Good guy. Great friend. I'd give up a thousand points to see him again. Fortunately, I'm gaining 2772.
he's a she. Right XD ?
I love how at this funeral all anyone cares about is points.
You should be ashamed
And Seto is a he.
@ Seto, You should change your profile picture...
You tagged him wrong.
His profile looks like a he... :S
He's gonna be Fireplay II isn't he?
What's wrong with it?
I got tagged to this? I know we all miss him, but grieving time is long over.
Besides, he's been resurrected.
Yes, I'm a he >~<
I know that by now lo?l! :p
We have a discord server?
>"Thigh Gap like Spongebob"
I need to view this realm.
I'm not sure if he counts as turkey or venison at this point, but... Who wants sandwiches? It'll be like a Sky Burial, except disgraceful. No doubt what Seto would've wanted.
Seto's specter wants a sandwich!
Someone will need to post a picture of a sandwich for Seto to eat.
Holy fuck, man.
Yeah, you could've at least cooked it and cut out the bones! And how we're supposed to eat the fur?
I dun goofed
Don't worry. It's still apetitizing to me, anyways.
We'd have turkey sandwiches but they're burned.
Burned is totally fine by me.
Here we go.
I would like to eat myself as well.
False alarm, guys. Lawyers won't let me. There was a whole cannibalism accusation last year and Angela sometimes suspects that I'm fattening her up for reasons that don't get me off. Funeral sandwiches are cancelled, even though Seto doesn't have human meat. Unless someone were to, say, use the grill I've foolishly pre-heated and left out in my yard, and all the grilling tools I've cleaned off and left on the side table, wrap the body up in tin foil and heat each side evenly for maybe 25 minutes and add sauce, and it were prepared in such a way that an unsuspecting me wouldn't tell the difference until it was legally defensible...
It's not cannibalistic. I'm a turkey/dog.
Is that even permissable under FDA standards?
AHHH A GHOST!!
Since when is your kind against cannibalism?
Those are two different kinds of bird! And Penguinites are primates! PRIMATES! With tits and thumbs and distinguished genitals and everything!
Yeah, with about 30 distinct martial arts and a more efficient cardiovascular system! We survived the ice age by learning how to kill everything that ate us. And by holing up in caves and eating dwarves and riversharks, but most of the nomad clans got by by choking out mermaids and slaying orcs and elves and Giants and Hobbits and... Actually, I think I'm stating to realize why people immediately subconsciously hate furries all the time...
Tu fuit, is eris.
@Seto or @SpiritofSeto or whoever you are now.
I've agreed to bring you back from the dead. Swear your allegiance to me using the quote on Zag's or my profile page, and I will revive you back to this realm as soulless slave of pure darkness in two to three business months. Sound good?
Ehh. I would rather stay as Endmaster's immortal slave TBH.
Why use that quote for immortality and shitty superpowers when you can use this quote for immortality and shitty superpowers and keep your soul and freedom?
I'm choking. I might actually die today! XD again
You're gonna die but you're already a ghost... what dies he become when he dies?
Probably a slug or something
There's actually a corner of DA that has a Ghost version of every fetish. I wouldn't be surprised if there's Ghost necrophilia.
That's what happens to ghosts when they die...
You can do both. I mean Zag keeps both his religion and allegiance to me. The (unspoken clauses of the) contract protects the slaves' religious and spiritual views. They just have to accept the fact that they're probably not gonna make it to whatever afterlife their religion promises if they work for me.
Lol. Why is that?
You're stuck with me wherever I go.
What even Happened to seto? I haven't been on the site for months.
A little bit, yes.
Just the idiots. This is a usual weekend for the most of us.
Shouldn't we all make a speech in memory of Seto?
Well, unfortunately, Turkey survived his escapade. Once again, we got a dozen members all riled up on the low chance of him dying, which just goes to prove again what pussies we can be when we see the words, "Seto" and "death" in the same sentence.
But surely enough, Seto's phone will be dying soon because his charger will glub up. So for the remaining hour of the night, I say we mourn. I'll be remembering by stalking his pictures on photobucket that he was reckless enough to link us to. Do let me know when I get my 2000+ pts. Happy New Years to everyone but Turkey, who was stupid enough to kill himself before the year could even really start (hahalol).
Have fun stalking it :P
It's mostly art comish, motivational posters, and my precious profile pictures.
Also, in Seto's memory I'll pull a pugtaco and steal one of his profile pics.
Also, apparently some of my RP characters. I've forgotten about this...
*Lights torch* I REFUSE TO LET SETO BE BURIED UNDER THIS HEATHEN RITUAL!
is gonna ban us all after burning this thread
- Coins' dad.
Thus proving that this thread is so shitty that we can't even keep a coherent inside joke going.
@Turkey The next time you die, keep it to yourself.
Well, I was going to but I needed calming down.
And then Ford xD
Oh hey it's me.
Except in a RPGMaker game.
Luv u Brad
less than three
Dammit, Ford. If you're gonna mourn, do it right. Fixed it.
Almighty alexp, you love everything you have made and wash over us with your unending mercy. We rejoice in your promises of web development, joy and peace to all who love you. In your mercy turn the darkness of death to the dawn of new life, and the sorrow of parting to the joy of heaven; through our Savior T-Count who died and rose again and who lived forevermore.
We meet here today to honor the life of Turkey, to bless these, his feathers, and transfer his spirit to cysid's keeping. We give thanks for his life and ask alexp to bless him now that their time in this world has come to an end.
For Turkey, the journey is over and he has failed terribly. And for all, there is loss, grief and pain. Every one of us here has been affected - perhaps in small ways, or perhaps in transformative ones- by Turkey. His life didn't really matter in the beginning, middle , or end and neither will ours.
It is important for us to collectively acknowledge and accept that the world has lost nothing of value with his passing because it never had any to begin with. Life will exist for us much longer- nor should it continue. Together, let us impale our hearts and perform a ritual to please the magnanimous T-Count's bloodlust.
Turkey is doomed. He is already on his way to being banned to suffer all which awaits there. Let us say this final farewell as we commit Turkey's spirit to its natural end.
Turkey, we are indifferent to you and thank you for being a part of our sorry attempts of humor. We honor your awkwardness on Earth and we pray for your torment ever-after. We will forget you unless you choose to haunt us daily which you must. Go well into the kingdom of T-Count Headquarters and apply for a job.
We have been remembering with hate and sorrow a death that will rightfully honor T-Count with a plethora of points.
I encourage you to scare, insult and scrutinize those who grieve most. Prohibit them from crying; from screaming; from smiling and from remembering. Grief works through our systems and ends us in its own time.
Remember to curse each day and to live it for the purpose of the goal of suicide - and of Turkey. We often take the memes for granted and yet it is the greatest gift cysid gave us.
The Lord T-Count bless you and keep you; the Lord T-Count make his face to shine upon you and be gracious unto you.
The Lord T-Count lift up his countenance upon you and give you peace.
So then, go in peace, and the God of all chaos go with you.
Press F to give a fuck.
Tis' a sad death. But he will remain among us, and may the spirit guide him to the ever lasting life in the Motherland.
This thread just made me realize (again) how much I love you guys xD
Seriously, you guys are the best and never fail to make me laugh when I need to. :D
Stay dead, Turkey! I said stay!
Just so we never forget the Turkey that was Setaio
Ooh! Purple! :D
*Uses food coloring to make everything purple*
*all food is purple now*
Lots of alts being made lately for dumb purposes. :3
Finally, someone to respond when I tag Turkey.
T-T if only I were on the computer I could set a profile pic...
Only because it's for comedic purposes. ;-;
Speaking of which, how's mine?
Alright off to bed to restore the brain cells I wasted.
I don't think that's how sleeping works.
any member who has been here over a year and a half does not trust me xD clearly "we" means noobs
love u too bb sweet dremes
\(ovo)/ <------- A penguin
This has what to do with me, again, you racist fuck?
How did Seto die?
the best way to go
Here lies Set0h
Dueling in the shadow realm
rip in pepperoni
Hey, go back to your shame.