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Ogre overthrowing the (mini) King?

5 years ago
Ogre is now a single commendation away from having more than anyone else on the site.

Minnie got lazy, but, what else do you really expect from kids today and all their anime and such.

Ogre overthrowing the (mini) King?

5 years ago

Minnie probably wouldn't have as many as he does now if he and Thara hadn't been competing with each other at the time.

Ogre overthrowing the (mini) King?

5 years ago
Deus Vult and whatnot.

Ogre overthrowing the (mini) King?

5 years ago
It's a shame the whole new Orders thing never took off.

Ogre overthrowing the (mini) King?

5 years ago

Ogre overthrowing the (mini) King?

5 years ago
Go Ogre! Finally, time for the architects to shine :D

Ogre overthrowing the (mini) King?

5 years ago

And the Minnie King cried out as the fat dirty stinking Ogre slammed his axe into his chest, completely breaking through his sword and also cutting through his armor. It was only that chest plate that saved the Minnie King from immediate death, but it was the beginning of the end.

Ogre then easily pulled back the axe from the sucking chest wound and kicked the Minnie King down the stairs of his own throne room. The Minnie King tumbled hard, losing his crown in the process.

With all the air knocked out of him, the Minnie King wheezed and choked on his own blood. He tried to get up, but he no longer had the strength. Long gone were the days where he would spar with reaper’s daughter as part of his daily training. He had gotten lazy and now he was battered and beaten.

Meanwhile the Ogre just pulled up his brown shorts and began to slowly walk down the stairs great axe in hand and a belch causing an echo in the room.

When the Ogre reached the bottom, the Minnie King begged for mercy from his prone position which just made the Ogre laugh, causing his great fat belly to jiggle with glee.

Then the axe came down and the Minnie King’s head was split vertically. Brains, bone and blood covered the floor and it was over.

The Ogre, realizing that he had overcome his enemy wandered over to the dented crown that had fallen not too far from the Minnie King. Allured by it’s shininess, the Ogre picked it up and placed it on his head.

“Hur hur hur, Ogre King now. Hur hur hur.” he exclaimed and farted loudly in triumph completely destroying what was left of the royal flowers in the room in the process.

Ogre overthrowing the (mini) King?

5 years ago
Very nice.

But I would have made the Ogre more confused.

Ogre overthrowing the (mini) King?

5 years ago
That sounds amazingly accurate as to what really happened (and not just because I had burritos last night).