WatchNon-threaded

Forums » Newbie Central » Read Message

Don't know your Pages from your Links? Stuck in the editor? Find some expert help here.

Looking for bad pick-up lines

23 days ago

Did you escape from a vending machine? Cause you're a snack!

Looking for bad pick-up lines

23 days ago

Hey... *looks at notes* d-did you f-fall from h-heav-heaven... *shuffles through notes* cuz y-you h-have the f-face of an.... an... *wind knocks notes out of my hands* no!! God no!! Sorry... I just... you're just so... so pretty... I'm sorry...

Looking for bad pick-up lines

23 days ago

Works every time.

Looking for bad pick-up lines

22 days ago

Calm down, buddy boo. It's okay.

Looking for bad pick-up lines

22 days ago
"your father is a thief; He stole all the stars and put them in your eyes"

Looking for bad pick-up lines

22 days ago

Thats actually really sweet.

Looking for bad pick-up lines

21 days ago
I concur that it's not vulgar or anything, but, at least in France, it's probably the cheesiest line of all XD

Looking for bad pick-up lines

21 days ago

If you were a Transformer, you'd be Optimus Fiiiiine.

Looking for bad pick-up lines

21 days ago
Had a friend who just slapped a girl on the ass. She turned around all pissed off, but he held out his hand and said, "Hi, I'm Brad." Thing is he's really attractive and charming, so she smiled and laughed. Next thing I know they're deep in conversation. Pretty sure he was deep in her by the end of the night. True story.

Looking for bad pick-up lines

21 days ago
So romantic.

Looking for bad pick-up lines

21 days ago

They are supposed to be bad pickup lines, not good ones.

Looking for bad pick-up lines

8 days ago

Hey! I'm calling the police. *Goes into romantic whisper* Because you just stole my heart. ;)

Looking for bad pick-up lines

7 days ago

The word of the day is legs. Let's go back to your place and spread the word.

Looking for bad pick-up lines

7 days ago
Now all I can think of is family guy. Bu bu bu bird is the word etc etc.

Looking for bad pick-up lines

5 days ago

Lol just horrible

Looking for bad pick-up lines

5 days ago

Tried it on Tinder a few weeks ago. Got laid unmatched. 

Looking for bad pick-up lines

7 days ago
We would make a sweet fruit cocktail together. You bring the tail, I'll bring the [CENSORED].

Looking for bad pick-up lines

7 days ago

Vice versa if gay.

Looking for bad pick-up lines

7 days ago

Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I turn and come back again?

Looking for bad pick-up lines

7 days ago

This one is really bad and weird, heard it from a movie.

"I wanna text you, mail you, tweet you skype you...and if you still don't reply...I'll poke you."

The writer of the movie probably couldn't think of a proper closure and just wrote the first thing that came to their mind.

Looking for bad pick-up lines

7 days ago

Looking for bad pick-up lines

6 days ago

Am I at a mine? because I just found a diamond.

Looking for bad pick-up lines

6 days ago
"also a large number of African slave children. I'm pretty turned on right now for obvious reasons"

Looking for bad pick-up lines

6 days ago

Are you a doughnut hole? Why, because when we're together you make me feel whole.

Looking for bad pick-up lines

6 days ago

What's the difference between jam and jelly? I can't jelly my dick up your ass.

Results may vary.

Looking for bad pick-up lines

5 days ago

Oh no

Looking for bad pick-up lines

yesterday
*slow clap*

Looking for bad pick-up lines

6 days ago

You make my Gengar smile

Looking for bad pick-up lines

yesterday

I’m lost. Can you give me directions to your heart?

There’s only one thing I want to change about you, and that’s your last name.

I’m sorry, were you talking to me? [No] Well then, please start.

Do you want to commit a sin for your next confessional?