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Welcome to the site. I see you've already necro'd a thread (meaning, replied to something older than around 4 months). Please refrain from doing that. Otherwise I hope you find the site interesting and ask on this thread for site-related/newbie questions you might have to avoid making too many.

thank you :) and i apologize

Hello hello!
We welcome you with open arms, just do as Anthony said :)

Hope you enjoy your stay here.

Speak for yourself, Peng.

I have no idea how some shota catboy even wound up here, but we're not THAT kind of site. Fucking weebs.

This one can barely even communicate in a form recognizeable as English, I'm sure it didn't realize this was a writing site and just got lost somewhere.

what kind of site are we?

I thought we were an autonomous collective.

China got 'im.

Yes, China. You're quite right, it was....China.

Well I originally wrote North Kor--

As long as it wasn't Miz--

Not one that enjoys the company of subby shota catbois, Jesus Christ. If that's at all unclear, we've gone terribly wrong somewhere.

sure, we can agree on that.

now i might be small, and rude, and- hell, maybe even a catboy, but i am not a sub, love :) does that disappoint you?

stop being cringey

^^^ he posted in discord about how he actually thought there was a pornhub link to cys 

thank you for your beautiful response to my message. i am so very happy to be welcomed into a place where there are other people who share my interests! i definitely DID NOT know this was a writing site, i came here from a link on pornhub that popped up whilst i was watching cat-boy hentai. thank you for letting me know where i am!

Congratulations on your new canon backstory that can never be forgotten from the forum now.

Come again? Did you say there was a link for us in pornhub?

i was being sarcastic :)

you ruined it by explaining the joke smh 

ah, i know, but i am trying to be more benevolent.

lmao, if you ever find one, post it to the forums :P

will do :)

Peng, you are just a child, don't talk to strangers with avatars like that, or go near their vans.

can i ask you a question? i’ll do it anyway; why do you hold such a great disdain for me? is it the avatar? the choice of greeting? the emoticons? ugh, i would love to know.

1) name
2) avatar
3) typing style
4) personality
5) necroing threads
6) probably uses 'adulting' as a verb
7) probably plays Flight Rising

You are basically tumblr weebdom personified and I despised you the instant I saw you. Welcome to the site.

entering the dark fantasy contest would be a great way to shield yourself from the righteous anger of the mods 

1.) as for my name, it’s the one i use on my writing/posting sites, i’ve had it for a long time and i’d hate to change it, it’s grown on me.

2.) my avatar, i wanted something cute and aesthetically pleasing, and i saw that one and thought it almost looked like me- besides the ears of course.

3.) i just type, sorry.

4.) personality? you saw that i said “what’s up guys,” commented on my post, and decided to hate me. you don’t know my personality, though i’d be perfectly fine with getting to know you- if perhaps you decided that maybe you judged me just a little too quickly.

5.) necroing threads; i didn’t even know that was a thing. i was interested in getting to know people on the site, i already apologized for it.

6.) i’ve never used the word “adulting” as a verb or otherwise. sorry, not my thing, and i’m not even an adult so i haven’t been in that situation anyhow.

7.) i don’t know what flight rising is lol

Is your caps lock broken? 

no, my laptop just doesn’t capitalize anything automatically? i don’t know, if i’m writing something to publish, i fix it :)

yep. i’m a lazy bastard. i know, i don’t like myself much either.

What do you do with the total accumulated 1 second you've saved over years of not pressing shift?

He probably downloaded more shota porn.

yes, it was tentacles, too.

Self loathing is common in the alphabet folk.

ah, very sorry! would “what’s hoppin’ guys and gals?” have been more appropriate? or maybe “hey ladies, i’m hot, single, and in YOUR area!”

wow

you sure told us