Do you read forum profiles? If so, how often?
I often wondered if I was among a few outliers on the site who actually read them. I know we normally read newb's profiles, but do the newbs read ours? Do you check a well-known user's profile from time-to-time? Some people put a good amount of effort into profiles, so it would be rather funny if nobody bothers to read them.
I'll know when you do...
I used to read long ones like tacos and the really cool ones when you could before the restrictions.
People used to modify their profiles with coding about 8ish months ago, but 3J ended that with an update. It also made Ford sad.
There's this one.
I've almost forgotten about Lemon. It is to bad that only he realized the site's evil ways and was martyred for his beliefs. However, he was reborn as a Californian lesbian Mormon (which raises no eyebrows at all).
He actually made the Charaxes alt while still as Swedishlemon. It was his weird split personality or something. Made another alt (EndKraster) after he got exposed which was basically him melting down at that point.
There was another profile (AlixeTiir) which was supposed to be his brother's account, but given his brother was another retard that didn't contribute much I just banned the whole fucking family.
His last PM to me was bitching about how his shitty Hallway story got taken down because of low ratings and that this place had a serious problem with constructive criticism and that I was part of that problem. Lol.
Here's his tombstone:
Swedishlemon, EndKraster, AlixeTiir, Charaxes
Wait, so this entire thread was just him arguing with himself? http://chooseyourstory.com/forums/writing-workshop/message/20283#713472
I thought they were neighbors or something like that. I think that's what Charaxes said.
I'm kind of a newbie that he almost a week in this site. (Working on my profile and my story now)
You're not the only one who reads sometimes user profiles, I do!
I'm reading user profiles, if I'm interesting in the same creator of the story/or something else. (This is how often I read them, so like one time in a week- month minimum...)
The user profiles sometimes interesting and some are not interesting...
So I am thinking I know why some people don't read user profiles: they busy, or they don't want to read them at all...
I've had moments where they've had 18 points, but they'd just rated 3 storygames.
D I S A P P O I N T M E N T
I feel you Mizal. Most of the people here have points from 15-30, and it's just downright depressing.
I tend to jump around different profiles to find what they're posting in and to check for new storygames. I probably check End's profile every day to see if his storygame count has risen to 16. I also like to see cool content some people have, and to check what order they're in.
So, there are these creepy people on this site who send me PM's *cough cough* GamerKing777 *cough cough* about my profile which is disturbing. Newbs definitely read mine as I receive PM's about my goals. I'm just going to take down my whole profile, put a simple greeting and there.
1. What the fuck did they ask? Now I'm curious.
2. Hang on, is your name Cookie? If so, christ almighty. God, now I really hope that's a name that idiots actually call their kids.
Whoa, killing it with that wit and brevity, bud. Now I remember why you're useful to the site.
dey asked me to shuw my pussai
Technically, they're just private messaging me about the shit which I wrote on my profile and stuff. Also, my name isn't actually Cookie. My username is usually Cookie on websites, so I'm accustomed to people calling me Cookeh, Cookie, Cuckie etc. But Dini will suffice quite well. Don't fucking call me Cuckie.
"Technically"? Great, so our resident thirteen year old girl is being hit on by pedophiles. This is your fault, @Julian, and I will not rest until you apologize.
Don't worry, Gamer's just asking me regular questions. He's not being a pedo.
(Though a block option would be nice to have in case.)
Sorry Ford, I didn't know that my nickname was copy-righted. x'D
Well how creepy is he getting exactly?
I mean if he's sexually harassing you, I can just go ahead and ban him right now.
We here at CYS consider ourselves an ally to the feminist cause and it is a sad day indeed to hear that one of the founders may have acted against such principles.
These are serious accusations to be sure and if true then Mr. P should certainly answer for his crimes against you as this is a serious abuse of his position of power over you.
However, I cannot at this time go forward with so little evidence.
I'm glad that I helped you gain courage! Go Mizal, woop woop.
I usually click on the most famous people's profiles on here so that I can re-play their games to achieve all of the endings.
I used to do it a lot because I was a bored and lonely piece of shit.
Now I don't because I'm a bored and lonely piece of shit :D
I jerked off to someone's profile selfie semi-regularly for a while back
Yeah, it's somewhere on my computer.
That may not be the intention of user pictures... but thanks for letting us all know.
Wow, after seeing how many people check out user profiles, I suddenly feel very self conscious. I thought it was a thing that almost no one did.
Already knew that Ford. What do they even do on here?
Mr Kettle attempted to slink into his office, to hide his head in the sea of cubicles and slide right in without being noticed. Unfortunately, Mr Pot quickly noticed his employee, a snarl appearing on his face.
"What time do you call this, boy?!" he shouted.
"Sorry, sir. I know I'm late, but it's only by a few minutes, and I had to drop my kids to school! I won't let it happen again sir, I..."
"To school? You expect me to believe that, boy? God knows your kind don't go to school. Tell me, were you up too late last night playing craps, hmm? Listening to that godawful gangster rap, tagging signs?"
"My kind?" he asked in confusion, before hastily adding "Sir".
"Yes, your kind! The Negroids! Or as you hoodlums say on the street, the niggers!"
Mr Kettle felt a small bubble of anger form in him, but it was washed out by his confusion at the situation.
"Yes, sir, sorry sir, won't happen again," he said.
"Good! Now get to work!" Mr Pot yelled.
With that, Mr Kettle slunk away from the dark, almost ebony-skinned man in front of him to the safety of his cubicle.
I have no words.. Actually I have a few. This was beautiful, tragic and it clearly displays the lifestyles of the noobs new people on this website.
I was doing an extended Pot Kettle black thing, because Ford has also accomplished nothing on the site.