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From: cysid
To: MasonJarGuzzi
Date: 4/22/2017 1:01:57 AM

Hey MasonJarGuzzi, 

Looks like today is the "big day" for you, turning 17 and all. 

As a small birthday treat, enjoy 15 "Experience Points" on me! 

Best Wishes, 
Cysid, the Ultimate Choose-Your-Own-Adventurer

The worst thing is the 22nd isn't until tomorrow and that's not my correct age ;_;

This concludes our third episode of "how to fuck up nice things," and remember kids, never give false ages on the internet! Otherwise, you classify as a lil bitch. No info at all, or real info!

Is today still your birthday? If yes, happy birthday!

 

OK then, congrats on not dying yet!

Happy birthday! I made you a cake! It has chocolate in it! Or at least I think that's chocolate ...