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Chomper or Stringer?

3 years ago

We've all come across the amazing creation known as string cheese. Beautiful and marvelous in its creativity, the string cheese has been around since we remember! But the question is, are you a chomper or stringer?

Chomper:
-eats strings cheese without stringing
-pretty much throws all logic out the window and sets it on fire for good measure
-you are like me
-you don't get people that string their cheese

Stringer:
-strings cheese peacefully
-follows the directions
-you are detail-oriented 
-you are a perfectionist
-you hate chompers

Chomper or Stringer?

3 years ago

...I'm still trying to get over the fact that you chomp stringers. 

Chomper or Stringer?

3 years ago

Depends. If I'm in a rush I'm a chomper, but most of the time I'm a stringer.

Chomper or Stringer?

3 years ago

Fellow of Distinguished taste:
-Doesn't like string cheese
-Finds eating Mozarella, Cheddar, and similar common household cheeses by themselves to be a thoroughly fucking disgusting experience
-Believes string cheese to be an invention made purely for cruel bastard children to laugh at other children on the basis that it looks remotely like a wang
-Doesn't like string cheese

Chomper or Stringer?

3 years ago

I prefer a nice, creamy brie or something with enough penicillin in it to cure every STD known to man.

Chomper or Stringer?

3 years ago
Now this is something I can agree to.

Chomper or Stringer?

3 years ago

But when you string your cheese, you feel like your getting more cheese, it's perfect.

Chomper or Stringer?

3 years ago

I'm with Sentinel on this one. 

Chomper or Stringer?

3 years ago

Varies.

Chomper or Stringer?

3 years ago

The Spider?

Chomper or Stringer?

3 years ago
Tear it into strings and tie them together, so you have something to pull the rabbit out with.

Chomper or Stringer?

3 years ago
I've never quite liked string cheese. Cheddars where it's at. English cheese; best cheese.

Chomper or Stringer?

3 years ago

Yeah, your cheese is almost as good as your weather and animal welfare record.

Oh, wait.

Chomper or Stringer?

3 years ago

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_burn_centers_in_the_United_States

Cheddar cheese all the way :)

Chomper or Stringer?

3 years ago

Madbrad ain't in Murica. Wrong site, scrub.

http://www.britishburnassociation.org/burns-units

Chomper or Stringer?

3 years ago

Chomper or Stringer?

3 years ago

I cut it into small pieces and feed it to my cat. I guess she's a chomper.

Chomper or Stringer?

3 years ago

I wasn't aware that there was any other way to eat cheese (block, string, sliced) other than chomping it.

Chomper or Stringer?

3 years ago

If it's a soft cheese, you can stick your tongue in it and eat it from the inside out.

Chomper or Stringer?

3 years ago

Not really a fan of eating the really soft mushy cheese by itself. If it's melted or spread on something else though (which is most likely still going to result in chomping) then it's fine.

Chomper or Stringer?

3 years ago
I don't make such a big deal about cheese being melted unless it's in a soup or on a sandwich (I hate cold, soggy sandwiches as much as Sentinel hates sandwiches that aren't inside busty, vulpine women).

Chomper or Stringer?

3 years ago

Put it on the pizza...

Chomper or Stringer?

3 years ago

I've done both.

Chomper or Stringer?

3 years ago
Does that mean your bi-curious?