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Kind of interested what we have all learned from our time on CYS. also I don't mean to brag but this is the first time my post count has been greater than my points



I've learned:

- lies are easier in person than they are in forum post

- don't lie because the truth is funnier

- lie sometimes to get a laugh

- lying is a little bit okay

- making any sort of delete button available to members is absolutely impossible anywhere on the site

- Bo is gonna have that top poster trophy for the rest of his life and he'll make sure we know it by posting "I can't believe I still have it! Step up your game!" 50 years from now

- HTML/CSS; before joining CYS I had no background in web design I was young and underedumacated :P

- BTE > RTE

- Strawberry Pudding > Sporks

- HWITE SAIL

- hating people is alright as long as they are younger than you

- 3J weilds a heavy ass-hammer and twerks it around with drunken fist style martial arts - looks uncontrolled, but it's actually controlled...maybe.

- Anything can be answered by asking 3Js hips because they are all-powerful and do not lie

- </br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br></br> can be read as onomonopoea and makes the sound of an A10 gun and if you use it often they will always sound like that in your head.

- After you've been here a few years you can be considered not a noob.

- Relevancy is determined by my ability to remember you as my memory is absolute shit so I'll only remember you if you're active as fuck for a while.

- Berka is a 16 year old asian school girl

- Nate is a crip ;)

- The best admins are always named after months of the year

- The best threads are always sarcastic

- The longest threads are always Morgan_R being progressive.

- Orders were literally created for absolutely no reason and 3J thought they'd have more impact so he spends most of his freetime sitting in his basement coming up with ideas on how to use them so people might actually care.

- Commendations already mean nothing because all the active people who can get them are all sages

- Sandwich thread was the best thread.

- New trolls are lightweight pussies compared to old trolls

- Anyone who announces their return to the site has gotten fat while they were gone.

Wow

My eyes just opened to a world of possibilities

- lies are easier in person than they are in forum post
Not true. In real life I can't lie worth shit, here I constantly lie about being blind ... Or do I?
- hating people is alright as long as they are younger than you
I am going to hate Steve, no matter how old he is. And steve hates everyone.
- New trolls are lightweight pussies compared to old trolls
Agreed. Ryder fucked his cat, and now trolls can't even read Eternal without being sick.

Didn't Steve get banned? Why hate the banned? It's not like they matter much.

Nevermind. The banned suck.

Did he? When? I talked to him just yesterday, and I'm quite sure it was after 3J said he's banned.
Uh, I mean, of corse he's banned! Haha, don't let anyone convince you otherwise! If you see him around, it's just your imagination!

I think it was in the FWW, in the thread called "Thread Notify."

Steve was talking trash and 3J said banned.

good times. I remember it like it was yesterday.

It was yesterday. I just find it strange because steve was online for quite some time after 3J "banned" him. Maybe he's a hacker? :)

It was 14 hours ago

Wait ten more hours and it will be

It is yesterday in my timezone.

Your timezone is ten hours ahead of mine.

There's an unban feature. I'll get my account reinstated, somehow.

you should try writing a quality story. maybe that'll get your account back?

Isn't it ironic how you wrote something on being banned and now you're banned yourself?

Ah, there's easier ways to get around being banned. I should be able to use all the precious site info I've gotten from 3J to use the unban feature to get back in, but I'll have to avoid being seen by the have admins so my account isn't deleted outright.

So basically you're gonna break your way in?

Oh baby, yeah. And if the mods ever try to stop me, they'll see just how much coding I know.

I'm thinking either you didn't really get banned, or you and 3J are pulling a prank.

did you know it says gullible on the site banner?

*checks*

*rages*

Ford is right, it does. Even I can see it!

I lied! hahaha! you've been bamboozled!

Sure thing. So did I. :)

Me too. I lied about raging.

I've bean double-bamboozled o-o

Yes, you have bean.

Which means you are not blind after all... Die nazi trickster, you played with our emoticons!

Well, you have 2 options. Maybe I'm blind, but just love joking with you to piss you off. Or maybe I'm not blind, but just love joking with you to piss you off. And what do emoticons have to do with anything? I know quite a few blind people, and they all use emoticons. :)

hahahaha ryder was actually a new troll I was talking about. ryder was a creep if anything, hardly a troll.

Old trolls got v&. Pretty sure TSR (or some other one?) is in federal prison now :P

Let's compromise. Ryder was a Troll + Creep

Therefore, he was a Treep. Or a Croll. Or a dumbass.

But depending on who you ask, we might all be creeps. Being a creep means nothing.

I think you are confusing Creep with Sheep

I think you just forgot about BlueSabere already. Or maybe you didn't even see that thread. In that case, the link is on my profile.

I saw it

And I hate it

I hate that thread

That damn thread

BlueSabere is an ass

Don't hate it. It's beautiful, a work of art.

THE POWER OF THE

All good, but have you seen the silly jumpscare on EndMaster's XP points yet? Just watch the dots to the 3 minutes, 41 seconds, mark - but pay attention, it only shows for a fraction is a second.

Classic EndMaster though, haha!

Huh, never would've expected he looked like that in real life. Have to admit he really does rock those heels though.

Yeah lol! Can't really say I was shocked, but he pulls it off so well! XD

Ahahaha! Holy shit, I thought you were joking. Is that really him or are you fucking with us? If so I'm gonna go back and try and screenshot it, that is blackmail material if I ever saw it.

Won't show up for me.

Huh, that's weird, worked for me just a while ago. Maybe he's removed it? Though I think there might be some server lag, as it showed up a bit later than the 3m41s mark for me last time. Are you sure you didn't just miss it?

I put a timer on for 3 minutes and 41 seconds, waited for about 10 seconds afterward. Never came up. I use an IPad; does that have anything to do with it?

Hmm, I guess that might have something to do with it. The site isn't exactly mobile-friendly after all. 

Just tested it, it doesn't work on an Android phone either.

Oh right, forgot to mention it, but the picture still shows up on my laptop. Though it doesn't work on my (Android) phone either. I've also wasted way too much time staring at dots today.

baiting the baiters. classic move man.

Doesn't look like anything to me.

I don't see any reason Mason would be making things up. It does seem like there's some issue with it loading from a mobile device. (I haven't tested it with my Kindle yet but Android is Android, right?)

I had it loading but I must have missed it. Too lazy to try again, someone can just tell me what it is if they feel inclined to.

I tried it multiple times, End. 

Well you're not missing anything important I guess, just a silly picture of what is (allegedly) Endmaster for a fraction of a second.

Probably just an old Halloween pic, but if it got out it would definitely mean he could never have a career on COG, lol.

Rom said I was wearing high heels so I'd argue I'd be more likely to have career at cog.

I'm pretty sure you would remember this picture being taken if it was really you. Seeing how you've claimed you don't drink. :P So if it's not you I wish someone could tell me who it is, I feel like there's some joke here I'm not picking up on.

SJWs find it incredibly offensive if a straight guy dresses up like that as a joke, from what I've heard. ('SJWs find [THING] incredibly offensive' isn't any kind of breaking news, I realize.)

I'm just going by the one thing rom said, I was guessing JJJ photoshopped my avatar's "face" on some chick's body.

Might be worth a try at the local library (unless their web security blocks it).

Wait, so this is something 3J did?

Makes sense, I guess you can't code or whatever. But damn, that's hilarious if he didn't tell you. :D

Just to be perfectly clear, Steve was obviously not banned and that was obviously a joke.

When 3J says obviously, he's trying to get across just how retarded you must be if you actually thought I was banned. I actually can't be banned, because I'm just that great.

CYS was my first time on an internet forum. Seriously didn't know what the hell they were a year and a half ago. Also I learned to write here because of the articles. Thanks for the amazing english grades, articles. ;)

If you leave your interdimensional tavern unattended for a weekend, someone will burn it down.

If one of your NPCs pisses off some of your PCs, be prepared for her to die horribly.

You can construct the area your PCs are exploring as they go,  and they'll never know the difference.

If you're a Social Justice Owl, people may not always like you, but they'll remember you! XD

Who the fuck is this?

Oh shit. Steve is a snake and I think owls eat snakes. I'll go look it up.

I'm probably wrong though.

If i'm not this owl is gonna eat Steve

Unless he's venomous

Morgan_R the Social Justice Owl, obviously. ^_^

If you eat Steve then you'll probably choke and die so don't eat steve he's very venomous

That's poison. Being venomous means the animal is injecting toxins into an individual, not the individual eating the animal.

Fuck logic.

Was joking about your last point about being remembered.

Oh, right. XD

I don't think we were really active at the same time... unless you were just busy writing storygames while I was faffing about in the Forum Games section and shouting "White Sail." Or I've just forgotten our interactions, in which case I apologize. I am a very forgetful owl!

You know what they say about some people being forgetful. And you aren't alone.

Owl forget my head if it isn't screwed on.

Puns.

The DMG has a randomized dungeon generator for a reason. 

I've learned tha not everybody likes Tim.

My life is a bit sadder now than it already is.

You made a typo.

Yes.

oops.

Tiiiiim.

Sorry.

Internet.

When life gets hard, we must blame our troubles on the internet.

Damn you, Internet!

CYS hasn't been letting me post, or making more than one posts for me lately.

It's either two, or nothing.

I've learned that not everybody likes Tim.

His life is just that much sadder now.

not everybody = most people probably

Mhm.

Oh look, it's Chanbot.

Now i'm reminded that even though i'm a scrivener I will never be on the list of people who matter.

Life is pointless.

If I ever add a degenerate list you'd probably be able to make it so there's a sliver of hope for you yet.

Hooray! I'm gonna be on the degenerate list!

...

Well...

I've learned:

-The longest amount of time you can hide your identity as an alt is roughly half of a week.

-To find a balance between the time you create an alt and the time you post as it.

-No matter how long you are on a writing site, you can still find a way to procrastinate from any actual writing.

I've returned and am on the border of anorexia.

Fight me.

... You wanna talk about it, buddy?

'Twas hyperbolic, though I am quite underweight.

And since when did 'buddy' become a thing?

It became a thing when they needed a less cheesy word then "chum" and "pal"

And someone explain to me the Orders?

3J won't tell anyone what they are for, exactly. Look in the news and updates for detail.

There are four orders. Sages, Architechts, Marauders, and Wardens. Sages are the best.

Every commendation you get adds to your orders total commendations, and you can get these with a contribution to the site (featured comment, commendable storygame, good forum post, ETC)

Randomly assigned teams, Mods will say something like"10 points to Slythrin" for good posts

Mine was better

Mine was more accurate.