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2 months ago
Complain about the shit going on with you right now and if you're a butterfly in a summer breeze offer some advice to keep people motivated.

Fuckin tired of old people yelling at me and telling me not to question them and just follow their orders regardless of their relationship to me (being most of them are co-workers and not my boss and have no jurisdiction over my actions). Old guy came into work today and soon as he walked in he told me to shut up and sit down and stop standing around talking (even though there was nothing to do and that's what everyone has done for all of time ever when nobody requires our services). I asked why and he said "Sir I don't need to answer you that. You can go talk to the big boss in the office cause he told me to tell you." So I did and I went straight to all the bosses of the bosses and legit 100% of them laughed and was like "wtf that's ridiculous you can stand and talk all you want."

Worst teacher so far is an old lady - got my worst test grade in college so far from her. 48/100. average for the class, considering the best grade was a 68. Hate her but love chemistry more than I hate her so I'll embrace the suck but damn it sucks. On another note I gave a speech today and the class loved it the teacher hated it and - you guessed it - he was old. He said it wasn't in the right format even though he never gave anyone a format to go by and nobody did any speech similar to one another. He got around to reviewing people's speeches after we all went and he pointed out me and told me I didn't "give a summary of the main points at the beginning of the speech" which I absolutely did because that was the part I refined and practiced the most and absolutely said. He said "don't make me pull the teacher card" and I just had to grit my teeth and say yes sir. I'm saltier than a pretzel factory in china and boy if I didn't hate old people before (which I did) I sure do now (but I used to, too).

Now all my lab partners and classmates aren't pulling through, I got 2 midterms and a lab to do on wednesday, a lab on thursday, and 2 more midterms on friday. I haven't slept in days and I can't justify going to sleep having so much work to do. I don't want to take the hit on my grades and I want to make it to my early classes (I haven't and I feel guilty because I don't so often due to sleep).

On the bright side there's some stuff but I'm stuck in the trenches m88's. I usually breeze through like a beaver but now my life is like a bumbling sexist. Complain to me and make me feel better about my situation by telling me and others how bad it is for you to walk up hill both ways to the bus through the snow everyday.

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2 months ago

I don't have much to complain about except the fact that my therapist thinks I'm crazy. But damn Ford, you can do it. I'm wrapping up my midterms this week, personally, but you're just starting, huh? It's okay, you're smart so you'll be fine, just make sure to not procrastinate!

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2 months ago
You are crazy. The fact you don't admit it just means you like it.

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2 months ago

Yeah, totally, that's it.

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2 months ago
quarter system. in the 16 weeks you spend on your courses I complete the same ones in 7 - 8 weeks. They usually compensate by only allowing people to take 2 - 3 classes but I'm taking 4 because the dean is chill with me because he knows I'm gud.

Procrastination is not a problem at all during the work week. The inertial momentum I have throughout the day lasts all day and I got everything done - it's very easy to not procrastinate during the week. The weekend is the problem, it's extremely easy to procrastinate over the weekend...and last weekend my entire time tracking has 3 days (long weekend) of procrastinating. I got barely anything done.

Working on it.

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2 months ago

Complain? Sure why not? I guess my most long term problem is not having enough money for college so fuck it I took out 6000 dollars worth of loans which is a lot for me bc my family is poor as fuck. Not homeless but as a kid there many times where food was a little scarce and we had no electricity which is hell in both winter and summer even down here in the south. Im not sure where the money goes bc my bitch of a mom hardly tells me how to do anything useful so of course she wouldnt say anything about the strange lag in money. Im pretty sure shes just really bad at finances and shit but who knows. Still you think someone would teach me how to make a fucking doctors appointment and how it works before Im almost 20. 

Not even sure if trying to get treated is worth it at this point but I guess while Im being egged on by the remains of my conscious I can at least try and do something.

And I also have about $4 for the rest of the semester for any supplies and necessities for any and all of my classes. Which will probably be $3 when I buy a scantron for a test tomorrow. Never thought $0.79 could look expensive until now. 

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2 months ago

I'm also in a bunch of debt but oh well, maybe we can pay it off before we're 80. Making a doctor's appointment is super easy: just call your desired doctor's office, explain what you're coming in for, and make an appointment. Because money is tight, I'd suggest making sure your insurance covers it first. If you tell them your plan, they should be able to tell you if it'll be covered. Good luck!

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2 months ago

I did that but my mom had never explained how copays and deductibles work and now that I've seen the doctor (which was honestly not very helpful yet) I'll have to find some one who can take blood and check my levels for them which be a lot more calling and asking questions. Which I can't do since my mom hasn't paid the phone bill. You think she would at least warn me that I won't be able to contact her or anyone with my phone. So I have to wait for that. wtf man I can't even call to ask when will my phone be on bc I need my phone to do so

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2 months ago
If you hate your mom and her life is as much of a mess as it sounds maybe as a grown man you should stop accepting money from her, that situation will be unlikely to ever magically better and so you'll likely have a lot more peace of mind getting a grip on your own finances.

Being poor sucks though and I think most people can relate so my condolences on that. Have you looked into financial aid and grants and the like for school? Also, don't be one of those people starving yourself because you're too cool to look up a food bank when these kinds of situations are literally what they exist for.

As for health stuff, there may be clinics near you that charge on a sliding scale based on income, so that may be something to look into. You might just call one and straight up ask what the heck you're supposed to do if you have no money, they might be able to direct you somewhere. Have you looked into CareCredit or anything similar?

Failing everything else, get a part time job somewhere state or federal, those always come with insurance.

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2 months ago

Jews?! IN DEBT!?!

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2 months ago

Oh no. Steve is appalled.

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2 months ago

Apalled implies negativity. I'm shocked.

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2 months ago
She's probably lying. I've heard they do that.

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2 months ago

But was the Holocaust a lie as well?

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2 months ago

The fact that you're blaming your mother is just disgusting. 

Instead of sitting on your ass all day, actually learn how to do stuff before you turn into an adult. 

Actually, did you even asked your mother help, or you just didn't tell her and expect your mother to tell you?

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2 months ago
He never did reply to my post so I wouldn't hold your breath if you're trying to start a debate, I don't think he reads these.

(But seeing how you have responded only to Hugs and RG, I must applaud you on immediately sussing out who the weakest and most defenseless members in the thread are and pissing on them a little to mark your territory. You have good instincts and, though you are still a frail newb, you may eventually slaughter your way up the ranks.)

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2 months ago

Starting small :P
 

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2 months ago

Right now I am in social studies class writing a massive essay about natural disasters and preventing them, while one of my two partners is playing GODDAMN AGARIO! While the other two of us are busting our asses!

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2 months ago

I had a major summative assessment, and all of my group members were searching up banana porn. God save me... I can't work in an environment with retards. x-x 

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2 months ago

That still seems reasonable. Perhaps you're the retard of the group for fearing your own curiousity and sexuality, two of the most important elements to being human.

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2 months ago

Rumors are spreading about me in school that all I want to do is lie to her to get in her pants, and the girl I wrote the poetry for in the other thread told me she didn't want to date me anymore. She was the only girl I talked to all year long, it really hit me hard and I've been stuck in some sad nigga hours for two days. It just makes it worse since my intentions were actually pure...

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2 months ago

Wait but why did the rumors spread? What did you do?

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2 months ago

I am always in constant pain.

There you go.

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2 months ago
If you are for real you have everyone beat except maybe Mayana. You should elaborate and then gloat more over your victory.

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2 months ago

It's, like... an aching pain all over my hot bod. Other than that, my legs and feet hurt a lot because I walk everywhere all the time (because I do not own a car and/or license because that takes a lot of time and/or muns), and my back gets a really sharp pain for a sec whenever I take a sleep.

I'm mostly kinda numbed out during the day, though.

Plus side, my legs are fuckin ripped, bro!

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2 months ago

Is it from like vitamin deficiency or is some kind of early onset form of arthritis? Someone I know has arthritis even though she's my age. So never know

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2 months ago

Pfft I dunno I don't got that doctor money.

Might be that first thing though since I only eat very low price items.

I dunno about that second one though but maybe.

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2 months ago

Bananas might help some or if its a vitamin problem it might help a lot. They can reduce inflammation and joint pain and stuff really well.

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2 months ago
Get some fruits and veggies in you and also drink more water. It could be vitamin deficiency or even dehydration, I mean it's hard to narrow it down unless you've got other symptoms, but vitamins and water are good for you either way.

e: https://www.healthline.com/health/body-aches Any of these look familiar? (Not generally advised to try to seriously diagnose yourself over the internet of course, not when so much of this stuff can apply to a lot of conditions...)

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2 months ago

Well, now you're just making me paranoid that I have a rare disease.

I'm not dehydrated. My piss is literally yellow-tinged water.

... Actually, now that you mention it, can't remember the last time I had a fruit or vegetable. Taste terrible.

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2 months ago

Its probably vitamins then.

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2 months ago
Eat some fucking vegetables, damn. They're the cheapest food their is.

I'm craving vegetables all the time now and just have to choke down packaged garbage instead, wanna smack anyone who is able to eat real food but won't. There is a definite and noticeable difference in your health and energy levels and flat out ability to think.

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2 months ago

Ey, it ain't my fault that I can't eat a frut or vegital without a good puke. I didn't eat any until I was, like, 8. Now they're all just ech.

Except maybe oranges. They're okay, I guess. Never tried giving them a munch, though, just a succ.

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2 months ago
Its probably scurvy.

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2 months ago

From all the Mountain Dew I consume, I think I'm pretty good on that.

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2 months ago
drink more coke it has a natural additive that hydrates and provides brain food to your body like electrolytes. doughnuts are only fine if you eat them in moderation so if you're gonna eat only junk, eat small amounts of junk (or limit how much you eat).

Better yet just don't eat - not eating means you won't gain fat.

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2 months ago

I mostly do that second part.

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2 months ago
You're on the track for succ m8

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2 months ago

:D

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2 months ago
I can't use my kitchen anymore so I live on diet coke, rotisserie chicken and low sodium V8s now. Sardines or whatever vile processed garbage is lying around when I don't have these things. Sometimes I make an egg at work.

In America this is considered a healthier diet than average I think which is frightening.

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2 months ago
whining is for toddlers

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2 months ago

Not saying complaining is something you should do all the time but I dont see a problem with feeling bad about bad things and instead of complaining about complaining you could give advice to help people. Hypocrite

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2 months ago
Her original post had a huge pile of complaining, she just edited it. Still better than mine, that had no complaining at all.

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2 months ago
She was posting in the thread well before I edited and only replied immediately afterwards for some reason, but this is a dumb derail so whatever.

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2 months ago

I'm actually more surprised by your restraint to not mock RoyalGhost's post in this thread.

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2 months ago
It took some effort, thanks for noticing.

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2 months ago

Am I expected to keep track when every time someone edits something? I dont remember you saying anything else except about Mayana.

Also Im a guy

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2 months ago

Sure. So is Seto.

#CallbackToEarlierThread

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2 months ago

Dont know who Seto is. So if you say so

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2 months ago

He's a pretty cool guy.

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2 months ago

And doesn't afraid of anything.

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2 months ago

o-o

What?

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2 months ago

Oh it's a really old meme. Tim said you were a pretty cool guy and I just added the next part of the meme.

http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/pretty-cool-guy
 

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2 months ago

oh x'D

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2 months ago
Righto, forgot you don't care for reading.

And some other furry referred to you as a she but I guess I'll take your word for it.

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2 months ago

Other furry? Thats like half the people on this site. 

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2 months ago

As far as I'm concerned, everyone on this site is just a figment of my imagination.

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2 months ago
Nah there's only two of you left alive as our token minorities.

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2 months ago

Is sentinel not around? The fox guy (James?) left? And I've always wondered if bz counts. Either way I'm not sure who the other person is as I haven't seen anyone lately

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2 months ago

Sentinel's really only a furry for humor purposes nowadays.

He likes fat girls now because hey fat girls need love too.

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2 months ago
James went insane and then I think Bad Mod Kiel scrambled his password or something.

A gorilla got shot and it was all too much for him.

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2 months ago

I'm not sure if you mean Harambe or the user who had a gorilla profile pic so I'll assume it was both. I'm still not sure who the other person is

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2 months ago
I switched to secondary school this year. The layout of the place is quite easy to remember, my classmates are alright, the teachers are helpful and for most part not annoying and my grades are mostly fives so far. I also got my first phone a few weeks ago and went to the mountains this weekend. My life is nice. :)
Do I win? Oh never mind, this is about complaints ... hmm.

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2 months ago

I have two tests on Wednesday, two tests on Thursday, and two tests on Friday. I got my first C on a unit test while everyone (literally everyone) expected me to get an A again but fml I suck. I got an average score and gah. My bro beat me. And to tell them that I got a shitty score. Other than that, have some qualifying tests to take this and next week for this activity and a competition to prepare for. Normal stresses and shiz. Still annoying. 

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2 months ago
It's been three months since my PC broke and my withdrawls have passed but running out of entertainment. I would sell my body on the streets just for a new Rig right about now.

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2 months ago

Well, I now permanently have a four day weekend, my job's going pretty cool, I'm surrounded by attractive people at the prime of their life, I drink and drug constantly and I have a relative shit ton of money compared to my friends because I worked in fifth year and saved up a few grand. So to join in with Mayana, most of you are bitches who should stop complaining about your great lives that you don't appreciate.

  • Ford, you fuck off, you're in college, and apparently you're mad because someone told you not to talk and fuck about at work, which your boss then told you you're allowed do. So you have a job where you fuck about and talk, you're in the prime of college and you're generally a little bitch.
  • Hugs, sorry you have very little money and live in a country where college costs more than three grand. That's a serious gripe.
  • Wizzy, you're like twelve, your grades don't matter, play Agario with the other person and stop bitching.
  • Royal Ghost, you're unlikeable and terrible, that's why girls don't like you, and that's why the poetry didn't work, however sweet a gesture that would be. I say this because you're a genuinely shitty person who deserves this fate.
  • Tim, if your piss is still yellow, it means you can drink more water until it's clear. Also, you don't have leprosy, so be happy about that.
  • Mizal, stop bitching and covering it up. In fact, stop bitching all together.
  • Mayana, you're blind, you've never gotten the joy of seeing a nice vadge on a hot chick or a big old cock on a lad. You're the only person here besides Hugs with a legitimate reason to gripe, but you're happy. So... good job?
  • Crescent, you're also to my knowledge too young for tests to matter, embrace the fact that you have an education, and celebrate by learning to play the ukulale, the happiest of all instruments.
  • Digit, you have access to electricity and Wifi, something that puts you ahead of the richest men alive at pretty much any other time in history. Embrace prostitution, or don't, but you don't need a new PC.

There we are. You're all living in the greatest time of human history, and you all have internet access. Be happy and rejoice, don't focus on the negative shit and bitch.

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2 months ago
I actually agree with a Steve post, wow.

But yeah unless we're talking actual major health issues or whatever, anything in here by definition was going to be #firstworldproblems just based on the fact we all have the electricity and leisure time to post here.

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2 months ago

Eh, there are things I'd allow complaints about. Parents being divorced, people dying, being blind, realizing you've just watched "Passengers" and Chris Pratt failed you, being raped, failing in your attempt to rape someone, being the only kid on your football team not raped by the coach, that kind of thing.

On the other hand, having to work in your education, having to work in your job, not having a PC, having girls/ guys not jump on your dick/ in your snatch because you're an asshole or not being able to write are all shitty things to bitch about and you should stop whining. Or subscribe to Steve's master plan of "Have the unhappy fucks off themselves".

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2 months ago

Is that the zombie thing?

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2 months ago
It means your fingers will probably rot off, yes, but first and foremost we'll need to throw a few rocks at you and drive you from the site. You can go live with the cat children in the woods I guess.

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2 months ago

:'(

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2 months ago

Of sorts. 

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2 months ago

Not sure if he's being sarcastic or serious about me. It's hard to tell on this site

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2 months ago

Well, as someone to whom food was "scarce" as a kid and lacked electricity, plus being forced to go into debt to pay for college, yes, you have serious grievances.

Although, you should be smart enough to learn how to make a doctor's appointment at 19 without someone having to tell you. The internet exists, and you seem to have it.

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2 months ago

I thought it would be as simple as saying Id like to come in and pick a day. Apparently not.

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2 months ago

:( Do AP tests matter?

I do agree with you though. :/ I do have a lot of positive things in my life too. ^_^

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2 months ago

Shit, how old are you? Either you're in the fuckable age and I've never realized, you're not actually doing AP tests or that entire system is complete and utter shit for forcing young teens to do it.

Also, get back to it, stop bitching, play the ukulale. Look at this guy play it, he's fucking loving it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c71RCAyLS1M

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2 months ago

Already 15. :( So old. T-T I wasn't forced to do it. I just wished I took some AP classes last year. Could've. It would've saved me some stress. It's whatever. And I didn't take the actual AP test today. Just an AP-styled test. Cuz Chem is cancer.

:o Don't feel like clicking the link, but someone played the ukulele for us when I was in elementary school. It sounded cool and actually pretty nice. But I'm cool with just a violin.

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2 months ago

Huh, this is surprising. Anyhow, noted. Since you didn't actually do the AP test, stop bitching and look on the bright side. For instance, you're old enough to masturbate in a culture where if your parents found out they wouldn't behead you. Also, you live in the first world and you have internet, so you're fucking golden.

Well then, kindly fuck you, you're missing out.

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2 months ago

Surprising that I act younger than I am? :/ Ah, sorry. I had been working up my nerves, and the tests today were easy anyway. O.O I'm sure my parents would behead me anyway if I did something like that.

I'm golden! :D

Ah, didn't realize you wanted to do that. Can you play? :0 Or do you just like to listen? :3

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2 months ago

Well, from the way you act, I was picturing , like, 12-13. And noted, for future reference. Perhaps try to find less shitty parents.

I regret that choice of words.

Can't play, like the instrument because it's always cheerful.

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2 months ago

Rip. Future reference... *thinks*

;)

Aww. :3 That's why I like it too haha.

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2 months ago

Steve, I agree completely, because grades in middle school don't matter, but my parents ground me for the entire semester (or summer vacation) if I have a B in any of my classes! Very annoying.

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2 months ago

Oh yeah, nearly forgot. As someone who spends a shit ton of time fucking about on this sight, you can fuck off with your pity party for not being able to "justify going to sleep having so much work to do", you pratty cunt. You're taking the time to bitch about it on the internet, you have time ga-fucking-lore.

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2 months ago
thanks you too

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2 months ago
met a qt3.14 in public speaking. after my speech she offhandedly said she wanted to give me a hug. I refused because she's a biology major (not what I told her) and I don't like physical contact with strangers (what I told her). Now I've seen her every day since then which is really weird because it's like chance encounters on campus and legit never seen her before that speech. 5 days in a row having seen her randomly either chillaxing in the lounge areas or walking in the halls or a couple times she's asked me questions about the speaking class.

If I see her again tomorrow I'm gonna consider it more than a coincidence. It was offly suspicious today because it was late (around 4-5PM | like 5 people on campus because night classes start really late and only teachers stay) and I had just exited a chem lab. Started doing calc with the other tutors to study for the midterm we all have to take. Went to get a drink and boom - she's there like at the vending machine like she knew I'd be there (I go semi-often to get a drink but not on a basis). I gave her the ol' finger guns + "sup" and got my drink.

Basically I have a chance but my chance is ruined because she's bio major aka uninteresting brainlet.

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2 months ago

You got a stalker there, my friend.

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2 months ago
wouldn't mind if she was at least a chem major...I mean she could major in geology for all I care - but damn, bio? fuck that. I won't stoop so low as to go for a biologist.

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2 months ago

Um. I didn't know that this kind of distaste for certain science majors legit existed between college students but okay.

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2 months ago
worse would be like some sort of applied biology like psychology or some other dirty science. xkcd image

anyone outside of a science major is boring as fuck may as well be a dead fish a thousand miles away from me I care so little and don't notice.

But a dirty science...biology straddles that line with anatomy/physiology. I cringe just typing about it. In any case the real problem is she's the type of girl who likes me of which there are few but of those few I have had romantic relations with 0 because they're annoying as all fuck. The bubbly bright "love you more than love itself" vibe disgusts me to no end.

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2 months ago

That picture is a very cool way to see the sciences. So true though.

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2 months ago

A. If you learn what someone looks like, you'll recognize them more often. You're not being stalked.

B. Huh, Ford is clearly asexual. This is technically news, but not really surprising in any way.

C. Huh, you are a pretentious cunt. This is not news, I was aware, I just like to point it out when i CAN.

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2 months ago
I prefer the term "elitist" which you are too (at least on cys). This is known but I like to state the obvious sometimes as well.

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2 months ago

No, pretentious. You're looking down on someone for the subject they study. I get to know someone before I judge them, as I'm not a pretentious cunt.

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2 months ago
I don't mean to be stereotypical but I've met quite a few biology majors and they all suck ass so it seems to me that I'm not entirely wrong for presuming the stance of looking down on a bio major.

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2 months ago

osht maybe i shouldnt go into biology

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2 months ago
go into bio so I can have more evidence to back me up

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2 months ago

Eh. I'll more likely prove you wrong.

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2 months ago
Ford: Idea! You could be using this time to sleep instead of posting.

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2 months ago

"I've met several of People A, so now I can judge all People A negatively" is pretty much sexism, racism or homophobia by different a different qualifier.

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2 months ago
I don't care. prove bio majors don't suck ass. pro tip: you can't.

fite me kiddo

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2 months ago

Prove sucking ass is in anyway negative, fagfuck.

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2 months ago

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2 months ago

Pffh, says the guy so depressed he made a thread to cry about old people and how hard COLLEGE is.

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2 months ago
says you

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2 months ago

My sister was a biologist major and I dont see anything wrong with it

Im not even sure why some girl wanting to give you a hug proves biology majors are awful. Unless I missed something somewhere youre not really saying she did anything wrong 

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2 months ago

Ford is disgusted by womenkind, it's not his fault he reacts in fear.

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2 months ago
I knew she was bio maj before she offered a hug. I spoke about some personal stuff in my speech in order to make it more real and relatable and I suppose she connected with it somehow. She's a really sappy person which is fine but what is not fine is majoring in biology. Therefore the hug was unacceptable.

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2 months ago

So you hate biologist just bc theyre biologist? That definitely sounds like what a racist would say about other races and such.

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2 months ago

was gonna write some stuff but instead I'm just gonna go with yeah that's exactly correct. I fart in the general direction of any life science related major just because. Biologists are essentially middle of the shit barrel to me in terms of science majors. psych and sociology are bottom asf and lukewarm.

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2 months ago

Well youve lost a lot of credibility to me but alright. Cant convince you otherwise.

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2 months ago

Ford had credibility?

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2 months ago

I give most people the benefit of the doubt. So probably not.

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2 months ago

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2 months ago
Did she have a cage and was she wielding a net? Because that's the way I'm picturing it.

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2 months ago
yes

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2 months ago

My only complaint is that I'm out of brownies.

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2 months ago

I stole all yo brownies.

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2 months ago

Oh no! This man needs brownies pronto! This is the worst tragedy of the century!

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2 months ago

Can't possibly be worse than never having Hamburger Helper as a child.

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2 months ago
I can never eat brownies again so how about you get fucked? :[

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2 months ago

What could possibly keep you from eating brownies (unless MK eats them all)?

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2 months ago

Diabetes I imagine.

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2 months ago

Yeaaaah, it's more likely that I ate them all.

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2 months ago

No, I meant that's why Mizal can't eat brownies. Or at least I'm guessing that's why, since I doubt if it's due to anorexia or something similar.

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2 months ago

I love brownies. But I also know someone who doesn't let me eat them because she eats all of the batter. :|

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2 months ago

Currently sick. Can't breathe through my nose, keep getting chills, & also just started coughing in the past few hours. Which is extra annoying, because often once I develop a cough, it doesn't go away for a month or so. >_<

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2 months ago

D: *pats* I hope you get well sooner. 

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2 months ago

Thank you! ^_^

Good news: Can breathe through nose.

Edit: Nevermind... 9_9

Bad news: Coughing more. >_<

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2 months ago
This sounds like what Malk had for a month right before he stopped logging in, forever. (But you should be okay as long as you're any nationality less pathetic than Canadian so cheer up.)

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2 months ago

Did he die or something? I hope not. I'm still waiting on that storygame about that farmer.

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2 months ago

Maybe he finally quit the site. I remember he said he was getting bored of the place back in 2015 and probably wouldn't be posting any more. Obviously took awhile to kick in.

Or y'know, he could just be dead.

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2 months ago

How the hell does it take two years to leave a site if you're bored of it? 

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2 months ago

Who gives a fuck, has anyone noticed how Romeo's little love message is on his profile is perhaps the perfect example of how being a faggot has nothing to do with liking dick?

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2 months ago

Thanks. I really enjoy goodnight messages, Steve. :)

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2 months ago

My pleasure. I enjoy reinforcement of the ideas I try to explain to site idiots.

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2 months ago

To be honest when he said that, I think he was just more pissed about the changes going on at CYS at the time. (Which didn't last long anyway)

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2 months ago

Indeed. As a benchmark of sorts, it would be fascinating to chart the use of the word "faggot" over time. After 3J's announcement that using slurs against other users was a bannable offense, it clearly went from "negligible" to "none," for a while... but how did we get to the status quo? Did 3J rescind his instaban policy? Or is this just a case of mice at play while the cat's away?

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2 months ago
can't stop people from calling others fags so there's really no sense in trying to stop it. IIRC he wouldn't ban someone who contributed to the site a lot (steve?) for calling someone a fag and so the rule was less and less enforced over time to stay "fair."

The rules against swearing and hostility were probably more meant as a reality check. Like a solid back hand to the head for the site members. A reminder that mods still exist even though not super active or enforcing of a lot of rules; and that it's a privilege that they allow us to chill around and bend the rules instead of being up the ass about following/enforcing them.

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2 months ago

"Can't enforce" and "not willing to enforce" are two different things, I'd say. But thanks for giving me an idea of what happened.

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2 months ago

As I remember JJJ said he realized his policy was a little too draconian. I think he shortly realized that as soon as he banned Playa for saying Melissa should be killed for being a pedophile.

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2 months ago

I do vaguely remember that drama. I don't remember him saying anything like that, but I wouldn't necessarily. 

Very tempted to do some forum-crawling, though. Both for the chart, and because I'd be curious to know how many times Steve has called someone a faggot. 9_9

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2 months ago

JJJ has said he thought Steve used faggot way too much, but again it wasn't a bannable offense.

However I'm fairly certain Steve would point out two things if you chose to debate him on this.

1. Being a faggot has nothing to do with being gay and is more of a general insult for just being "weak." (or an idiot, etc.)

2. He's bisexual so he's allowed to say it anyway.

Now he'll genuinely make a rational argument for number 1 (as he has in the past), but ultimately even if you did start making headway against his argument, he's probably going to fall back on number 2.

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2 months ago

1. "Faggot" carries the strong negative connotations it does because of the stigma against male homosexuality. 

2. If the word as he's using it has nothing to do with homosexuality, why would his orientation be relevant? 9_9

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2 months ago
Well now that you've asked I'm sure Steve will explain at great length, over the course of several posts. Thanks.

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2 months ago

Well I'm sure that will be fun.

In any case if either of them needs to refer to an old argument on the subject, I dug up a relevant thread.

http://chooseyourstory.com/forums/the-lounge/message/22917

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2 months ago
that thread OP is still strong compared to most in recent memory

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2 months ago

1. I disagree. "Bastard" had strong negative connotations due to the idea of someone being inferior due to their parents not having gotten married. Now, at least before Game of Thrones, I doubt anyone knew that, and to think that people still use it for the original stigma attached to it would be patently absurd. I'd argue it's similar for bitch, because calling a dog a "dog" isn't particularly hurtful, "Cunt", because it has so much more "Umpfh!" than "Vagina", or for endless words. "Villain" no longer has anti-poor connotations, and hell, faggot doesn't mean bundle of sticks.

Basically, words evolve, which I'm sure you'll agree. I'm only arguing that we've reached a point where "Faggot" has moved past it's homophobic roots in essence, and rather than fight against it, we should cease upon that moment, embracing it. As a bisexual I'm taking the word, and using it for the impressive meaning of a... you know, a faggot. I honestly can't think of another word to describe. Someone who says "I love you" on the first date, or who... like a little bitch. 

There's several cultural target mile points to signify this. South Park had an episode on the changing use. Louis CK had a comedy bit on it. Hell, if you experienced youth culture daily as I do, you'd see this, as the newest generation of kids is one far freer of the cultural homophobia that once plagued man. In my general extended crew, no one has anything against the gays and one of us is a trans dude, it doesn't matter. However, faggot is used extensively. With the youth taking this change, we shift the whole thing, and once you old fucks die off, the transformation will be complete. Rather than fight against unstoppable, and quite frankly positive change, I'd embrace it and begin using the word to describe assholes who go into a panic and whine when criticized, fucks who squander natural talents because of fear of being weird, and in many cases, homophobes who only have the balls to bully marginalized groups.

2. My love of gays helps to solidify the idea that I'm not doing it due to homophobia, be it conscious or subconscious.

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2 months ago

That's a pretty solid argument, to be honest. Words do evolve, and I certainly don't object to people trying to steer that evolution. That said, I think the fact that you're ready with the "I'm bi, so I'm not being homophobic" argument shows that you realize this is not a word that has completely shifted meaning, at this point in time. You wouldn't need to defend against accusations of homophobia if everyone agreed that "faggot" no longer meant "homosexual." But you've made more than one post that make it clear you're not personally using the word that way... and barring a reversal of the cultural shift that has normalized homosexuality, I imagine the overall trend will be in your favor.

So, yeah. I won't be adopting it myself, buuut I'll be less likely to mutter imprecations about you darn kids and your gosh-darn language the next time you start insulting each other. XD

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2 months ago

I mean, admittedly, "faggot" isn't as far along through it's transformation as, say, "Villain" or "Bastard", but I find the word useful and see the benefit in taking a pretty good sounding insult from the hands of homophobes, so I push the word's transformation. All it'll take now is the slow death of the old people so that only Steve's generation takes over. I haven't seen you insult many people on the site, so I'd imagine a wide repertoire of insults isn't as important to you as it is to me, so feel free to not use it.

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2 months ago
Once I called Kiel a faggot in the privacy of my own IRC channel and the outcome was so wonderful I've made it a point to call people on this site faggots whenever possible ever since.

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2 months ago

Well according to Steve, we're all closet bisexuals anyway so going by that logic I guess that means we're all allowed to use it and there really isn't any issue.

Glad that's settled.

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2 months ago

I stand be that. I mean, the human dick literally evolved to better fuck a pussy right after another guy has came in it, plus there's that little spot in men's asses that pretty much confirms group orgies where everyone fucks everything is the natural way to reproduce.

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2 months ago

That numbers getting higher and higher every second, darling. STEVE!

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2 months ago
I was there when he died* and his last words we that he wanted Mizal to have his points.

*not an admission of guilt

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2 months ago

No, I'm pretty sure his last words were of how much he loved and wanted to mate with Steve.

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2 months ago

Malk was sucking Steve's dick constantly in the Villain Lair during his last few visits. Seriously, anything Steve said, Malk was agreeing with.

I mean I get that he was siding with Steve partially to just defy Mizal, but he basically was just Steve's cheerleader bitch. Lol.

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2 months ago
Malk's last actions in chat were mocking Sent. The penguin has connections, is what I'm trying to say.

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2 months ago

Come to think of it Sentinel hasn't been around either. I guess he went into hiding after killing Malk.

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2 months ago

Or they've run off together.

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2 months ago

Feel better mate. ;w; 

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2 months ago

My only complaint is that I'm still unsure on whether or not getting breast reduction surgery will be worth it. Other than that there isn't really much for me to be upset about.

Though I am getting tired of having to babysit pests perfect children and pets :3 

It's hard to be so cheerful sometimes when my solitude is constantly interrupted. But it's not like I'll ever rudely decline, because it isn't so much of a pain when I think about it.

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2 months ago

Eh. I dunno. I am very solitude, and it kinda sucks.

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2 months ago
I, too, am very solitude.

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2 months ago

Yes.

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2 months ago

I'm going to go "Yes". Big tits tend to impart the idea that you're an idiot, have untold medical issues, and also, are overrated and most men I know don't really like them. Of course, as teenage Thara has yet to experiance the joys of sexuality outside of fantasizing over End and that, this may be new information and this could've been a joke. Anyhow, STEVE, bitches! Giving friendly advice on anatomy.

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2 months ago

Well a family member passed away at 81, my grandfather. He had major health complications due to a long life of heavy drinking and smoking, yet he refused to speak up about his pain and issues. It's something my family especially likes to do - hide their problems and try to fix it themselves, but look where that took him. My father had just returned back from a short venture to his family to attend the funeral and express his condolences in person. He insisted on going alone.

Before this I was lucky enough to have grandparents on both sides alive - on my mother's side they were very polite and generous people, supporting my parents' decision to come to the United States fully, but on my father's it was a different story. My grandmother on my father's side hardly cares for anyone except her for granddaughter that has never done anything in her entire life rather than be endlessly spoiled. And her mother (my aunt) is also a stuck-up, irresponsible brat. Like mother, like daughter. My grandmother didn't care all too much for my father, who actually tried to do something meaningful and productive with his life and further his education, as well as even start up his own business. She never minded her grandchildren overseas who, despite constant financial complications among other issues, were striving to further their education and make an impact on their communities. And who my grandmother didn't care for, she despised. She tears down my mother and her family and makes it her life's goal to consistently shame us, though for what reason, I don't know. But alas.

I'm also constantly getting sick. Fighting through a nasty cold right now.

And to throw in a little shitty first-world problem, just to shake things up a bit, my PC is sluggish as hell. Woe is me.

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2 months ago

Fight the good fight, man.

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2 months ago
I'm hungry and my frozen pizza is taking too long to bake.

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2 months ago

That's funny, mine just finished.

Albeit it isn't frozen, but 12 hours old and refrigerated.

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2 months ago
I AM SO TIRED

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2 months ago

Hi, So Tired.

I am Tim.

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2 months ago
Hi Tim.

Just in case you were wondering, yes it IS possible to fall asleep while standing. I just did it for about half a second and very nearly busted my ass.

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2 months ago

Oh I knew that.

Hey just saying maybe

Maybe

Get actual sleep.

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2 months ago

Or don't... I kinda wanna see where this sleep-deprived Mizal story is leading up to. More near-self-injury? More snakes? Find out next on CYS!

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2 months ago
Sleep is for the weak.

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2 months ago

My friends keep telling me about all their awesome gaming accomplishments...

 

AND I'M STILL GROUNDED UNTIL DECEMBER.

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2 months ago

Hi there, Steve here again, with more people to insult.

MrMustachio: Sorry about your grandad, fuck your PC.

Ford: You're cancer, continue to hide the misery that is your life, the life you hate, the life you wish the universe had never given you, behind complaining about pizza.

Mizal: You have a shit ton of free time to bitch on the internet, sleep using that time, or rest, or just try shutting it up for me, woudl you? Thanks.

Wizzy: You don't have video games? Neither did, what, over 100 billion people. Good job dealing with that stress as well as they did.

On Steve's bright side, I have a big old argument thread going, there's a two euro coin in my view, and I'm nearly finished my latest storygame, which I have more time to do as college was cancelled today so I don't have to waste time going in.

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2 months ago
I was stuck standing around in a freezing cold hallway outside an exam room at the hospital with my grandpa for seven hours last night, you should all feel bad now.

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2 months ago

Freezing cold? You were in Texas, not Siberia, you whiny bitch. Stop whining, and think about how bad it was for your granddad.

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2 months ago
He was asleep in a bed with three blankets. And yes it was fucking cold, going into that hallway was like entering a walk in cooler, they blast the AC and all the workers wear long sleeves and also don't stand in that one spot for multiple hours. They keep the blankets for patients heated for a reason.

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2 months ago

God, bitch, bitch, bitch. Is your Grandad OK? If so, you're fucking golden, shut up. If not, you've bigger things to worry about.

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2 months ago

Steve, I'm not sure that 100 billion people once existed on this planet...

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2 months ago

Everything's just peachy right now. *thumbs up*

Only thing I can really complain about is the fact that my mind can't seem to keep concentrated on one thing right now, for whatever odd reason. I start a song, and end up switching to another one halfway through. Start watching a YouTube video, end up playing a game, making a pie and building a card tower. Start reading a new book I've been waiting like...a year for, and end up eating half my goddamn pie and farming on GBF for that SSR weap. <.<

The most I've concentrated on a single task was yesterday and the posts I've made, actually. And the reason was that yesterday I was so tired I could barely think x'D

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2 months ago
The internet eventually does this to everyone. 'butterfly minded' is the polite way to describe it.

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2 months ago

Well, it does seem to flit here and there >.>

I'm not sure it's the internet that caused this, since I've always been at least slightly easily distracted by things I'm interested in (oooh shiny).

Never baked a pie before though, and didn't even know I was interested in learning how to. x'D

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2 months ago
The internet, and also you damn kids and your phones etc.

Wait until microwaving a Hot Pocket becomes so unbearable and tedious you're checking for messages and skimming the forums in order to endure it.

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2 months ago

Ahhh. Honestly, when I microwave stuff I end up staring at the countdown and just zoning out.

It's weird x'D

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2 months ago
Congrats on your first pie though. Don't know if you made your own crust, but I'd recommend that as your next project if not.

You'll make a mess, get flour all over the counter, but it's otherwise pretty simple and a bought one just can't compare.

Make a lot of dough and freeze them as disks in ziplocs and for future pies you can just thaw and roll out.

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2 months ago

Yup! Crushed the graham crackers in a ziploc bag and melted butter for the crust :3

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2 months ago

That's me almost all the time.

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2 months ago

I lost $20.

Looks like I am not eating for a bit.

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2 months ago
Are you poor, Tim?

It's okay, you can live on all that leftover candy.

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2 months ago

Yes

Yes

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2 months ago

I live in an apartment and I want to smack the stupid out of my neighbors.

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2 months ago

Bust them in the mouth.

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2 months ago

Bust in their mouth.

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2 months ago
compromise: strawberry shortcake

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2 months ago

I prefer cheesecake.

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2 months ago

While I was just suggesting minor assault, you just upgraded it to oral rape.

Gotta love this place.

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2 months ago

:)

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2 months ago

I haven't gotten a solid night's sleep in days, my one day off this week is tomorrow, and instead of being able to sleep in, I have to get up two hours before I normally wake up so I can go do jury duty. And as I predicted, I still have that cough. >_<

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2 months ago

Fall asleep during jury duty

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2 months ago

It's probably a little late, but all you have to do is strongly imply that you saw a movie/play/book/song/university lecture/courtroom incident where Jury Nullification was invoked and that the concept excited you, and they'll kick you out and leave you to sleep at home while everybody else thinks you're at jury duty. They'll also never ask you to do jury duty again.

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2 months ago

Thanks. 9_9

The guy plead guilty, so we all got to go home. I even took a nap and got my two hours of sleep back, so it's all good.

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2 months ago
Almost wrecked my car just now because it's been a few years and I forgot how damn bad the deer were in town compared to out on the country.

I guess I could have mounted a six point rack on my new car if I'd not swerved in time for ultimate redneck status and/or a part time job pulling Santa's sleigh so out wouldn't have all been bad.

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2 months ago

What is it with you and, according to your CYS posting, (nearly) killing all animals you lay eyes on? :P

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2 months ago
Well I don't know why a six point buck was just chilling in front of a gas station, if he's moving into town to wait out deer season there are better places to stand and stupidly stare at things look that's all I'm saying.

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2 months ago

Someone hit our neighborhood deer with their car. We all named him Harry.. When I drove back from my sports meetups and shtuff, I found him dead on the road and birds were picking him apart. ;w;

Harry, you'll always be in my heart because you ate the vegatables in my outdoor garden and you should be lucky that I didn't shoot you. Well, your dead anyways so you got what you deserved. 

NOBODY raids my outdoor garden. Not even those damned squirrels. 

 

 

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2 months ago
I'm tired of people thinking I'll do commissions for free. Like this one guy wanted a tattoo design but totally bailed as soon as I mentioned I wanted to get paid for it. >.< Also, no, I'm not going to draw you something 'in my freetime', aargh. Was this worthy of a complaint? I dunno. Artists aren't footrugs, dangit.

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2 months ago

Do you accept Robux as a form of payment?

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2 months ago

It is pretty top quality so I don't really see how they think it's free.

I, however, am willing to pay in funny dad jokes.

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2 months ago
but we're internet friends so you're obligated

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2 months ago
I'd like to complain about how artists always think they're too good to be foot rugs.

But wait, I can get art anytime from drawbitches peddling themselves for the equivalent of $3 in fake dragons dollars so

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2 months ago

Oh yeah those guys

But is it good drawings, or is it cringe?

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2 months ago
I got a sketch of Good Art for my superhero story. I'd say there's a fair number of talented amateurs who will never amount to anything because they play dress up with dragons all day in the mix.

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2 months ago

Most of the stuff you can get on a Dragon Site (or any site full of arty dweebs and fake money, for that matter) is so ~~STYLIZED~~ (I.E. Cartoonular for the sake of being able to pass off flaws as intentional design, rather than for the sake of interesting design and personality) that technical quality doesn't matter, it just has a general sort of "Okay to look at, I guess I can tell what that is". (See most Tumblr Webcomics and/or Tim Burton Wannabes to get the jist of what I'm talking about) But  according to Mizal some of them are actually worth the hours spent toiling away getting dragons to fuck so you can sell their children or make dragon burgers.

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2 months ago

Bleh.

And honestly I've seen some great ones.

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2 months ago

I have one of your thingies

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2 months ago

Thanks Tim :D that was the one I was trying to send, but I'm on my phone and can't grab the direct image link soooo was gonna find somewhere to host it where it gives it to me >.>

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2 months ago

It is all good.

You can't choose to view the image by long-pressing?

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2 months ago

Nope. Just gave the old "open in new tab, open" etc stuff that were just linking to the page it was on.

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2 months ago

Ew.

I am mobile master and that disgusts me.

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2 months ago

I hate my phone >.>

*pokes it affectionately* why you no do the things I want you to ;~;

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2 months ago
Oh, that's really nice.

I like the colors? (sorry that's the limits of my ability to have knowledgeable discussions about art)

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2 months ago

X'D it's a really beautiful one. 

And my god, keep in mind this is all something they drew. It's not photo manipulation OwO 

That just makes it so much more impressive.

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2 months ago
Here's my superhero.

Many dragons died to bring us this.

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2 months ago

Is that Axiom's drawing?

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2 months ago
Nah it's from one of the dragon people.

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2 months ago
Or, click a button, spend $5, let someone who doesn't value their time spend hours on a picture.

It's actually pretty easy to filter out the really shitty ones because they refuse to draw humans.

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2 months ago

Or, look at previous art. 

If you're looking for artists in the forums, if they don't have a little "previous artworks" link or something like that, then ask for it. And if they can't give you one, not worth wasting anything on them :P 

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2 months ago

I complain that I can't think of anything to complain about right now, which is insane

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2 months ago
So apparently one of the collection of fairly ugly and unlikeable reject cats a cousin dumped off on me had horribly painful and incurable throat inflammation, so in addition to the $130 it cost me today, I have to risk being violently clawed to shreds while wrestling him into a cage every couple of months to go get a steroid shot, until the point treatment inevitably stops working and I have to pay more to put him down.

This makes nearly $800 this same cousin has cost me on various bullshit he should have dealt with ever since I took over the house he left. Really pisses me off on the cat's behalf to because he never saw 'in too much pain to eat and losing tons of weight with gross brown discharge leaking out of its mouth' as a thing that needed looking into.

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2 months ago

You can put that mangy beast down with some poison or a knife. Sacrifice it to Satan, the cat's death will be sacrificed for a good cause. 

 

 

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2 months ago

I don't know what to ask santa for christmas

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2 months ago
ask him if his mother ever made cookies for his father after sex and then comment on how good her cookies are.

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2 months ago

Ask him for the power to bring back forum games.

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2 months ago
He said Santa, not Satan.

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2 months ago

I've sorta already let go of forum games.

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2 months ago

The only ones I kinda miss are the mafia threads. Anyhow, weren't there like a dozen other sites (of varying quality) at one point where CYS'ers moved their RPs?

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2 months ago

Ask for your own personal santa.

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2 months ago

Once again, let me remind you why your lives are great!

Seto: Stop focusing on your concentration issues, and appreciate the irony of my solution, because it's delightful.

Tim: How the fuck is twenty dollars enough money to you that you won't eat for a while without it? Like, people are that poor, but you seem to have Wifi. Fuck you, sell your computer and buy food. Or don't, just stop whining.

Frontierloc: Be glad you have a roof over your head, and stare at it while contemplating life.

Morgan: The guy pled guilty, rejoice that his life is shit and you're not going to prison or jail or getting a fine or whatever.

Mizal: How is "almost" wrecking a car a bad thing? You didn't. Rejoice.

Mad Hatter's Daughter: You can write, that's great, be happy with that.

Ly8y: Good for you. Rejoice and appreciate life.

Mizal: I heard from you already, just kill the cat. Crush it's little skull.

Tim: Santa's not real, and if he was, it would be too early to ask for a Christmas present. You don't get Christmas presents because your parents are too poor to afford ford, unless you were lying about that, which you are, in which case you've been a dick and get coal.

Steve's Brightness: Das Boot exists. Have any of you see it? It's one of the best films of all time. Like, spectacular. Also, the Punisher just came out, and it's shit cool. We live in a time where Netflix exists, and honestly, it's like the absolute best. I'd recommend watching that, because Jon Bernthal is badass and sexy.

We also don't eat any spiders in our sleep, that's a myth. If that fact disappoints you because you wanted to eat spiders, you're fine, because spiders are easy to find, catch and eat.

Also, the amount of sexually open, horny people in existence is ridiculous. Like, it's a huge amount. And the percentage of them that are girls is genuinely like half. I'm serious. Rejoice, there has never been a better time to exist in human history. Life is good and we are blessed.

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2 months ago

Well, after utilities and rent, I have about 30 buckaroons left in a month.

Also, Santa is totally real. You're getting coal.

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2 months ago

Do you live alone? It doesn't matter either way, stop paying for internet and sell your computer. I don't believe on any level you have thirty dollars a month for food and leisure, yet you have internet and a computer.

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2 months ago

Well, technically, I have a computer for work but I use my phone for this, but that's besides the point.

You'd be surprised. Sometimes, I need to hack into the matrix at home.

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2 months ago

Just remove your internet and just stand outside of your apartment or wherever you live and try to catch some free WiFi so you can use your neighbors, and you won't have to pay for your own. Worked for PewDiePie, now you can do it. 

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2 months ago

Nah, you're just lying. Or what you say might technically be true, but you're leaving out some massive piece of information that would explain it all.

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2 months ago

am leaving out a thing. But I'm not sure I should tell you because any and all information I give can and will be used against me.

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2 months ago

Well yeah, that explains it. Because thirty dollars is so incredibly little for someone who is employed, it's just downright insulting to be given that figure.

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2 months ago

Here are some tips to get more cash: 

1) Get a fucking job.

2) Get a fucking job which pays more than your last fucking job.

3) Work in a whore house, and sell your body.

4) Live in your parent's basement.

Hope that this was helpful. x3 

 

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2 months ago

Y'know, I would be laughing if it was someone else, but this just sorta brings me down.

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2 months ago

5. Quit your job. Go home. Shoot your parents. Go down to Mexico to star in lesbian porn.

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2 months ago

End's suggestion is better than all of mine combined. Follow his, and you'll be on the path to success! 

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one month ago

I know this reference! YAY

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2 months ago

If you can't pay for your day to day expenses, you'll actually run into some financial trouble, so talk to your parents if you need help. I'm sure that they would try to help you out. 

I actually feel a bit bad for you. ;w; 

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2 months ago
Just a reminder that I was willing to have Amazon send you groceries, but you thought you were 1.) important enough to murder, and 2) too weak to fend off a middle aged woman potentially attempting to murder you

OK you may now return to wallowing in your poverty

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2 months ago

It was the second one.

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2 months ago

Quit your job. Go home. Shoot your parents. Go down to Mexico to star in lesbian porn.

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2 months ago

I think that he would be good as a voice actor instead for some anime hentai shows. Tim, you could always become a thief. 

Complaint Thread

2 months ago

Better a thief than an anime voice actor. Working man's a sucker.

Complaint Thread

2 months ago
I got a new phone and don't get me wrong, it's nice, but it has a larger screen and so I'm no longer able to stretch my thumb across the entirety of the keyboard while it rests in my palm. When my other hand is occupied with the steering wheel this makes posting here really annoying, let me tell you.

Complaint Thread

2 months ago
can't wait to be able to build my own phone from parts with just the right screen size for my hand. custom PC builds are fucking great and I really wish phones could be bought in parts and put together like a PC.

Complaint Thread

2 months ago

It doesn't have one handed mode?

Complaint Thread

2 months ago
That sounds dirty.

Complaint Thread

2 months ago

Complaint Thread

2 months ago
I'm out of whiskey.

Complaint Thread

2 months ago
worst problem out of anyone in the thread

Complaint Thread

2 months ago

It's too cold to smoke outside, and I can't get baked in front of other people indoors 

Complaint Thread

2 months ago

Hide in the oven while it's on. You'll get baked and nobody will find you until the smell seeps through the house.

Complaint Thread

one month ago
Suddenlink is a rancid festering piece of shit service that no one should ever use and I am very annoyed right now. (And out another $150 in exchange for literally nothing.)

Back to data limit purgatory I guess.