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Cysid coerced me into making this post.

Your profile is full of filler text, and your first post is reluctant to communicate.  Clearly a bot.  Quick, find the traffic lights in this picture.

I'll take that as a compliment. 

https://imgur.com/a/UvmzveI

Excellent.  Give this person full membership and all the rights and responsibilities, etc.

I updated my profile ;)

Unfortunately.

Oh, 3 years of neglect later I didn't really feel like using it.

Oh, no, feel free to delete that one; I'm not going to use it. 

Failed! There's another set of traffic lights way back in the distance. Ban him! >.<

Noooooo, wait! Hmmm, how to prove myself... Your profile has red hair. You currently have the lucky trophy. Said picture has a  "road narrows on right" sign.

We call that trophy the "Avery" trophy, but otherwise, everything seems to check out.

Wonderful. I've fooled them. Time to hack the server.

Oh God, don't remind me. I have the worst luck with making up cool-sounding usernames. I also chose a name that referred to the homo-pederastic relationship between a mentor and his apprentice. 

Anyway... I like to read a broad variety, but mainly high fantasy. I also like murder mysteries. And linguistics textbooks.

Heheheeh....  my work is done here.

And thanks! I noticed he had a bit of a monopoly on the top rated section. I'll get the extension!

How the hell did you go this long without knowing what pederasty was when you were here during the reign of Pedo Mod Kiel and the height of Steve's degeneracy?

Whoa, now that is a facelift.

Yeah, I know... I do sometimes worry that Price of Freedom doesn't have nearly enough pedophilic buggery in it to make it historically accurate. :(

That's what sequels are for, Avery.