I've witnessed the Warrior Cats ban and the Ryder thing. What other significant, big, historical ChooseYourStory events have happened before these?
Strawberry Pudding and Sporks.
I'll let @ISentinelPenguinI and @Ford fill you in on that.
Strawberry Putin was the real victor.
Please show me to the sandwich thread! PLEASE.
At least I saw the pudding vs. spork flame war. It was really dumb, because sporks are so vastly superior. It was hilarious after Strawberry Putin joined the fray. Fell off of my chair about three times the day I read that.
Tim. How could you Tim. I thought we were friends. I never thought you were a part of those disgusting pudding bastards.
Now I know how Iron Man felt when Captain America started that civil war and they weren't friends anymore. Y'know, in Captain America: Civil War.
Dude, Iron Man totally overreacted.
My heart is broken.
Humans have claimed to have found the master race countless times in history. Every time they were wrong. Most notably, Hitler thought he found the master race, and he elected to kill all "sub-optimal" people, but in truth they were actually just a bunch of men controlled by racist parasites, syphillis, and raw madness, slimy biochemical products of Strawberry Pudding "Womb Blobs" that fester in caves and spread their evil throughout the world. I would go so far as to say that they were largely inferior due to the fact that all loyal Nazis were diseased, mind-controlled (or just mindless) husks of un-people, and it's okay to drown them in their own piss.
Another notable instance was in recent times when the PC master race was declared. This is also wrong, because PC is not a race, merely a superior lifestyle.
Either way, you're wrong. Tim is wrong, every pudding supporter is wrong, and as is almost always the case Ford is utterly, temple-rubbingly, face-palmingly, vomit-temptingly wrong.
Lol, I'm sad I missed it.
You should be. Strawberry Putin dictated the battle, and all his followers ascended into Hell a higher plane of existence.