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Or maybe I don't. Don worry about it.

Don!
Get over here, Don. You're supposed to be worrying here.

Good to further reinforce the type of community this is. Thanks for that. I'll use real words.

Do you really, though?

Perhaps.

How are you tricky?

Honestly, I'm not doing bad. How are you doing?

Pretty good, thanks for asking. But you know what I mean.

 

Yes, I do. I did that on purpose.

 

I think my name is a little misleading. 

It most certainly is. 

What does the C stand for? 

Can't tell you.

Take that however you want.

So your username in reality is actually Mr. Tricky Can't Tell You?

Or Don for short. ^_^

Glad I've already made myself a reputation.

If that's what you got from that, then sure. Whatever trips your trigger.

I welcome you to the site... Or maybe I don't. Worry about it, Don! ^_^

Don should definitely be worrying. 

I'm glad everyone is going to call me out me for saying; 'Don' instead of 'Don't' 'Do not' or perhaps 'Do'. Really brings the whole self-loathing thing together. I'm glad you welcome me. Or maybe I'm not. You worry about it.

We don’t really care if you're glad. 

 

 

Or do we?

Worry on, Don

Worrying is for those that definitely exist. So is existing.

You, however, definitely exist. 

Prove it.

Do I even need to answer that? And before I start a debate, read EndMaster's stories. 

But do EndMaster's stories exist?

I would hope so. I don't need to be hallucinating and partially nonexistent.

It would be a terrible world to live in if they did not.

But are we truly alive? 

That's true. We are probably in a state of undeath anyway.
Which would also be very sad without EndMaster's stories.

Certainly. 

Agreed.

I have.

Or have you?

You got me there.

No, wait. I've rated some of them. Your point is invalid.

You'd definitely have to exist in order to read EndMaster's stories... So the fact that you've read them proves that you exist! ... Or it proves that EndMaster's stories don't exist... Not sure which is most likely.

I only have to partially exist in this reality to read them. Total nonexistence would exempt me from talking about this, now wouldn't it?

Partial nonexistence is cool though. I'll stay.

Pretty sure existence is one of those things where either you are one or the other, there's no in-between. 

 

I must disagree with you. Especially on a platform such as this.

Okay, I'm bored of this game now. Can we all just agree that nobody exists except EndMaster, and we're all just figments of his imagination that he created to keep himself company after destroying all life on earth? ^_^

Who said it was a game?

I feel as though I have taken a wrong turn at Albuquerque. I shall take my leave. Good day.

Agreed.

He farts. Therefore he is.