Hammer, needle, axe, rope, flint and steel, knife, metal pot.
1 marijuana for obvious reasons, 2 potato, 1 cow, 1 chicken, 1 haberñer, one orange tee.
Books: 100 of the most beautiful piano solos, hitchhikers guide to the galaxy (The Ford One), American Medical Assosiation's Complete Medical Encyclopedia, The Night Circus, Going Bovine, I'll probably eventually get around to reading all of Eternal, and Batman: The Doom That Came to Gotham.
Hot Fuzz, Hot Rod, all of Futurama.
End Credits - EDEN, The Slim Shady LP - Eminem, The Complete Works of J.S. Bach - Bach, N.W.A. Greatest Hits (World) -N.W.A., All Is Violent, All is Bright - God Is An Astronaut, ITYTTMOM - EDEN, MBDTF - Kanye West, Wolfgang Amadeus Phoenix - Phoenix
Chess (Computer), Dungeon Crawl Stone Soup, Borderlands 1 and 2, Skyrim, Rimworld, and Tekken 7.
Also a piano,
Needle for clothing so I don't come back with skin cancer.
If you're gonna be making your clothes out of hemp a needle isn't gonna be doing much. At least, that's what I assume you'd be getting cloth from. Where's the thread?
I have no idea.
Didn't it say clothes are free?
Tools: I've got a multitool that has like a hammer, two knives, a vice and a screwdriver. That counts as one. An axe. A more proper knife. Metal Pot. If we're using magic here, an infinite lighter would be useful. If not, flint and steel. Rope and lots of it. A shovel, or if there's animals and shit, a gun instead.
Seeds and Animals: Wheat, Potatoes, Carrots, Chicken, Goat, I kind of agree with Beta's Marijuana, Corn
7 Books: Is there a complete collection for Stephen King? That would be fucking massive, so that, or if not, It, by the same guy. Complete works of Dickens definitely exists, so toss that in there. To Kill a Mockingbird. Complete works of Fyodor Dostoevsky, seeing as I've never read them. I feel there's definitely a Harry Potter Omnibus, and if not, the second one. Lord of the Rings is an omnibus, toss that in. The Ultimate Hitchhikers Guide
7 Movies: Dazed and Confused, Fury Road, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Pulp Fiction, Empire Strikes Back, Apocalypse Now and... fuck it, make it a really long orgy porno.
7 Albums: "Best of" Albums are cheating, aren't they? Fuck it, don't care. Greatest Hits Albums for Beatles, Queen, Rolling Stones, Dead Kennedys, Sex Pistols, Elton John and Dave Brubeck or Miles Davis, flip a coin there.
Games: Fallout: New Vegas, Dawn of War I, some good form of Chess vs an AI, GTA V, Minecraft, Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 and Tetris.
Personal Item: Uh... I'd want to say my dog, but I don't know if living counts as personal, and also I don't want my dog to have to suffer on an island. So I suppose my couch. That'd be nice, and leaves are no substitute for that shit.
This was fun. I always liked these things. You should add more questions at some point, because this is one of the only Lounge threads I enjoy.
Changing wheat to apples and carrots to blueberries.
Although it's been quite some time, I'd like to replace Empire Strikes back with War of the Buttons, because I was just reminded that film by a mate and felt desperate to change that choice.
Seeds / Animals
Because the shack has to last seven fucking years. I want it to be built well with a solid foundation.
Yeah but I'm not a master carpenter or mason. They had dudes for that. I don't have dudes for that. Hence, tools for measurement and even cutting.
No boats are gonna be happening here. Steve's threatening to sea raid people, so I'll be casting Constant Lightning Storm over the water whenever I see anything floating. I may send animated body pillows to sell you dried buffalo steak though.
I don't care who's on the boat! No matter how innocent, a blind girl can at least catch and eat her own fairies instead of freeloading off of an ASPIRING MURDERER!
Just slap a tree or something until your hand is bloody, put it in some sort of box or hole that a fairy will have to go inside in order to see what to give you, and then grab and murder it when it gets down there. You can bury and wash off the evidence, and the fairies will have to keep coming since they can't prove you murdered them. And maybe I'll tone down the storms on routes leading to your island so people can send you bribes not to kill their medicine supply. (Obviously lightning will come down if I can Detect Life on any boats headed there, because sea raiders)
If they are in a limited supply, then people will bribe you to stop by sending supplies. If they're tiny, then they're easier to kill and eat before any of them see you. That's a 7 year survival plan there, extort everyone else into giving you shit.
Ford's going to be fighting a pig war, and mizal's going to be nursing callouses and shit from trying to chop herself supports for her shitty palm house, so they'll have more reason to send you shit than anyone else. Also, send them an anonymous letter saying that the medicine fairies are gonna start getting sparse unless they send shit to Mayana's island.
So? You can type it in, print it out, and address them to everyone in advance before the exile. It's not that hard to do.
Oh, yeah, so I want a pessimistic blind person to have a chance if surviving a hypothetical on her own island. Fuck me, right?
Murderer is it? I'm not the one committing GENOCIDE on medicine fairies.
At this point I probably don't need to kill that many people. Crazygurl is going to starve to death, Ford is going to get gored by wild boars and you... well I don't think you want to know after the medicine fairies had enough of your shit and strike back against you.
I've changed plans, I'm offering them legitimate employment as sugar farmers in exchange for the shit that fairies want, Mayana's the one killing them now. Not that I actually wanted to eat them in the first place, I was just looking for options to piss off Mizal.
I'm going to need some sort of argument for your usefulness here. I don't see how you could be better than my food, and you're sure as shit not better than my dog.
I said if it comes to it, and so far your only better options are fucking Ford, which is sure as shit a worse option, Malk, who would rape you, or Beta, who with his entertainment choices is clearly the worst option.
Ford, whose plan was to have dangerous animals populate the island and just trust that he can win that battle, and I'll assume the Beta comment is sarcasm.
Yes, the plan that involves surviving a war vs boars is far better than the plan that just involves feeding chickens.
Meh, I'll help Medusa.
Honestly, I’m not playing Mizal’s game, I’m just going to bring a melee weapon like a machete and a gun with a shitload of bullets, along with a boat, a map and navigational tools and travel to the rest of the islands and kill everyone else for their shit. Unless they're fine with just giving me tribute I guess.
You’re welcome to come along for the ride.
Giving Steve a boat just means you're going to have two sea raiders going to the islands instead of just one and since it might not be immediate that we kill each other, I guarantee he's going to be the rapey one, so I suggest all you island dwellers prepare your anuses.
Please, you're going to get fucking murdered. I could take you out on land with ease, but on sea? I'll eat your fucking heart.
Whether you kill me or not doesn't really matter. My point is Mizal just fucked everyone else by giving you a boat in the first place.
Well we're back to one sea raider, and I feel I'd be a nicer one than you. I think it's an improvement. Plus, no one on CYS is really attractive enough that I'd try rape them.
I already said I'd help you. Lol.
Here, I'll take May. I'm lacking a good protein supply anyway
Humans count as animals, right?
I'd say they do, but Mizal's the one to decide on this. Personally, I wouldn't say they're very cost-efficient, if you plan on breeding them.
Interesting... I think about this all the time...
Tools: A saw, a fishing pole and its complementary equipment (this counts as one tool, right?), a hammer (the kind you can use to pry out nails and bash in the heads of fish), a lighter, a very sharp knife, a multipurpose pot (boiling water, frying fish, etc.), a rifle. Wait, does a dildo count as a tool?
Seeds/animals: Lettuce (no nutritional value but tastes good with everything), oranges (for vitamin C), carrots (because rabbit), set of breedable chickens (can't just rely on fish for protein), tomatoes (pretty easy to grow), potatoes (the martian survived with these, so I can too?), watermelon (I'm just making the assumption that there's an infinite quantity of all these seeds in the 7 years)
Books: I'll take that volume of Shakespeare (it'll probably take me seven years to finish reading it anyway). Also, Dumas's Count of Monte Cristo and Doestoyevsky's Crime and Punishment (favorites of mine). And also War and Peace (that long-ass book I never finished despite multiple attempts). And then the first three books of Harry Potter, only because I never read the series, and my friends have been nagging me to do so, as though I missed some vital part of childhood and need to make up for it.
Movies: I'll trade in five for a complete TV series (assuming this means ALL the seasons): Lost, because it goes with the theme. For the two movies... I just realize I don't have two favorite movies. Um... I guess just the most recent Pirates of the Caribbean movie and Boss Baby, since I haven't seen them yet.
Albums: Going to go with pop. Sia's 1000 Forms of Fear, Maroon 5's V, Rihanna's Unapologetic, Train's California 37, One Republic's Native (yeah, I know, I like trashy modern pop). Also throw in Beethoven's complete symphonies and Chopin's complete nocturnes.
Games: I don't play games generally. I know, shocker. For CYOAs, I'll take Eternal and Dead Man Walking, since to my knowledge they are the longest ones on this site, and I haven't gotten around to reading either of them. And a deck of cards, a chess set, and Tetris (seven years will make me a pro). And Fallout 4, because I heard it's fun, and it's never too late to get into gaming. Oh, and Fruit Ninja, because how else am I going to get exercise?
Freebie: My pet rabbit, for companionship. (If it dies, well, let's just hope not. But if it really does, I'll bury it and build a shrine).
Strategy: To survive and not die from boredom/loneliness. Which is highly likely in my case (haallllppp isolation's gonna kill me!!!)
Wow, this took me a lot longer and a lot more thinking than I thought it would.
You sadden me on so many levels.
Oh, really? Well, that's... unsurprising. There's a long line of people who see me as a disappointment. Please, feel free to line up, too.
Oh, I already tried that. I looked for a belt in my house but couldn't find one, and then I realized I didn't own any. And so I decided to use some string instead, but the string wasn't strong enough and broke. So I guess I'm heading off to the island after all.
One benevolent Native American Buffalo Spirit: Super versatile, and fulfills many survival needs. Sort of has wool, and, like a cow, it can eat and digest most plants and even some fish, etc. I can milk it if it's female, since mythological creatures can just do stuff like that whenever they feel like it, and, as long as I'm very respectful about it, I can kill it for an entire survival adventure's supply of meat and leather. And then it will regenerate itself, since it's a godly being. Being a guiding mythological spirit, it's probably also pretty wise, interesting, and generally just a total bro to hang out with, so I won't go feral or stir-crazy.
A load of sugar cane for structure and raft-making
3 cool-looking magic-powered bug things that will farm that shit for me
A big-ass roll of sod plus extra dirt to get a reliable grass population happening for the Buffalo buddy.
Corn, for making fuel, booze, pretend telescopes, baskets, and also so the Buffalo doesn't have to just eat grass and coconuts.
For tools, I want an axe, a carving knife, and a ~magic~ sharpening stone that returns all tools it touches to original factory condition, with the exception of me. I want one of those pressure bullet things that the guy used in No Country For Old Men so that the Buffalo will be totally painlessly out whenever I need to cut him up. Also, a book with every 3.5e D&D spell that generates all required casting materials for each casting, since if I'm gonna abuse the magic of the setting, I may as well fucking abuse the magic of the setting. This takes up the space of one book and one tool, so it's "balanced". This is pretty much all I need so far.
The collection of the entire series where Batman fights Bane. I see it in every Barnes and Noble, and I'll Google it for proof whenever I don't stand the chance of losing my post by tabbing out. Flan, just to have it on my shelf. The revised Anarchist's cookbook, because Buffalo and I will probably need something to do with the time. A treatise on some unarmed martial art just to have something to do again. The Ass Goblins of Auschwitz, and The Hobbit.
Wheels on Meals, the Grand Budapest Hotel, and I'm turning in the rest of my movies for the COMPLETE series of Firefly, so everything they would've done if it weren't cancelled is included, for better and for worse. This will be worth fucking billions if I put it on Kickstarter and say I'm gonna animate it or something, even if it turns out the show would've been shit.
I don't know Albums very well. Let me get back to you on this.
Dwarf Fortress, Skyrim overhauled and modded to perfection, Minecraft overhauled and modded to perfection, Slime Rancher, My Summer Car, Saints Row 2, basically all the great timesinks, and 3.5e D&D just so I know what the hell I'm doing and have something to do with the Buffalo since she doesn't exactly have the digits required to play the other games with me.
I like how this thread basically degenerated into people making their choices and then Ford viciously mocking everyone for their lack of island survival skill knowledge.
We live in a world of ubiquitous medical fairies, why are any of you bothering with survival shit!?
How come you get to have forcefields and shit, then? Assuming we're all exiles and have equal opportunity for magical goodness, why do you get a magic thing that we don't!?
Basically she made up special rules for herself due to being the creator of the scenario.
Well Sentinel seemed to be genuinely confused by the situation.
Pff, no fair. If she can give the God of this universe a succ job until he gives her a forcefield, I get to be a wizard.
It started out as an earnest survival attempt! I only started trolling when Steve started trying to kill people, and that made me want to kill Steve.
The whole thread is dangerously coming close to RP territory anyway.
The Bible, she goes with. All the books in human history, and she goes with the Bible. To make it even worse, she goes with a kitten. Dear god, I can't wait for you to go insane in there.
Shitloads of rope
Male and female chook - get porking, bucko!
La vita e bella
Man on fire
I am legend
Edge of tomorrow
Little miss sunshine
Enyclopedia Britannica *5 - tinder, and something to shit with
Hitchhiker's guide collection - to read while shitting
The preicse name eludes me, but along the lines of "Speculative history of the future", to give me the shits. It is by far, the most useful book of my life. I have used it to:
4 Bowie Albums - all good, all welcome.
A depeche mode album
They might be Giants - Apollo 18
A Mozarts greatest hits
Deck of cards
Cards against humanity
7 days to die
Hungry hungry hippos - I will teach the dog and chickens how to play.
Swag. Fuck off, Australian. What else do I want when going bush?
Year 1 would be the building, getting proficient at farming, fishing and hunting year. Ditto 2.
If by 3, Im not dead, huzzah! Now, madness sets in. The cult arises, dark shadows move.
We dont talk about 4.
5, the survivors huddle back together in an uneasy truce.
6, all the chickens are named Bruce, and hold a parliament.
7, reasoning that more chicken = more votes, I eat all the chickens.
8, still pretty full from Chickenocalypse.
9, the clouds of feather and death dissipates, and time to wander off.
Chickens can understand visual cues. I mean, they can unier stand what you holdung food out for them means at least. They don't give a fuck what you tell them, but with treats, you can eventually get them to maneuver an obstacle course on their own, and possibly even shit that's more useful than that. And, I mean, you don't have to worry about blunting the knife when you stab or carve with stuff.
What the hell are chooks? Is that some Aussie racial slur for Asian people? If so were you using them as slaves or food or both?
Question, can we build traps for the medicine fairies? Like, rubbing the scent of an unbandaged wound all over a box and just trap them inside? It's a simple sustainable meat source, and a ptactical way for people who are bad at survival to live.
Sent is fucked as soon as he pisses of the fairies.
Repeatedly casting "cure light wounds" should do me fine. I'd rather send the fairies to work the sugar fields than eat them, though.
What do fairies eat, anyway? Can I like trade them flowers or something in exchange for the privilege of maintaining my fields and no longer having to bring medicine to Sea Raiders and Ford?
Trapping the medicine fairies seems like a bad idea ranking up there with bringing lettuce with you to an island or letting it be overrun by wild boars.
I can't imagine they would taste too good either. Probably have a bitter medicine taste at best.
Do we have internet?
Seeing as we can bring pets, can we bring a person along on our exile as the personal item, dooming them as well? If so, do they get their own list of shit? I know it defeats the purpose of being alone, but some of the games I want to bring require a second.
No internet, no other people.
In that case, what are the limits of the personal item?
Can I have a thing that stops time? What about a thing that teleports me between islands? A magic backpack to carry shit in?
I'm just saying, Steve gets a boat and you get a magic shield covering your island. Kinda takes away the point.
It's okay, Tim. You can hang out on my island with the cool kids/bovines... If you can swim that far. But swimming won't be that hard, because if I can see you I can turn you into a dragon for a set number of combat rounds!
Alright, right off the bat I want a chainsaw (power tool), a butcher knife, and a really sturdy fishing rod. I will also take seven bloody hogs. And these aren't normal hogs. I want man's evil nature itself bloody huge hogs. KILL THE BEAST. CUT HIS THROAT. SPILL HIS BLOOD. I will take Lord of the Flies, Clockwork Orange, The Complete Marquis de Sade, Moby Dick, The Old Man and the Sea, The Count of Monte Cristo, and Mysterious Island just to get into the mood. I will trade five movies for the entire One Piece TV series. I'll also take JAWS and Sharknado. I don't need any games but I guess I'll spend the week packing the 7 longest storygames. As for albums, I really only know about singles so I'll just downgrade and take Down with the Sickness. That's it. For the personal item, I want a harpoon.
So what I'm doing with the hogs if I can resist the urge to eat them is use the bloody meat as bait for sharks - with the very sturdy fishing pole. Then, I have two options. I can either (1) run the shark through with my chainsaw if I can get it to jump above the water or (2) harpoon it while screaming THE WHALE! THE WHITE WHALE! even though it's neither white nor a whale. Assuming that the magic surrounding the island removes toxins from nearby sharks and makes them very good eating I will be set for, at most, maybe a year. Then I eat coconuts and die of insanity. Sorry, I really didn't want to spend 7 whole years trying to entertain myself. (Also I think I need a shelter; that's what the bloody pigskins are for)
Gotta admit, I'm sort of liking Ford's attitude in this thread.
Sharks aren't toxic, but they taste seriously bad, to the point where you can get sick, if you don't boil the meat in milk for hours. He didn't bring the resources to do that, (unless he milks the pigs like some sort of desperate African child) so unless he likes the taste of shark piss that builds up over several years in an animal with no urinary tract, he's going to live out a very sad existence.
Unless the magic of the island allows sharks to piss, but why would it? It's not really viable to eat sharks.
I can see that I'll have to reconsider some parts of my plan if I want to live a decent enough year. I can learn how to make a fire with two sticks, of course, so no need to bring a magnesium starter. I'll have to exchange one of my pigs for a cow if I want milk. That way I can eat the shark meat. About the toxins, I was mainly worried about high levels of mercury in sharks although I don't know how quickly mercury affects the functioning of the human body. Like Mizal said, I only need the chainsaw for a few days to get the necessary wood for a shelter and enough firewood. The pigskins would protect me from the rain for a day while I'm making a legitimate shelter. Of course, if I'm going insane I probably enjoy the smell of rotting pig carcass. After I'm done with the chainsaw I can waste it away on sharks if I want to. In this universe I was arrested and exiled for 18 years as a leading child soldier in Africa, so I've been working out my upper body strength all my life to stay on top, not to mention the exercises I've been doing in prison and on the boat over here. Thus I can reel in the sharks just enough to harpoon them. I also probably need more music, so I'll throw in the albums Sleeping at Last Atlas 1, The Rise and Fall of Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders from Mars, Beatles' Revolver, singles Living on a Prayer, Eye of the Tiger, and, of course, Criminal Mind by Gowan. Along with Down with the Sickness. I guess I'll take Breath of the Wild as one of the games.
You might be wondering why I want to eat sharks so much. Let's just say I have ... an affinity.
Also, it is a survival plan because I plan on surviving for a year.
Mercury isn't naturally present in fish or sharks. It's a byproduct of industry befuckling the ocean that causes fish to absorb the mercury in chemicals and trash that gets dumped in the water. Since we have non-newtonian magic and probably a load of eco-conscious Mermaids and elf hippies purifying the sea with magic (plus, y'know, probably less industry since stuff can be summoned rather than manufactured) mercury wouldn't be a problem in this universe unless someone decides to be an asshole alchemist and poison the sea just to be the last asshole standing.
Also, ew. Being a furry is one thing, but I won't stand for fish furries. That's a transcendental level of stank that no natural sentient being should have an "affinity" with.
"Unless someone decides to be an asshole alchemist and poison the sea just to be the last asshole standing."
Well, shit, I may have to put my plans to fuck with the medicine fairies on hold since they're probably obligated to keep the ecosystem safe and the seas clean. Mayana, you need to go find other food sources now unless you like early onset dementia. If anything, we need to start increasing the fairy population so they can clean up all of End's shit before it poisons us.
It was a bad pun, by the way. Maybe I should have capitalized it like afFINity. Also, I don't know where you came up with furries, but affinity doesn't mean that.
A big furry porn website is called "furaffinity", so I automatically jumped to the most traumatic memories when you mentioned affinity and never made it clear that puns were happening.
- One of those Hatchets with the hammerhead on the opposite end, and indent on the bottom to the blade.
-Swiss Army Knife.
-One of those metal bowls with the silverware that comes attached.
I don't trust myself with power tools.
-Chickens, for eggs.
-Corn, to feed said Chickens.
-Puppies, for Companionship, so I go insane less quickly.
-Rice, Just boil water.
-Orange tree, because I used to have one in my backyard and also because I need a fruit.
-Wasteland Survival Guide
-Fallout Bible (Complete)
-Hunger Games 1, 2, and 3
-The actual Bible in case I need tinder or some shit.
-A French Language book, in case I get bored and want to learn French better.
-The entire Naruto series.
-Men At Work Definitive Collection
-Journey Greatest Hits 1&2 (it's still one thing though)
-Beastie Boys Anthology
-The Offspring Collection
-Daft Punk Greatest Hits
-Hollywood Undead Day of The Dead
-Fallout: New Vegas Ultimate
-Smash for the Wii U
-Fallout Deck of Cards.
I want a soda drinking hat that refills with Mtn Dew: Code Red every 3 hours.
-Year One: Learn how to farm and use tools properly via The WSG and trial/error. Start playing/finish NV. Pet doggos.
-Year Two: Properly get set up instead of sleeping under palm leaf tent. Be good at farming plants and chickies. Move shit into pimpin new crib. Play Skyrim. Pet doggos.
-Year Three: Finish Skyrim. Doggos no doubt had puppers by now. Start building fishing canoe to meet food quota. Craft spears for said fishing canoe. Start playing MGS Legacy. Finish canoe/spears and fish as a pastime as well.
-Year Four: Halfway there, I tell myself. Finish MGS Legacy. Try learning French. Read books, watch movies, etc more often. Still fishing. Start MGSV.
-Year Five: Doggos are growing in number. Replace fishing items, reuse into dog items. Continue French. Still playing MGSV. Start watching Naruto when I can.
-Year Six: Start getting lonely among Doggo Island. Try teaching dogs to play card games. Fail miserably. Talk to the doggos more often than usual. Actually remember Doggo's names for once. Still doing French just to be sure. Still watching Naruto, on second show. Still playing MGSV.
-Year Seven: Start getting paranoid that the growing dog population is going to ursurp my throne as King of Doggo Island. Barkolomew looked at me funny. Doglas Fairbarks was barking at a stranger pace than normal. Do the Doggos know Morse Code? Fish have been hunted to extinction at this point. The Doggos no longer need me. On the bright side, I am Fluent in French, Finished Naruto Shippuden, and almost finished MGSV. Possibly died from Doggos before the pickup could come. Doggos may have covered it up to look like an accident.
Nah nah, we've got this magic figured out. It's entirely need-based. This magic always provides whatever is deemed ultimately neccesary for the event to take place. We need platforms to play our games on, so they suddenly exist on the island. We need them to be powered, so they're powered. We can't protect them from sand and weather in our current state, so they're invincible to sand and weather. We need medicine along with all our survival things, so we get fairies. See the pattern here? If Mizal says she couldn't survive on an island with the rest of us harrassing her, she gets a forcefield, if Tim says he can't survive without a hat of infinite drinking, he will have a hat of infinite drinking. It's only when you decide to settle for a boring life of labor and subsistence that the rules of being a survival dweeb in standard reality suddenly apply to you.
Oh, but Steve gets the infinite lighter and nobody bats an eye, but I ask for an infinite box of matches and you gotta be sarcastic about it.
And I couldn't think of another tool that could be useful. Technically, rope and a metal pot aren't hand tools.
The point of the entertainment choices are meant to waste time. Give me all that filler shit. Ex. Fidget Spinner.
Could've sworn Mizal said we can bring any game and not worry about what it plays on.
Fuck you, my magic hat stays.
I mean, if I fish enough, there wont be any fish left. And the dogs needed me to bring food. Not 100% on if I'll fail or not, tbh.
It's not the entire oceanic population though. It's the fish community in/around the island (at most 10,000 fish at a time). I most likely would have hunted every fish within a half kilometer radius by then.
Unless, Y'know, ~magic~ makes infinite fish.
Man, they ain't eating my fokin chickins.
He chooses a bowl with silverware, and Fallout Deck of Cards. God, you'd die out there, and it would please me.
Says the guy with a magic multitool.
How does a fucking vice grip fit on a multitool? Do you mean like Pliers or something? If so, how is it a hammer and two knives as well?
I mean, it's not pliers, it's really more of a vice grips that's in the actual hammerhead itself. Anyhow, my thing both exists and is useful, your thing is a fucking bowl and silverware. Stop talking back to your betters Tim, remember that despite all your time here you've accomplished nothing and quite frankly never will.
That second half of that last part is true, because I'm a no-good dirty bandit, here to steal your memes.
I'm not so sure about that first half though. I mean, I'm not the best guy, but I dunno if you're better, per se.
The fact that you don't know only further my claim. You incredible ignorance helps show why I'm so much better than you, as you're little more than an unaccomplished, white Zag.
You leave Zag out of this, you filthy profligate.
I'm not so good at survival plans (I expect to last no more than a month before I commit suicide with whatever tools I've brought with me) so I will comment only on the entertainment aspect.
- The Complete Works of Shakespeare (I have a copy of this in my room, got it for Christmas some years ago. Needless to say, it is a very thick volume.)
- The Skulduggery Pleasant omnibus (all 9 books)
- Lone Wolf series - The books are currently out of print (not counting that company which is apparently republishing them all but is doing so extreeeemely slowly) so I don't know how many of them I can bring. However, I will be satisfied with the Kai and Magnakai series by themselves
- 10 Fighting Fantasy books (I believe they can be sold in packs of 10, but bring more if possible)
- Hitchiker's Guide To The Galaxy Omnibus. Five books in one, plus an extra short story. I used to have a copy of this before my mum dropped it somewhere or whatever and our family was plunged into anarchy as a result
- City Watch Trilogy in Terry Pratchett's Discworld series - if there is a longer series, then take that instead, but otherwise I'm sticking with City Watch
- Heritage of Shannara series by Terry Brooks
- Wayne's World
- The entire series of One Piece. Currently, the show is in a state that it will go on forever and ever (the manga is over 1000 chapters long and is rumoured to be halfway through now, the anime hasn't even caught up to it yet) so I anticipate that it will last longer than my sorry presence of this desert island in the middle of nowhere. Oh, there will probably be 20 movies by that point.
In the circumstances that allowing One Piece is found to be impossible, I would like instead to take with me all 41 seasons of Super Sentai, fansubbed or otherwise (there may well be 50-60 seasons by the time I get exiled, because they literally make a new season every year complete with an extra movie and crossover with previous seasons). If I can't take all the seasons, I'll stay with Jetman or Zyuohger.
- Valley of the Damned by Dragonforce (failing that, their Sonic Firestorm album)
- The OST of Kamen Rider Blade
- Gambling With The Devil by Helloween
- Advance and Vanquish by 3 Inches Of Blood
- Grom by Behemoth
- Songs From The Enchanted Garden by Ordo Funebris
- Blood On Ice by Bathory
- Ancient Domains of Mystery
- Dragon Quest V
- Super Metroid
- Touhou 6 - The Embodiment of Scarlet Devil
- Kirby Super Star
- TMNT IV: Turtles In Time
Freebie: A memory stick. It will contain a few thousand games compressed into ROM format, easily enough to contain every NES and SNES game ever made, a working emulator for each console which can be played on the computer, a copy of Guitar Pro 5/6 so that I can continue to write songs, and a bunch of low-quality anime and TMNT episodes in FLV format to reduce the size.
*7 hand tools- Lighter, hammer (probably for protection and other uses), screwdrivers, a net for catching fish, planks of woods, other building materials
*7 types of seeds or animals- my dog, watermelon, apple tree, a sheep, a goat, two pigs (for procreation)
*7 books- all three of the Walking Dead Compendiums, three Invincible Compediums, and one other massive comic book that I'm unsure of right now
*7 movies- Game of Thrones entire series (including ones not out yet), Watchmen, Man of Steel
7 albums- DAMN. by Kendrick Lamar, How To Be A Human Being by the Glass Animals, Awaken! My Love by Childish Gambino, The Pale Emperor by Marilyn Manson, 3001: A Laced Odyssey by Flatbush Zombies, Melodrama by Lorde, and of course that new Tyler the Creator album SCUM FUCK FLOWER BOY.
7 games- Fallout: New Vegas, Skyrim (on PC, with mods), PLAYERUNKNOWN'S Battlegrounds, YuGiOh! with somebody to play with (magic, make my dog good at YuGiOh!), Left 4 Dead 2 (with online), DayZ (fast forward to when it gets out of alpha or gets a decent clone), and Pokemon Black.
Bruv we dont got internet and you just chose 2 online multiplayer games
It twas three.
AND I WAS EDITING, DAMN YOU
Well, L4D2 you can play offline and still have fun. The point is, you can't even go online.
You can just say you change shit to other shit in a reply.
shit, u right
The sheep is for the wool to keep warm, and the goat is for the milk. The two pigs will procreate and then I can eat them, once they have a whole food chain. Might have to worry about deformed pigs after a while, y'know, since incest and all.
My lack of knowledge on farm animals is being put on blast, I'm just a simpleton from a city, don't hate me familicious.