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Russian Ambassador to Turkey Assassinated

one month ago

Check it.

Inb4 WW3.

So, what do you all think about this? I believe it's just going to be something that happened and will be forgotten in a few days, but hey, that's what they said about Archduke Franz Ferdinand and look what happened there.

Russian Ambassador to Turkey Assassinated

one month ago

This is why we can't have nice things.

God help us all.

Russian Ambassador to Turkey Assassinated

one month ago

Am I supposed to feel bad for this guy? Lol

Russian Ambassador to Turkey Assassinated

one month ago

I mean, have you seen the footage? I feel sorry for that diplomat, and I agree that he works for assholes. That shit would've been an MLG clip if it wasn't an actual death happening. Hell, I wouldn't be surprised if him getting shot and the guy just Allahuing like "WOO! YEAH!"  becomes a legitimate "Pwnt"-style meme at 4chan, like 9/11 did. Fucking embarrassing, dude. I wouldn't wish a death that humiliating on my worst enemy. Unless that enemy was Hitler, but then I'd at least want him to say something more original than Allahu Ackbar.

Russian Ambassador to Turkey Assassinated

one month ago
Putin won't let one little ambassador get in the way of the homoerotic relations he desires with Turkey.

Russian Ambassador to Turkey Assassinated

one month ago

Well... At least the nukes won't be pointed at us this time.

Russian Ambassador to Turkey Assassinated

one month ago

Russian Ambassador to Turkey Assassinated

one month ago
Swift needs to use a more straightforward thread naming system.

Russian Ambassador to Turkey Assassinated

one month ago

I mean I guess...

But the fcking memes man.

Russian Ambassador to Turkey Assassinated

one month ago

Russian Ambassador to Turkey Assassinated

one month ago

Well, might as well delete Swift's thread since Chris is getting all the attention. Once again a white guy swoops in and takes shit away from a minority.

Russian Ambassador to Turkey Assassinated

one month ago

Holy shit I didn't even know Swift made a thread.

@SwiftStyker SUCK IT

Russian Ambassador to Turkey Assassinated

one month ago

But what if I already Ryde(r) it?

Russian Ambassador to Turkey Assassinated

one month ago

Not sure if emulating the authorities in your area is the best way to express discontent.

Russian Ambassador to Turkey Assassinated

one month ago

My condolences to the family and friends of Andrey G. Karlov.

Russian Ambassador to Turkey Assassinated

one month ago

He kept yelling 'God is great!', but he's obviously going to hell. He won't be going anywhere near heaven. Unless his god is Satan, in which case i congratulate him on making his dream of meeting his god a reality.

Russian Ambassador to Turkey Assassinated

one month ago

Lol. Yeah. I'm sure he made his patron god happy.

Russian Ambassador to Turkey Assassinated

one month ago

There is no God. Also, if there is, Karlov is roasting right in the coals. Russia's been bombing the shit out of civilian population centers, which is why this asshole got publically murked. Of course, they're brown and don't have cameras pointed at them, so they don't get any recognition. 

Russian Ambassador to Turkey Assassinated

one month ago

No, pretty sure he's going straight to heaven if his God is Allah. Is it even debatable what religion he had? I'll eat my hat if he's not Muslim.

Russian Ambassador to Turkey Assassinated

one month ago

Have fun with your virgins, gunman.

Russian Ambassador to Turkey Assassinated

one month ago

Best meme of this yet IMO.

https://scontent-sjc2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/15578920_579229535609849_3727713479575908213_n.jpg?oh=e9d98580997c97f89e14edb80b6090c6&oe=58DF2063

Russian Ambassador to Turkey Assassinated

one month ago

Sort of wish we had an active Russian CYS member on the forums.

Unless of course one of you is a sleeper agent.

Russian Ambassador to Turkey Assassinated

one month ago

WizzyCat is russian. Aaaand, he lives in the U.S.

Russian Ambassador to Turkey Assassinated

one month ago

Meh, I was talking more about a real Russian that's pro-Putin, justifies everything Russia does and goes on about how great his country is and how the west will be eventually be crushed under the Neo-Soviet regime.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U06jlgpMtQs

Russian Ambassador to Turkey Assassinated

one month ago

Could still be a sleeper agent, though.

Russian Ambassador to Turkey Assassinated

one month ago

I'm more a old Russian type of guy.

#Stalinismydaddy

Russian Ambassador to Turkey Assassinated

one month ago
@Malkalack Bring in your drunk uncle Sergei.

Russian Ambassador to Turkey Assassinated

one month ago

Sergei and I haven't talked since he bad-tickled me  at Thanksgiving. 

Russian Ambassador to Turkey Assassinated

one month ago
Totally. Let's go find that guy, comrades!

*starts sweating nervously*

Russian Ambassador to Turkey Assassinated

one month ago
What is this crime to Motherland!? Forget God, Putin is best.

Russian Ambassador to Turkey Assassinated

one month ago

You're here! :D

Russian Ambassador to Turkey Assassinated

one month ago

Lol. Is that your new motto?

Russian Ambassador to Turkey Assassinated

one month ago
What you mean? Russia is always best.

Russian Ambassador to Turkey Assassinated

29 days ago
Oh, and unknown to you guys, I only recently started taking Russian classes (yes, that's a thing) after school. It's pretty worthless but it takes up my already too much spare time.

Russian Ambassador to Turkey Assassinated

one month ago

While you guys build bunkers for WWIII, I'm just going to find a baleen whale and live its stomach. Don't tell me it's impossible because it's totally possible if you believe in yourself.

Russian Ambassador to Turkey Assassinated

one month ago

Are you telling me i made a bad investment?

Russian Ambassador to Turkey Assassinated

one month ago

Yeah, you should've bought a whale

Russian Ambassador to Turkey Assassinated

one month ago

Russian Ambassador to Turkey Assassinated

one month ago

Nah. I don't want to be the next Jonah. You can take that role.

Russian Ambassador to Turkey Assassinated

one month ago

Daud?

Russian Ambassador to Turkey Assassinated

one month ago

The whole Russian "thing" is overblown. Many of you may not recall the Cold War or Reagan's policies, but the anti-Russian propaganda is just that, propaganda. Yes, he is a dictator in many ways, but he's Russian. The citizens like it for the most part, possibly because of foreign policy overshadowing the economy, but Russians are a stalwart people. That's why no army has ever taken them. Never. Brutal winters, huge stretch of land, difficult.

Now that we have Trump as President, I'm actually hoping to see an alliance where we can crush all other nations under our boots. Maybe drones spying on everyone and sending nanobots to manipulate emotions. Kidding. Hopefully, ideologies, religions, free market policies, will be subsumed by a lasting peace due to two powerful nations threatening a nuclear or technological apocalypse.

When it comes down to it, we're all stuck on a tiny planet with 25% landmass, and need to team up and get the hell out, not war over this little petri dish of rock.

Russian Ambassador to Turkey Assassinated

29 days ago

But the Mongols though.