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Shiny Rating Trophy

7 years ago

God, my fingers hurt.

I did it. I finally did it. I got a shiny top raters trophy, and therefore I have made this post in memory of the day I got my precious.

Hooray.

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7 years ago

Yay.

Good job Minnie.

Most people probably don't care.

But I do XD

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7 years ago

I certainly do... I was awake past 4 AM most nights rating stories xD

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7 years ago

I guess I should start rating stories too... I barely ever do anymore.

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7 years ago

Mabye one day you'll have a trophy as shiny as mine...

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7 years ago
Congratulations. I will never get it, I am way to lazy for that.

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7 years ago

Don't worry, as long as you read slightly more stories overtime than are made, you will get a rating trophy. I remember not reading storygames in general for an entire month, but after two years of dicking around on this site, I seem to have rated half the stories we have entirely by accident.

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7 years ago
Congratuberrylations! You got your shiny trophy. It's the third easiest trophy to get but Hooray! I'm too new to get the trophy. The only way to do it is to be as determined as Turkey.

@Seto

Gotta tag Turkey too cuz he likes turkey!

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7 years ago

No, it really isn't. You have to rate like, 1000+ storygames to get it.

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7 years ago
the third easiest trophy? I think you got your math wrong, I guess the "rated more than 50 % of storygames" trophy could be the 4th easiest, but rating at least 1500 storygames isn't easy.

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7 years ago
N... No! My math is always right! Just multiply 3rd by 4th and you get 12th easiest trophy! Is that better?

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7 years ago

And your profile picture is 12. 1+2=3

3 times 2 = 6

666 is the devils number

Plelb is the devil

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7 years ago

How did you get 666? You only had one six! Your equation is horribly flawed!

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7 years ago

Fine.

6 times 100 plus 60 plus 6 is 666

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7 years ago

How did you get those numbers?

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7 years ago

The same way i'll expose you as the illuminati confirmed

Don't Reply

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7 years ago
To late. I think someone replied.

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7 years ago

D:

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7 years ago

ZagHero

Let's divide the name up.

Zag        Hero

A hero? Like Batman.

ZagHero must be Batmans brother.

"Zag" has three letters.

Or does it? Let's ask Batman.

Batman says it has four.

ZagHero is the number 4 from the illuminati triangle because if you look at the triangle very closely you will see a four, and if Zag is batmans brother then...

Zag is the leader of illuminati. Confirmed.

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7 years ago
Cough. Cough. E is for edit locked and NS is for No sense.

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7 years ago

And TTP is for That's The Point.

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7 years ago

That has to be the most lackluster illuminati confirmation statement I have ever seen. How am I the brother of Batman? If you've been paying attention, I'm either related to Luigi, Spiderman, or the Tick.

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7 years ago

Luigi?

Luigi has 5 letters

Chuck Norris can do a backflip.

This means Luigi can do a backflip while throwing five fireballs.

Triangle is the alchemists symbol for fire.

Illuminati is a triangle.

Zag and Luigi are illuminati confirmed.

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7 years ago

You're not even trying. You forgot to mention the fact that he wears green, has a mustache, and is related to Mario.

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7 years ago

Hush illuminati member. You're just unhappy to be exposed

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7 years ago

Exposed? That's a real rib-tickler.

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7 years ago

How did the thread get derailed to this

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7 years ago
Well, you did start it. But it was clear what it would become right when you posted it. CYS members like to destroy not serious threads and make them even less so.

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7 years ago

Come on, man. I've got to be on of the only members here who is the least likely to be in the illuminati.

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7 years ago
Actually, Zag... You're most likely the illuminatti. I even have evidence!

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7 years ago

Typo

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7 years ago

That's what they all say

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7 years ago

Well, I say that you're in the illuminati!

 

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7 years ago

Evidence?

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7 years ago

I'll get to that later! You just sit there, and get nice and comfy while I gather some information.

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7 years ago

Fine. *Sits in a comfy chair sipping chocolate milk*

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7 years ago

MinnieKing has been ambiguous about his true name, age and location, two prices of information that would be vital to identifying and locating him.

Illuminati

MinnieKing

These two both have 10 letters, including two 'i', one 'm'.

The two common letters spell the word, 'I'm' as in 'I am" or the Spanish word 'mi'. Both of these refer to oneself.

He claims on his own profile, "If you want to PM me go ahead, we could build a doomsday device, or I could tell you the exact date of your death... Or, you know, we could just be friends.?" This statement directly proves that Minnie wishes to recruit others in deploying weapons of mass destruction. Could this also be an effort to recruit new members to his cause?

He has recently posted a thread in which he claims a shining story rating trophy. His current point count is 1,336.

This number contains the number 3 twice, 6 once, and a single 1.

The all seeing eye of illuminati has one eye, and resides in a triangle which has three sides.

MinnieKing has been confirmed to be in the illuminati. The evidence is there. Believe, poor souls! Rise against this small tyrant!

Shiny Rating Trophy

7 years ago

You could've just saved yourself the trouble by saying "I and M are both letters in "Illuminati". It's not like anyone else here shares letters with Illuminati.

Nobody has 3 Is, an L, a U, and an N in common with the organization or anything.

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7 years ago

Shhhh....

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7 years ago

All this is true, except the illuminati part. Hell, we all build one or two doomsday devices in the average day, right?

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7 years ago

The only doomsday device I ever needed is in my pants.

And also my right and left hands.

Still, if you have to build more, you're comparatively inadequate and need to man the fuck up.

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7 years ago
Oh! Get out-numbered! Get it? because I'm a number and you got... Nevermind, I'm leaving. Hopefully Necro kid isn't here.

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7 years ago
Objection! Your math has a contradiction to the math facts. How are you able to get 100 or 60 if it's virtually impossible to get them with any equation that comes from twelve.

Plelluminati

7 years ago

P is the 16th letter of the alphabet, L is 12, E is 5, L is 12 again, B is 2.

Plelb = 47.

There were 47 ronin in that one folktale.

Plelb's profile is Error 404.

404/47 = 8.59574468085

My dick is exactly 8.59574468085 inches long.

Dick has four letters. Plelb has five letters.

5*4 is 20.

20 is the age Hitler was the year after he stopped applying for paint school and became a hobo.

Hitler's mom died at age 47. 47.

20+47 is 67.

In the year 67, Vindex revolted, kicking off the fall of emperor Nero.

Nero was ambiguously homosexual. Hitler was ambiguously homosexual. Vindex was revolting. Vindex is one letter away from windex.

Plelb thinks windex is revolting.

Those Magpies in windex commercials think windex is revolting.

Heckle and Jeckle was a well known cartoon about magpies.

Plelb is one letter away from Heckle. Jeckle is one letter different from Heckle

one letter plus one letter is two letters.

Heckle minus two letters is Heck.

Heck is a euphemism for Hell for pussies who don't know how to swear.

Pussies are cats.

Cats has 4 letters.

Cats*4 is 4 cats.

Plelb is an ambiguously homosexual revolting magpie from hell with 4 cats confirmed. Most of those things aren't even bad, but still. What say you in your defense?

Plelluminati

7 years ago

I knew it! Plelb, you've been lying to us all along!

Plelluminati

7 years ago

Where the fuck do you guys come up with these things? I'm in class lol stop making me laugh

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Cresluminati

7 years ago

Crescent has 8 letters.

Star has 4 letters.

8 - 4 is 4.

4 plus 4 is also 8.

This can't all be a coincedence.

Let's go further into the name.

A crescent is the shape of a moon.

The moon comes at night and illuminates the sky.

Hold the phone! Illuminates sounds like illuminati.

This means that Crescentstar is a spy for the illuminati who hides on the moon, which is a 4 letter word because she is trying to use the moon to intensify the heat of tthe sun and burn the world into nothingness.

So...

CrescentStar is illuminati confirmed.

Cresluminati

7 years ago

>_>

<_<

•_•

The job pays, okay??

Cresluminati

7 years ago

How much?

Cresluminati

7 years ago

($80,000 a year for services, plus $25,000 a year for health and safety.)

Cresluminati

7 years ago

Only 80000 to destroy the world??

Cresluminati

7 years ago

We're talking about illuminati dollars, dummy.

Cresluminati

7 years ago

Oh...

But how do I know you're not part of the Illuminati, but actually part of their enemy, the Itanimulli?

Cresluminati

7 years ago

(>_> That exists?)?

?Err... *hides behind book and edges away ever so slowly* Uhhh I'm writing. Err. Stop bothering me. xD

Cresluminati

7 years ago

ARE you? *Glares*

Are you SURE you're "writing?"

Cresluminati

7 years ago

Mmhmm :3

Cresluminati

7 years ago

*Gets a flashlight and shines it in your eyes*

Are you sure you're sure?

Cresluminati

7 years ago

Yes xD I'm legit trying to write something.

 

Plelluminati

7 years ago
Ack! I have to rebut this... Later!

Shiny Rating Trophy

7 years ago

You're supposed to tag @Turkey !!! (aka @Ford who stole my alt >:()

EDIT: I forgot to congratulate you. CONGRATS! :D Make sure that it's 100% shiny trophy doe. :3 Awesome accomplishment.

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7 years ago

Lol. Never trust the Archfiend of Alts with your own.

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7 years ago

Lol. I don't care that much, seeing how there's almost no point in having them (I have, like 5 alts xD I can't manage too many more.). I actually treat my alts nicely. Maybe there should be a trophy for the people who only have one account and have never made another! Nah, too difficult. XD

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7 years ago

In my scientific opinion, that sounds like a stupid trophy.

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7 years ago
No, we don't need that trophy. We need a new trophy that I could get. I had one alt, and it's banned now. And I want trophies!

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7 years ago

What we really need is an "Accept no Substitutes!" trophy, where you get rewarded for being the real version of you, even though alts have been made that imitate you.

We also need a "Best Bird-Furry On The Site" trophy, a "Best Guy Who Makes Sandwiches" trophy, and a "Best Fanfiction Of That Which No Longer Exists" trophy. Or medals, at the very least.

I'm sure you'd win "Top Mayana", though, not even a contest there.

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7 years ago
I guess I could be the most stupid blind person on CYS. That works!

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7 years ago

But you're also the smartest blind person on CYS, so there's that.

And the greenest. And the least fuzzy. And the most Smells-like-Pasta-est of all the blind people here. And also the opposite of all those things.

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7 years ago
I can't be stupid and smart at the same time. It's not like I'm the only blind person on here, I'm just the one of 2 that actually post on the forums. Or maybe there are more that do but just don't say they're blind. Who knows, maybe you are blind! Admit it!

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7 years ago

Oh, well, in that case, I demand proof of the other blind person's intelligence. Trophy claims have to be backed up by facts.

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7 years ago
Shinobi seems smart enough. It's not like someone has to try hard to be smarter from me.

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7 years ago
And here's were I reply! Yep, I am blind as well, but let's forget about that for now. For now, let's think about secret organizations and trophies.

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7 years ago

Shinobi is illuminati, I'll prove it.

Shinobi has 7 letters

7 minus 7 is 0

0 plus 7 is also 7

This can't all be a coincedence.

The illuminati is a triangle

Shinobi knows what a triangle is.

7 plus triangle equals Shinobi is illuminati confirmed.

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7 years ago
@Shinobi, do you know what a triangle is? Please, help me prove him wrong.

Minnuminatieking

7 years ago

MinnieKing has 10 letters.

J is the 10th letter of the alphabet.

James starts with J.

MinnieKing's capital letters are "MK", Martin Luther King's first and last initials.

James Earl Ray shot Martin Luther King.

Therefore, MinnieKing is racist, so there's no way to trust him.

Minnuminatieking

7 years ago

I laughed to this. 

I approve.

Minnuminatieking

7 years ago

Yes, I agree with that!

Sore wa chigau yo! (No, that's wrong!)

Plellollellogram

7 years ago

Sore is a homonymn for sore.

Sore is probably the state of your feelings after being outed as an ambiguously homosexual revolting magpie from hell with 4 cats.

Feelings has 8 letters. Sore has 4 letters.

8*4 is 32

32 is the sum of the totient function for the first ten integers.

the Totient function was invented by Euler.

Fucking look at this man.

Euler wears a funny hat.

Euler found the function in 1763.

In 1763, the Treaty of Paris was signed, which ended the French and Indian War and kicked off the American Revolution, and other things in turn kicked off the French Revolution.

After the French Revolution, the Illuminati elected Napoleon to be the new king.

Napoleon also wore a funny hat. Coincidence?

Napoleon went to Russia. Genghis Khan went to Russia. Both wore silly hats and were emperors.

Genghis Khan had a pointy hat.

The Ku Klux Klan had a pointy hat.

Plelb is not a Mongolian name, and therefore Plelb is also a racist who cannot be trusted.

Plellollellogram

7 years ago

I like this.

Plellollellogram

7 years ago

SentinelPenguin is a penguin

The capital letters of his name are: ISPI

This can act as initials for I Spy Penis Inches

This means SentinelPenguin watches gay porn

Sentinel is also black and white, being a penguin.

A penguin is a bird.

Bird rhymes with word.

SentinelPenguin is dating Word Girl.

Word Girl is dark skinned.

Sentinel isn't racist, but he enjoys gay porn.

Plellollellogram

7 years ago

Racist and homophobic. Tsk tsk tsk.

Also, you seem to have quite an interest in shows targeted towards toddlers and young kids hahalol.

Plellollellogram

7 years ago

I have a strong hatred for educational television.

Plellollellogram

7 years ago

Why? Because they're not anti-LGBT enough for you, you racist git?

Plellollellogram

7 years ago

No, because they suck

Plellollellogram

7 years ago

Remember when I tracked down the length of my penis down to the last hundred billionth of an inch?

I Spy Penis Inches means I know the exact length of my dick in the inch system at all times.

You seem to be under the impression that pedophilia with someone brown makes me not a racist, and somehow confuse Penguinites with penguins, which is doubly racist.

You're reaching downright dystopian levels of racism!

And also Word Girl really isn't my type. I mean, damn, way off. Nearly the opposite of all the things I am attracted to. Holy shit. How would you feel if I paired you up with your mom or something while she was still in preschool!? That's how I feel right now.

Literally every evidence has been horribly mistranslated.

Plellollellogram

7 years ago

I'm all about Dora the Explorer btw. I'll let her explore me anytime.

Plellollellogram

7 years ago

Except no. No, your taste sucks mine is best.

Plellollellogram

7 years ago
Bruh.

Minnuminatieking

7 years ago

We need to make a separate thread for this.

Minnuminatieking

7 years ago

That would be the intelligent thing to do, I suppose...

Minnuminatieking

7 years ago

I'm racist? I'd better destroy myself before I make a racist joke...

Wait, did I already make one? Am I losing my mind?

Fuck, thanks a lot Sent.

Shiny Rating Trophy

7 years ago

What we really need is an "Accept no Substitutes!" trophy, where you get rewarded for being the real version of you, even though alts have been made that imitate you.

Hey! I'd qualify for this! Kind of.

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7 years ago

Imitate you, not worship you, you absolute fool.

Missing: Brad's Swedish one, Brad's Roman one, Coins' Nazi one, Sentinel's Honduran-Canadian one, Sentinel's Dolan one, probably a bunch of other ones that directly try to imitate the name.

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7 years ago

I know nothing of this alternatio suecica.

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7 years ago

Wait, I thought Turkey was Seto's alt?

Feh. You're all dirty alt-spammers, the lot of you.

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7 years ago

Thanks Boss.

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7 years ago

Congrats!

Now go earn all the other trophies.

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7 years ago

Thanks Riversage!

All of them? ;-;

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7 years ago

Congrats, Minnie :D
 

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7 years ago

Thanks Seto! :D

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7 years ago
you're starting to look familiar like you might know your way around this site.

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7 years ago

Yay!

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7 years ago

:o The ultimate compliment O-O

 

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7 years ago

Very admirable. 

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7 years ago

Thanks Thara!