"Hey! Do you know what an ALT is? I do, in fact I terrorized this very forum long ago with ALTs. Yet all were slain by a certain cloaked figure."
"I made legions of them, and with the power of pure righteousness I spread the holy word of CoG..."
"I spat on many of your most sacred shrines, which drew the ire of many heretics as they fought in vain to bring me down from my mountaintop of zeal."
"Today I can still hear the echoes of my warcries..."Eternal sucks!"
"Not enough choices!"
"Though even with the raging fire burning in my heart, it still wasn't enough."
"It didn't take long...soon all my spawn and the memory of them was banished from this reality."
"I became a lost paladin, seeking refuge anywhere I could find it..."
" Until one day I came across a technological wonder, a plethora of knowledge and pleasure so vast I felt my mind begin to come apart at the seams. "
"They call it..."
" IRC"
The man stares into the distance with an almost orgasmic look on his face. You walk away.