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AH HAH! AT LAST! At last, you've revealed yourself! Now I can also forsake this silly disguise in favor of my true identity! Watson and I can capture you at last, you fiend...!

Or can you, Sherlock? You see, by attaching my memories to the body and animus of a fox, I have given myself a whole new set of immunities. We're in city limits, so you can't shoot me. You can't transport me, either.

Then again, you could just trap and bludgeon me to death or sic a hawk on me or poke yourself with a rusty screwdriver a few times and claim I bit you. Though, I'm pretty sure rabies has been eliminated in Britain. I mean, we should've exterminated it already, if we haven't; we're a bloody island, for chrissakes. Regardless, you won't be doing any of those things, because you managed to corner me in front of a medium sized cat door, which you probably aren't accustomed to my being able to use.

So, I am afraid that I must once more take my leave of you, Sherlock.

I can't believe I let a murderer sniff my tail!

I thought he was your son-in-law...

Yeah, but apparently he's also James Moriarty.

Interesting

Wait... Our son-in-law is a murderer?!

No, mine and Sentinel's son-in-law is a murderer.

I am the real ISentinelPenguinI, my dear, don't let Mardox and his shapeshifter come between us

Yes don't let me come between you! XD

You cruel fiend! You think this is funny?!

It is a bit funny...

Et tu, Claw2k11?

Yep, it's me! Did I miss anything?

It is a shame that Mardox and his shape-shifting lackey have fooled you too....

Yeah, me and Mardox are not friends at all... You should get that cyborg eye checked up!

You don't have to be friends with him for him to fool you.

You have underestimated the power of crossover fics, James...

*rips off my face* BECAUSE IT WAS POIROT IN CLEVER DISGUISE ALL ALONG!

You see, Poirot he found much human DNA in ze... l'urine de renard zat he found around ze crime scene, so Poirot he glued shut all of the fastest fox exits so that he could catch ze foxes zat were probably working wiz you in exchange for ze peanut butter zat you gave zem, vich Poirot also found in ze foxy excrement around CYS... But zen I caught some foxes, and ze foxes zey did not know what I was talking about... But Poirot always suspects everyone! And now here you are cornered in front of ze glued-shut kitty door!

Wait, really?

Told you he was an imposter

You're the imposter, you don't even look like me! And if you seriously think Mardox can reverse the workings of a multiversal Creator God, your robot programming is even worse than I thought, Arnie.

OF COURSE I DON'T LOOK LIKE YOU! Mardox did this to me! And that Creator God abandoned me! As for robot programming, I'm a cyborg not a robot!

Galu does not simply "Abandon" his mortal embodiments. Not without dying, that is, it's very complicated lore that you don't know about because the necromancer that programmed you doesn't know it either.

Who's Galu?

That one Light/Creator god you couldn't possibly hope to stop from making me regenerate.

You're still mainly trying to anger me instead of your imposter clone, why is that?

Because you're the one who made him. It's actually a plot I never expected you had the itelligence to come up with, but this time I'm genuinely impressed. You created this rusty second-hand replicant who quite honestly looks like he belongs on a prize shelf at a Mexican Carnival and gave him all the memories you thought I had because you wanted him to think he was me, and then attempt to kill me without any fear or moral doubts. But you forget that he's nothing more than a jealous tin can.

What makes you think I made the lunatic?

I just explained, you wanted a personal hitman born with a reason to kill me. Or at least I assumed you weren't a totally useless villain.

I do have a reason to destroy you, you are an imposter who has stolen my identity, my family and my life!

You're just proving my point. This is all what this fat tub of Mard wants you to think, when really it was my identity, my family, and my life all along, and you're just a replicant with no inherent life of your own.

Your lies can't trick me! You may have fooled everyone else (except Mardox since this is all his doing), but you'll never fool me!

Of course you can't see the truth in what I'm saying, Mardox programmed your robot brain to deny everything that would contradict his agenda.  Let me guess, you run on Linux, don't you? Oh, the irony...

For the last time I'm not a robot! Only half of me is a machine!

Yeah, that's also what Mardox wants you to think, but it's actually just flesh-simulating fibers under some penguin leather. The necromancer was too cheap to even use real Penguinite skin, you can tell by the stench of your oil glands.

Ok, not supporting the imposter but how can you smell over the internet?

Penguinites have the best smell in the world, they can smell sounds!

This isn't sound either

I've plenty of stuff to qualify as a non-useless villain, of course you heroic types wouldn't see much use for a villain in the first place.

Yeah, well this is the only evidence I've ever seen of it. Other than this, I don't even think you reach the "Dr. Evil" rung on the villain ladder.

Do you mean that ridiculous bald fellow who wants a hug?

Yes. Your evil levels don't even reach him right now, aside from this scheme here, which is at most Silver Age Joker level.

I took a look and that Joker was worthy of his name.

Haha, no, I just had this mask surgically implanted under my face's skin and attached to various tendons so I could wait until just the right moment... I'm going to have to pick this out with a knife later, but it was worth it...

Lies! You are a shape-shifting underling of Mardox!

If I was a shapeshifter, I probably would've killed most of ISIS by now. And if I followed Mardox... Well, Mardox is a stupid, useless piece of shit ruler, and his "underlings" Clayton and whatshisface are good enough to function without him as their leader, so his little regime isn't going to last anyway. Besides, if he actually injured me, where's the post saying he's doing it?

There's only one possible answer here, you're a robot. Everything you know is false. You were created to kill and replace me, but you will do no such thing, because I'm just too fucking badass.

Hey! Why are insulting me instead of the imposter droid!?

Because I'm quite offended that he thinks someone like you could do that to someone like me.

You mean someone like ME! You are a shapeshifter, you're insulting Mardox to be more credible! You haven't infiltrated ISIS because as an evil shapeshifter you don't care enough!

"Because I'm quite offended that he thinks someone like you could do that to someone like me." I'm starting to prefer the imposter, he at least isn't arrogant.

You're supposedly a demigod, but you're a shitty necromancer who couldn't hold a proper kingdom in his own world, and can't hold one here without doling out high privileges in exchange for more minions to add to your menial supplies. You didn't even bother to try grave robbing, you just settled for a bunch of ten year olds and then came crying to the forums for help. I'm sure if anyone could kill the regenerative host of a Light Creator God, without a fight that would have destroyed you and a helluva lot of the surrounding environment, then it would be you and your gang of ten-year-old not-zombies who got his ass thrown out of his own world. I'm not being arrogant, I'm being sane!

Seriously? You have no idea what happened on my homeworld.

If you couldn't at least have waited until you had a few zombies or something before telling us to 'bow before our new emperor', I might've agreed with you, but right now it just looks like you're a completely conceited person with a severe case of "Underestimate everyone that's against you" syndrome, which has killed countless Batman and Bond villains in this universe already, and I wouldn't be surprised if that's the reason you got tossed over here.

You forget I won the war.

We let you have a bunch of provinces that didn't exist prior to this because we were tired of fighting you. 

Tired of fighting me? You never started.

It didn't feel worth it.

You sure you aren't taking this "insult the master to gain credibility" thing a little too far?

I think you're wishfully tricking yourself into believing that I'm insulting Mardy in order to gain credibility because you wish you had a chance with Angela, Roy Batty.

Wishing I had a chance with my own waifu? Silly imposter, you can't fool me!

You don't have a chance with me, because you're not him. Sentinel doesn't call me his waifu either. >.>

I must admit, despite the real SenPen's uncontrollable urge to insult me and the imposter's insistence on blaming everything on me, this is quite entertaining

Don't worry about that, I find the imposter amusing and the real one mildly obnoxious.

I'm sorry for breaking it to you, but you are yet just a beginner as a Dark Lord and Necromancer, if you want to learn to defeat SenPen, come learn from a true Necromancer and Dark lord... ME!

 A beginner? I am new to this site is all, check my profile, I'm a few millenia old and truly started being a dark lord when I was say, seventeen maybe.

Several millenia? That's merely a tiny fraction of the time I have been around, I have been I think have about 891 billion years of existence... I far surpass you in every way...

891 billion years? I was ruler of my home plane, all you accomplished is earning the right to call me a whippersnapper.

And you don't think I rule ?my own dimension? A universe filled only with death and darkness?

ONLY death and darkness? That's dull and boring.

Claw, you didn't even really fight in the CYS war and your death knights you lent DerpBacon were mostly slaughtered

That "War" as you called it was nothing to get cocky about, thanks to your money system, I couldn't summon my armies, nor did you allow us to have our full magic powers, in other words you restricted mine and everyone's power with that. If you want a true war then break off the limitations and I will show you what I can truly do!

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The Internet cannot distinguish between real powers and B.S., that is why I restricted EVERYONE'S power including MINE, even if you had your full power you are unworthy of being called a Dark Lord since you behaved as nothing more than a treacherous FOLLOWER, first saying you wanted to be my lieutenant then tagging along with those silly self-proclaimed Lords of CYS, did it even occur to you to take a true dark lord's course of action? If I had been you, I would have started a third faction! You didn't even try to do anything in that war! I corrupted At_Your_Throat and tried to corrupt others as well! I played the role of an active, cunning strategist! The only reason the war was nothing to get cocky about is because you pathetic lordlings didn't even try!

You controlled pretty much everything in that war making it unfair. That's why no one tried.

I controlled pretty much everything because I was active and you guys weren't

The scales were always tipped in your favour making the rest of us not want to participate.

And how were they tipped in my favor? The Lords of CYS always had a larger roster up until the very end. I did my best to create a fair way to settle things, what was the error?

By no means was any of that impartial at all. You always had the upper hand as GM.

Exactly what are you accusing me of pulling as GM? The main advantage of being both GM and player was that I did not have to wait for a PM conversation.

Oh really? You know why I didn't take this war seriously, why I haven't bothered to even fight? I didn't consider it worth it, what would I have won?? A title I already have? As for corrupting At_Your_Throat, you failed that, I convinced her to rejoin us in this war and backstab
you at the right time, alas the "War",of Cys was worthless. Also, you don't seem to realize that I was never on the Lords Of CYS side, I was merely manipulating DerpBacon, I told him to give me all of his money so that I could make my army again and assure him victory... however, as soon as that would've happened I would've broken off... not before killing him of course. And one last thing, you said to create my own faction, yet you were angry when I betrayed you... To that I have only two things to say... Do you expect a Dark Lord to stay under the leadership of another Dark Lord? And "All is fair in love war." betrayals included.

I didn't say betray wasn't expected and when did you convince At_Your_Throat to rejoin the lords of CYS?

I have talked to her through PM's and made her aee the error in her way. It happened quite recently.

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It's a bit late for the first war, but it seems you Lords of CYS all want a rematch, we'd have to agree on the rules though and find a way to play without a GM

I?t's simple, we make a freeform RP and ask someone who isn't participating to be the GM, what do you say?

Alright but that runs the risk of turning into a B.S. contest since the whole point is PVP, I'll go post the thread and tag everybody, but who should GM?

You wanna join? If so, I'll tag you too.

My dear, I already told you: Mardox ****ed my memory, if you don't want me to call you my waifu, I'll call you something else.

I would also have the courage not to censor myself.

That's ironic coming from a shape-shifter

Wow, shapeshifter, you are going to have a lot of apologizing to your boss to do when this is over, I think you've crossed the line between being convincing and actually angering your dark master. As for the "killing the regenerative host" bit, you weren't paying attention, I'm still alive!

Yeah, but you're not regenerative, nor do you have Galu in you, and if I, the real Sentinel, didn't have either of those things, I would die, not come back as The Terminator.

I'm not the Terminator and did you even bother reading my explanation?

My son-in-law, it is nigh impossible to tell which post you are replying to.

I preferred the BBC version of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy over the movie too.

We're actually discussing versions of SenPen

And expanding Sentinel's needlessly large lore!?

Why don't you PM the fake all his lore, just to make this more interesting?

And expanding Sentinel's needlessly large post count!?

Deceiver! You steal my post count to!

You can't steal posts counts... Furthermore, your very existence is a contradiction! If you removed the spirit of the God that live in me and keeps me from regenerating, I'd be dead. Not some coma-lain body that could be saved by robot surgery, not some corpse that could be resurrected by necromancy, (in fact, the light-magic residue would render necromancy in any form, aside from Galu's own impossible.) I'd be completely fucking dead, gone to another world, incapable of returning no matter what.

You can't be me, because if you couldn't regenerate, you wouldn't be here. Read all that lore that you don't remember, soupcan.

Then send me the lore, you've missed something

Pff, what have I missed? I have everything down to a T. After the Sephimic War, Drake, Malika and I went on several adventures across the multiverse eliminating several threats. Sephim offered Simon, Dragov, and May, our evil alternates, great godly powers, they stabbed him in the back quite literally, absorbed Sephim, and attempted to steal Eten Ul Galu, a legendary, godly spear with direct connections to Galu's powers.

You see, if you were truly me, you would have gotten up to at least this part, because this was one of the most important moments of your life, aside from killing the bastard who murdered your parents, having a daughter, and meeting Angela,   (But you don't remember any of these things, or the circumstances under which they happened, because you're just a blank page cranked out by Mardox who'll suddenly "remember" anything I damn well tell him because you're fucking programmed to think you're me.) 

Anyway, our squad eventually caught up with them as they were about to suck Galu out of the space and into their arsenal with their collective powers, as they were effectively 6 Gods at this point, and since I was regenerative at the time I was forced to shatter the spear and bury its fragments in my body, absorbing the spear's power and the conscioussness and the Being of Galu. After that, the evil three got their asses kicked and I stayed dead for about a year before I got up again with his voice in my head. He and I can act separately now, but to separate us right now would mean the death of us both. Permanently.

You can't regenerate, you're not me, you don't know shit about 'your' family because it never happened to you, you're not real, you're a Linux Soupcan, you're a meaningless, soulless construct, and Mardox is using you like the worthless tool you are in an attempt to kill me.  That's it, period, end of story, the Final Word. If you don't want to believe me, (And I don't blame you, I wouldn't want to be something as pathetic as you either.) but that's the truth. You can continue squawking on like the bird-themed broken victrola that you are, but that's the long and the short of it. I know who I am, and that's the real me, and I know you're an overgrown tin toy to a megalomaniacal necromancer. Those are the facts, try your best to live with them.

This is all very interesting and a past to be proud of, that is assuming you're not lying to me shape-shifter. Also, I figured out what loophole Mardox exploited in the regeneration: he didn't get rid of it, he simply delayed it long enough to turn me into a cyborg.

Why does everyone assume I'm Malkalack?

I never confessed that but thanks for the compliment

I never made a thread about you, I have no idea who you are and that mischievous smile would be my beak

You realize he blames all his issues on me

You mean the bit about "don't let bully you", that's not really an issue

I look forward to seeing how this rivalry works out...

I most certainly am not Mardox!

If he delayed it long enough to turn you into a cyborg, your flesh would eventually grow out over all of your robot bits and you'd have to pry them out with a pair of pliers. Hell, you'd at least have a slight resemblance to me by now.

I'd look exactly like you

The imposter robot is adapting!

I'm neither an imposter nor a robot. Your attempts to transform me into a half-metal monstrosity have worn off Mardox.

You're both of those things, you delusional buffoon. Besides, ripping out metal bits from a time before you could regenerate would have left some serious scars, scars that you don't fucking have.

The scars regenerated. Also I updated my profile. I'm taking my life back imposter!

You don't understand, it doesn't matter how uch you can regenerate, if you had a scar before that time or suffered serious wounds at such a sensitive time in your reclamation of power, you would have developed a scar that would take years to heal fully. Otherwise, you'd still have the metal in you and you'd have serious deformities. There's no getting out of this, soupcan, you're not me and you never will be. YOU'RE a shapeshifting underling.

But who's shapeshifting underling? He most certainly isn't mine.

Wait a minute, the one evil genius plan that you've ever done around here and you didn't even do it? Then who did?

... Uhh... Silas, honey, I don't exactly know how to put this, but... Remember that one project I had to do to get my Doctorate in Engineering?

You created the imposter? Why?

Yeah, I want to know that too!

You are so quick to assume I'm a lying imposter. Also Angela, honey, you didn't create me.

Internet, can't smell over the internet.

My nose is powerful enough to smell through text, don't question it.

Angela honey, text doesn't have a scent

You've obviously never had a nose like mine.

I have a beak not a nose

Maybe she did and erased any memories of her creating you...

And why would she do that? Hmm?

So that you would actually live a life, thinking you are something real and not a copy of someone already existent.

I decided blocking them out would help prevent existential trauma.

Then why are you rejecting me now?

Because you're not the real Sentinel, you're a science fair project who never learned to be his own man!

If I'm a science project then prove it to me.

1. You don't know anything about Sentinel that can't be looked up on the internet, and then you mysteriously "Remember" it whenever an authority on Sentinel's life posts it.

2. You shapeshift in ways impossible for normal Silas.

3. As Sentinel said above, you would have had scars if you weren't a shapeshifter.

4. You're programmed to deny/ignore anything that says you aren't Silas, because you're supposed to be a spybot.

This has gone on long enough, it is time for the big reveal: I am not who you think I am nor am I who I claim to be you will all be tagged in the reveal thread.

I didn't mean for it to be an imposter, it just imprints on the first person it sees and then tries to emulate them.

Wait, it didn't see you first?

I would have seen Mardox first

The opening is in the back, I was having the real Sent hand me the tools when it started up by accident. In fact, Mardox doesn't even have anything to do with it, he just subconsciously enemizes Mardox because that was who Sentinel had a conflict with most recently.

Ok... and what is it doing here now if it was for your Doctorate?

He must have hallucinated and assumed the trophy case at Harvard was an operating tank in Mardox land and broke out.

That explains quite a lot!

Hahaha, no. And it's not called "Mardoxland" it's called the "Felridge"

My doctorate is in Engineering, not Geography.

And how did you know that, hmm?

You'll see,,.

Nonsense Mardox did this to us all

Lies, all lies but I have realized why the other imposter is impersonating me. Mardox transferred my memories to him, he is an innocent in the matter, a victim like me.

Any mongoloid with a mousepad can copy and save an image, but regardless, even Mardox couldn't have stopped it for as long as he seems to. You would have had that profile picture yesterday if you were actually me.

Claw, I love you very much and we both know you're the best necromancer lord around, so please listen to me when I say DO NOT TELL MARDOX FUCKING ANYWTHING. If Mardox's toy robot was beyond help before, this will only make him even more annoying.

Calm down, I won't tell Mardox shit ! Your secrets are safe with me!

Don't tell Mardox anything, tell me, so I can piece together my past!

Silly robot, you ARE Mardox. Or at least anything you know is what Mardox knows.

That's the most ridiculous accusation yet. Except the second half, that's probably true.

Yeah I was just contributing to further off topic derailment.

And for that we thank you!?

Yeah, the movie was pretty bad, honestly. 

-__-

What, you actually liked it? They messed up like, all the characters. 

Have you actually been paying attention to the rest of the thread?

Does everyone else like the movie then? I'm honestly surprised. 

Aman, read the rest of the thread

If you guys liked the movie, I don't think I want to, lol. 

The thread isn't about that

"I think I still prefer the bbc version"

There are aproximately two british versions of stuff out there. Sherlock Holmes and Hitchhiker's Guide. Seeing how the former is apparent, I find it hard to believe it could be about anything else. 

KEEP READING

Not until you guys manage to understand that the movie was shit. 

FINE, I HAVE NOT EVEN SEEN THE MOVIE, THIS THREAD HAS NOTHING TO FO WITH THAT!

Then how could you possibly have even had an opinion on this stuff. 

Geez, look at this moron, posting in a thread about a movie/show he's never watched.

It's not about a movie/show, read the thread: some mod was joking around and EndMaster is actually derailing

I was joking around about derailing, I was actually staying on topic.

See. Liars. Liars everywhere. 

Endmaster, I beseech thee: quit messing with Aman so he doesn't miss on this entertainment

Pfft, you think you can trick me like that? I'm not wasting my time reading your worthless opinions. 

It's really about versions of SenPen, a mod was joking when they moved this

That's ridiculous. 

Look up and read if you doubt me

Again, I'm not gonna read your shitty opinions.

Your loss...

My brain cells are already thanking me. 

It was shit compared to the book. My friends who didn't read the book liked it.

The old Infocom text game of Hitchhiker's Guide was cool, but the puzzles were pretty ridiculous.

I've gotten nowhere in it. It's literal torture. I'm 100% certain I missed something in the Vogon spaceship. 

Oh. My. God. Babel fish.

Ever play starship titanic? More of the same, only with graphics.

Sethaniel you mischevious mod! You did this!

Nah, only really played those infocom games without graphics. Terribly evil things. XD

HOW DO YOU GET THE BABEL FISH? I couldn't find it. XD

It's a very long puzzle, I do remember you needed the junk mail from the house, your robe and towel in an effort to cover up the drain so the fish wouldn't slip away when you pushed the dispenser button.

My favorite was the Bugblatter Beast. You had to convince the creature it already ate you which involved etching your name into his "eaten list" and then you had to put the towel over your head since if you couldn't see him, he thought he couldn't see you and with your name on the list that meant he must have already eaten you.

XD Goddammit there was a dispenser? XD

Isn't that the one where you have to stop absolutely everything from grabbing the fish at the vending machine?

Where can said game be found?

Hahaha, you and Aman are amazing.

BBC version is and always will be better.