Did you escape from a vending machine? Cause you're a snack!
Hey... *looks at notes* d-did you f-fall from h-heav-heaven... *shuffles through notes* cuz y-you h-have the f-face of an.... an... *wind knocks notes out of my hands* no!! God no!! Sorry... I just... you're just so... so pretty... I'm sorry...
Works every time.
Calm down, buddy boo. It's okay.
Thats actually really sweet.
If you were a Transformer, you'd be Optimus Fiiiiine.
They are supposed to be bad pickup lines, not good ones.
Hey! I'm calling the police. *Goes into romantic whisper* Because you just stole my heart. ;)
The word of the day is legs. Let's go back to your place and spread the word.
Lol just horrible
Tried it on Tinder a few weeks ago. Got laid unmatched.
Vice versa if gay.
Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I turn and come back again?
This one is really bad and weird, heard it from a movie.
"I wanna text you, mail you, tweet you skype you...and if you still don't reply...I'll poke you."
The writer of the movie probably couldn't think of a proper closure and just wrote the first thing that came to their mind.
Am I at a mine? because I just found a diamond.
Are you a doughnut hole? Why, because when we're together you make me feel whole.
What's the difference between jam and jelly? I can't jelly my dick up your ass.
Results may vary.
You make my Gengar smile
I’m lost. Can you give me directions to your heart?
There’s only one thing I want to change about you, and that’s your last name.
I’m sorry, were you talking to me? [No] Well then, please start.
Do you want to commit a sin for your next confessional?