Show our local Irishman some love.
An ode to Steve:
We sure enjoy our Steve, because Steve's an okay guy.
He's a damn sight better than our other Irish lass.
And as Steve's assured us, we'd probably die,
Without his recommended dose of sass.
Steve is great for all this antics,
Yelling about abortion, ass and porn.
And he'll join us in our great pedantics
Until all our keyboard keys are worn.
Steve has pranced across our pristine meadows,
Rending sanity just by being around,
And with the gusto of those around him,
Drove several twats straight out of town.
Yes, we sure enjoy our Steve, we think he's a righteous dude.
And this alt he made to make fun of himself, why, Jep is alright too!
Paddy's Day had an hour left when you posted that, and now seriously hungover Steve is in no mood for your shit.