I don't have much to complain about except the fact that my therapist thinks I'm crazy. But damn Ford, you can do it. I'm wrapping up my midterms this week, personally, but you're just starting, huh? It's okay, you're smart so you'll be fine, just make sure to not procrastinate!
Yeah, totally, that's it.
Complain? Sure why not? I guess my most long term problem is not having enough money for college so fuck it I took out 6000 dollars worth of loans which is a lot for me bc my family is poor as fuck. Not homeless but as a kid there many times where food was a little scarce and we had no electricity which is hell in both winter and summer even down here in the south. Im not sure where the money goes bc my bitch of a mom hardly tells me how to do anything useful so of course she wouldnt say anything about the strange lag in money. Im pretty sure shes just really bad at finances and shit but who knows. Still you think someone would teach me how to make a fucking doctors appointment and how it works before Im almost 20.
Not even sure if trying to get treated is worth it at this point but I guess while Im being egged on by the remains of my conscious I can at least try and do something.
And I also have about $4 for the rest of the semester for any supplies and necessities for any and all of my classes. Which will probably be $3 when I buy a scantron for a test tomorrow. Never thought $0.79 could look expensive until now.
I'm also in a bunch of debt but oh well, maybe we can pay it off before we're 80. Making a doctor's appointment is super easy: just call your desired doctor's office, explain what you're coming in for, and make an appointment. Because money is tight, I'd suggest making sure your insurance covers it first. If you tell them your plan, they should be able to tell you if it'll be covered. Good luck!
I did that but my mom had never explained how copays and deductibles work and now that I've seen the doctor (which was honestly not very helpful yet) I'll have to find some one who can take blood and check my levels for them which be a lot more calling and asking questions. Which I can't do since my mom hasn't paid the phone bill. You think she would at least warn me that I won't be able to contact her or anyone with my phone. So I have to wait for that. wtf man I can't even call to ask when will my phone be on bc I need my phone to do so
Jews?! IN DEBT!?!
Oh no. Steve is appalled.
Apalled implies negativity. I'm shocked.
But was the Holocaust a lie as well?
The fact that you're blaming your mother is just disgusting.
Instead of sitting on your ass all day, actually learn how to do stuff before you turn into an adult.
Actually, did you even asked your mother help, or you just didn't tell her and expect your mother to tell you?
Starting small :P
Right now I am in social studies class writing a massive essay about natural disasters and preventing them, while one of my two partners is playing GODDAMN AGARIO! While the other two of us are busting our asses!
I had a major summative assessment, and all of my group members were searching up banana porn. God save me... I can't work in an environment with retards. x-x
That still seems reasonable. Perhaps you're the retard of the group for fearing your own curiousity and sexuality, two of the most important elements to being human.
Rumors are spreading about me in school that all I want to do is lie to her to get in her pants, and the girl I wrote the poetry for in the other thread told me she didn't want to date me anymore. She was the only girl I talked to all year long, it really hit me hard and I've been stuck in some sad nigga hours for two days. It just makes it worse since my intentions were actually pure...
Wait but why did the rumors spread? What did you do?
I am always in constant pain.
There you go.
It's, like... an aching pain all over my hot bod. Other than that, my legs and feet hurt a lot because I walk everywhere all the time (because I do not own a car and/or license because that takes a lot of time and/or muns), and my back gets a really sharp pain for a sec whenever I take a sleep.
I'm mostly kinda numbed out during the day, though.
Plus side, my legs are fuckin ripped, bro!
Is it from like vitamin deficiency or is some kind of early onset form of arthritis? Someone I know has arthritis even though she's my age. So never know
Pfft I dunno I don't got that doctor money.
Might be that first thing though since I only eat very low price items.
I dunno about that second one though but maybe.
Bananas might help some or if its a vitamin problem it might help a lot. They can reduce inflammation and joint pain and stuff really well.
Well, now you're just making me paranoid that I have a rare disease.
I'm not dehydrated. My piss is literally yellow-tinged water.
... Actually, now that you mention it, can't remember the last time I had a fruit or vegetable. Taste terrible.
Its probably vitamins then.
Ey, it ain't my fault that I can't eat a frut or vegital without a good puke. I didn't eat any until I was, like, 8. Now they're all just ech.
Except maybe oranges. They're okay, I guess. Never tried giving them a munch, though, just a succ.
From all the Mountain Dew I consume, I think I'm pretty good on that.
I mostly do that second part.
Not saying complaining is something you should do all the time but I dont see a problem with feeling bad about bad things and instead of complaining about complaining you could give advice to help people. Hypocrite
I'm actually more surprised by your restraint to not mock RoyalGhost's post in this thread.
Am I expected to keep track when every time someone edits something? I dont remember you saying anything else except about Mayana.
Also Im a guy
Sure. So is Seto.
Dont know who Seto is. So if you say so
He's a pretty cool guy.
And doesn't afraid of anything.
Oh it's a really old meme. Tim said you were a pretty cool guy and I just added the next part of the meme.
Other furry? Thats like half the people on this site.
As far as I'm concerned, everyone on this site is just a figment of my imagination.
Is sentinel not around? The fox guy (James?) left? And I've always wondered if bz counts. Either way I'm not sure who the other person is as I haven't seen anyone lately
Sentinel's really only a furry for humor purposes nowadays.
He likes fat girls now because hey fat girls need love too.
I'm not sure if you mean Harambe or the user who had a gorilla profile pic so I'll assume it was both. I'm still not sure who the other person is
I have two tests on Wednesday, two tests on Thursday, and two tests on Friday. I got my first C on a unit test while everyone (literally everyone) expected me to get an A again but fml I suck. I got an average score and gah. My bro beat me. And to tell them that I got a shitty score. Other than that, have some qualifying tests to take this and next week for this activity and a competition to prepare for. Normal stresses and shiz. Still annoying.
Well, I now permanently have a four day weekend, my job's going pretty cool, I'm surrounded by attractive people at the prime of their life, I drink and drug constantly and I have a relative shit ton of money compared to my friends because I worked in fifth year and saved up a few grand. So to join in with Mayana, most of you are bitches who should stop complaining about your great lives that you don't appreciate.
There we are. You're all living in the greatest time of human history, and you all have internet access. Be happy and rejoice, don't focus on the negative shit and bitch.
Eh, there are things I'd allow complaints about. Parents being divorced, people dying, being blind, realizing you've just watched "Passengers" and Chris Pratt failed you, being raped, failing in your attempt to rape someone, being the only kid on your football team not raped by the coach, that kind of thing.
On the other hand, having to work in your education, having to work in your job, not having a PC, having girls/ guys not jump on your dick/ in your snatch because you're an asshole or not being able to write are all shitty things to bitch about and you should stop whining. Or subscribe to Steve's master plan of "Have the unhappy fucks off themselves".
Is that the zombie thing?
Not sure if he's being sarcastic or serious about me. It's hard to tell on this site
Well, as someone to whom food was "scarce" as a kid and lacked electricity, plus being forced to go into debt to pay for college, yes, you have serious grievances.
Although, you should be smart enough to learn how to make a doctor's appointment at 19 without someone having to tell you. The internet exists, and you seem to have it.
I thought it would be as simple as saying Id like to come in and pick a day. Apparently not.
:( Do AP tests matter?
I do agree with you though. :/ I do have a lot of positive things in my life too. ^_^
Shit, how old are you? Either you're in the fuckable age and I've never realized, you're not actually doing AP tests or that entire system is complete and utter shit for forcing young teens to do it.
Also, get back to it, stop bitching, play the ukulale. Look at this guy play it, he's fucking loving it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c71RCAyLS1M
Already 15. :( So old. T-T I wasn't forced to do it. I just wished I took some AP classes last year. Could've. It would've saved me some stress. It's whatever. And I didn't take the actual AP test today. Just an AP-styled test. Cuz Chem is cancer.
:o Don't feel like clicking the link, but someone played the ukulele for us when I was in elementary school. It sounded cool and actually pretty nice. But I'm cool with just a violin.
Huh, this is surprising. Anyhow, noted. Since you didn't actually do the AP test, stop bitching and look on the bright side. For instance, you're old enough to masturbate in a culture where if your parents found out they wouldn't behead you. Also, you live in the first world and you have internet, so you're fucking golden.
Well then, kindly fuck you, you're missing out.
Surprising that I act younger than I am? :/ Ah, sorry. I had been working up my nerves, and the tests today were easy anyway. O.O I'm sure my parents would behead me anyway if I did something like that.
I'm golden! :D
Ah, didn't realize you wanted to do that. Can you play? :0 Or do you just like to listen? :3
Well, from the way you act, I was picturing , like, 12-13. And noted, for future reference. Perhaps try to find less shitty parents.
I regret that choice of words.
Can't play, like the instrument because it's always cheerful.
Rip. Future reference... *thinks*
Aww. :3 That's why I like it too haha.
Steve, I agree completely, because grades in middle school don't matter, but my parents ground me for the entire semester (or summer vacation) if I have a B in any of my classes! Very annoying.
Oh yeah, nearly forgot. As someone who spends a shit ton of time fucking about on this sight, you can fuck off with your pity party for not being able to "justify going to sleep having so much work to do", you pratty cunt. You're taking the time to bitch about it on the internet, you have time ga-fucking-lore.
You got a stalker there, my friend.
Um. I didn't know that this kind of distaste for certain science majors legit existed between college students but okay.
That picture is a very cool way to see the sciences. So true though.
A. If you learn what someone looks like, you'll recognize them more often. You're not being stalked.
B. Huh, Ford is clearly asexual. This is technically news, but not really surprising in any way.
C. Huh, you are a pretentious cunt. This is not news, I was aware, I just like to point it out when i CAN.
No, pretentious. You're looking down on someone for the subject they study. I get to know someone before I judge them, as I'm not a pretentious cunt.
osht maybe i shouldnt go into biology
Eh. I'll more likely prove you wrong.
"I've met several of People A, so now I can judge all People A negatively" is pretty much sexism, racism or homophobia by different a different qualifier.
fite me kiddo
Prove sucking ass is in anyway negative, fagfuck.
Pffh, says the guy so depressed he made a thread to cry about old people and how hard COLLEGE is.
My sister was a biologist major and I dont see anything wrong with it
Im not even sure why some girl wanting to give you a hug proves biology majors are awful. Unless I missed something somewhere youre not really saying she did anything wrong
Ford is disgusted by womenkind, it's not his fault he reacts in fear.
So you hate biologist just bc theyre biologist? That definitely sounds like what a racist would say about other races and such.
was gonna write some stuff but instead I'm just gonna go with yeah that's exactly correct. I fart in the general direction of any life science related major just because. Biologists are essentially middle of the shit barrel to me in terms of science majors. psych and sociology are bottom asf and lukewarm.
Well youve lost a lot of credibility to me but alright. Cant convince you otherwise.
Ford had credibility?
I give most people the benefit of the doubt. So probably not.
My only complaint is that I'm out of brownies.
I stole all yo brownies.
Oh no! This man needs brownies pronto! This is the worst tragedy of the century!
Can't possibly be worse than never having Hamburger Helper as a child.
What could possibly keep you from eating brownies (unless MK eats them all)?
Diabetes I imagine.
Yeaaaah, it's more likely that I ate them all.
No, I meant that's why Mizal can't eat brownies. Or at least I'm guessing that's why, since I doubt if it's due to anorexia or something similar.
I love brownies. But I also know someone who doesn't let me eat them because she eats all of the batter. :|
Currently sick. Can't breathe through my nose, keep getting chills, & also just started coughing in the past few hours. Which is extra annoying, because often once I develop a cough, it doesn't go away for a month or so. >_<
D: *pats* I hope you get well sooner.
Thank you! ^_^
Good news: Can breathe through nose.
Edit: Nevermind... 9_9
Bad news: Coughing more. >_<
Did he die or something? I hope not. I'm still waiting on that storygame about that farmer.
Maybe he finally quit the site. I remember he said he was getting bored of the place back in 2015 and probably wouldn't be posting any more. Obviously took awhile to kick in.
Or y'know, he could just be dead.
How the hell does it take two years to leave a site if you're bored of it?
Who gives a fuck, has anyone noticed how Romeo's little love message is on his profile is perhaps the perfect example of how being a faggot has nothing to do with liking dick?
Thanks. I really enjoy goodnight messages, Steve. :)
My pleasure. I enjoy reinforcement of the ideas I try to explain to site idiots.
To be honest when he said that, I think he was just more pissed about the changes going on at CYS at the time. (Which didn't last long anyway)
Indeed. As a benchmark of sorts, it would be fascinating to chart the use of the word "faggot" over time. After 3J's announcement that using slurs against other users was a bannable offense, it clearly went from "negligible" to "none," for a while... but how did we get to the status quo? Did 3J rescind his instaban policy? Or is this just a case of mice at play while the cat's away?
"Can't enforce" and "not willing to enforce" are two different things, I'd say. But thanks for giving me an idea of what happened.
As I remember JJJ said he realized his policy was a little too draconian. I think he shortly realized that as soon as he banned Playa for saying Melissa should be killed for being a pedophile.
I do vaguely remember that drama. I don't remember him saying anything like that, but I wouldn't necessarily.
Very tempted to do some forum-crawling, though. Both for the chart, and because I'd be curious to know how many times Steve has called someone a faggot. 9_9
JJJ has said he thought Steve used faggot way too much, but again it wasn't a bannable offense.
However I'm fairly certain Steve would point out two things if you chose to debate him on this.
1. Being a faggot has nothing to do with being gay and is more of a general insult for just being "weak." (or an idiot, etc.)
2. He's bisexual so he's allowed to say it anyway.
Now he'll genuinely make a rational argument for number 1 (as he has in the past), but ultimately even if you did start making headway against his argument, he's probably going to fall back on number 2.
1. "Faggot" carries the strong negative connotations it does because of the stigma against male homosexuality.
2. If the word as he's using it has nothing to do with homosexuality, why would his orientation be relevant? 9_9
Well I'm sure that will be fun.
In any case if either of them needs to refer to an old argument on the subject, I dug up a relevant thread.
1. I disagree. "Bastard" had strong negative connotations due to the idea of someone being inferior due to their parents not having gotten married. Now, at least before Game of Thrones, I doubt anyone knew that, and to think that people still use it for the original stigma attached to it would be patently absurd. I'd argue it's similar for bitch, because calling a dog a "dog" isn't particularly hurtful, "Cunt", because it has so much more "Umpfh!" than "Vagina", or for endless words. "Villain" no longer has anti-poor connotations, and hell, faggot doesn't mean bundle of sticks.
Basically, words evolve, which I'm sure you'll agree. I'm only arguing that we've reached a point where "Faggot" has moved past it's homophobic roots in essence, and rather than fight against it, we should cease upon that moment, embracing it. As a bisexual I'm taking the word, and using it for the impressive meaning of a... you know, a faggot. I honestly can't think of another word to describe. Someone who says "I love you" on the first date, or who... like a little bitch.
There's several cultural target mile points to signify this. South Park had an episode on the changing use. Louis CK had a comedy bit on it. Hell, if you experienced youth culture daily as I do, you'd see this, as the newest generation of kids is one far freer of the cultural homophobia that once plagued man. In my general extended crew, no one has anything against the gays and one of us is a trans dude, it doesn't matter. However, faggot is used extensively. With the youth taking this change, we shift the whole thing, and once you old fucks die off, the transformation will be complete. Rather than fight against unstoppable, and quite frankly positive change, I'd embrace it and begin using the word to describe assholes who go into a panic and whine when criticized, fucks who squander natural talents because of fear of being weird, and in many cases, homophobes who only have the balls to bully marginalized groups.
2. My love of gays helps to solidify the idea that I'm not doing it due to homophobia, be it conscious or subconscious.
That's a pretty solid argument, to be honest. Words do evolve, and I certainly don't object to people trying to steer that evolution. That said, I think the fact that you're ready with the "I'm bi, so I'm not being homophobic" argument shows that you realize this is not a word that has completely shifted meaning, at this point in time. You wouldn't need to defend against accusations of homophobia if everyone agreed that "faggot" no longer meant "homosexual." But you've made more than one post that make it clear you're not personally using the word that way... and barring a reversal of the cultural shift that has normalized homosexuality, I imagine the overall trend will be in your favor.
So, yeah. I won't be adopting it myself, buuut I'll be less likely to mutter imprecations about you darn kids and your gosh-darn language the next time you start insulting each other. XD
I mean, admittedly, "faggot" isn't as far along through it's transformation as, say, "Villain" or "Bastard", but I find the word useful and see the benefit in taking a pretty good sounding insult from the hands of homophobes, so I push the word's transformation. All it'll take now is the slow death of the old people so that only Steve's generation takes over. I haven't seen you insult many people on the site, so I'd imagine a wide repertoire of insults isn't as important to you as it is to me, so feel free to not use it.
Well according to Steve, we're all closet bisexuals anyway so going by that logic I guess that means we're all allowed to use it and there really isn't any issue.
Glad that's settled.
I stand be that. I mean, the human dick literally evolved to better fuck a pussy right after another guy has came in it, plus there's that little spot in men's asses that pretty much confirms group orgies where everyone fucks everything is the natural way to reproduce.
That numbers getting higher and higher every second, darling. STEVE!
No, I'm pretty sure his last words were of how much he loved and wanted to mate with Steve.
Malk was sucking Steve's dick constantly in the Villain Lair during his last few visits. Seriously, anything Steve said, Malk was agreeing with.
I mean I get that he was siding with Steve partially to just defy Mizal, but he basically was just Steve's cheerleader bitch. Lol.
Come to think of it Sentinel hasn't been around either. I guess he went into hiding after killing Malk.
Or they've run off together.
Feel better mate. ;w;
My only complaint is that I'm still unsure on whether or not getting breast reduction surgery will be worth it. Other than that there isn't really much for me to be upset about.
Though I am getting tired of having to babysit pests perfect children and pets :3
It's hard to be so cheerful sometimes when my solitude is constantly interrupted. But it's not like I'll ever rudely decline, because it isn't so much of a pain when I think about it.
Eh. I dunno. I am very solitude, and it kinda sucks.
I'm going to go "Yes". Big tits tend to impart the idea that you're an idiot, have untold medical issues, and also, are overrated and most men I know don't really like them. Of course, as teenage Thara has yet to experiance the joys of sexuality outside of fantasizing over End and that, this may be new information and this could've been a joke. Anyhow, STEVE, bitches! Giving friendly advice on anatomy.
Well a family member passed away at 81, my grandfather. He had major health complications due to a long life of heavy drinking and smoking, yet he refused to speak up about his pain and issues. It's something my family especially likes to do - hide their problems and try to fix it themselves, but look where that took him. My father had just returned back from a short venture to his family to attend the funeral and express his condolences in person. He insisted on going alone.
Before this I was lucky enough to have grandparents on both sides alive - on my mother's side they were very polite and generous people, supporting my parents' decision to come to the United States fully, but on my father's it was a different story. My grandmother on my father's side hardly cares for anyone except her for granddaughter that has never done anything in her entire life rather than be endlessly spoiled. And her mother (my aunt) is also a stuck-up, irresponsible brat. Like mother, like daughter. My grandmother didn't care all too much for my father, who actually tried to do something meaningful and productive with his life and further his education, as well as even start up his own business. She never minded her grandchildren overseas who, despite constant financial complications among other issues, were striving to further their education and make an impact on their communities. And who my grandmother didn't care for, she despised. She tears down my mother and her family and makes it her life's goal to consistently shame us, though for what reason, I don't know. But alas.
I'm also constantly getting sick. Fighting through a nasty cold right now.
And to throw in a little shitty first-world problem, just to shake things up a bit, my PC is sluggish as hell. Woe is me.
Fight the good fight, man.
That's funny, mine just finished.
Albeit it isn't frozen, but 12 hours old and refrigerated.
Hi, So Tired.
I am Tim.
Oh I knew that.
Hey just saying maybe
Get actual sleep.
Or don't... I kinda wanna see where this sleep-deprived Mizal story is leading up to. More near-self-injury? More snakes? Find out next on CYS!
My friends keep telling me about all their awesome gaming accomplishments...
AND I'M STILL GROUNDED UNTIL DECEMBER.
Hi there, Steve here again, with more people to insult.
MrMustachio: Sorry about your grandad, fuck your PC.
Ford: You're cancer, continue to hide the misery that is your life, the life you hate, the life you wish the universe had never given you, behind complaining about pizza.
Mizal: You have a shit ton of free time to bitch on the internet, sleep using that time, or rest, or just try shutting it up for me, woudl you? Thanks.
Wizzy: You don't have video games? Neither did, what, over 100 billion people. Good job dealing with that stress as well as they did.
On Steve's bright side, I have a big old argument thread going, there's a two euro coin in my view, and I'm nearly finished my latest storygame, which I have more time to do as college was cancelled today so I don't have to waste time going in.
Freezing cold? You were in Texas, not Siberia, you whiny bitch. Stop whining, and think about how bad it was for your granddad.
God, bitch, bitch, bitch. Is your Grandad OK? If so, you're fucking golden, shut up. If not, you've bigger things to worry about.
Steve, I'm not sure that 100 billion people once existed on this planet...
Everything's just peachy right now. *thumbs up*
Only thing I can really complain about is the fact that my mind can't seem to keep concentrated on one thing right now, for whatever odd reason. I start a song, and end up switching to another one halfway through. Start watching a YouTube video, end up playing a game, making a pie and building a card tower. Start reading a new book I've been waiting like...a year for, and end up eating half my goddamn pie and farming on GBF for that SSR weap. <.<
The most I've concentrated on a single task was yesterday and the posts I've made, actually. And the reason was that yesterday I was so tired I could barely think x'D
Well, it does seem to flit here and there >.>
I'm not sure it's the internet that caused this, since I've always been at least slightly easily distracted by things I'm interested in (oooh shiny).
Never baked a pie before though, and didn't even know I was interested in learning how to. x'D
Ahhh. Honestly, when I microwave stuff I end up staring at the countdown and just zoning out.
It's weird x'D
Yup! Crushed the graham crackers in a ziploc bag and melted butter for the crust :3
That's me almost all the time.
I lost $20.
Looks like I am not eating for a bit.
I live in an apartment and I want to smack the stupid out of my neighbors.
Bust them in the mouth.
Bust in their mouth.
I prefer cheesecake.
While I was just suggesting minor assault, you just upgraded it to oral rape.
Gotta love this place.
I haven't gotten a solid night's sleep in days, my one day off this week is tomorrow, and instead of being able to sleep in, I have to get up two hours before I normally wake up so I can go do jury duty. And as I predicted, I still have that cough. >_<
Fall asleep during jury duty
It's probably a little late, but all you have to do is strongly imply that you saw a movie/play/book/song/university lecture/courtroom incident where Jury Nullification was invoked and that the concept excited you, and they'll kick you out and leave you to sleep at home while everybody else thinks you're at jury duty. They'll also never ask you to do jury duty again.
The guy plead guilty, so we all got to go home. I even took a nap and got my two hours of sleep back, so it's all good.
What is it with you and, according to your CYS posting, (nearly) killing all animals you lay eyes on? :P
Someone hit our neighborhood deer with their car. We all named him Harry.. When I drove back from my sports meetups and shtuff, I found him dead on the road and birds were picking him apart. ;w;
Harry, you'll always be in my heart because you ate the vegatables in my outdoor garden and you should be lucky that I didn't shoot you. Well, your dead anyways so you got what you deserved.
NOBODY raids my outdoor garden. Not even those damned squirrels.
Do you accept Robux as a form of payment?
It is pretty top quality so I don't really see how they think it's free.
I, however, am willing to pay in funny dad jokes.
Oh yeah those guys
But is it good drawings, or is it cringe?
Most of the stuff you can get on a Dragon Site (or any site full of arty dweebs and fake money, for that matter) is so ~~STYLIZED~~ (I.E. Cartoonular for the sake of being able to pass off flaws as intentional design, rather than for the sake of interesting design and personality) that technical quality doesn't matter, it just has a general sort of "Okay to look at, I guess I can tell what that is". (See most Tumblr Webcomics and/or Tim Burton Wannabes to get the jist of what I'm talking about) But according to Mizal some of them are actually worth the hours spent toiling away getting dragons to fuck so you can sell their children or make dragon burgers.
And honestly I've seen some great ones.
I have one of your thingies
Thanks Tim :D that was the one I was trying to send, but I'm on my phone and can't grab the direct image link soooo was gonna find somewhere to host it where it gives it to me >.>
It is all good.
You can't choose to view the image by long-pressing?
Nope. Just gave the old "open in new tab, open" etc stuff that were just linking to the page it was on.
I am mobile master and that disgusts me.
I hate my phone >.>
*pokes it affectionately* why you no do the things I want you to ;~;
X'D it's a really beautiful one.
And my god, keep in mind this is all something they drew. It's not photo manipulation OwO
That just makes it so much more impressive.
Is that Axiom's drawing?
Or, look at previous art.
If you're looking for artists in the forums, if they don't have a little "previous artworks" link or something like that, then ask for it. And if they can't give you one, not worth wasting anything on them :P
I complain that I can't think of anything to complain about right now, which is insane
You can put that mangy beast down with some poison or a knife. Sacrifice it to Satan, the cat's death will be sacrificed for a good cause.
I don't know what to ask santa for christmas
Ask him for the power to bring back forum games.
I've sorta already let go of forum games.
The only ones I kinda miss are the mafia threads. Anyhow, weren't there like a dozen other sites (of varying quality) at one point where CYS'ers moved their RPs?
Ask for your own personal santa.
Once again, let me remind you why your lives are great!
Seto: Stop focusing on your concentration issues, and appreciate the irony of my solution, because it's delightful.
Tim: How the fuck is twenty dollars enough money to you that you won't eat for a while without it? Like, people are that poor, but you seem to have Wifi. Fuck you, sell your computer and buy food. Or don't, just stop whining.
Frontierloc: Be glad you have a roof over your head, and stare at it while contemplating life.
Morgan: The guy pled guilty, rejoice that his life is shit and you're not going to prison or jail or getting a fine or whatever.
Mizal: How is "almost" wrecking a car a bad thing? You didn't. Rejoice.
Mad Hatter's Daughter: You can write, that's great, be happy with that.
Ly8y: Good for you. Rejoice and appreciate life.
Mizal: I heard from you already, just kill the cat. Crush it's little skull.
Tim: Santa's not real, and if he was, it would be too early to ask for a Christmas present. You don't get Christmas presents because your parents are too poor to afford ford, unless you were lying about that, which you are, in which case you've been a dick and get coal.
Steve's Brightness: Das Boot exists. Have any of you see it? It's one of the best films of all time. Like, spectacular. Also, the Punisher just came out, and it's shit cool. We live in a time where Netflix exists, and honestly, it's like the absolute best. I'd recommend watching that, because Jon Bernthal is badass and sexy.
We also don't eat any spiders in our sleep, that's a myth. If that fact disappoints you because you wanted to eat spiders, you're fine, because spiders are easy to find, catch and eat.
Also, the amount of sexually open, horny people in existence is ridiculous. Like, it's a huge amount. And the percentage of them that are girls is genuinely like half. I'm serious. Rejoice, there has never been a better time to exist in human history. Life is good and we are blessed.
Well, after utilities and rent, I have about 30 buckaroons left in a month.
Also, Santa is totally real. You're getting coal.
Do you live alone? It doesn't matter either way, stop paying for internet and sell your computer. I don't believe on any level you have thirty dollars a month for food and leisure, yet you have internet and a computer.
Well, technically, I have a computer for work but I use my phone for this, but that's besides the point.
You'd be surprised. Sometimes, I need to hack into the matrix at home.
Just remove your internet and just stand outside of your apartment or wherever you live and try to catch some free WiFi so you can use your neighbors, and you won't have to pay for your own. Worked for PewDiePie, now you can do it.
Nah, you're just lying. Or what you say might technically be true, but you're leaving out some massive piece of information that would explain it all.
I am leaving out a thing. But I'm not sure I should tell you because any and all information I give can and will be used against me.
Well yeah, that explains it. Because thirty dollars is so incredibly little for someone who is employed, it's just downright insulting to be given that figure.
Here are some tips to get more cash:
1) Get a fucking job.
2) Get a fucking job which pays more than your last fucking job.
3) Work in a whore house, and sell your body.
4) Live in your parent's basement.
Hope that this was helpful. x3
Y'know, I would be laughing if it was someone else, but this just sorta brings me down.
5. Quit your job. Go home. Shoot your parents. Go down to Mexico to star in lesbian porn.
End's suggestion is better than all of mine combined. Follow his, and you'll be on the path to success!
I know this reference! YAY
If you can't pay for your day to day expenses, you'll actually run into some financial trouble, so talk to your parents if you need help. I'm sure that they would try to help you out.
I actually feel a bit bad for you. ;w;
It was the second one.
Quit your job. Go home. Shoot your parents. Go down to Mexico to star in lesbian porn.
I think that he would be good as a voice actor instead for some anime hentai shows. Tim, you could always become a thief.
Better a thief than an anime voice actor. Working man's a sucker.
It doesn't have one handed mode?
It's too cold to smoke outside, and I can't get baked in front of other people indoors
Hide in the oven while it's on. You'll get baked and nobody will find you until the smell seeps through the house.