P is the 16th letter of the alphabet, L is 12, E is 5, L is 12 again, B is 2.
Plelb = 47.
There were 47 ronin in that one folktale.
Plelb's profile is Error 404.
404/47 = 8.59574468085
My dick is exactly 8.59574468085 inches long.
Dick has four letters. Plelb has five letters.
5*4 is 20.
20 is the age Hitler was the year after he stopped applying for paint school and became a hobo.
Hitler's mom died at age 47. 47.
20+47 is 67.
In the year 67, Vindex revolted, kicking off the fall of emperor Nero.
Nero was ambiguously homosexual. Hitler was ambiguously homosexual. Vindex was revolting. Vindex is one letter away from windex.
Plelb thinks windex is revolting.
Those Magpies in windex commercials think windex is revolting.
Heckle and Jeckle was a well known cartoon about magpies.
Plelb is one letter away from Heckle. Jeckle is one letter different from Heckle
one letter plus one letter is two letters.
Heckle minus two letters is Heck.
Heck is a euphemism for Hell for pussies who don't know how to swear.
Pussies are cats.
Cats has 4 letters.
Cats*4 is 4 cats.
Plelb is an ambiguously homosexual revolting magpie from hell with 4 cats confirmed. Most of those things aren't even bad, but still. What say you in your defense?