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For Team Aman members only. Just post here with a description of what you want. One character to a customer, please! ^_^

Actually, I take it back -- since the point is to assemble an 'Aman's Army' image, multiple characters are allowed. Let's say up to three to a person. When I'm drawing, I'll be prioritizing people who haven't had a character drawn yet, though, so it may take some time to get to second/third characters.

 Woot woot, Go Morgan! 

DAMMIT MORGAN, YOU'RE BRIBING PEOPLE NOW!

It's not too late to change sides~! >:D

Already did, auntie.

Now I just have to be ultra-deliberate...

Ha ha, woot woot. 
WHITE SAIL

inb4#wib

inb4mustachewars

inb4aodkickassery

Treacherous fool! Your new, colorful cartoon will make a pretty puddle of colors when we sink your white sail!!!!!

So, how about this:

A knight, male, obsidian short hair, green eyes, taller, wears a scarf over the lower portion of his face and an iron helmet with a 'half-visor' (covers down to his eyes when lowered), wears leather armor reinforced with iron plates (shoulder pads, elbow guards, bracers, armored gloves, thigh guards, greaves, armored boots), wields iron greatshield (feel free to decorate it in anyway) and a large spear with wooden shaft and custom iron head (standard spear head with two square axe heads on opposite sides). (It's fine if certain details are not overtly displayed, ex. eyes, hair, etc)

Not fond to, but more than willing to, kill (if that helps/affects anything)

Cool. Color of scarf?

Scarlet red, s'il vous plait. 

Not thrilled with this sketch, will probably try for a more dynamic pose before I actually line & color. Figured I'd post it in case I'd gotten something gratuitously wrong, so you could correct it now. ;P

I have two changes I'd like made:

1: I imagine thigh guards hanging off a waist belt and more protecting the side of his thighs (kinda more like 'hip' guards if you will) (the guards on the side of my profile picture are an extreme example)

2: I'd like the scarf to have one end wrapped around so that you can see it from the front and the other end only visible from the back (similar to how the blond woman in this picture wears her scarf: http://www.ruemag.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/02-07-13-currentclassic-scarf-1.jpg)

Arigato!

WHITE SAIL!   

Those are definitely improvements, I'll see what I can do! ^_^

@Kwism1127 - Better? ^_^

I think it looks better with the changes and more dynamic pose.

@Morgan_R

 

Looking at it some more, can you make his chest more defined (not like a roid rager though)? Currently he seems a little wimpy for someone who fights with such heavy weapons. 

Man, I think we need an Autolycus, but getting Keith drawn would be epic.  

Gimme a description, I'm too lazy to try to find it in the Forum Games backlog. ;P

Hmm... I would do Kieth, but having Autolycus with your artwork is faaar to tempting.

Can you draw something like this:

http://img3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100711170907/hercxena/images/0/0a/King_thieves_13.jpg

I can try! You want the giant ruby, too? XD
 

Duh. XD

This sucks in so many ways it is beyond my ability to enumerate them... but it's pretty good for me, so yeah. >_<

It's good enough for me! 

Thanks morgan!

The more I look at it, the more I like it, can't wait for mine! Arigato Morgan, you're awesome =) 

A 6 foot tall man with a black armor and a longsword and shield in hand. He has white hair and blue eyes, for the background you can add some dead enemy soldiers.

Hair length/style? Probably not doing backgrounds, FYI, this is already going to be a lot of work. Good practice, though! ^_^

Hair length short, and it doesn't have to be a specific style.

Psst, your sig banner seems to be missing... XD

Now I have my banner and everything.

Something like this, maybe?

Feel free to request changes (up to and including something completely different). ^_^

@Claw2k11

((Holy shite that looks badass *getting hyped about our art trade*))

That awkward moment when Aman loses his chance at winning before even one drawing is made.

You should draw a mustache on a lonely deserted island screaming "Why have you abandoned me, White Sail?", as the white sail sails into the distance.

Pretty well how his game went, haha.

Challenge accepted

Aman may have lost, but Team Aman can still win! My offer stands! ^_^

Yeah!

WHITE SAIL!

Ooh, Morgan! Hey best friend! ^_^

Can you draw a tall warrior girl with long, brown hair and lovely blue eyes who's stabbing Drakilian? Thanks. :)

...yes, yes I can. XD

What's your preferred stabbing implement? XD

Either a dagger or a knife. ^_^

Don't forget the lovely blue eyes. ;)

Sorry @GabbyElla, I just didn't quite feel right depicting this scene in my usual style, so...

Under the circumstances, please feel free to make another request. Just no graphic violence... unless you like stick figures. XD

XD

I want to know If it would be easier for you if you drew Medieval or Sci-Fi (I have one for both in any case).

I draw both! Come, come to the dark side. It's not too late!

Quiller, go away. Get off this thread. True mustaches don't care anymore.

Quiller, I'm sorry, I respect you as a person, But the sharingan has spoken.

What does it say on the OP of this thread? Team Aman members only.

Completely depends on the specifics. But give me both and I'll see what I can do. ^_^
 

Sci-Fi:

Preferably someone in Fallout brand power armor, standing one foot on someone from Drak's team dead on the floor (it can be a generic guy that just has a "go Drak!" flag or something, totally up to you), other foot on the ground, one hand pointing to the viewer, other hand holding a plasma rifle, with the words "WE OWN" on the top and "YOU" at the bottom.

Pretty hard, I would say.

Medieval:

Guy in a hood (cant see his eyes, only his nose and mouth), chillin on a gargoyle, holding a bag of coins in one hand, and swinging a flintlock in the other (y'know, how you put your finger in the trigger hole and swing it in a loop). Oh, and the moon in the background.

I would say this isn't as hard as the other one, but hell, I would applaud you if you make EITHER of those.

If you can't, i'll understand.

Alright, since it's better for showing team spirit, I'm gonna go with the first one for now. Might have to circle back around and try my hand at the second one later, though, since that sounds like a pretty sweet image. ^_^

I'm seeing a couple styles of 'Fallout power armor' via Google Images, want to point me at exactly what you're thinking?

How about this?

Here's a zoom in if you cant see it:

http://images.wikia.com/fallout/images/archive/7/75/20090131163101!Fallout_3_Army_Power_Armour.png

Or at least something along the lines of that.

Oh, going with Fallout 3 Brotherhood of Steel power armor I see. I like it.

Yup.

The generic ones are the best ones.

I didn't like how the T-51b looked, so I had this one instead.

I loved the T-51b armor :(

Well, I didn't like how there was a gigantic-fucking-valve on the back.

WHAT'S THAT VALVE EVEN FOR, ANYWAY?!

I only loved it because it made you feel like a badass. Imagine carrying around a minigun wearing that! Fuckin' epic!!

And plus, the T51-b armor was made BEFORE the world got blown up. Just sayin'.

Super, thanks. ^_^

Morgan, please can you draw me a mid-20s pot-bellied yet muscular black guy of average height and a shaved head? He's a temple guardian, wearing something similar to Mahatma Gandhi in this picture. He wields a long wooden staff about the length of his armspan and pretty thick, and he has a mustache tattoo on his left knee. His facial expression should be should be stern and serious and his body language should show he's ready for a fight. His name is Teeju and he's a character in my upcoming storygame.

Awesome! I'll add him to the list! ^_^

I forgot to add that this guy has four arms. If you've already started then don't worry about the extra arms.

I support the beard so i must support the mustache. Notice how well groom facial hair is for he ,Frank2, commands the Beard Legion.

Woot! Any requests for your image? Otherwise I'll just do a stylized version of him. ^_^

Awesome!

Put this in your profile!
 

I.E., disable rich text editor from your account and enter the following code into your profile:
<p><img alt="Aman" src="http://s3.postimg.org/bl6p75pgj/Aman.png" />

I just used imgur

Good enough, ha ha!

Glad to have you on the right side! :D

Whoever is not on the right side is on the left side, and whoever is on the left side is on the wrong side.

Exactly, Tim. :D

Welcome to the army, Frank!

WHITE SAIL! 

^ tis' our post count building spam cheer 

WHITE SAIL!

My only request :

Draw the most kawaii cat-girl holding a board saying WHITE SAIL.

It'll be the worst for Killa.

XD

WHITE SAAIL

Well, shit.  I still haven't learned how to slap on videos.

Right click on the video, and click  embeded, then copy it. 

Post that into the source

Well...fu...

Let the SAIL do its work then.

 

I have this remix on my phone, actually.

HAHAHAHA!

Edited a pic, obviously. I'll draw specific original characters, but in this case I figured Google Images was the better bet. ^_^

Killa, you better fucking see this...

@Killa_Robot

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...

...

WHITE SAIL!

:D

WHITE SAIL!

it's so cute, it has me kawaii -ing tears of joy Bah-Dun-Tss

Going to change your banner, then? :P

He'll have to consider soon...when it comes.

...you should join Team Aman. We're gonna kick Team Drak's ass. ^_^

Yet Aman lost.

A minor setback. Team Aman shall emerge victorious!

(Yes, according to the rules of the competition, this is actually possible. XD)

I personally think it's hilarious how Drak thinks that because he's in second place he's going to win.

Muahahaha. You're just consoling yourselves. No matter what happens, Drakilian will rank higher than Aman in this tournament - stone cold fact.

All you have to throw at us are numbers. What are you trying so hard for? Team awards? That only applies for a few of you. What are the rest of you getting out of this? The change to support the last place competitor?

In the end, you'll never have the one thing on the Internet that truly matters - bragging rights.

@Morgan_R, I challenge you to an art duel! We shall see who is the supreme artist in this war!  (( No seriously - your art is amazing, wanna do an art trade after this? I'll draw one of your characters if you draw one of mine, and I'll make it my profile-pic quality, not these propaganda sketches.))

Edited a pic, obviously. I'll draw specific original characters, but in this case I figured Google Images was the better bet. ^_^

White Sail neko pict.

Hm mine's almost done.

You mean the bragging rights of being on the best team? The team that triumphed despite all odds?

Sounds good to me! ^_^

 

...challenge accepted! ((But once Team Aman has won, and no longer requires my services, I'd be delighted to trade. ^_^))

Let's go ahead and clear this up:

We may not be the highest scoring team, and Aman may have lost his first battle, but that doesn't mean we're a bad army. Pretty much, we're the team with the highest spirit and most loyalty. Swift is missing out on a lot by leaving us.

Hah! I've seen pet rocks with more spirits than you guys.

You must be kidding. Have you seen the forums lately? :P

 

You're just jealous.

Yeah, it was impossible to miss the hundreds of posts' worth of spam. The most spirited? All I see is a group of people acting like buffoons, blatantly try to avoid the fact that DRAKILIAN CURBSTOMPED AMAN.

Even I didn't lose that badly against Drakilian in my VERY FIRST COMMANDER MATCH.

In victory or defeat, we stand by our commander!

Meanwhile, Drak doesn't have a single vocal supporter who wasn't assigned to him. 9_9

Drak may have won the match, but in every other respect, AMAN is the BETTER MAN.

WHITE SAIL!

MAN? Hah! He's a mustache, you idiot!

WHITE SAIL

Even Muhammed Ali can get the shit beaten out of him.

To quiller:

You are completely overlooking the fact that everyone has bad days.

So Aman lost. By a lot. In fact, he got his ass kicked to the moon. But you can't base his talent off of ONE BATTLE! Once upon a time, about eight years ago, I was on a soccer team. I was known throughout the small league as the undefeatable goalie. Nobody could score a goal off of me.

Then, one sad day, one team scored FIVE goals off of me. Did I give up after that? No. Did my team still stand by my side and support me? Yes.

Maybe you got lucky on your first match, or maybe you're just a natural. Maybe Aman sucks (No way! He's the best), or maybe he just got unlucky.

Anyway, the point is, if Drak had lost that match, stand up for him. Stay by his side. But unfortunately, Aman lost, but what do the Mustaches do? Stand up for him. Stay by his side.

Hm, except, how many matches have Drakilian and Aman played?

Aman loses by more and more points every time. I don't think you can call that just a bad day.

(( Eep, where is all this meanness coming from? I don't mean it >_<. I seriously respect both of them as players way outta my league. ))

I dunno man, I have beaten Drak before, ha ha

Yep. Once. You see, that is what you would call a bad day.

Or pure luck, RDG hatred, etc. So many excuses usable

Bad week. Bad month. Bad year, even.

I've had all of these, and don't pretend YOU haven't. I remember one of the years of elementary school being the most horrible year of my life. I've had too many bad months, and you can bet your ass that I have horrid, terrible days where I can't standd to carry on anymore. But do I? Yes. And if you ask me, it's very admirable that Aman isn't giving up.

Honey, if the entire year was bad for you, then it's high time to do some serious self reflection and figure out what you're doing wrong.

Honey, that amazingly vicious and dreadful year was somewhat six years ago. You can imagine I've picked myself up by now.

Plus, I find it hard to believe you have never had a long streak of horribleness and unluckyness.

You know, contrary to popular belief, the universe doesn't ACTUALLY hate anyone. We're too insignificant for that.

So yeah, I have had streaks of horribleness, but I didn't just shrug it off as bad luck. There was usually, yanno, a REASON, and thus, something that could be done to FIX it, or at least lessen the horribleness.

Solving your own problems - pretty new idea, huh? Check it out, you'll be amazed how much it changes your life.

I DID solve my own problems. Did you even read what I said?

"You can imagine I've picked myself up by now". Solving problems did change my life, so it's not a new idea for me.

Don't randomly assume stuff. It just makes you look like an asshole.

And also, let me just say you don't want to screw around with me. ^_^ That's where all this is coming from, except I wouldn't call it "meanness".

Mustache Bitches be crazy, say whut?

((Haha, actually, I meant me, because I don't know where all these asshole-y words coming off my keyboard are coming from.))

Your realize that settling for 'best' team prize is essentially a consolation prize? That's like saying you were the most spirited losers in this tournament.

And again, all you have is numbers and endless spamming of 'WHITE SAIL'...which never showed up for the battle before Drakilian sank Aman's chances of winning to the bottom of the sea.

(( Haha, true, I think I'm drawing...like...six things at once right now. If I take one more commission, my head's going to explode. But yeah, after the tournament is over, I'll hold you to it! ))

We didn't lose, though. Aman did. Hell, we're not even playing. You're arguing with us because you're fighting desperately for the one thing you can win in this tournament, but that's not going to happen because we are amazing and you are evil. The game has nothing to do with it, the fact that Drak won and Aman didn't isn't why we're being so spirited. We're being spirited simply because we're a better team than you are. Nanna-nanna boo-boo.

WHITE SAIL!

PREACH IT!

WHITE SAIL!

WHITE SAIL WILL BAIL!

Only a few of us? Silly Quiller, there are millions of intangibles to apply for! And besides, it's not like you'll be able to easily transfer those bragging rights. You may have won the game, but we've won everything else!

Hm...intangibles. Like...propaganda posters? We've got LOTS of those and more coming.

Or, say, a song about Aman's defeat at Drakilian's hands? Hey, would you look at that, we've got one of those too!

What do you have? Other thank a bunch of spam posts of 'WHITE SAIL' to boost your post count?

That song is ours, notice how it states that White Sails's absence was a matter of bad weather and bad luck, and that what Drak did was underhanded. Just as the actual song sings in mourning of the wreck, the parody sings in mourning of the loss, it doesn't praise the storm of November for killing them all! We have two flags, I've hand-murdered 4 skinheads, we've drawn a bunch of fan-art, (more are coming as well.) And we have a better theme song. 

A soldier in a futuristic armor, with a gun in one hand a lightsaber-like sword in the other. Short black hair, brown eyes.

... I don't know now...

And my third and last character.

A large muscular orc with iron armor on him, two battleaxes, one in each hand, red eyes and if it's not too much a little blood on the said battleaxes.

I decided with this one beacuse I am called the Beserker Orc of Doom or something like that.

An all-seeing potato. That is all.

Love your new profile picture Morgan. :P

Hey, Morgan, not to rush things, but when do you think some of the art is going to be done?

Should be able to put some serious time in tonight! ^_^

You rock Morgan. ^_^

Yes, a much valued member of The Mustache Army.

While I'm sitting here being pointless... *Sits in the corner and thinks about sad stuff*

Just having the banner is enough!

Nonsense! Everyone has a value in The Mustache Army.

WHITE SAIL!

What Ella said. Every member even has a title. That says something about the importance of everyone in Team Aman, no?

WHITE SAIL!

Mine's "Blond Guy in a Jumpsuit'... I know I wanted it to be that, but now it sounds sorta stupid...

But my abilities are powerful, as shown in this picture:

Morgan_R, the Amazing Artist.

A froody woman that can drink a few barrels ;D I'm not technically part of team Aman...but you should draw it anyways :3

TEAM AMAN MEMBERS ONLY.

That's blackmail. :(

...Do you know what blackmail is?

Yes. Blackmail = Team Aman. 

Whitesail = Fail.

Aman = Lose. 

Hey, it even rhymes.

White sail fail...catchy.

I know right! 

Drak = Lack

Drakilian = Killing puppies for shits and giggles

Like he killed Aman's army, yup. They were about equally threatening.

Description of the Factions

Aman: Hyper fangirl losers

Drakilian: Sadistic egotictical assholes

Galobtter: Evil propaganda editors

Feanor: ...Everyone else

Sadistic, yes, the privilege of power. Egotistical - have you SEEN our commander's match record. Hell yeah, we've got good reason to be. And assholes, haha, because everyone knows nice guys finish last.

Yup, I don't have a problem with that.

 

Lack of what? Because the only thing Drakilian seem to be lacking right now is an opponent capable of defeating him.

He's lacking supporters. xD

That is utterly true.

Hm, actually, no, we aren't.

Last I checked, we had more supporters than anyone else except the mindless legion of mustaches. Except, unlike you guys, we're not spambots. :D

"Legion of Mustaches"

That actually sounds like a good name. Quickly, someone add this to a flag!

Aman abused his Moderator powers to blackmail for more supporters. XD Although every other commanders are playing fair. Like mine, for instance. 

I didn't even know he is a moderator. He isn't on the admin list.

He isn't on this site.

All's fair in love and war.

Says the Jew.

For the last time, black mail and bribery are different. Giving people fun and freebies if they do him a favor is not playing unfair.

Actually, 3J encouraged us to get the banners to spread to other websites.

Hm, actually we're not mindless or spambots.

Sure, we say our battle cry WHITE SAIL! a lot, but that's just representing support. You shouldn't be ones to talk with your constant "KNEEL, PEONS!" pictures and asshole remarks.

We are not mindless, because, well, would you look at that! We can think, we can type, we can read, among THOUSANDS of other skills.. Sentinel is possibly the best person at coming up with comebacks on this entire site. Once again, I'm getting the impression you're jealous. :P

 

Of course I know better. What perfect person on Drak's team would be jealous of us, filthy scumbags?

FUCK THE FUCKING FACTIONS!

Stop wasting our time, coins. You're acting a bit like a troll.

Stop wasting your energy, false American. You're acting a bit like a bitch.

I'm not feeding the troll anymore. You're a dick, and you have nothing better to do then troll people you don't know over the internet.

Good day, sir.

I'm not feeding the troll anymore. You're a dick, and you have nothing better to do than troll people you don't know over the internet.

Good day, sir.

"Sure, we say our battle cry WHITE SAIL! a lot"

Try: More than more than necessary. 

White sail!

White sail!

White sail!

Woot! Woot!

White sail!

White sail!

Red sail!

White sail!

Woot!

White - 

...x-x

 

Yep, those dozens of consecutive posts of echoing 'WHITE SAIL' posts really demonstrate your mental acuity. C'mon, you must have been on the internet for long enough to at least recognize spam for what it is.

Hm, and last I checked, between all of Team Drakilian, we've posted the 'kneel peons' poster on the forums about seven times total. The fact that it left such a deep impression just goes to show the value of a well-crafted piece of artwork. ;) It certainly took a hell of a lot more effort to make that simply typing the words 'white sail'.

 

 

7 times by like, 3 active members.

So our ratio is about 2 posts per member.

Yours is about...say, a couple dozen each.

SPAM. I rest my case.

Well, the "White Sail" battlecry is actually a very strategic move. Whenever someone makes a big statement in approval of the Mustache Army, we yell "WHITE SAIL" to announce our presence and support to the individual, letting them know that we're prepared to beat the shit out of people who challenge that statement alongside the person who said it. It's like a Like Button, but it's also a militiary strategy.

Took the words right out of my mouth.

WHITE SAIL!
 

Except it takes up far more space.

...You also realize your battlecry is based on a unit that never actually showed up for the battle, right? The irony makes me smile.

Except it's spam, and everyone knows how much your commander hates spam, unless, of course, they're coming out of his, or his team's mouth, right? xD

Nmelssx, I'm not sure if you even know what blackmail is. If you do, you're not using it correctly.

Ella, I'm not sure if you even know what Team Aman is. Team Aman obviously = Blackmail. 

Team Aman = the team you secretly long to be on because of our amazing members and spirit

Blackmail = the act of demanding money from someone in return of not exploiting person information or secrets about them.

 

Honestly, there is a huge difference.

Team Aman: The team you secretly long to to be on leave because of our amazing members and spirit.

Fixed that for you.

Coins, stay out of this. This isn't your fight. You don't even have a banner. Go back to your hell hole while people fight their own fights, okay? ^_^

Little shit. :)

False American, stay out of this. Go back to your asshole while I rant, okay?

For the millionth fcking time, I am not a false American just because my name is Gabriella. I've met AT THE VERY LEAST! five other girls in my life with the name Gabriella.

 

Tsk tsk, associating with other false Americans.

Okay, I'm done talking to you. :)

Seven thousand false Americans huh.

There are 7,965 people in the U.S. with the first name Gabriella. Statistically the 2138th most popular first name. More than 99.9 percent of people with the first name Gabriella are female. Names similar to Gabriella:

"More than 99.9 percent of people with the first name Gabriella are female."

LMAO

Which poor guy got stuck with Gabriella? XD

Have you ever heard the song about a man named Sue? He becomes a bonafied badass.

Just looked it up, and damn that was awesome and hilarious at the same time.

Dick move, dad. Dick. Move.

Blackmail = Team Aman, "Hey, if you're on team Aman we'll be handing out free drawings. Oh, you're not in Team Aman? Join, and we will draw free pictures for you! What? You no join? No pictures for you then!" 

You're not very elastic, are you?  

It's more like bribery then blackmail. Blackmail is "I have a dirty secret about you and BZ Nme. If you join team Aman, I won't reveal it."

You...you beat me to saying this. Though it is probably for the best. :P

Sure. It might be a better word choice, but it's still true. 

Well, now it's true. XD

It's been true since the meteors hit earth and wiped out all the dinosaurs! You just weren't there to witness it! Ahem~ Ahem ~ Ahan ~ Aman.  

Bribery isn't the same as blackmail though.

No. Not exactly the same, but very similar. 

Bribery: "If you were to help me out, I could give you money or other things of value."

Blackmail: "If you don't help me out, I will release incriminating pictures about you to the public and ruin your name."

Tell me how these two statements are similar.

Um, they're both underhanded and result in someone obeying your will against their personal views?

Obviously if the bribe is accepted it isn't against personal views, whereas black main has no negotiations.

"Black man has no negotiations."?

Lol, it actually said "Black Main" but I meant blackmail. :P

You mean you've never done anything you don't personally believe in for the sake of a reward?

Wow, you must have never worked at a job you hate. Real world sucks, buddy.

I haven't had a job that I hated so much that I felt that being paid is a form a blackmail. XD

What kind of life do you live?

I was referring to bribery, but sure, bosses blackmail their workers all the time. Minimum wage part time jobs suck major balls.

Welcome to the life of a perpetually broke college student. XD

 

I can agree with your statement. In this case, Aman isn't forcing anyone to stay.

Are you speaking from personal experience? :p

You're asking how those two are similar, not how they are different, so Quiller's statement is completely correct, and stands for itself righteously. 

Team Aman doesn't bribe people, though. Bribery implies getting people to do something corrupt or against the rules. All we're doing is getting people to put a banner on their profile, which is totally legit. Think of Team Aman as an employer that pays its workers better than other similar employers.

D:

Please don't poke this topic. We only just barely got the debate to die with a bunch of cat girl pictures. We had to resort to cat girls! That's how bad it was.

Bribery: "If you help me, then me give you money."

Blackmail: "If you help me, then me give you money. If you no help me, then me no give you money. You no money, you no food. You no food, you die. Haha." 

You didn't even show the differences.

Your bribery statement is literally describing how people purchase a service such as: house cleaning, garden work, check balancing.

The statement for blackmail isn't blackmail. The person can simply look for another source of money. In THIS situation, there is simply a service being offered for those that join.

They both get you to do things for them that you wouldn't do in normal situations and without the incentives, whether they be a threat to your existence, or an offer to enrich your life style. As I've said, they are similar, but not exactly the same. To said that they have nothing in common would be the remarks of someone who has no imaginations whatever so, and so completely unbendable that they would never use the same words for two situations. 

You have said that Aman is blackmailing people, which in every way possible is false.

He is, however, occasionally bribing people but I don't see how that's wrong. I mean, Galo is doing to too. Hell, Drak is even bribing sometimes. There is honestly nothing wrong with it, unless it's used to kidnap or kill someone.

So by that logic, a maid wouldn't do the job unless she was paid. Since you are offering said maid some money to do the job, you are now bribing said maid.

Again, when someone blackmails you, it is generally something that you would NEVER do. Such as sending naked pictures. When someone is bribing you and said bribe is accepted, it is not working against the persons morals if they were willing to accept the bribe. Also, you can't force someone to accept a bribe, because then it would be blackmail.

When I tell you that my party is offering stuff that the other party doesn't have, so you should join me. I am bribing you.

When I tell you that my party is going to frame you for a murder case if you do not join. I am blackmailing you.

I think that I've already acceded the point that they're quite different. I just don't agree with your viewpoint that they're completely different. You seem to not understand that ^ that's exactly what I'm not saying. 

I never said they are completely different, I did say that they are not the same. Also, if you see an above post, I agreed with Quiller on said scenario.

"Tell me how these two statements are similar."

The above implies that you think those two words are completely different, and not similar in any way, be they definition, or word usage. So while you never did outright said that they are not similar in any way, the above is enough for any person with half a cerebrum to infer what you were attempting to communicate across. 

That statement implies that I want you to defend your argument on how they are "very similar" as you said that at least three times. So no, I was not implying that they share no similarities whatsoever, though that is obviously how you chose to interpret it.

Why are you asking me how they are similar when you already knew that they are similar then? Sounds to me like you're just arguing for the sake of the argument itself. xD  

Actually, it sounds like you're the one arguing just for the sake of it.

I'm done here.

I'm asking for you to give a logical reason as to why they are "very similar". You have yet to do this, instead you speak in circles.

Nigh! You speak in squares, and I'm catching you at every corner.

Let it die. For the love of gawd and all of our sanity, please let this debate die already.

You're asking someone to give a logical reason for something that you already know to be true, and arguing with them over something both you and the other person know to be true. What is that, if not arguing just for the sake of the argument itself? Neighing like a horse will not be able to get you anywhere, either. 

I clearly don't believe that the two words are "very similar". XD

Anyway, I'm done here. This is going nowhere, and you are just trolling at this point.

"That statement implies that I want you to defend your argument on how they are "very similar" as you said that at least three times. So no, I was not implying that they share no similarities whatsoever"

"Why are you asking me how they are similar when you already knew that they are similar then? Sounds to me like you're just arguing for the sake of the argument itself. xD"

"I'm asking for you to give a logical reason as to why they are "very similar". "

"You're asking someone to give a logical reason for something that you already know to be true, and arguing with them over something both you and the other person know to be true. What is that, if not arguing just for the sake of the argument itself?"

_"So no, I was not implying that they share no similarities whatsoever"_

_"I clearly don't believe that the two words are "very similar"."_

You're clearly just contradicting yourself now. 

Using the trolling cards every time you know you can't back down without looking stupid doesn't give you the automatic win. In fact, it just makes you look more like a bad troll yourself. 

I never contradicted myself. As I told you, I never said they are very similar. "Very" being the key word. If you saw when I agreed with Quiller, I clearly agreed on the point that they share some similarities. By stating that they are very similar you are basically saying that the words are interchangeable and are practically the same, and you still have yet to make your case.

I can back down while making you look stupid at the same time. You've been shown to do this on more than one occasion and have already been labeled as a troll in the past. Get over yourself.

You know what, screw it, go look the words up in a dictionary people.

Let's stop wasting our lives arguing over definitions, yeah? I feel like I'm in ninth grade English again. Aman will keep bribing/blackmailing/whatever to get people in his army, and that's cool, because this is the internet, and there are no rules.

For once, I agree with you, quiller.

Can I quote that later? XD

I suppose so. :P

Keep in mind I said "For once".

Yep, but now I can cheerfully deny all of your claims disparaging my ability to make meaningful remarks.

Yup yup yup

His mustache gives him the perfect look for it.

No, they aren't.

While bribery is offering goods in return of you doing something for them, blackmail is just straight out "GIMME YOUR MONEY AND I WON'T TELL EVERYBODY VERY SENSITIVE AND PERSONAL THINGS ABOUT YOU AND YOUR LOVED ONES!".

I'm technically part of team Aman...

Uh huh. No banner on your profile, no art for you. XD

It's a shame I didn't get into the first division.

Cat girls would have flooded the site ^_^

That would have been awesome

If @the_quiller is, in fact, drawing a cat-girl for Drak's team, I just might have to counter it with another cat-girl... XD

You're on! Art Duel GO!

...I am actually considering drawing a catgirl for every single team. Just because, you know, CAT GIRLS.

Yay

I approve of this.

...I think this thread needs less arguing about definitions, and MORE CATGIRLS! XD

Yuss

Oh, god, WHY?

I know, it's so hot that you can't contain yourself. XD

...yeah, i'd still hit that

In the face.

AHEM. I said LESS arguing and MORE catgirls.

 

Sexy. I have assemble the rest of the Beard Legion.

I'm the only one here who DOESN'T find furries attractive...

No. Me being a straight girl and all...
 

Just because you're straight doesn't mean you can't find your own gender attractive.

Well, I don't I rarely find my own gender attractive. :P

I fantasize about male celebrities every night I don't ever get attracted to the same gender...Forget what I said about 'fantasizing about male celebrities every night'.

Let me rephrase that, *AHEM*: "I'm the only male here who DOESN'T find furries attractive..." 

You're aware what's being posted isn't furries, right?

I know that..... NOW SCAT KITTEN!!!

...here, have a catboy! XD

No

It's for @GabbyElla, silly. 9_9

Oh.

If you were to mail that instead of type it, that would cost approximately 8 dollars. The more you know! *Insert a rainbow here* 

Depends really. Distance and state laws differ.

Eh. :P

That's just some guy with a mutated ass.

And ears...

...and dubious fashion sense. XD

Ah well. One more member for Team Aman's auxiliary cat-person army, anyway! ^_^

Yay

CATGIRLS~!

Even more yay

Must... Resist... Sexual tensions... *Sexually frustrated scream*

This is starting to drift  towards hentai. :P

Yes. The lovers of the Beard Legion Commander.

CATGIRLS!!

Brought to you courtesy of MS Paint. Because my Photoshop couldn't handle the cat girls and died of cardiac arrest.

Add one more KNEEL, PEONS to the list. :P

With a pretty cat girl for your viewing pleasure :D

I dare you all to make your WHITE SAIL posts this pretty.

That's pretty epic.

I win

Holy shit that's amazing.

@Morgan_R

This round of our art duel has been won by Aman.

yup yup. Spent like, 24 hours on that beauty. 

Only? Damn, you draw fast!

Is that a tail, or is he just really happy to see us all?

...if that's the case, why is it crooked at the end?

Aman has some weird taste.

Wait, that's weird? 

It's a she, dammit. 

You forgot to draw in the boobs. How could you forget the boobs? Sacrilege.

I didn't forget anything aside from your base needs, Q. 

Fixed. Better? >_<

Whoa, straight into 9 months pregnant. O_o

I liked the first one better.

Fool, make up your mind!

You are unworthy to see my glorious artistic talent! HMPH

No, anything but that!

In repentance, I'll draw you cat girl propaganda posters against Galo? :D

Yay (just draw more catgirls)

You may get brownie points with Morgan now since you made a shemale catgirl, Aman.

Ah, thank you for realizing this picture depth. 

Oh god, now he's drawing transvestites!

Never mind (html fail)

XD

Is that... Drak as a catgirl?! :D

While that would be hilarious and awesome and I WISH I HAD THOUGHT OF THAT, sadly, no, no it is not.

This, my friend, is what you call a running theme. As opposed to simply spamming white sails and mustaches.

I dunno, man, she looks like she's sitting in his chair... so either she kicked him out of it, or... Drak's secret is OUT. >:D

Look carefully at Drak's throne, then at this chair. See the difference? Assuming you don't have astigmatism, of course.

I mean, that's also disregarding all the differences in height, build, gender, clothing, eye color and hair color. Myriad though his many abilities may be, not even our great commander could pull that off.

I'm not so sure about that...

WHAT DA FUQING SHIET.

Props for a well-edited wig, but nope, still not even close. Might wanna get your eyes checked, you've clearly spent too long staring at a computer monitor if you can mistake Drak in a wig for that cat girl.

And until you get better glasses or more sleep, I sincerely advise you not to hit on anyone until you're sure of their gender.

Pfft! Given the circles I travel in, I have occasionally made out with people without being sure of their gender. But you're right, really... it's always so awkward to ask later. XD

...so we're going with 'she's the team's new commander,' I guess? ^_^

Unfortunately, I'm afraid our cat girls can only exist in the realms of our hopes and dreams. The sad truth of the universe is that cat girls aren't real.

Someone should make a post on God's FWW and ask for that feature to be added to our reality.

...alternatively, we should fund genetic research.

Incidentally, I noticed there was a guy that went to my university who wore dog ears and a tail whenever I saw him.

It was disappointing he was a guy (and that he looked really awkward), but it gave me hope that real cat girls could exist!

Well, in that case, my answer to "KNEEL PEONS" is keep dreaming. ^_^

Oh, and...

WHITE SAIL! XD

http://i686.photobucket.com/albums/vv221/Emobaby_017/Cat-Girl.png

WHITE SAIL!

WHITE SAIL SHALL BAIL!

Oh Morgan, we already knew you were a "whip first, introduce yourself later" kind of person, haha.

...what, I'm supposed to find out their safeword and their name? That's too many things to remember! 9_9

Even then, plenty of names can go either way.

Alex, Sam, Jessie, Taylor...

I could probably think of more, but it's 4 AM and I'm 90% zombie by now. =_=

Yep. Androgynous appearance + gender neutral name = "You're cute, but damned if I know which pronouns to use." XD

Also: Sheesh, go to bed! The war will still be here in the morning. Or afternoon, as the case may be. 9_9

You're pretty fucking welcome, Killa.

Yes, these cat girl pictures exist solely because of Swift.

Hail the harbringer of cat girls!

Come on, think about stuff other than cat boys... *Thinks about Windows DOS* NOOOO, THE DOS!!! IT BURNS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Now I know what I want! I want my avatar standing over a bunch of dead bodies holding an assault rifle. 

The cat girl surge is really a nice change of pace =P

Man, this thread went out of control while I was gone.

When was it ever UNDER control?

Before other teams came and ruined it. It was great when it was just Team Aman.

Oh, in that case, you're welcome! It warms a very special place in my heart to know we ruined something for you.

Unfortunately for you, it was mainly Nmelssx with that big arugment.

Oh, that. Yeah, that wasn't fun.

CAT GIRLS.

Mmmmmm.......cat girls.......

CAT GIRLS!

Yea bishes

....... sorry, I'm sleepy.

FTW!!!!!!!

*SPIES

I spy something with half an eye, and a black banana, that the something under itself is something that looks very unfamilar.  

Black...banana?

Yes. You know. The kind that's stinky and half rotten. 

Is it... my avatar?

Wow, I thought those were swords behind you, but they were bananas all along?

...I can't decide if that's lame or awesome or lame in an awesome way

No, they're swords, but I thought it was the mustache that was being referred to.

You do realize you just implied that Aman's mustache looks like a rotten banana, right?

Tastes bad, but is really useful? 

Useful to give to 'badass' monkey ducks and burning gorillas to give them food poisoning.

Dude, you have have a rotting banana on your face.

That's already way beyond 'you need to shave' and into the territory of 'what the hell were you thinking?!'

Q, you have bird feathers in your hat. You could get diseases and shit. XD

You have a caterpillar on your lip.

How dare you insult his magnificent moustache!

Hitler had a better moustache than this poser!

Only if I eat them or something, and unlike you folks, I still retain just a tiny shred of sanity that tells me why that would be a bad idea.

Besides, there's a long and happy tradition of adding a feather in you hat for every enemy you slay or exceptionally badass stunt you pull off.

What's the tradition behind the rotting banana faces? >_>

The tradition of shoving said rotting bananas down our enemies' throats before throwing them off the

WHITE SAIL!

Nothing. 31 just does that because skeletons have no hair follicles, hence, their "Mustache" allows them to give their enemies rotten-banana poisoning.

What no, if you touch it, and forget to wash your hands, you're gonna get sick. XD 

Don't worry, I learned in kindergarten to wash my hands before I eat and not to rub my eyes or chew my nails :D

...although most of my classmates missed the memo, apparently.

Skeletons aren't affected by germs.

Sure they are. It's called decomposition.

Yeah, but they kind of get what one of my GM friends would call a "99.99999% disease and poison resistance buff" once they're able to live independently of flesh and blood.

I love how much White Sail we've made our enemies spread on this thread.

But what about fox girls?

We already lured them all to our side with apples. Bushels and bushels of apples.

((Also, if you have not yet seen Spice and Wolf and are a fan of anime, I cannot recommend it more strongly. It manages to make medieval economics interesting))

Foxes aren't wolves.

No, but they eat apples, apparently.

This thread is quickly approaching critical mass levels of adorableness.

I don't know, that video is kinda adorable but the story is serious enough and the melody is so haunting that I think it balances out the cute cartoon artwork.

It was cute in a Madoka Magica kinda way. Disturbing, but adorable.

Didn't even touch disturbing for me.  Elfen Lied, now that was fucking adorable

Ah, yes, who could resist naked diclonius girls ripping the head off of entire squads of armed forces O_o?

And somehow not die from the mountain of bullets that must've passed their ovaries.

What!?... Aww, that's too bad... At least I still have my favorite Fox Girl on our side. She's still only halfway done with my training regimen, but she has a shit ton of potential!

Good job, Angela, now that you put the flag on top of Mount Everest, kill the ice dragon that lives in the cave a little further down it. You're doing GREAT!

Dammit Sent. You crossed the line from cat girls to furries.

All is lost now.

The furry line was crossed the moment you played an Elder Scrolls game as a Khajiit. It has been lost before it was was ever found!

Could I have a man-sized pig. With blood on it's muzzle and hooves.

Uh... Anthro, or just an oversized normal pig?

Hmmm.... Anthro. But mostly piggy. I want a pig standing on his hind legs. Guess that's called anthro. Thank you!

Got it. ^_^

Hey I joined the aman army, please remake my pro pic into a new drawing, thanks.

Do you want a different pose or anything? Don't see much point in just redrawing it, although I will if that's what you really want.

yeah a different pose, haha make it look awesome,

Sorry, folks, sketching isn't going so well today... >_<

But on the bright side, Hello Kitty has joined our cause!

*taps foot*

...you still don't have a working banner. :P

I copy/pasted it and disabled rich text. I don't know what else I can DO, dammit.

You did it in the wrong order -- you've got to disable rich text (including hitting the button so it updates) and THEN paste.

You can also grab the one I have in my profile (which is more compressed), save it, and then upload it to your own My Stuff/Pictures section. Then you can switch back to the rich text editor and use the picture button to add it.

Or you could just drag and drop it into the rich editor textbox from another thread.

WHAT. WHY DID I NOT KNOW THAT. >_<

...thanks, Killa. ^_^

Done!

I've been telling people this for a while xD

 o really now?  How intriguing...

Ahahaha, this is so much easier! XD

That's all I can see.

I think you mean:

I dun see dur fuggin mustash ser.

Just an update about my lack of updates -- my tablet is out on loan. It's for a good cause, but it does mean that I'm not doing any art until tomorrow evening at the soonest. >_<

Wow, you're a good friend. I'd bite anyone who tries to take my tablet, haha.

You can always draw with a mouse? It'll make your hand cramp like no tomorrow, but it works. Desperate times, desperate measures and all.

The friend who borrows it lets me borrow his car... I figure that's about an equal exchange. ;)

Man, that would be a blast from the past... I think I'm more likely to do some preliminary sketches on paper, though. XD

Haha, fair enough.

Yeah, those were the  bad  good old days. Drawing with a mouse on MS Paint and Oekaki, living in a perpetual state of carpal tunnel XD.

Out of curiosity, which tablet do you use?

Intuos3 9x12. It's actually a hand-me-down from a friend, and it's easily five years old at this point, but I love it.

Ever tried Paint Tool SAI? It's pretty much my saving grace for line art -- not only does it have line stabilization, it's super easy to edit lines after the fact.

NICE! One of my friends has that one and it draws beautifully. I'm too poor to shell out for anything more than my second-hand Bamboo Pen and Touch >_<

I've never actually used SAI, but if it has line stabilization, then I'm going to go download it, like, now. Photoshop has a bunch of features, but getting my line art to look clean with a small tablet is a bitch (which, if you notice, all my lines are kind of scraggly XD)

You two are cute.

Strange remark there, @JJJ-thebanisher. What brought on this sudden spurt of admiration?

I really enjoy it when two people get really enthusiastic about something that I don't know a whole lot about. I think it really reinforces that having diversity in our community is excellent. It was a compliment.

That clears thing up. I appreciate you explaining it. When I just read "You guys are cute", alarm bells went off in my head. xD

Nah, both Morgan and I are old enough to fight off creepers XD

With our skinny art geek arms and all.

Nah, Morgan has whips and you're an asian. 

You're safe

Because clearly, all Asians know kung-fu >_> Not as strong as demon jew magic, but it gets the job done.

Duh. 

I'm Canadian, eh? I use Maple Syrup and Poutine to fulfill my agendas.

Seriously? Dude.

.... One of them is FEMALE!?

Or, now that your Evil Overlord has been defeated, you could defect... :D

I'm female, but my gender is more 'none of the above.' ^_^

Hm, I won't Heel-Face turn, but I may offer the heroes enigmatic advice and then disappear into the shadows XD

So how's the drawing going, @Morgan_R ? 

Haven't actually gotten my tablet back. No real free time this weekend anyway... working on a thorough house-cleaning so my housemate won't freak out when she gets back from vacation. XD

Should be able to get some drawing done this coming week, though. ^_^

...man, where did that week even go? Sorry guys. Haven't forgotten about this, just busy. >_<

It's okay. Just remember, that every hour I don't have my pig-man, seven billion orphaned pigmy owls die. 

Basically, Slenderman with batlike wings and a notebook with a cross on it in his hands.