I apologize, but I feel insulted. I identify as a two year old cat with angel wings. I also identify as being born on Mars, something I am very proud of. As well as this, I am transname, and I identify as my real name being SparkyPaw or something.
I don't see anything wrong with this, and i feel attacked for being who I am right now because of everything you've said - you're just transphobic and hate kittens.
You're also dumb and u smell bad.
All jokes aside, I thought this was funny as a story. But as a real event - this is more sad than the story about the man who legally married his body pillow :(
Do people who are mentally six years old have to pay child support, and who would adopt this guy?
Also, I wonder what the mother would say when the kids ask why daddy's not around...