I would enforce this law in the hopes that the quality of life will be improved for all of my subjects.
"In the situation where one would want to make and consume a ham sandwich, these strict guidelines set by Emperor Bannerlord must be obeyed. In the situation that these guidelines are NOT obeyed, then the specific individual who committed this crime, his closest family and friends, and anyone who may have been affiliated to the individual will be terminated. The previously mentioned guidelines are listed below.
1. When the individual has made the decision to make a ham sandwich, then that individual must seek out the nearest authoritative figure and state the following words:
"I, with the upmost confidence, have made the decision to make a ham sandwich and I am positive that I can achieve any obstacle that Emperor Bannerlord may or may not have made mandatory within the guidelines."
Failure to cite the statement above word-by-word will lead to immediate termination by the authoritative figure.
2. If the individual has successfully cited the statement, then the individual will recede back to his/her domain with the authoritative figure. Then the individual will get out the ingredients for making a ham sandwich and call his/her spouse. If the individual does not have a spouse, then one of his/her family members will act as a substitute. While the individual is making his/her ham sandwich, his spouse/family member and the authoritative figure will remove their clothing and engage in intercourse near the individual. The individual must keep a face completely devoid of emotion, if the authoritative figure notices any kind of emotion displayed, then he/she will cease the intercourse and then immediately terminate the individual. Once the individual is done making his/her ham sandwich, then the authoritative figure will cease the intercourse, put on his/her clothes and leave the residence. The individual may then enjoy his/her ham sandwich.
Disclaimer:
In the event where an authoritative figure unfairly executed an individual, then that authoritative figure will receive a full 10 minutes of time out. We are not responsible for anything an authoritative figure may do to your spouse/member during intercourse. The authoritative figure will receive no punishment for anything he/she may do to your spouse/family member during intercourse. If the authoritative figure climaxes in the spouse's/family member's clitoris or the spouse/family member climaxes in the authoritative figure's clitoris than the baby is the authoritative figure's in both cases. In the case of termination while the second part is in process, then the authoritative figure may finish the intercourse if he/she so wishes. If the spouse/family member objects, then the individual will be immediately terminated."