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There's been a bit of a debate over this lately so I thought I'd start a thread where we could all share our thoughts on the matter.

Who is more hilarious? The almighty god of stupid, BobMcBob, or the quickly rising newcomer JJJ--thebanisher?

I think Bob has a pretty well rooted spot here but I think if Double Dash (as I like to call him, to avoid confusion) keeps going at it he might just overtake him.

double dash has given up. Bob is still king under the bridge. Hehe. Trolls.

UPDATE! Apparently nobody gives a shit, sooo FUCK 'em.

Don't feed the trolls. It only encourages them.

All we ever did (well, to an extent) was feed Bob (mostly Anubis's cock), and that brought nothing more than joy.  I can honestly say that his stupid antics and attempts at being cool were more fun than they were frustrating.  It was for the most part a good thing, I'd say.

Especially the part about Anubis's penis.  I'm sure we'd all agree.  Gentlemen?

That Zero is a spy!

And yes, you would be correctly implying that I was totally raping Bob's mouth.

I didn't say that at all, and I'm appalled that you'd put such words (and only words) in my mouth. 

Rape is nonconsensual.  Clearly inapplicable in Bob's case.

Well, all is good with the site for now then, I love Bob, he definitely has brought more fun than frustration.

Next time, I want to be the one in his mouth, regardless of what Anubis might have given him.

It's a wild ride, Miccy.

And Zero, shut up ya doofas. I know rape is nonconsensual; who are you talking to here! You said I especially was raping Bob and that we fed Bob mostly my cock, so thusly therefore I was leading the charge in terms of raping Bob's mouth. And I will rape your mouth with words. I WIN.

Hey, now, bromosexual.  What actually happened is that I won.

Your Honor, I move to impeach the witness on the grounds that I never claimed that Bob was raped.  Bob was feed the defendant's penis without force.  The record shows that, in many cases, Bob asked, nay, begged for said penis and balls.  The fact that the defendant is inconsistant with even the fact situation proves that he is an incompetent witness.  Moveover, I myself never stated that is was rape.

Your Honor, do you recall last night? Good. The Prosecutor rests.

The next day, Anubis is declared the winner of the case. In other news, Anubis goes on to consensually rape his way to the position of Assistant Supreme Overlord of the Universe.

"The record shows that, in many cases, Bob asked, nay, begged for said penis and balls. "

Oh, man Zero, you had me cracking up there. What you did turned troll hating into an artform

Yeah, kudos to Zero. Somebody make this into an actual law show. ROFL.

And JJJ, it's not bad being an Assistant Supreme Overlord of the Universe. I have authority over people under me, which is the entire universe except for the Supreme Overlord himself, but I don't have as much paperwork or have to make huge decisions all the time. The most I do is sign things and advise you, so I'm living the life. Positions of absolute power are overrated. Especially when people try to assassinate you. I hear it's very annoying. Oh well, long live Supreme Overlord of the Universe. Keeps me in business.

lol, I would like to be 3rd in power of the universe, but then Anubis would rule me, and that makes me scared, VERY scared. So I think I'll live in a different Universe thank you very much.

The fear factor that I bring is a major reason why JJJ has such an easy time ruling. Fufufufufufufuuu

I would correct you JJJ, but I know it is pointless to resist the power of the Supreme Overlord, although it isn't pointless to resist his assistant. Viva le Révélütîón!     ={D  <--Frénch Mustaché

More like a FAGgot mustache.

And JJJ, you got me. You devil, you. lol

Anubis should attempt a mutiny. haha 

Wonder how that'd go.

I'd probably just end up raping him.

Aaah shizz!

Nah, I wouldn't want to lose my free time and authority over something so trivial.

Sure you would!  Your bitchass would probably round up like half the motha fukas, and wage some kinda war.

JJJ'd just smite you bitches though... then, you'd have to be a big ol' pussy, and try to take your revenge on his creations and suck fat cocks, and do whatever else it is that you already do now.

Exactly, so why don't I abridge all that and not rebel? This is why you're not Assistant Supreme Overlord of the Universe, peon.

Hey, hey, you don't talk to me like that, ok?  You're my friend, you need to respect me, ok?

You treat me like you want me to treat you.  I'll let you slide this time, because you're my friend, but next time, I won't be so nice to you.

Okay, YOU'RE A FAGGOT! 30 seconds to respond; go.

Ok, this is the second time you've offended me, your friend.  We can't have this kind of thing happening, because it hurts our friendship, ok?  Let's stop being mean, and act a friends, ok?  You want me to respect you, right?  Well, you need to respect me too, ok?  Because that's how we keep our friendship strong.

So you stop that.

Zero, you know I'll love you forever. I'm sorry. Can I get you a hug? Some cookies?

A fat dick is what you can have.

Excellent! So now we're friends again.

I don't think so. muhahahaha. I am the king so bow down to me, the new BobMcBob

Would it be your dick, Zero?

No, that would be wierd for me.

Double dick's back... with a vengence.  And also he's still a pussy.

GO COUNT YOUR DICK! OR COCK!

Yeah, it's weird shit, dude.  Even more weird than people who walk around on the streets with bags full of poo who talk to themselves.  You're acutally messaging yourself and replying.

You should get yourself a bag of poo -- it'll make you look less stupid.

GO MY FAILURE!

agreed

Look, son, there's no flavah in your trolling. Bob was a typical little fayg-it, and that other guy was a bitch. You're just...there. Like, come on. You say words, but they don't have any impact. Review your thesis on trolling and resubmit it to me by Never o'clock.

well, your right, i have never written anything with the adv.editor, or whatever bullshit it is