A man came up to me, said he hadn’t had a bite in three days so I shot him.
*rimshot*
My hometown was so small the hooker had to wear a helmet.
*rimshot*
A retard comes home for dinner and asks his retard wife, “Where are the vegetables?”
His retard wife says, “They’re still in bed like always.”
*rimshot* Hello, is this thing on?
You hear about the guy with five dicks?
His pants fit like a glove.
*rimshot*
So a hooker asks her friend “Hey you ever been picked up by the fuzz?”
Her friend says, “No, but I’ve been twirled around by the tits.”
*rimshot*
A guy runs into the doctor’s and says “You gotta help me doc, I just got raped by an elephant! Look!”
The guy pulls his pants down and shows the doctor.
The doctor responds, “Holy shit! Hey, wait a minute, an elephant’s penis is long but not very wide, it couldn’t have stretched you out like this.”
The guy says, “Oh yeah, well he fingered me first.”
*rimshot*
Thank you, you’ve been great…is what I said to coins’ mom. OH!
Remember to tip your mods.
