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It's a proven fact. Firstly, he said a Russian word in one of our PMs. Russian word= Russian. Russian = Communist, since... Communist. 

As such, I herby suggest that he be burned on the stake, along with simplesabley.

It also means he will soon start WWIII along with those like communists against those like democracies.

Hey, no. I have my ideas based on stuff you know.

and ideals and stuff.

Variables thread. *snicker

(mwhahaha you said the same thing!!!)

I'm probably more of a Commune-ist than a Communist. Anyone care for some Kool-aid?

Ideals are for those who can't spell 'Ideas' without an 'L'.

osers.

Blood red Kool-Aid for the communist you truly are. 

I prefer the grape cyanide, thank you very much.

Don't try and fake this penguin, you purchase that grape cyanide since you are poor.

 I ... wow. You took the time to photoshop that just for this thread? >,>

What disturbs me is Aman’s day job…

Where is the mustache? Cant be me if no mustache

Silly, you still have your stache inside the costume, don't you?

And see the little triangle thing on its head? Yeah, you know - the International Symbol for The Secret Brotherhood of Mustachology!

Thought we wouldn't notice eh? Well you were wrong!

I must admit it. Tis true. 

BUT YOU'RE A COMMIE! TELETUBBIES ARE 100% CAPITALISTIC.

What?!? Everyone knows Teletubbies are an Autonomous Collective.

That's a secret goverment ploy to make the commies think that we are on their side.

Breath Holding Fishie is quite surprised to hear this...

ACK!

Its glorious.

I'm telling

What?

About stealing shinies...  ^-^

..... I would never steal anything BZ. Never.

Oh... OK. Forget I mentioned it then. I must have you confused with some other shiny-stealing maniac   ^-^

Probably Brair, trying to steal poor Uglick's lucky trophy.

Yeah, yeah, that must be it. She's such a fiend that way. All 'Come Hither' and them WHAMMO! Stabby Stabby Stabby Stab.

Damn Shakespearean Assassin. Hate those types.

Yeah, the way she was carrying blob's skull around for all those weeks, doing that little "Alas poor Yorick, he looked a lot like blob," routine over and over again. It was funny at first, but got old fast.

<.<     Hey look over here...

Haha - made you look!

I saw Elvis when I looked.

Interesting...

Had to edit your post slightly.

BEST BATTLE SOUNDTRACK EVER!!!

http://jewishbacon.wordpress.com/2011/03/15/customer-tested-and-approved/

Wow, I had no idea it was made from doves.

Nah, its goat skin.

DAMMIT AMAN, YOUR SPAMMING HAS MADE YOU 2 POSTS OFF FROM STEALING MY TROPHY.

Wow, I'm nearly there. 

AHAH!!! I was right! It was you! Stealing shinies!

I like this one too...

Come on Aman 1 more to tie  ^-^

that's true. I should finish this today.

Go team Stache!

No, really... (just go.)

Glory Glory Hallaujah.

It's raining men

Silly Aman! BZ's not a Commie... He's a Nazi! See?

Nine! Nine! Nine!

(That's 666 upside-down BTW)...

Briar_Rose axe murdered Mary Poppins in a shower scene that would make Norman Bates wretch.

Sometimes Briar wears a mask (made out of Mary Poppin's skin) when she bakes cookies. I'm not complaining though, as Briar does bake a mean cookie, so there's that at least...

So Briar baked you cookie's then framed you for being a Nazi it all makes sense!!!

*gasps* Did BZ make the Nazi Sasquatch Death Squad just to see how we would respond to a Nazi threat? Oh no! We have to catch that evil penguin and stop him from sending the information he gained to the Nazis!

quick get the FBI the CIA and the NSA they will stop him!

What, no NASA or CYOA?

No they were already called and NASA they got a shuttle full of rockets heading towards him. As for CYOA they wrote a new story.

Ooh, Aman's not going to like that. I'm hiding out in his PM Inbox as we speak. I'm not too worried though, It has a pretty good Mustache Defense Shield. Too bad it's easily spoofed with Clip-on Staches LOL!

Erm... disregard that last part. It's totally secure and would never let a Penguin into Aman's inner Sanctum, where he could rifle through all his French Cooking Magazines (drawing unflattering mustaches on all the ladies) or swap out his favorite Mustache Wax with Dollar Store Brand 'Mustache Polish' (hehehe) - No, I would never do that. Nope. Never.

You'd get lost in my pm inbox. I have threads from people who no longer frquent the site, and a couple from 7 months ago.

I know - how do you think I get in?

I follow the trail of shame, left over from all the Cheating Posts you sent me, where you foolishly gave away the Assassin In The Palace Game to that Scheming she-banshee Briar_Rose.

Nah, I deleted those.

The shame lingers. Lingers, like lingering lingerness of lingosity.

Like the lingering of penguin gum taste

That stuff tastes awefull. I don't even know why I continue to chew it.

Like normal bubblegum, even when the flavor is gone you keep chewing it.

Oh my.

She's a capitalist pig apparently. What should we do BZ?

I'm sure you will will figure it out. You always do...

To Killa:

Such words of wisdom.

I'm not entirely sure why this happened, but I like it.

It happened because Aman and BZ exist 

-__-

Stop spamming to try and steal my trophy killa. :P

All of my rage right now....

...will activate the killa-robots in your back yard so they can go take the trophy back?

Alas poor Killa, his trophy went the way of his marvelous toaster...

Wait...

Aman stole Killa's toaster!? He had the third piece after it survived the moons explosion!?

I though someone tossed it into the depths of the sea - but it would not surprise me at all, if Aman has had it this whole time...

What is this toaster that though dost speaketh of?

Found it... I've taken to calling that thread Toaster Wars in my head.

http://chooseyourstory.com/forums/the-lounge/message/7405

Edit: Wow, I sound kind of stupid in that thread. lol

Wow, sounds like I am not the only random member on the site. :)

yaa...

Covelite, Playa, and I kind of mutated that thread into a war.

The trophy of the marvelous toaster!

Does it handle Inflatable Toast as well?

We could always find out. :)

I'm not really sure, but it is/was a Legendary Artifact of immeasurable power - once wielded by Killa.

Somewhere deep in the Archives is a Thread about Killa's Toaster and the infamous war that surrounded it  - though it pales in comparison to the Mighty Mustache Wars of the current day...

I've linked us to the forgotten thread...

Muhahahahaha!

^ see Fireplay's Link above  =)

Damn Fireplay - just a hair faster on the posting trigger LOL!

Apparently, I'm not the only one who makes war threads.

I took the toaster from your garage Aman, hope you didn't mind. :) It's on my profile until killa pays me my overdue reward.

On a side note, yes it does handle inflatable toast quite well.

It's alright, can't have bread for the next week with the holidays setting in after all. 

Does inflatable toast count?

Even that gourmet isn't allowed.

What about Projectile Toast?

Also won 3 duels in a row. lol 

Any non-matza flour product is not allowed. It makes one excited when they eat the cardboard matza.

We can always make turtle soup once we find one. 

I just felt like I should mention that penguin bubblegum is kosher for passover.

It is, since it technically didn't exist until someone bothered to go down South enough.  I think.

Don't insult the penguins sacrifice to create such a tool that staves off hunger!

*Is tainted by Aman.

It's my invention after all. It's made from penguin blood and fat.

DAMN YOU ECONOMY, I KNEW YOU'D MAKE MY LIFE WORSE.

I'll give you 450 gum, and I won't destroy you for stealing it.

HA! Fools, you honestly believe I'd ever let you have the real toaster? I'd die before I let you have it!

But it's right there on Fireplay's Profile - I saw it! It even has Aman's dirty mustache prints on it!

*clean mustache prints

*Redraws mustache prints

Pssh, I merely allowed him to capture a fake. The real one is still in my possession, and you'll never know where I am. Mwuahahaha

Would you give it if I gave you aman's mustache?

Could i get insurance that it will be your soul, not mine, that the Godly Mustache takes when he finds out you stole amans mustache?

If the answer to the above question is yes. Then we have a deal.

yes

And how would you get my glorious mustache?

I have no idea, I could always trade you the toaster for your mustache. That way I can abuse it's power for the week then give it back. The toaster will be my insurance as i still need a reward from Killa. :)

psst.. I will give a another persons mustache to fireplay if you give me the ability to rip of anybody elses mustache.

Why would I ever give you power?

Especially a power that allows you to steal his glorious mustache.

anybody else I said

ill give you 450 mustache gum pieces and the toaster.

I don't hand over powers. 

you don't even have the toaster yet!

Mustache Gum?!?!

GAG!!!

Ohh - hairball!

ill give it to aman when get it.