Since Quills and I shared plot concepts on a fantasy story:
Quiller The, the Pixie
A Fantasy Novel
by Writer Unknown
In a tent there lived a brown, violent pixie named Quiller The. Not a dirty ripped, fragile tent, filled with beans and a fluffy smell, nor yet a grubby, tender, short tent with nothing in it to sit down on or to eat: it was a pixie-tent, and that means warmth.
One day, after a troubling visit from the sprite Kiel Farren, Quiller leaves his tent and sets out in search of three fragile beans. A quest undertaken in the company of aliens, girls and dirty fairies.
In the search for the sprite-guarded beans, Quiller The surprises even himself with his kindness and skill as a teacher.
During his travels, Quiller rescues a piano, an heirloom belonging to Kiel. But when Kiel refuses to try smiling, their friendship is over.
However, Kiel is wounded at the Battle of Waterloo and the two reconcile just before Quiller engages in some serious smiling.
Quiller accepts one of the three fragile beans and returns home to his tent a very wealthy pixie.
The following story is because I selected two people at random:
A Horror Story
by Writer Unknown
Whilst investigating the death of a local police officer, a noble hairdresser called ISentinel PenguinI uncovers a legend about a supernaturally-cursed, spotty hawk circulating throughout Australia. As soon as anyone uses the hawk, he or she has exactly 124 days left to live.
The doomed few appear to be ordinary people during day to day life, but when photographed, they look zombified. A marked person feels like a chubby cat to touch.
ISentinel gets hold of the hawk, refusing to believe the superstition. A collage of images flash into her mind: a crumpled giraffe balancing on a moist police officer, an old newspaper headline about a biking accident, a hooded maggot ranting about fingernails and a drinking well located in a dull place.
When ISentinel notices her lips have cat-like properties, she realises that the curse of the spotty hawk is true and calls in her uncle, a author called James coker, to help.
James examines the hawk and willingly submits himself to the curse. He finds that the same visions flash before his eyes. He finds the crumpled giraffe balancing on a moist police officer particularly chilling. He joins the queue for a supernatural death.
ISentinel and James pursue a quest to uncover the meaning of the visions, starting with a search for the hooded maggot. Will they be able to stop the curse before their time is up?
Randomly generated reviews: Praise for The Curse of the Spotty Hawk
"This is actually pretty scary. I'll never be able to look at another spotty hawk for as long as I live."
- The Daily Tale
"Oh please! There's nothing scary about a crumpled giraffe balancing on a moist police officer. Are we supposed to feel spooked?"
- Enid Kibbler
"The hooded maggot really freaked me out."
- Hit the Spoof
"I hope ISentinel and James get married."
- Zob Gloop
