Does reading make dudes hotter? Are book fetishes common among college students? Why are the hot guys reading? ... I am very sad to inform you that I know the answers to none of these questions. But one thing I would like to bring to your attention... Somewhere, in this strange little place we call the internet, there is a subreddit entitled Bread Stapled to Tress.
This is not an inuendo or pun or any kind of cockney rhymning slang. This subreddit is exactly what it says it is... Hundreds and hundreds of photographs of bread stapled to trees... It has over 235000 followers.
I apologise for subjecting you to this knowlege... But there comes a time in every little Cricket's life when they must stop asking of the world, "Why are the hot guys reading?" and instead, simply ask, "... Why?"