered brown, I guess. Also I think not being able to have a selection of both holes and sticks is boring, I guess. If I could, I would want to be an ace yellow guy working soul crushing hours in a cubicle in japan with nothing to live for before the eventual dishonorable plunge off the building that houses said cubicle. I guess.

Black, Female or Gay?

4 years ago

Are you okay Thara

Black, Female or Gay?

4 years ago
Has she ever been?

Black, Female or Gay?

4 years ago

I guess

Black, Female or Gay?

4 years ago

While I know you're a bi brown female, you can only change one of those, so ace yellow male isn't an option unfortunately for you.

Black, Female or Gay?

4 years ago

Oh, I'm retarded. Can I be white, then?

Black, Female or Gay?

4 years ago

Sure thing!

Black, Female or Gay?

3 years ago

Bumped in case some noobs would like to answer this question of overwhelming importance.

Black, Female or Gay?

3 years ago

I can't ignore something this important.

Straight Normal Male - Straight Black Male.

Black, Female or Gay?

3 years ago

This has got to be one of the strangest questions ive seen get this big of a response 

Black, Female or Gay?

3 years ago
And yours is?

Black, Female or Gay?

3 years ago
Look closely at the avatar.

Black, Female or Gay?

3 years ago
I see.

Black, Female or Gay?

3 years ago

Herrr argh, SMASHING isnt it

Black, Female or Gay?

3 years ago

Bi white female 

Black, Female or Gay?

3 years ago

Straight White Male - Gay White Male

Black, Female or Gay?

3 years ago

Straight Asian Male

Black, Female or Gay?

3 years ago

What were you before?

Black, Female or Gay?

3 years ago

Polyamorouspolymorphousexpialadocious.

Black, Female or Gay?

3 years ago

Through extensive miscigenation, the true ethnicity of every brazillian is unknown.

EDIT: Straight white male.

Black, Female or Gay?

3 years ago

Okay, I'll just put you down as Straight Brown Male to Straight White Male then.

Black, Female or Gay?

3 years ago

Straight White Male - Straight Black Male

Black, Female or Gay?

3 years ago

I like who I am right now though. :( If I had to change, maybe...

Straight Asian Female -> Gay Asian Female?

I wouldn't make the female to male change because then affirmative action would've killed my chances of getting into a good college. Plus, oof guys have it rough these days. I wouldn't make the Asian to white/black change because I really like Asian culture! Finally, maybe some randos fetishize lesbians or something idk, but who really cares about them lol.

Actually, I might do...

Straight Asian Female -> Straight Asian Male?

The reasoning behind this is that a Straight Asian Male with a passion for the humanities (and plans to pursue that in college) is a bit of a rarity! So maybe affirmative action wouldn't have killed the chances after all. :D

This is a hard question! ^^;

Black, Female or Gay?

3 years ago

One of the few yellow folk that didn't switch their race. The only other one was Ozoni. Most upgraded to white except coins who wanted to be a funk soul brother.

Black, Female or Gay?

3 years ago

:D

Black, Female or Gay?

3 years ago
What is Asian culture?

Black, Female or Gay?

3 years ago

Cats. Cats, dogs, and foxes. Plus bamboo and tea. And pandas. Rice. Obviously. :D

Black, Female or Gay?

3 years ago

Do all these animals go in with the rice or on the side.

Black, Female or Gay?

3 years ago

Depends on the region!

Black, Female or Gay?

3 years ago
bat soup in a petri dish

Black, Female or Gay?

3 years ago
That makes so much sense

Black, Female or Gay?

3 years ago

I think I am missing something. I am confused. D:

Black, Female or Gay?

3 years ago

The joke is coronavirus!

Y'know like how African culture is about giving chimp soup to the gay guys.

Black, Female or Gay?

3 years ago

Oh, I see!

Black, Female or Gay?

one year ago

RISE FROM THE DEAD

(Some people haven't played yet)

Black, Female or Gay?

one year ago
My line is gonna have to be changed because I was secretly the opposite sexuality this whole time. My answer is the same though, I'd rather be able to say the n word than rid myself of these sinful fantasies of men (and women, I guess).

Black, Female or Gay?

one year ago

Done. Your true degeneracy has been restored.

Black, Female or Gay?

one year ago

I've not played:

Straight White Male  - > Straight Black Male

Black, Female or Gay?

one year ago

Gay Hispanic Male

 

If I can only change one thing:

Gay White Male 

If I can do more than one:

Straight Hispanic Female

 

Both of those would make life a lot easier lol 

 

 

Black, Female or Gay?

one year ago

Straight White Male

Straight Black Male

Honestly I just want to say the n-word. I'm sure I'm not the only one.

Black, Female or Gay?

one year ago

Okay. I'm Hispanic so this is easy.
 

Straight white male. 

Black, Female or Gay?

one year ago

C'mon now 

Black, Female or Gay?

one year ago
Since I can't be a gay white male: Lux: Straight White Female - Straight Black Female Straight white males have all the privilege without the perks of being a minority.

Black, Female or Gay?

one year ago

Hey we unlocked new info about you being female this whole time!

Black, Female or Gay?

one year ago
Ask and ye shall receive. Lol, feel free to mix up my pronouns between he/she/them, stick with he, or go with she. It doesn't matter to me.

Black, Female or Gay?

one year ago

Celicni: Straight White Male - Straight White Female.

Black, Female or Gay?

one year ago

straight white female- straight white male

Black, Female or Gay?

one year ago
Straight Asian Female - Straight Asian Male

Black, Female or Gay?

one year ago

Can I update my choice?

Black, Female or Gay?

one year ago

Sure. Did you change your gender, I know that's popular nowadays.

Black, Female or Gay?

one year ago

Nah. My choice doesn't really change depending on how this whole thing works. I'm pretty sure I'm asexual, but I know I'm also straight. Is that contradictory?

Edit: Or does that just mean I haven't found someone that gets me going haha.

Black, Female or Gay?

one year ago

Maybe you're just an unlovable individual? 

Black, Female or Gay?

one year ago

Accurate

Black, Female or Gay?

one year ago

This is sort of not the topic but recently I found something out that was a surprise. My family is American Indian. They all have black or brown hair, dark skin, and brown eyes, except for one great grandfather that was Irish.  I spent my childhood wondering if I was adopted. I was born  with white hair very white skin, and blue eyes. 

I was trying to trace my bloodline back to the Dawson roles. I was successful, but while on this quest, I also located a blood ancestor who is black.  He was a dancer in New York. 

I  am so white I glow in the dark, but here was a black man I look just like  excluding the color of skin.  My point is, we all are one in the end.  

Black, Female or Gay?

one year ago

Get off the crack pipe.

Black, Female or Gay?

one year ago

Get off the gas?  I did.  My elevator still doesn't go all the way up.  I prefer to be called eccentric.  

Black, Female or Gay?

one year ago

Pics or it didn't happen.

Black, Female or Gay?

one year ago

I'll try and find the photos.  

Black, Female or Gay?

one year ago
I am a Bi(sexual) Biracial Female- Straight One-Raced(???) Male

Black, Female or Gay?

one year ago

You'd keep two of those. Going to assume you just picked switching to male.

Black, Female or Gay?

one year ago
Straight white male -> straight black male Ewa mah gangsters

Black, Female or Gay?

one year ago
Straight Asian Male - Straight White Male

Black, Female or Gay?

one year ago

Still going strong with this thread!

Though I guess some of those people on the list are dead now.

Black, Female or Gay?

one year ago

Straight White Male --> Straight Black Male.

I could finally be a rapper, just like my wife's boyfriend!

Black, Female or Gay?

one year ago

Could have swore you were on this already.

Black, Female or Gay?

one year ago

This thread's prime was during my hiatus from CYS, which was caused by me being a little bitchbaby

Black, Female or Gay?

one year ago
Straight Brown Male - Straight Brown Female

Black, Female or Gay?

one year ago

Straight Brown Female --> Straight Brown Male

Black, Female or Gay?

one year ago
Good, the balance is maintained.

Black, Female or Gay?

one year ago

I love the Conservation of Brown

Black, Female or Gay?

one year ago

Straight White Female ---> Gay White Female.

So I can get into character for my new story.

Black, Female or Gay?

one year ago

Truly dedicated to the craft.

Black, Female or Gay?

one year ago

Straight white female-> Gay white female 

Black, Female or Gay?

one year ago

copycat

Black, Female or Gay?

one year ago

How did you read that and reply so fast? Dang your good

Black, Female or Gay?

one year ago

I was writing on my contest entry and the notification popped up on my screen lmao

decided not to be a jerk about grammar

Black, Female or Gay?

one year ago

I thought I responded to this thread somewhere.  But I'm not on the list and too lazy to scroll through and look. So here goes.

 

Straight White Male  - > Straight Black Male

Black, Female or Gay?

one year ago

I actually thought you responded already as well. Anyway added to the list.

Black, Female or Gay?

one year ago

Black, Female or Gay?

one year ago

Straight White Male -> Straight Black Male

With how scholarships work this probably would've made paying for college easier...